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MetalRoses
09-06-2015, 03:57 AM
Making your customer wait as you count the money he just paid you...
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Lol yep.......

MetalRoses
09-06-2015, 04:34 AM
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When I hear girls talking shit in the dressing room...

This one is super old but I wanted to dig it back up because I just started looking at this thread. This post is the fucking best...

Likethis
09-06-2015, 02:56 PM
After the manager begged you to come work on your day off, coming in like

https://33.media.tumblr.com/9a0d0762d6196463f3c60868fc441b52/tumblr_nfrrtqnhQz1tfnwiso1_500.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/3e685c25003d86acb5be26faf1ddf325/tumblr_mqvljjYkUO1r2a24bo1_500.gif

Flickdreams
09-06-2015, 10:36 PM
When I am making my custie try all creditcards and different ATMs so he can do VIP http://24.media.tumblr.com/326928a523ed061c1f7df6f4d249ed6c/tumblr_n0moiiuf6C1qaa8d1o3_500.gif

General comment to all girls in changeroom during the night of a thousand asssholes https://31.media.tumblr.com/7f8f4076954ee667b2a9205e5ac86e21/tumblr_inline_n3ye8qCcrX1rvon2g.gif

To the custie trying it on with the new girl in the same room as me http://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aliens-7-1424350586.gif

Likethis
09-07-2015, 03:32 PM
When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons

http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif

Naida
09-08-2015, 09:47 AM
And not a single fuck was given this day...


When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons

http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif

Flickdreams
09-08-2015, 11:05 PM
This one is in extremely poor taste but given what it makes me think of...

A conversation between TUSCL and SCL guys : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4yLPF5sM0A

wednesday86
09-09-2015, 07:34 PM
^omg bahahaa

wednesday86
09-10-2015, 10:05 AM
when girls keep posting threads on topics that have been discussed 9,467,000 times
https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1388442075ra/7836206.gif

Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 11:31 AM
When a custie starts getting evasive after making promises, needs to go bathroom/ciggy/make a quick call "but I'll be right back- promise" http://33.media.tumblr.com/fc8d469067b1d493998425f10f750033/tumblr_n2i13gz4TS1r70ozfo1_500.gif

That rotund gem of a man who takes out his emotional insecurity on attractive women http://31.media.tumblr.com/52c081c66461f22b368c933c6c46825f/tumblr_n2i13gz4TS1r70ozfo2_500.gif

When you're mid hustle and his friend decides to interupt https://38.media.tumblr.com/e72aa66fa1beb520754fb8d22373a86c/tumblr_mldsybiH4w1riy6u1o1_500.gif

These are the prices buddy- what can I say http://media.giphy.com/media/poIXWkUlEX8R2/giphy.gif "Will you do this for less" http://www.annum-munir.com/hs-fs/hub/203708/file-452712281-gif/images/Gollum-no-meme.gif

Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 11:35 AM
When I'm told I have to stay late (because they let too many other dancers leave early) but it was my turn to go http://rs946.pbsrc.com/albums/ad302/AdelphiLullaby/GollumAnger.gif~c200

Trying to get your name across to the incoherent custie https://38.media.tumblr.com/9b51aaba4f0c3525c774b7ac982678e5/tumblr_mq9lz0xSbC1rmyrbpo1_500.gif

When the ATMs are both down and reception transaction point has closed http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2dogZQvV1qgf8qq.gif

When you hear your name called for stage when you just got off 30 mins ago http://media.tumblr.com/a9bd9da593dd15a5857f8ea59afa5251/tumblr_inline_ms3afeFCBv1qz4rgp.gif the floorwork you perform on that stage http://media.giphy.com/media/5pgQCjKsvnxnO/giphy.gif

What I'm thinking when custie complains because another dancer said that VIP/Champagne room was soooo much naughtier http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ycn5Brbp1qa9jn1o2_500.gif

Flickdreams
09-12-2015, 12:07 PM
When he says yes to Champagne room http://i.imgur.com/iZR9yxV.gif aaaannnnndd when he declines further VIP I'm like http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdakxxdu8v1rx304bo1_500.gif

When the fantasy gets to much and he wants to date me http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w08n4ZQ91rylitco3_250.gif

After investing to much time and decide I have to get a dance with him now http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0atqfvkhL1qiz3j8o1_r1_500.gif

When I can't be arsed with the hustle any longer and he says no http://i.imgur.com/xkb1oo0.jpg

How to deal with the douchebag who always comes in, drinks water, no tips, no dances http://37.media.tumblr.com/ce84cd8b821395ed54962143e292f4bd/tumblr_n7fnzjUw1S1rrecxqo1_250.gif

After a long time on the floor when I stop for a second; http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnnz5eLjC1r70ozfo4_500.gif

When a bucks party, who all had dances with you, leaves http://37.media.tumblr.com/e881096f5a5e230d3e3eb33a7fdbfacf/tumblr_mu3t7pGadi1qh613ao1_250.gif

When your reg sees you and then goes for a dance with another dancer http://media.giphy.com/media/cwXoqqwnOQXXG/giphy.gif

