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SweetJulia
02-16-2015, 08:32 AM
When a weird, cheap customer pokes your stomach-of all places http://i.imgur.com/5sQNcZL.gifv
wednesday86
02-16-2015, 09:02 AM
when you're sick of all your dancer outfits
http://i.giphy.com/kP456mbrV8CnC.gif
wednesday86
02-16-2015, 09:06 AM
when girls are fingering themselves/acting nasty on stage for a few dollars!
http://i.giphy.com/3wS6YrkAEc3EA.gif
wednesday86
02-16-2015, 09:15 AM
when the manager calls and asks you to come in Monday night because there aren't any girls,
http://i.giphy.com/aWf94N3eZQgBq.gif
Flickdreams
02-17-2015, 05:11 AM
^ so very true.....http://memecrunch.com/meme/5MKGM/what-s-in-it-for-me/image.gif?w=500&c=1
AriesDanceFlame7
02-17-2015, 10:35 AM
I like these! Only thing is, regulars don't belong to anyone. A guy's alone? Approach him. I'm not keeping tabs on other girls' "regulars" lol
wednesday86
02-18-2015, 01:26 PM
When noob dancers with no game try to give ME advice
http://funatlol.com/uploads/christian_bale_is_not_amused_-funny_animation_gif_747072491.gif
kaninchen
02-22-2015, 06:47 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1236537380_cat_bites_guys_finger.gif
What I wish I could do when they try to touch after I've already said no.
kaninchen
02-22-2015, 06:54 PM
http://data3.whicdn.com/images/56493560/large.gif
"But WHY can't I have your number?! Why can't I meet you after your shift? Why won't you let me touch you like Cinnamon will? Why can't you give me a discount?"
ScarletKitten
02-23-2015, 12:56 AM
What men turn into when they whine/ complain/ cry over being told "NO" when they try to play/pinch/squeeze/bite your nipples...
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In other words, they turn into whiny, entitled, selfish man-babies.
[Selina M, this was 100% inspired by you (what you wrote in My Last Shift.)]
Selina M
02-23-2015, 11:50 AM
When it's been dead and you see a new customer come in who is exactly your "type"
http://i.giflike.com/LWiq0jk.gif
wednesday86
02-23-2015, 07:33 PM
When customers be like "Hey I'm back!! I came to see you Saturday you weren't here, lol, I brought more cash with me this time"
http://i.giphy.com/uvnKjyhVk47aU.gif
wednesday86
02-23-2015, 07:54 PM
When a customer tries to order a drink from you, tries to get you to go get the bartender/waitress for them or asks you to change the tv channel (??!)
http://i.giphy.com/20uqpoi2SoCmQ.gif
wednesday86
02-23-2015, 07:57 PM
When a customer asks me how much a drink costs
http://i.giphy.com/Fbn3v6qGlXV1C.gif
kaninchen
02-23-2015, 10:46 PM
^ Or my least favorite, when they ask you to go get another dancer for them!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8cpkvsEZC1qlvwnco1_400.gif
kaninchen
02-23-2015, 10:54 PM
http://www.positivelite.com/images/stories/Revolving_Door/2014/sep/gif06.gif
You're peeing and you hear your name announced for the beginning of your stage set.
http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/latifah-side-eye.gif
Customer tells you, "Sorry, I can't do lapdances, I'm married," and proceeds to try to grope your butt while stuffing one single dollar in your thong.
kaninchen
02-23-2015, 11:04 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/c4bdba9f50fcdace3c3f13d284eb1ec1/tumblr_inline_mh73mr2q4k1rnvwt1.gif
Moving on to bigger and better customers after getting rejected by some jerk!
wednesday86
02-24-2015, 09:09 AM
http://www.positivelite.com/images/stories/Revolving_Door/2014/sep/gif06.gif
You're peeing and you hear your name announced for the beginning of your stage set.
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Bahaha I died !
Likethis
02-25-2015, 07:03 AM
When customers ask you why they should go with you for a dance
http://themoviescore.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kind-of-a-big-deal.gif
Likethis
02-25-2015, 07:08 AM
When customers are convinced you're kind of a big deal and you go for a dance/VIP
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/super-duper-anchorman.gif
Likethis
02-25-2015, 07:36 AM
After a dance that ended in a fight because the customer did not respect your boundaries
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fbe6Pcbg1qcb58yo1_500.gif
kaninchen
02-26-2015, 08:49 PM
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rbp.gif
Your reaction to 99% of things written about strippers by people who are not strippers.
kaninchen
03-09-2015, 09:28 PM
Time for some Showgirls gifs! :propeller :propeller :propeller :propeller
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4700000/Showgirls-cult-films-4772208-300-169.gif
New girl stage moves
http://38.media.tumblr.com/0abd22803e8e300ac180eb6250739978/tumblr_n6y6ljSwp81r5go4lo1_400.gif
When a customer gets too grabby but you didn't get paid upfront and you can't walk away!
https://38.media.tumblr.com/7dbf151831ef9e3c427cd616251d9741/tumblr_mffo1wkzSh1s0wjhbo5_r4_250.gif
What customers think we do in the dressing room.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m38xbvjj7s1r2u9p7.gif
When no one is tipping even though you are hot, amazing, and naked -- for free, UGH!
Flickdreams
03-09-2015, 11:04 PM
^ Yeah, that last one is me
Naida
03-10-2015, 06:07 PM
That first one... Ew...
