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MetalRoses
09-06-2015, 03:57 AM
Making your customer wait as you count the money he just paid you...
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Lol yep.......
MetalRoses
09-06-2015, 04:34 AM
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When I hear girls talking shit in the dressing room...
This one is super old but I wanted to dig it back up because I just started looking at this thread. This post is the fucking best...
Likethis
09-06-2015, 02:56 PM
After the manager begged you to come work on your day off, coming in like
https://33.media.tumblr.com/9a0d0762d6196463f3c60868fc441b52/tumblr_nfrrtqnhQz1tfnwiso1_500.gif
http://33.media.tumblr.com/3e685c25003d86acb5be26faf1ddf325/tumblr_mqvljjYkUO1r2a24bo1_500.gif
Flickdreams
09-06-2015, 10:36 PM
When I am making my custie try all creditcards and different ATMs so he can do VIP http://24.media.tumblr.com/326928a523ed061c1f7df6f4d249ed6c/tumblr_n0moiiuf6C1qaa8d1o3_500.gif
General comment to all girls in changeroom during the night of a thousand asssholes https://31.media.tumblr.com/7f8f4076954ee667b2a9205e5ac86e21/tumblr_inline_n3ye8qCcrX1rvon2g.gif
To the custie trying it on with the new girl in the same room as me http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aliens-7-1424350586.gif
Likethis
09-07-2015, 03:32 PM
When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons
http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif
Naida
09-08-2015, 09:47 AM
And not a single fuck was given this day...
When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons
http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif
Flickdreams
09-08-2015, 11:05 PM
This one is in extremely poor taste but given what it makes me think of...
A conversation between TUSCL and SCL guys : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4yLPF5sM0A
wednesday86
09-09-2015, 07:34 PM
^omg bahahaa
wednesday86
09-10-2015, 10:05 AM
when girls keep posting threads on topics that have been discussed 9,467,000 times
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1388442075ra/7836206.gif
Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 11:31 AM
When a custie starts getting evasive after making promises, needs to go bathroom/ciggy/make a quick call "but I'll be right back- promise" http://33.media.tumblr.com/fc8d469067b1d493998425f10f750033/tumblr_n2i13gz4TS1r70ozfo1_500.gif
That rotund gem of a man who takes out his emotional insecurity on attractive women http://31.media.tumblr.com/52c081c66461f22b368c933c6c46825f/tumblr_n2i13gz4TS1r70ozfo2_500.gif
When you're mid hustle and his friend decides to interupt https://38.media.tumblr.com/e72aa66fa1beb520754fb8d22373a86c/tumblr_mldsybiH4w1riy6u1o1_500.gif
These are the prices buddy- what can I say http://media.giphy.com/media/poIXWkUlEX8R2/giphy.gif "Will you do this for less" http://www.annum-munir.com/hs-fs/hub/203708/file-452712281-gif/images/Gollum-no-meme.gif
Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 11:35 AM
When I'm told I have to stay late (because they let too many other dancers leave early) but it was my turn to go http://rs946.pbsrc.com/albums/ad302/AdelphiLullaby/GollumAnger.gif~c200
Trying to get your name across to the incoherent custie https://38.media.tumblr.com/9b51aaba4f0c3525c774b7ac982678e5/tumblr_mq9lz0xSbC1rmyrbpo1_500.gif
When the ATMs are both down and reception transaction point has closed http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2dogZQvV1qgf8qq.gif
When you hear your name called for stage when you just got off 30 mins ago http://media.tumblr.com/a9bd9da593dd15a5857f8ea59afa5251/tumblr_inline_ms3afeFCBv1qz4rgp.gif the floorwork you perform on that stage http://media.giphy.com/media/5pgQCjKsvnxnO/giphy.gif
What I'm thinking when custie complains because another dancer said that VIP/Champagne room was soooo much naughtier http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ycn5Brbp1qa9jn1o2_500.gif
Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 12:07 PM
When he says yes to Champagne room http://i.imgur.com/iZR9yxV.gif aaaannnnndd when he declines further VIP I'm like http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdakxxdu8v1rx304bo1_500.gif
When the fantasy gets to much and he wants to date me http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w08n4ZQ91rylitco3_250.gif
After investing to much time and decide I have to get a dance with him now http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0atqfvkhL1qiz3j8o1_r1_500.gif
When I can't be arsed with the hustle any longer and he says no http://i.imgur.com/xkb1oo0.jpg
How to deal with the douchebag who always comes in, drinks water, no tips, no dances http://37.media.tumblr.com/ce84cd8b821395ed54962143e292f4bd/tumblr_n7fnzjUw1S1rrecxqo1_250.gif
After a long time on the floor when I stop for a second; http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnnz5eLjC1r70ozfo4_500.gif
When a bucks party, who all had dances with you, leaves http://37.media.tumblr.com/e881096f5a5e230d3e3eb33a7fdbfacf/tumblr_mu3t7pGadi1qh613ao1_250.gif
When your reg sees you and then goes for a dance with another dancer http://media.giphy.com/media/cwXoqqwnOQXXG/giphy.gif
When all your dancer mates start leaving for the night http://31.media.tumblr.com/d6a99e62c51e685079b1414ffbe22dc5/tumblr_mm15g8qDfW1spx82go1_500.gif
Comparing the lappies you've given backstage on a good night http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-GIF-3.gif
Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:29 AM
Trying to be charmed by an idiot
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/AddamsFamilyValues-breadsticks.gif
Being offered pitiful money to go OTC and fuck
https://33.media.tumblr.com/83d045aceb078b8496168128b77ababd/tumblr_mklm7ljkUn1qig0t6o1_250.gif
My dad explaining to my mum 'why' i am a stripper http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d2n9FIsy1qb0bobo1_250.gif .........
