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wednesday86
06-03-2015, 01:03 PM
When my manager says "Your smile is your best accessory!"
http://i.giphy.com/laRxIUBHsTxU4.gif
wednesday86
06-03-2015, 01:07 PM
When my husband tries to talk to me after a night shift
http://i.giphy.com/e5gsPkOL8vClG.gif
wednesday86
06-03-2015, 01:13 PM
When I get called onto stage Way too soon unexpectedly
http://i.giphy.com/d8hmw74CXBdXW.gif
wednesday86
06-03-2015, 01:33 PM
oops double post
wednesday86
06-18-2015, 12:56 PM
when you get home after working a 12 hour double
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20140319/5003549/lazy-sloth-eating-o.gif
Flickdreams
06-20-2015, 08:21 AM
^ thats a single shift here :(
wednesday86
06-20-2015, 12:04 PM
^ thats a single shift here :(
haha actually that's me after any night shift when I get off at 4am..just lay in my bed in a daze and stuff my face
wednesday86
06-20-2015, 03:39 PM
Trying to find a spot at the counter/mirror to fix your makeup on a weekend night
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ofp.gif
wednesday86
06-20-2015, 03:44 PM
When a guy starts bragging about how much money he makes
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/fpi.gif
wednesday86
06-20-2015, 03:59 PM
When I already made my goal and I get turned down for a dance:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wvr.gif
When I haven't made my goal and I get turned down for a dance:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/otks.gif
When a guy says he'll go to VIP and his card gets declined:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unfair.gif
wednesday86
06-20-2015, 07:50 PM
when a guy talks your ear off and then doesn't do a dance:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ltr.gif
Listening to customers boring ass stories:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/cool1.gif
When I see a customer that is actually cute
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/omy.gif
zoezoebelle
06-20-2015, 08:30 PM
When I get up to use the restroom and a customer asks if he can watch me pee:
http://media.giphy.com/media/INaB1XMbB1m12/giphy.gif
When a super annoying big spender says "I love you!"
http://media.giphy.com/media/12EXwQpvFYd7Xy/giphy.gif
When a customer says, "Can't you just imagine us being married! Together forever!"
http://media.giphy.com/media/9EdSsx8bGowDe/giphy.gif
Flickdreams
06-21-2015, 07:15 AM
^ your regulag giving you trouble zoezoe? :D
zoezoebelle
06-21-2015, 11:33 AM
^ your regulag giving you trouble zoezoe? :D
Several of them are lol, but one in particular I can't seem to find a legal way to set on fire and throw off a building. xD
http://media.giphy.com/media/lwPRy1iOlMfC0/giphy.gif
wednesday86
06-21-2015, 12:54 PM
When you're having a normal conversation with a custy and out of nowhere he asks if you escort or suck dick in VIP
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/saywha.gif
When there's an unexpected bill so you go to work and pay it off the next day
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tgfm.gif
When you reach your goal for the night in the first couple hours
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/proud.gif
When the very first customer you talk to goes straight to the CR/VIP!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Sally-Ann-Duke-Laguna-Beach.gif
wednesday86
06-21-2015, 01:06 PM
When you do a room with an annoying regular and he's like "I'll see you again next week!"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/omgcw.gif
When you tell annoying grabby guy "hands off" for the 3rd time
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nicki.gif
When other girls talk shit/say I'm doing extras
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hapssh.gif
sierra.
06-21-2015, 01:12 PM
I never want this thread to die.
LilahMorrígan
06-21-2015, 07:27 PM
When you're practicing floorwork because you're going to audition for the first time this week...
41974
zoezoebelle
06-28-2015, 10:03 AM
When a regular builds up the courage yet again to ask you out on a date after you rejected him the first three times.
https://assets.rbl.ms/1510321/980x.jpg
zoezoebelle
06-28-2015, 05:59 PM
Sunday is off day bitches!
http://media.giphy.com/media/XpNVb8GlxZLWM/giphy.gif
Spent the day in my PJs eating cheese and smoked salmon.
http://media.giphy.com/media/rBS2GkR5XKUpO/giphy.gif
wednesday86
06-29-2015, 07:29 PM
watching an amazing pole master and wishing you could do tricks like her
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/ib.gif
when a customer is giving you his life story/sob story and telling you about his divorce/unemployment/kids/whatever
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/do-not-care.gif
approaching customers after one too many chardonnays
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/seduction.gif
wednesday86
06-30-2015, 03:12 PM
when you go on stage and a girl tries to poach your customer
42045
kaninchen
06-30-2015, 07:47 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/89/ae/5a/89ae5a801f74cef72aa038e095f438ea.jpg
A large group of 19 year old boys walk in and you can feel their obnoxious attitudes and empty wallets from across the club.
