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MsHennessy
06-13-2014, 09:26 PM
Ahahaha. I did the same thing with ranch. I was a giant splotchy ranch covered mess. I swelled so much I just laid on the floor and cried till my hubs came in to pick up the pieces. Haha, it was awful. I've never been so itchy in my life!

LilyAnderson
06-13-2014, 09:45 PM
The last time I cammed, I cammed for an hour. Made good money in the hour, but some JERKOFF who came into Private while I was already in one DEMANDED I did things for him. I'm sorry I can't PLEASE 2 people at once who want two completely different things. And why should I stop what I was doing (which was performing for my cammodels custie,) for some random guy with the word BB in his username? No thanks.

That jerkoff gave me a THREE STAR RATING. It infuriated me, I haven't gotten less then 5 stars in over half a year. >.<

Oh well.

PinkGeisha
06-15-2014, 08:24 AM
So I have this posted under "YKYACGW" thread, but it's SUCH A FUCKING GOOD POST that I had to share it here as well...

So, a guy comes into my room last night while I'm running a GS countdown... after being the cocky little fucker that he is, I realize that I was matched with him on Tinder under my vanilla name. I wasn't 100% sure, since I didn't see his face yet, and he's a new client, but I was about 97% sure. I couldn't resist, so I decide that I HAD to test my theory out... I blocked my number, and call him addressing him by his SM username instead of his name and identifying myself as my cam model persona instead of my vanilla name. TOTALLY WAS HIM, AND HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS!!!! He FLIPPED the fuck out like, "How'd the fuck did you get my number?!?!" ROFL. Little fucking wuss hung up before I was done telling him "I know everything, bb. I'm a fucking GODDESS, remember?!?!" :D

YKYACGW, instead of flipping the fuck out that I might get outted as a cam model, I get SO FUCKING EXCITED cause I totally have dollar signs in my eyes right now... I see a new whale in the making with this cocky little fuckface... ROFL. }:D

I think it's moments like this where I realize that I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB. Shit...

SimoneGray
06-16-2014, 04:27 AM
^^ This is absolutely the BEST!! Personally I would have freaked out bigtime if that was me, but you took it in your stride...nice!!

BustyVixen
06-17-2014, 06:57 PM
Today I had three men in private and they were staying for quite a bit which was awesome. Then after about 5-6 mins one of them started saying weird shit, talking about blowing himself up with fireworks. I ignored it and the others did too. Then he says, " Hold on a sec, I have to go potty. It might be a really big shit so it could take awhile. Smelly one too!"

I ignored it. I was shocked but the other guys didn't leave, we kept going and dirty talk, etc. Then he comes back and said he wiping his cat's ass with his sock. I finally kicked him out of the show. He was trying to ruin it for me and idk why someone would pay $6/minute for 10+ minutes for that nonsense.

But amen, the other two dudes stayed for 20 minutes each!!

RedAlice
06-17-2014, 07:35 PM
So I have this posted under "YKYACGW" thread, but it's SUCH A FUCKING GOOD POST that I had to share it here as well...

So, a guy comes into my room last night while I'm running a GS countdown... after being the cocky little fucker that he is, I realize that I was matched with him on Tinder under my vanilla name. I wasn't 100% sure, since I didn't see his face yet, and he's a new client, but I was about 97% sure. I couldn't resist, so I decide that I HAD to test my theory out... I blocked my number, and call him addressing him by his SM username instead of his name and identifying myself as my cam model persona instead of my vanilla name. TOTALLY WAS HIM, AND HE HAD NO IDEA WHO I WAS!!!! He FLIPPED the fuck out like, "How'd the fuck did you get my number?!?!" ROFL. Little fucking wuss hung up before I was done telling him "I know everything, bb. I'm a fucking GODDESS, remember?!?!" :D

YKYACGW, instead of flipping the fuck out that I might get outted as a cam model, I get SO FUCKING EXCITED cause I totally have dollar signs in my eyes right now... I see a new whale in the making with this cocky little fuckface... ROFL. }:D

I think it's moments like this where I realize that I FUCKING LOVE MY JOB. Shit...

... Sorry all I'm seeing here is that you think it's hilarious to contact a potential customer via their ~vanilla~ social media without their permission. Which isn't okay.

PinkGeisha
06-17-2014, 07:39 PM
... Sorry all I'm seeing here is that you think it's hilarious to contact a potential customer via their ~vanilla~ social media without their permission. Which isn't okay.