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BpoPfgGxfIQ/UVRAQgwTHVI/AAAAAAAADi4/130vmiPun8I/s1600/money.gif
Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:42 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/424de49b2b5605f0529d4e27cd42bd24/tumblr_inline_msvplp0NWc1qz4rgp.gif.... and his bank account.
Me and my work buddy discouraging a customer from pushing for more
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d1616a591af5a062c750d68c9aa1992a/tumblr_mgsj1qqbuQ1qzwgjro1_500.gif
Being complimented on my hustle while backstage enjoying my break
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/df/24/e6df24ab94fb8a282eea97f4d5986890.gif
Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:52 AM
A fantastic customer asks if I'm happy after he emptied his wallet for me
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7945aae98b9ff959e74aa155fdedabcd/tumblr_mvckno0nEZ1qbsjqno2_r1_500.gif
When a custie drops a big note on my stage and the whole room's watching
http://33.media.tumblr.com/c8a36c35b6f1a0451badd22bf3c83a68/tumblr_ml2tvkok251qkr0ajo4_r1_250.gif
When the bouncers remove a douchecanoe without 'tending' to him
http://favim.com/orig/201108/24/addams-family-values-anjelica-huston-morticia-addams-movie-quote-Favim.com-129712.jpg
Selina M
09-16-2015, 02:18 PM
After your shift:
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Leather_Jacket
09-17-2015, 11:49 PM
Civilian girls in the club be like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBCH_vswYKk
Flickdreams
09-18-2015, 12:31 AM
Oh my god, that is awful!
It just kept getting worse and worse. It was like watching a scene from an extreme Bridget Jones movie.
Hows the camera man though, I'll just keep filming, they'll def want this for the memories... Classy.
wednesday86
09-23-2015, 11:15 AM
when a customer gets mad that you won't do extras and threatens to leave VIP
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mrmcmHRM1rtea4k.gif
"So what do you do besides strip?"
http://i.imgur.com/oZLE4i4.gif
When you need $$ but you have bad social anxiety that day
http://i.imgur.com/fpwJdty.gif
wednesday86
09-23-2015, 09:17 PM
When another dancer tells you you should get a tan, or a customer tells you you shouldn't have gotten that tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/98/06/61980625ebf7179a7659380fc437f971.jpg
wednesday86
09-23-2015, 09:39 PM
when you've been at work for hours and no one's bought a dance
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/ba/16/0dba168628407882a5158feadf6791d1.jpg
Sansa
09-26-2015, 03:20 PM
When another dancer tells you you should get a tan, or a customer tells you you shouldn't have gotten that tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/98/06/61980625ebf7179a7659380fc437f971.jpg
I fucking love everything you have ever posted. You might be my new hero.
wednesday86
09-27-2015, 10:07 AM
^awww thank you! *blush*
Sansa
10-03-2015, 07:10 PM
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Leather_Jacket
10-10-2015, 03:53 PM
Walking out mid-dance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
juliette_
10-22-2015, 09:32 AM
omfg yes Lucille
Aurora14
10-23-2015, 01:19 PM
When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons
http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif
I actually think this is how I look the night after I've had a tequila bender and people fill me in on what I did.
1st gif: Kelly, you remember last night?
2nd gif: It was awesome when you tit smacked that asshole. It was even better when you threatened to make him you butt bitch for life if he didn't give you $100 after he tried to pull your thong off.
3rd gif: Thanks for breakfast. Just wanna let you know, you may want to send the staff at Dennys some cookies again so they let you back in.