When all your dancer mates start leaving for the night http://31.media.tumblr.com/d6a99e62c51e685079b1414ffbe22dc5/tumblr_mm15g8qDfW1spx82go1_500.gif

Comparing the lappies you've given backstage on a good night http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-GIF-3.gif

Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:29 AM
Trying to be charmed by an idiot
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/wonkalumps/AddamsFamilyValues-breadsticks.gif


Being offered pitiful money to go OTC and fuck
https://33.media.tumblr.com/83d045aceb078b8496168128b77ababd/tumblr_mklm7ljkUn1qig0t6o1_250.gif


My dad explaining to my mum 'why' i am a stripper http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0d2n9FIsy1qb0bobo1_250.gif .........
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BpoPfgGxfIQ/UVRAQgwTHVI/AAAAAAAADi4/130vmiPun8I/s1600/money.gif

Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:42 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/424de49b2b5605f0529d4e27cd42bd24/tumblr_inline_msvplp0NWc1qz4rgp.gif.... and his bank account.


Me and my work buddy discouraging a customer from pushing for more
https://38.media.tumblr.com/d1616a591af5a062c750d68c9aa1992a/tumblr_mgsj1qqbuQ1qzwgjro1_500.gif


Being complimented on my hustle while backstage enjoying my break
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e6/df/24/e6df24ab94fb8a282eea97f4d5986890.gif

Flickdreams
09-15-2015, 09:52 AM
A fantastic customer asks if I'm happy after he emptied his wallet for me
http://24.media.tumblr.com/7945aae98b9ff959e74aa155fdedabcd/tumblr_mvckno0nEZ1qbsjqno2_r1_500.gif

When a custie drops a big note on my stage and the whole room's watching
http://33.media.tumblr.com/c8a36c35b6f1a0451badd22bf3c83a68/tumblr_ml2tvkok251qkr0ajo4_r1_250.gif


When the bouncers remove a douchecanoe without 'tending' to him
http://favim.com/orig/201108/24/addams-family-values-anjelica-huston-morticia-addams-movie-quote-Favim.com-129712.jpg

Selina M
09-16-2015, 02:18 PM
After your shift:

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Leather_Jacket
09-17-2015, 11:49 PM
Civilian girls in the club be like...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBCH_vswYKk

Flickdreams
09-18-2015, 12:31 AM
Oh my god, that is awful!

It just kept getting worse and worse. It was like watching a scene from an extreme Bridget Jones movie.

Hows the camera man though, I'll just keep filming, they'll def want this for the memories... Classy.

wednesday86
09-23-2015, 11:15 AM
when a customer gets mad that you won't do extras and threatens to leave VIP
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7mrmcmHRM1rtea4k.gif


"So what do you do besides strip?"
http://i.imgur.com/oZLE4i4.gif


When you need $$ but you have bad social anxiety that day
http://i.imgur.com/fpwJdty.gif

wednesday86
09-23-2015, 09:17 PM
When another dancer tells you you should get a tan, or a customer tells you you shouldn't have gotten that tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/98/06/61980625ebf7179a7659380fc437f971.jpg

wednesday86
09-23-2015, 09:39 PM
when you've been at work for hours and no one's bought a dance
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0d/ba/16/0dba168628407882a5158feadf6791d1.jpg

Sansa
09-26-2015, 03:20 PM
When another dancer tells you you should get a tan, or a customer tells you you shouldn't have gotten that tattoo
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/61/98/06/61980625ebf7179a7659380fc437f971.jpg

I fucking love everything you have ever posted. You might be my new hero.

wednesday86
09-27-2015, 10:07 AM
^awww thank you! *blush*

Sansa
10-03-2015, 07:10 PM
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Leather_Jacket
10-10-2015, 03:53 PM
Walking out mid-dance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g

juliette_
10-22-2015, 09:32 AM
omfg yes Lucille

Aurora14
10-23-2015, 01:19 PM
When you're in trouble with management for ridiculous reasons

http://33.media.tumblr.com/964f53fb7d10653bf21643e92fd7beff/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo1_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/8c8e7b7920d042b8182c41a01385abdc/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo2_500.gif


http://31.media.tumblr.com/5516a8b2b5e7ed0d4d27131348481d85/tumblr_nt5stpzuEB1usvbrzo3_500.gif

I actually think this is how I look the night after I've had a tequila bender and people fill me in on what I did.
1st gif: Kelly, you remember last night?
2nd gif: It was awesome when you tit smacked that asshole. It was even better when you threatened to make him you butt bitch for life if he didn't give you $100 after he tried to pull your thong off.
3rd gif: Thanks for breakfast. Just wanna let you know, you may want to send the staff at Dennys some cookies again so they let you back in.