Ah, thank you for putting that into perspective for me...

SimoneGray
06-18-2014, 02:41 AM
The last time I cammed I raised my rates as high as they could go (SM hasn't upped mine properly yet) and I had so many Exclusive sessions...it was so great.

Bitch
06-18-2014, 04:58 AM
Tried camming at 5:30-6:30AM central standard time. Did the same hustle that keeps me in paid chat > 50% of the time usually. Just got a bunch of assholes... no customers. Really annoying. Sucks, cause I'm up during this time. Guess I'm sticking to early evening-midnight camming.

MellyMay
06-18-2014, 09:49 PM
random MGF encounter: despite having tags related to it and mentioning it in my profile, a dude cammed and was like WTF YOU HAVE A BUSH? fuck you, bro. you're the retard in this sitch. signed off immediately when i was like "WELL BRO BRO, READ A PROFILE so as not to waste either of our time"

Bitch
06-18-2014, 10:00 PM
I bitched people out. Like, 'you're all losers, just get out of here. No, really, just go, before I ban you. Sick of you losers.' I'm trying really hard not to do that again... for all I know, they would have come back later and paid.. not anymore, lol. Next time I get frustrated I'ma just log off.

anonymous camgirl
06-19-2014, 10:26 AM
Don't worry honey.. they have a very short memory.. most of them do... they ALWAYS come back.. trust me.. I bitch them out daily haha.. or i call them out and make them feel low for not spending money, valuing my time.. disrespecting.. pretending they are gentleman when they are on cam sites objectifying women.. haha...


I bitched people out. Like, 'you're all losers, just get out of here. No, really, just go, before I ban you. Sick of you losers.' I'm trying really hard not to do that again... for all I know, they would have come back later and paid.. not anymore, lol. Next time I get frustrated I'ma just log off.

RikaChu
06-19-2014, 10:43 AM
The last time I cammed was no bueno. I just got my first toy (which isn't really a toy, but fuck... it most certainly gets the job done. Just sayin'.) and people were all "OMG SHOW ASS BB! PUT IT ON YER ASS! I WANNA SLAP YER FANNY". As soon as I saw the word fanny I died. Of laughter. lulz. "Fanny".

anonymous camgirl
06-19-2014, 10:49 AM
That's what the brits call a pussy sometimes.. Haven't heard that word for awhile..


The last time I cammed was no bueno. I just got my first toy (which isn't really a toy, but fuck... it most certainly gets the job done. Just sayin'.) and people were all "OMG SHOW ASS BB! PUT IT ON YER ASS! I WANNA SLAP YER FANNY". As soon as I saw the word fanny I died. Of laughter. lulz. "Fanny".

Yuli
06-19-2014, 05:53 PM
I did a fetish show, it was going super well, I was killin' it, and finally at the end I tell the guy he can take his chastity device off now... and watched in horror as the key snapped in the lock. Poor fucker. Poor Home Depot employee about to meet this guy once he finds some sweatpants.

BustyVixen
06-19-2014, 08:15 PM
I did a fetish show, it was going super well, I was killin' it, and finally at the end I tell the guy he can take his chastity device off now... and watched in horror as the key snapped in the lock. Poor fucker. Poor Home Depot employee about to meet this guy once he finds some sweatpants.

Oh shit!!!! LMFAO!!

Bitch
06-20-2014, 12:50 AM
I got a new tag, 'squirts.' I got a very nice member commment, high high praise. And I started bawling reading it. I have never felt this much pride in something before. I'm so glad I came back. I never want to do anything else again.

RikaChu
06-20-2014, 08:14 AM
Oh wow.. I had no idea. I kept thinking he wanted to see my ass lol

chloemay
06-21-2014, 04:08 PM
Nooooooooo omg the poor guy!!!

I used to work at a Home Depot. You think we have high def cams- nothing compared to what the loss prevention has there. Now, imagine the poor guy…..

SimoneGray
06-22-2014, 06:05 AM
The last time I cammed I hit the biggest payout that I have in a while. I was consistent during the week and even though SM had its fair share of traffic and connectivity issues this week, I made an amount that I am proud of.

So glad and grateful that everything is working out the way it should :)

Nina_Den
06-24-2014, 08:34 AM
The last time I cammed, I had one certain costumer that was nice, clever and gorgeous; half Jamaican, half Russian (!) AND Jewish. What a combo, Milli Vanilli style.