OliveJardin
10-23-2015, 08:46 PM
Psyching myself up before a shift:
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When customers literally pick me up, because I'm short >:( :
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After working ALL weekend:
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When you come back after taking time off:
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When you see a guy taking $$$ out of the ATM:
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pink_bunny
10-24-2015, 04:49 PM
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customers butthurt;D
Likethis
11-04-2015, 01:12 PM
When customers ask for extras the 10000000th time that night
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_ODcECzxGQ/T4sMKffGa8I/AAAAAAAAA88/LnQ8Dvynqbg/s1600/michael-scott-no.gif
wednesday86
11-07-2015, 07:52 AM
Making excuses to your manager to get out of a shift
http://38.media.tumblr.com/da533432ec8d68976a012667e8e09a1f/tumblr_mrmcjrWCiY1rjj6wno1_250.gif
Flickdreams
11-07-2015, 08:33 AM
I worked at a club once where I called in sick so often, altered my roster, broke arrangements to make up shifts that they changed their policy in contract regarding sick days after I left! Lol, you have to pay to cancel a shift and being legitsick with doctors cert. makes no difference.
miss.a.p1600
11-07-2015, 09:49 AM
When a customer foolishly asks for extras......
http://youtu.be/K2v-8ctq5x4
miss.a.p1600
11-07-2015, 10:16 AM
The remedy to Mumbai escort spambot
Flickdreams
11-07-2015, 10:48 PM
Love love love Aliens franchise. I have a Ripley costume and it kills!
wednesday86
11-09-2015, 04:53 PM
no caption...this just cracked me up
http://38.media.tumblr.com/3cbc2c869ab6dd2536777187ee05cc67/tumblr_nprbaaZFBZ1tlb56zo1_400.gif
Sansa
11-13-2015, 10:20 AM
Every damn day
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kaninchen
11-13-2015, 01:39 PM
The faces of a big group of female customers sitting at stage, enjoying their WILD and CRAZY night at a strip club:
http://zippy.gfycat.com/SoftGlaringBonobo.gif
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/antfarm/images/0/05/Paige_bored.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120823184030
https://media.giphy.com/media/9Rh85J8rkhnEs/giphy.gif
Male customers watching the same performance:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cOoeE1RKa58/TxFuY_2cjdI/AAAAAAAAIFw/t9jK8AOluvQ/s640/tumblr_lp6h16y3tE1qdwl9jo1_500.gif
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif
Legz541
11-28-2015, 04:40 PM
43424When a customer ignores your first warning to not touch you like that
OliveJardin
11-28-2015, 11:17 PM
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^When customers are surprised that we have "brains" /:O.
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^When friends ask you to go out (especially when you have worked the night before!).
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^When customers are "just here to drink" or "don't get dances".
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^When a custy whips it out *le sigh*!
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^ When a custy catches you yawning :-[ .
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^Giving an 18 year old his first ever lap dance.
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^When someone pisses you off at 5 am ::).
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^Watching a new, really drunk dancer fail at stage /:O.
(^Don't know they came out sooo small :( ?!)
wednesday86
12-01-2015, 08:53 PM
@ the haters and insecure boyfriends
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0b/df/3f/0bdf3fb4c633fc0220a5580c2b2ce638.jpg
Selina M
12-02-2015, 06:59 PM
Trying to talk to customers when you're just done:
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Aurora_Sunset
12-08-2015, 05:24 PM
In honor of the season:
When people try to convince you to go out on your day off
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Trying to feel out a new outfit in those awful fluorescent lights
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Drinking after work
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Trying to decide which customers to text to come in
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When you're just over it and dick around for the rest of your shift
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kaninchen
12-09-2015, 02:51 PM
http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp88/luisleme/reverse-1326910583_larry_david_reaction.gif
The struggle of trying to pick which new Pleasers to get. There are just so many options!
wednesday86
12-17-2015, 12:47 PM
When a customer whips his dick out or takes off his shirt and you're forced to see the horror
https://media.giphy.com/media/TePS8Zauyx2DK/giphy.gif
wednesday86
12-17-2015, 12:52 PM
When there's tons of cars in the parking lot but the club is dead
https://media.giphy.com/media/EecdUj9liGhIA/giphy.gif
wednesday86
12-18-2015, 11:50 AM
When he gives you the whole "I respect you so much as a person/you're not just an object" speech
Then immediately tries grabbing your tits in VIP
https://media.giphy.com/media/u5MFEwJFFKwOA/giphy.gif
wednesday86
12-18-2015, 12:02 PM
Trying to decide to hide in the dressing room or keep working shitty crowd
https://media.giphy.com/media/IYHXGrjQbWpZS/giphy.gif
kaninchen
12-19-2015, 04:43 AM
http://media.thedailytouch.com/2015/11/rossworried.gif
When you stack 25 dances and are only 99% sure he'll pay
https://31.media.tumblr.com/8b98f29251e8b4b30502afa8c20c1e48/tumblr_inline_njd8g3zSip1rd7tbz.gif
When he pays in full plus a tip
Miss_Red
12-24-2015, 01:08 PM
"I don't buy dances BB, I'd rather take you out to dinner and get to know you"
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EDIT: How the shit do y'all get your pictures and gifs to actually appear instead of being tiny?