OliveJardin
10-23-2015, 08:46 PM
Psyching myself up before a shift:
42993

When customers literally pick me up, because I'm short >:( :
42994

After working ALL weekend:
42995

When you come back after taking time off:
42992

When you see a guy taking $$$ out of the ATM:
42996

pink_bunny
10-24-2015, 04:49 PM
43019

customers butthurt;D

Likethis
11-04-2015, 01:12 PM
When customers ask for extras the 10000000th time that night

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_ODcECzxGQ/T4sMKffGa8I/AAAAAAAAA88/LnQ8Dvynqbg/s1600/michael-scott-no.gif

wednesday86
11-07-2015, 07:52 AM
Making excuses to your manager to get out of a shift

http://38.media.tumblr.com/da533432ec8d68976a012667e8e09a1f/tumblr_mrmcjrWCiY1rjj6wno1_250.gif

Flickdreams
11-07-2015, 08:33 AM
I worked at a club once where I called in sick so often, altered my roster, broke arrangements to make up shifts that they changed their policy in contract regarding sick days after I left! Lol, you have to pay to cancel a shift and being legitsick with doctors cert. makes no difference.

miss.a.p1600
11-07-2015, 09:49 AM
When a customer foolishly asks for extras......


http://youtu.be/K2v-8ctq5x4

miss.a.p1600
11-07-2015, 10:16 AM
The remedy to Mumbai escort spambot

Flickdreams
11-07-2015, 10:48 PM
Love love love Aliens franchise. I have a Ripley costume and it kills!

wednesday86
11-09-2015, 04:53 PM
no caption...this just cracked me up

http://38.media.tumblr.com/3cbc2c869ab6dd2536777187ee05cc67/tumblr_nprbaaZFBZ1tlb56zo1_400.gif

Sansa
11-13-2015, 10:20 AM
Every damn day

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kaninchen
11-13-2015, 01:39 PM
The faces of a big group of female customers sitting at stage, enjoying their WILD and CRAZY night at a strip club:

http://zippy.gfycat.com/SoftGlaringBonobo.gif

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/antfarm/images/0/05/Paige_bored.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120823184030

https://media.giphy.com/media/9Rh85J8rkhnEs/giphy.gif

Male customers watching the same performance:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cOoeE1RKa58/TxFuY_2cjdI/AAAAAAAAIFw/t9jK8AOluvQ/s640/tumblr_lp6h16y3tE1qdwl9jo1_500.gif

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/slow_clap_citizen_kane.gif

Legz541
11-28-2015, 04:40 PM
43424When a customer ignores your first warning to not touch you like that

OliveJardin
11-28-2015, 11:17 PM
43425

43426

^When customers are surprised that we have "brains" /:O.

43427

^When friends ask you to go out (especially when you have worked the night before!).

43428

^When customers are "just here to drink" or "don't get dances".

43429

^When a custy whips it out *le sigh*!

43430

^ When a custy catches you yawning :-[ .

43431

^Giving an 18 year old his first ever lap dance.

43432

^When someone pisses you off at 5 am ::).

43433

^Watching a new, really drunk dancer fail at stage /:O.


(^Don't know they came out sooo small :( ?!)

wednesday86
12-01-2015, 08:53 PM
@ the haters and insecure boyfriends

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/0b/df/3f/0bdf3fb4c633fc0220a5580c2b2ce638.jpg

Selina M
12-02-2015, 06:59 PM
Trying to talk to customers when you're just done:

43474

Aurora_Sunset
12-08-2015, 05:24 PM
In honor of the season:


When people try to convince you to go out on your day off
43527

Trying to feel out a new outfit in those awful fluorescent lights
43528

Drinking after work
43529

Trying to decide which customers to text to come in
43530

When you're just over it and dick around for the rest of your shift
43531

kaninchen
12-09-2015, 02:51 PM
http://i400.photobucket.com/albums/pp88/luisleme/reverse-1326910583_larry_david_reaction.gif

The struggle of trying to pick which new Pleasers to get. There are just so many options!

wednesday86
12-17-2015, 12:47 PM
When a customer whips his dick out or takes off his shirt and you're forced to see the horror

https://media.giphy.com/media/TePS8Zauyx2DK/giphy.gif

wednesday86
12-17-2015, 12:52 PM
When there's tons of cars in the parking lot but the club is dead

https://media.giphy.com/media/EecdUj9liGhIA/giphy.gif

wednesday86
12-18-2015, 11:50 AM
When he gives you the whole "I respect you so much as a person/you're not just an object" speech

Then immediately tries grabbing your tits in VIP


https://media.giphy.com/media/u5MFEwJFFKwOA/giphy.gif

wednesday86
12-18-2015, 12:02 PM
Trying to decide to hide in the dressing room or keep working shitty crowd


https://media.giphy.com/media/IYHXGrjQbWpZS/giphy.gif

kaninchen
12-19-2015, 04:43 AM
http://media.thedailytouch.com/2015/11/rossworried.gif

When you stack 25 dances and are only 99% sure he'll pay

https://31.media.tumblr.com/8b98f29251e8b4b30502afa8c20c1e48/tumblr_inline_njd8g3zSip1rd7tbz.gif

When he pays in full plus a tip

Miss_Red
12-24-2015, 01:08 PM
"I don't buy dances BB, I'd rather take you out to dinner and get to know you"


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EDIT: How the shit do y'all get your pictures and gifs to actually appear instead of being tiny?