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pink_bunny
01-20-2015, 07:18 PM
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kaninchen
01-20-2015, 07:19 PM
http://todrinkandwrite.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/ferris-buellers-day-off-jeanie-7.gif
After you've faked being sick so the manager will let you leave early, and all the other girls are giving you the death stare as you get dressed.
ScarletKitten
01-20-2015, 07:40 PM
Trying to seduce a customer into buying a dance...
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ScarletKitten
01-20-2015, 07:42 PM
To the overly drunk customers who can't even walk without falling over...
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ScarletKitten
01-20-2015, 08:02 PM
How I feel when working during that time of the month...
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Tsepmet1
01-21-2015, 08:59 AM
^ omg I love that show.
"DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?"
Flickdreams
01-21-2015, 06:48 PM
^ What show is it?
OliveJardin
01-21-2015, 07:04 PM
^ omg I love that show.
"DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?"
^Me too! I love The IT Crowd :P.
ScarletKitten
01-21-2015, 07:34 PM
When seeing a dirty thong a stripper left on the dressing room floor out in the open...
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ScarletKitten
01-21-2015, 07:49 PM
How I feel about alot of customers...
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ScarletKitten
01-21-2015, 08:27 PM
"Can I take you out for a date? I'm not interested in lap dances. I just want to get to know you..."
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kaninchen
01-21-2015, 08:42 PM
Time for some Lucille Bluth gifs!
http://i.giphy.com/qMDvt69lEC448.gif
When repeatedly banking completely destroys your concept of what things normally cost
http://i.giphy.com/bRi1sMN9TYwAo.gif
When the new girl is wearing something utterly ridiculous
http://i.giphy.com/AQDyGWoVuJ0Qg.gif
When you find $20s in your stage tips
http://i.giphy.com/I1mDA4dGGjbnW.gif
When you work in a juice bar and the manager walks in the dressing room right as you take a sip of "water" from your "water bottle"
Flickdreams
01-21-2015, 09:14 PM
^ That first one lol
pink_bunny
01-21-2015, 09:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/aQh0a7C.mp4when you and ur girl successfully do a double dance ( or 2 friends in the champagne room, and bank)
pink_bunny
01-22-2015, 07:07 PM
customer is mad because you wont have dinner with him40397
pink_bunny
01-22-2015, 07:29 PM
dressing room at the end of the night shift40398
kaninchen
01-24-2015, 11:41 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/Lo4zc2zvdPzP2/giphy.gif
You watch as a notorious hustler sits with a prime $$$ customer who told you, "Maybe later." They're getting along well, he's smiling... Oh, no, he's pulling out his wallet! Are they getting up to go to VIP?! Damn it!
Flickdreams
01-24-2015, 03:21 PM
Even better when I'm the hustler and I see the girl watching me ^
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 03:28 PM
40454 That feeling as you walk out the front doors of the club
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 03:32 PM
"I can't get a dance........blah blah blah" expecting me to stand there for a long-winded explanation
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[ScarlettKitten- not sure if this one worked, had to save as video cause as image was an invalid file, Hope it worked cause its fucken funny :D]
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 03:35 PM
Leaving a non-tipping stage after an unappreciated performance
http://i.imgur.com/B4QaFEq.gif
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 03:52 PM
tough night, tough crowd 40458
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Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 04:01 PM
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg286/TGrayman/shawshank2.gif um, NOPE.
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 04:45 PM
When customers start coming into the club after a slow start the dancers 'be like' .... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-CmJNvOVLS7o/UvkyNCvkJ9I/AAAAAAAABtQ/C4yhwgRrO6I/s1600/Shawshank+redemption-+DizzyPony.gif
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 04:50 PM
Appreciating another dancers stage set....40459
pink_bunny
01-25-2015, 06:14 PM
good lookin customers 40443
Vyanka
01-25-2015, 06:27 PM
good lookin customers 40443
Lol. Love it.
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 10:00 PM
Right, ive gone through and attached as video and images from page 11 so hopefully my posts are working now? Let me know guys.