Flickdreams
07-01-2015, 08:07 AM
^ That bird picture is priceless
wednesday86
07-04-2015, 03:15 PM
after working 4 shifts in a row
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/mun.gif
going to the bank after a great week
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/money.gif
when an old fart takes his shirt off in VIP
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/wigg-out.gif
when you meet a really sweet customer, having a great conversation and he asks if you'll take him for a dance/room
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dgyes.gif
Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 04:53 AM
I'll take you Champagne baby, just have a drink with me first... http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_inline_mi9pp6wssu1qz4rgp.gif
Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 04:57 AM
* giggling at this thread- I'm guffawing too if I'm honest- I gots to go back to post 1 and start again.
wednesday86
07-05-2015, 11:32 AM
I'll take you Champagne baby, just have a drink with me first... http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/tumblr_inline_mi9pp6wssu1qz4rgp.gif
rofl! I just watched this movie the other day! One of my favorite guilty pleasure chick flicks :p
Flickdreams
07-05-2015, 11:40 AM
BEdtime!!!! Frack its 5am.
wednesday86
07-05-2015, 11:58 AM
when a guy's like "I used to date a dancer" "I was a bouncer at a club so I 'get it'"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/medal.gif
"What are you doing after you get off work?"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/chips.gif
"Come party with us at our hotel when you get off"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lena.gif
ImmoralAllure
07-05-2015, 11:57 PM
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wednesday86
07-06-2015, 12:19 AM
^^^ Wednesday you always post the funniest gifs!
Eating chips off the belly is so me every single night for years now LOL hilarious!!!
Texted a friend yesterday asking what she was doing she said in bed eating vege chips and I was doing the exact same thing - lol!!
haha thank you! glad i'm not the only one :p
wednesday86
07-15-2015, 03:46 PM
trying to comfort a Crier in VIP
http://i45.tinypic.com/suvpmx.gif
xStacey
07-16-2015, 05:37 AM
When a weird, cheap customer pokes your stomach-of all places http://i.imgur.com/5sQNcZL.gifv
Yeah I don't get it, some customers try to finger my belly button since they can't touch the kitty :O
kaninchen
07-18-2015, 07:00 PM
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-UHHZXrQBvts/VajMs57TAVI/AAAAAAAAQKs/5oFO6Rh3L9k/w506-h699/205.gif
When you turn your back just for a second during a dance and he pulls it out.
Miss_Red
07-24-2015, 10:35 AM
"I don't have money today, but when I get paid next week I'm going to come back and drop ALL my money on you, so let's just sit here and talk for a minute!"
42201
"It's my birthday!!!!"
42202
*takes dick out in VIP*
42203
Flickdreams
07-24-2015, 10:31 PM
when a guy's like "I used to date a dancer" "I was a bouncer at a club so I 'get it'"
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/medal.gif
I had this guy last night!
"I know the owner" I said "really?, he would definitely tell you to have a dance with me" Pause and walk off laughing.
I actually said to a girl fter a guy dropped this line on me, "what does he want- a certificate?" I must have channelled this post lol.
sexsells
08-04-2015, 12:19 AM
when you get caught out lying to customers about whatever...
42263
what you're thinking when you've been trying to hustle a guy that itty bit too long...
42264
What you're thinking when clingy guys imply we're into them...
42265
you after you pushed and got him to extend even though he was iffy...
42266
Likethis
08-09-2015, 01:44 PM
When you walk into someone's house, see that they have an extremely high ceiling and think "wow this place is perfect for a ridiculously high pole"
http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo85/jauntyeyepatch/tumblr_mmvik7dnyj1s62k3yo1_250_zpse9f9e08f.gif
Flickdreams
08-09-2015, 11:33 PM
Nice one ^
wednesday86
08-26-2015, 10:44 PM
Seducing the young ones into VIP.......
"Just get a cash advance.........it'll be great.........you know you want to :) "
https://33.media.tumblr.com/4c14abc50012f99b76620d9d34d3be15/tumblr_mng6v0IcS91ssc2k9o2_500.gif
wednesday86
08-26-2015, 10:53 PM
When a Talker is rambling on in the champagne room while you're trying to dance for him
http://cdn3.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Stop-Talking.gif
wednesday86
08-26-2015, 10:56 PM
When another dancer steals one of my last cigarettes and leaves a dollar in my bag without asking
http://i58.tinypic.com/2zoyltu.gif
wednesday86
08-30-2015, 11:57 AM
When you're looking great but the club is completely dead
http://www.australiasamples.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/makeupmeme.png
wednesday86
08-30-2015, 12:10 PM
When a girl is wasted in the dressing room
http://s6.favim.com/orig/141030/funny-hilarious-random-snow-white-Favim.com-2195116.jpg
Vyanka
08-31-2015, 11:26 PM
What most of my customers look like when they laugh at their own stupid jokes. Hardy har...
42463
Flickdreams
09-01-2015, 09:45 PM
^ That was brilliant Vjanka.
Flickdreams
09-01-2015, 09:48 PM
When a girl is wasted in the dressing room
http://s6.favim.com/orig/141030/funny-hilarious-random-snow-white-Favim.com-2195116.jpg
Its time for you to write a book :D Your sense of humour is priceless.
Do one for when the pizza arrives in the changeroom!
wednesday86
09-05-2015, 02:38 AM
haha thanks Flicke!
when the pizza arrives in the DR; the girls who ordered
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02nf5Gi5P1r6iaqx.gif
the girls who wander in and smell it
http://media3.onsugar.com/files/2013/11/20/082/n/1922398/0d514b45bfd6962f_Food.gif
wednesday86
09-06-2015, 01:45 AM
When it's been a crappy night and you can't take any more(aka my last shift)
http://i.imgur.com/qzRLQdJ.gif