Likethis
03-12-2015, 07:00 AM
When you're in the club because you want the money but you're having the worst burnout ever:
http://media.giphy.com/media/fU8X6ozSszyEw/giphy.gif
Likethis
03-12-2015, 07:57 AM
Arriving at the club determined to make way more than you did the shitty last night:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5ylao8GG1qg6wv9o1_500.gif
Miss_Red
03-13-2015, 05:49 AM
"Can I lick your pussy? Can we meet outside the club? Will you have sex with me for $xxx?"
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kaninchen
03-16-2015, 07:04 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/c7d501a1c44668d5716cfa88e39502ef/tumblr_inline_mivwfhkMBJ1qz4rgp.gif
When customers ask, "So what do you do for fun?"
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9mvi4CG9Q1re2da6o1_500.gif
When every guy in the club tells you no, but you're determined to stay on the floor and at least try to look busy.
Likethis
04-09-2015, 12:01 PM
New girls pole dancing:
http://media.giphy.com/media/SFYyIzVDZMdri/giphy.gif
zoezoebelle
04-19-2015, 08:09 PM
I feel like these cats both belong to strippers.
http://cdn.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cat-shaming-26__605.jpg
http://cdn.earthporm.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cat-shaming-39__605.jpg
Likethis
04-25-2015, 01:41 PM
When you find out that a large number of dancers in the club are offering extras (minus the gun lol)
http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Walter-Sobchacks-Caring-Rules-Outburst-Reaction-Gif-In-Big-Lebowski.gif
Aniela
04-25-2015, 01:45 PM
^^^^ That would be me, holding a sock filled w/ bars of soap instead of the gun. }:D
Likethis
04-30-2015, 06:10 AM
When your friend just can't seem to understand why you're stripping
http://24.media.tumblr.com/38687931b4d7fb1ee496949dd5d20a21/tumblr_mf70y6Eoo61rv5605o1_500.gif
audritwo
04-30-2015, 02:18 PM
this was linked to me. Pay attention to the lady in the back.
http://i.imgur.com/lKsM9YD.gif
kaninchen
04-30-2015, 06:51 PM
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/13/6/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-13102-1421148437-1.jpg
When you're out running errands and you see a customer.
Naida
04-30-2015, 09:15 PM
this was linked to me. Pay attention to the lady in the back.
http://i.imgur.com/lKsM9YD.gif
Wtf? I don't understand...
DorienG
05-01-2015, 09:34 PM
Wtf? I don't understand...
The only thing I can think of is that she could be a dhq= dancehall queen. These chicks dances on their heads. Literally. A pole instructor I know has been into dancehall a long time. She's won titles all over CA. I think she lives up-side-down.
imaminxkitty
05-02-2015, 10:23 AM
Trying to understand the custys that don't speak English,
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/question-mark.gif
Is that Park Dara?!
Likethis
05-04-2015, 02:13 AM
With another top earner at the start of the shift
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d094d006b8fe86e36cc534b02a0bb93c/tumblr_n42gahApsg1suekw5o1_500.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/51b49ed8534d213b63d9a5e6d06c9e14/tumblr_n0h8cl9PPl1tqjg2oo2_500.gif
zoezoebelle
05-04-2015, 06:19 AM
With another top earner at the start of the shift
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d094d006b8fe86e36cc534b02a0bb93c/tumblr_n42gahApsg1suekw5o1_500.gif
https://38.media.tumblr.com/51b49ed8534d213b63d9a5e6d06c9e14/tumblr_n0h8cl9PPl1tqjg2oo2_500.gif
Hahaha I love it.
zoezoebelle
05-04-2015, 10:52 AM
Trying to psych myself up right before my first stage set
http://media.giphy.com/media/6Gu8QgNWPyoXS/giphy.gif
How my customers think I feel about them
http://media.giphy.com/media/11H3p2XXpAGaQM/giphy.gif
How I really feel toward most of my customers
http://media0.giphy.com/media/27AqY6jmNU8ve/giphy.gif
Working a late shift on Saturday
http://media.giphy.com/media/3vPS7dhCVzbKU/giphy.gif
Trying to stay awake in the VIP with a talker
http://media1.giphy.com/media/v9JjVvHLc3tXW/giphy.gif
imaminxkitty
05-06-2015, 09:23 PM
Dressing out of your lingerie at the end of the night.
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zoezoebelle
05-10-2015, 08:20 PM
All of my 40+ coworkers in the locker room:
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8489934080/h53FD8227/
ScarletKitten
05-11-2015, 08:21 PM
^^OMG, is that really the same girl?! Unbelievable!
imaminxkitty
05-14-2015, 10:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfRr1Rcu5fw
When I'm talking to a customer vs what I'm thinking in my head.
kaninchen
05-19-2015, 02:18 PM
https://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/bbhmm-rihanna.gif?w=480
When you stack dances even though you know it's a bad idea.
iamthefox
05-19-2015, 02:36 PM
Fav!!
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Can I have your number?"
"Can I suck on those?"
"Let me lick it."
"Let me touch it."
"Just a little."
"Come here!"
"Come on!"
"Kiss me!"
"No one will see!"
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Likethis
06-03-2015, 11:49 AM
When you get no tips during your stage show
https://33.media.tumblr.com/22cdc40eb37ea8959cc0bf7054e4d9ab/tumblr_n447jjHUa71qcu3vno1_500.gif
wednesday86
06-03-2015, 12:57 PM
When you're asked "what's your real name?" for the 500th time
http://i.giphy.com/12BmNL2L2N5jCo.gif