Flickdreams
01-25-2015, 10:08 PM
I imagine going O/S after a long camm session is a lot like leaving the club after a long shift .... 40461
Oh, this character made me cry in the movie, so sad!
pink_bunny
01-27-2015, 03:32 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/EgvHKApzL5OeI/giphy.gifwhen you've gained weight and felt insecure, but you have great tippers at your tip rail makin it rain
Flickdreams
01-30-2015, 02:09 AM
Response when male customer get onstage (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w1teeCCo1rt7loco1_500.gif)
kaninchen
01-31-2015, 12:21 PM
http://www.gifsplosion.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/guy-breakdancing-on-ice.gif
Thinking to yourself, I will find the bitch who wore baby oil on this stage and when I do...
http://media3.giphy.com/media/KvwOZv3gcImFq/giphy.gif
You already made your goal for the night and he asks, "But what do I get in VIP if I tip you extra???"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mgc.gif
Your competition asks you what your secret is.
kaninchen
01-31-2015, 12:45 PM
Wayne's World gifs!!!
https://31.media.tumblr.com/cb1653fe17868c5ab94ff433501c85ab/tumblr_moac51xoUp1rcy99do1_500.gif
When you accidentally lock eyes with that regular who never spends, smells like malt liquor and cat food, and gives unsolicited advice.
http://img.pandawhale.com/94150-live-in-the-now-gif-Waynes-Wor-dW2T.gif
"I have to go get more money first. Come back in a few minutes?"
http://i.imgur.com/BK5RQyk.gif
Shopping trip!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/grthfsh.gif
What managers do all night while you actually work.
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:13 PM
/http://imgur.com/gallery/QITPSI7 when you take too long In the dressing room after your stage set and you see some regulars getting ready to leave
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:38 PM
when you sit down and a customers pants are way too thin and you feel their junk on ur leg, ass etc.. ( wind pants, golf pants etc.https://www.tumblr.com/search/johnny+depp+gif#
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pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:42 PM
when u hear a customer talking about you 40557
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:50 PM
40558when the dayshift leaves shit all over the dressing table and u need to set up your area
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:54 PM
customers pained expressions when you have to pin their hands down during a private dance after you've told them repeatedly no touching40559
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 08:57 PM
when I pretend to listen to newb dancers advice on what to wear, do my makeup etc40560
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 09:10 PM
40561arriving for ur shift when you are an older dancer
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 09:14 PM
405624056240562getting turnt on Friday at the club even if u said just one drink
pink_bunny
02-03-2015, 09:20 PM
40563 when I see old ppl in better shape then me
Flickdreams
02-04-2015, 09:14 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mgc.gif
Your competition asks you what your secret is.
........... (http://creativeeveryday.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/11/sashayawn.gif)
Flickdreams
02-04-2015, 09:24 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/grthfsh.gif
What managers do all night while you actually work.
1) http://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/TV/Jack%20Nicholson%20fapping.gif
2) http://www.reshareit.com/wp-content/uploads/sherlock-playing-angry-bird.gif
3) http://www.mybs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/eating-three-will-ferrell-.gif
domina
02-05-2015, 04:38 PM
When a customer says "i'm all out of money now, but can we still talk?"
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zoezoebelle
02-06-2015, 09:58 PM
When the customer I literally ran away from in VIP after he tried to shove his dick in my face has the audacity to approach me again for a dance.
http://media.giphy.com/media/9wBub5vhSsTDi/giphy.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/6gGmEFnhzLboI/giphy.gif
http://media0.giphy.com/media/bbt9VUuWbiTjG/giphy.gif
ScarletKitten
02-08-2015, 05:06 PM
MRW a pimp starts asking me questions and tries to recruit me...
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ScarletKitten
02-08-2015, 05:24 PM
40563 when I see old ppl in better shape then me
I always love Steve Buscemi gifs! I love that guy a little too much. If he ever came into my club, I'd be like...
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zoezoebelle
02-13-2015, 08:37 AM
When there are only 3 men in the club, and they all want you over the other girls.
http://media.giphy.com/media/l174B5OOmeuVa/giphy.gif
Naida
02-15-2015, 03:02 PM
40561arriving for ur shift when you are an older dancer
Dude, I'm only in my mid 20s but look much younger than I actually am (routinely asked if I'm even old enough to be a dancer, both inside and out of the club,) so this is precisely how I feel around the 18-22 college girls who think I'm in their peer group. The older vets and I can't help laughing at the way they feel like hot shit because they made $150 and act self-righteous about planning to quit by the time they're my age.