NikkiMonroe
06-24-2014, 03:29 PM
The last time I cammed - it was so slow! I had been on for 4 hours, and was only at $16.09. Very seriously considered getting offline for the night, but decided "fuck, I'm not doing anything else." 30 minutes later, a customer bought a block session and told me to "do whatever you want, this is about you." Made my night so much better. :)

pinkpink
06-28-2014, 08:11 AM
So this douchenugget came into my room. Proceeded to tell me he was a high school teacher & asking me all these question if I ever fucked any of my teachers and how did I flirt with them, because his words "I KNOW you did stuff to flirt with him." He wasn't taking me private so I was barely paying attention to him at this point. So he wants me to see what he looks like and send 2 photos of himself to me and kept bugging me to go check my mail. I mentioned it in the general chat but this was the guy who once I said he had to go private for us to go further said "oh so thats your game....BYE"

I didn't block him, I should have. But whatever. So then I'm about to sign off so I figure I'll look at his stupid pictures. One is of his dick. and the other is of him holding his child. I don't know why this surprised me given his attitude and grossness but who sends a photo of their child to show that they look like when the other photo is their dick?!

http://i.imgur.com/iGHoqy5.gif

RubyRapture
06-28-2014, 11:56 AM
Last time I cammed, I got a stupid amount of money for telling my room an embarrassing story. XD I'm probably never going to live it down, but it was fun. I've already garnered some nicknames from it. XD

Procrasturbator
06-28-2014, 03:45 PM
Last time I cammed (... right now lol) an indie client told me that while the other models he's cammed with didn't look as good as their pictures, I actually look better than mine. :D

SimoneGray
06-28-2014, 04:11 PM
The last time I cammed so guy wanted me to fuck my ass for 1 token...sigh

PrincessLavender
06-29-2014, 07:07 PM
omfg. so like after i've done a show and said goodbye and stuff and the person leaves, i always instantly check how much money i made from it.
so just now i get out of a show with a regular who does c2c, hes cam went off and i went 2 see my earnings and it wasnt there, so i was pulling faces and thinking wtf and i did a massive grumpy sigh also because i always do that after 10 minutes of fake smiling, when a show is over i usually make a groan or too to express how boring it was. anyway im looking for my earnings and i realise its not there because the show is still going. OOPS.
I bet he never comes back LOL.
I quickly ended the show so that if he does come back i can say i was sighing because the cam had frozen and then it crashed. OMG so embarrassed lol.
i was jus sat looking like an angry lemon and I even said "for fuck sakes" out loud. but the main thing is you know when the show ends and ur face changes instantly from fake smile to stoney faced bitch... well im pretty sure he saw that. hahahahaha. :'(

I need to be careful about this. I usually do an eye roll. Lol.

RikaChu
07-04-2014, 01:49 AM
My period started... it was embarrassing AF.

jovannacherry
07-07-2014, 04:39 PM
the last time i cammed i was feeling so down
i almost cried on cam

took a few days off then got back on the horse

AngelMari
07-07-2014, 05:26 PM
Early eve yesterday was hella busy!!! So of course the damn internet that I pay 100 some bucks for (highest speed you can get for residential) is on the fritz. My poor clients are all like we can't see you...I threw the phone across the room after the call to tech support for the broadband company. You're really going to reimburse me the 500 I just missed out on? Argh!!!!! Was able to get back on a couple hours later made 200 in 2.5 hours and proceeded to get drunk. All the while apologizing to clients for earlier. Glad they stayed to see me and the new f*ing hot guy I got to see c2c made my night. Beefcakes.... just bring a smile to my face. LOL

Bitch
07-17-2014, 02:13 AM
It's been kind of a slow night, right? So I'm doing a gold show. Just $50. 5 for 7 mins, nothing crazy. I'm not quite expecting to reach goal, but decide I'll start it if I hit 35, cause money's money. So 2 minutes into the countdown, some guy tips $175 and while I'm freaking out, he just leaves. Never comes back for the show. So I do the show without him, I still get his money obviously. I'm kind of confused though lol, did he not mean to tip that much and thought leaving would prevent him from getting charged? Or did he just want to throw money at me cause I'm awesome? 7 other people also tipped in at $5. :) Highest earning gold show yet! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

SweetJulia
07-17-2014, 07:33 AM
It's been kind of a slow night, right? So I'm doing a gold show. Just $50. 5 for 7 mins, nothing crazy. I'm not quite expecting to reach goal, but decide I'll start it if I hit 35, cause money's money. So 2 minutes into the countdown, some guy tips $175 and while I'm freaking out, he just leaves. Never comes back for the show. So I do the show without him, I still get his money obviously. I'm kind of confused though lol, did he not mean to tip that much and thought leaving would prevent him from getting charged? Or did he just want to throw money at me cause I'm awesome? 7 other people also tipped in at $5. :) Highest earning gold show yet! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I think he thought leaving would prevent him from being charged. Well, he's an idiot, enjoy the money :)

SimoneGray
07-17-2014, 02:13 PM
That's awesome lady!! Well done on that :)

SweetJulia
07-17-2014, 02:20 PM
Ladies, I just spent a half hour doing a balloon fetish show, is there any easier way to make money :D

SaraLaughs
07-17-2014, 06:13 PM
Last night I did a roleplay scene worthy of an Oscar. :D I was seriously impressed at how much I could keep bullshitting.

TattooedBBW
07-19-2014, 11:18 PM
The last time I cammed a guy did a Skype show with me and I demanded he fuck his ass with a glass dildo and then do ass to mouth, as per his request.
He told me to keep barking orders no matter how messy it got.

And it got messy doing ATM... He then cums directly on the mess from his ass on the dildo and eats it all off....
O.o

Procrasturbator
07-19-2014, 11:31 PM
^ Is it bad that my first thought was "Nooooo, no glass in the mouth!"? Lol his immune system can recover but teeth are forever

Bitch
07-20-2014, 01:08 AM
^ Is it bad that my first thought was "Nooooo, no glass in the mouth!"? Lol his immune system can recover but teeth are forever

right??? rotfl :D

pippapippa
07-20-2014, 03:11 AM
The last time I cammed (ten minutes ago), it was pretty slow, but I ended up with $144, only $6 less than my low goal, which was about $25/hour. I ended up doing a trivia game for about an hour and ended up actually having a great time. I'm thinking I might make it a weekly thing.

Airrrie2
07-20-2014, 07:59 AM
The last time I cammed, this happened...

Fitandpretty
07-20-2014, 05:37 PM
The last time I cammed, i had a guy that shot
up heroin on C2C. I was scared that he was gonna OD or something.

MissNicole2U
07-20-2014, 06:12 PM
^^^ I had a guy do something similar awhile back on ImLive, he was jerking off then then grabbed something that looked like a pen and suddenly leaned forward and snorted something off his desk. My face was like O.O

He ended the pvt pretty quickly after that. Crazy thing is, this dude looked to be in his 60's at least. Senior citizen doing drugs while looking at live porn. Lol

Procrasturbator
07-21-2014, 02:52 AM
I've had a few guys do poppers on cam and one guy snorted what I assume is coke from a bullet. If all these guys are willing to do this on camera just think what the no-cam guys must be up to!

DancesWithSloths
07-21-2014, 03:28 AM
The last time I cammed, I managed to be on SW chat at the same time, and delightful SW babes saved my sanity with timely dude-handling advice. <3

Glamourmilf
07-21-2014, 07:03 AM
the last time I cammed, ( or the other day when I cammed), a new custie bought a long exclusive, then sent me a message telling me that I made him use up his daily limit. WTF?
Piss off You moron... You're really only telling me I'm that good at my 'hustle', to keep You until You run out of $$$$$.
Oh, and P.S., yesterday, he came back for another exclusive just to remind me of how expensive I am.
I replied with, "Really? I'm raising my rates tomorrow, because I think they are too low.":finger:

DancesWithSloths
07-21-2014, 10:29 AM
I replied with, "Really? I'm raising my rates tomorrow, because I think they are too low.":finger:

BURN!

Honestly, what did he expect other than a tiny violin quartet? *eyeroll*

TransdimensionalPrincess
07-21-2014, 02:33 PM
Honestly, if you guys have ever known a pill-head or junkie then you'd realize that 65% of "stupid annoying shit" thread is actually just "stupid things pill heads say" with about 20% going towards people who know very little english and the last 15% actually just being idiots. Not that that junkies aren't idiots, they just are a special brand of idiots.

I bet Procrasturbator is right, imagine all the drugs they do when that we don't see. lol

TransdimensionalPrincess
07-21-2014, 02:36 PM
Oh wait, I forgot assholes in that calculation, lol.

pinkpink
07-26-2014, 11:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/W1cZt4x.png

GallifreyGal
07-26-2014, 11:40 PM
I got to meet a few really cool guys that were totally happy chatting :) They went and bought tokens just to spend right there. Made me feel so awesome!