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SimoneGray
07-29-2014, 05:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/W1cZt4x.png
YIKES! That is too crazy...
Last time I cammed I made goal with 15 mins before payout cutoff to go...was a mixture of being supremely freaked out and also having a major adrenaline rush
pinkpink
08-07-2014, 02:25 AM
I just had the worst type of customer. He just kept going on and on about amazing he is and how awful woman are and how he's a giant victim. All I could think about was my SW sisterdom and knew that smiling and laughing at his misogynistic bullshit was all for the moneyyyy
http://i.imgur.com/nrV8GKn.gif
SimoneGray
08-07-2014, 07:43 AM
^^ Haha i just had one of the same ones..says his girl became a camgirl and then left him for money. Called me a whore a few times, then cried, then told me I was just like her...I stalled so hard in that PVT and made $30 off him
anonymous camgirl
08-07-2014, 03:49 PM
The last time i cammed I had 8 police officers at my door courtesy of 4 c h a n ...LOL>.... I asked them why they were here and they said they got a call someone had been shot.. and I said YEA! i saw you guys running around the house but i was trying to put my short on.. THANKFULLY they are taking cybercrimes seriously now.. because 2 yrs ago they were NOT>...lol.. I even told them come into my house and you will see .. they took down their ID's who called the police.. i informed them you better take it up with the site!..LOL.... Last year they called the police and said i was trying to commit suicide..LOL.. my son came out of his room to corroborate the story.. I sure hope they do something about these fools.. WHAT A FUCKING DAY!!.. summer summer time, summer time... sum sum summer time!..lmao
LeoLeonora
08-07-2014, 05:45 PM
The last time I cammed, I had some fun privates, told off a timewaster and gave romantic advice for tips.
Last time I cammed I somehow failed to consider, even after thoroughly washing and handling the shoes in question, that high heels have fucking sharp edges and you should not agree to a heelfucking show. Ow OW ow. Plus they press right on your g-spot so now I have to piss like a racehorse and my roommates are having sex in the shower. fml :( and do not fmpussy :(
MiraMichele
08-10-2014, 09:44 AM
It was mostly a crappy night on cam last night but I do have some good to share. Annoying customer is being annoying in free chat, I warn him and he doesn't stop so I kick him. He comes back 5 minutes later, I ask if he has learned his lesson and if so he can stay. Ex annoying customer tips $10 gold. I do a boob flash and a sexy dance, he asks what else he gets and I tell him there isn't much else I can do in free chat but we could go private and he can see everything. Ex annoying customer takes me private for 15 minutes :)
xoprincessremy
08-10-2014, 11:42 PM
Last time I cammed, this guy took me in exclusive for 20 min and wanted me to be a cow. He wanted me to get on all 4's and "moo" every minute or so, and "milk my titties" like you would for a cow's milk.
Why are people so weird?
SimoneGray
08-11-2014, 01:19 AM
^^ Oh wow, I had something so similar the other day, except I had to be a sexy chicken, pretending to do a 'mating dance' for the 'farmer'...
I should have gotten some award for holding it together and not cackling like a crazy person because I was so amused.
MrsXolotl
08-11-2014, 01:55 AM
Today I decided that unless the guy gives me money, I hate men :D watching their true nature and all of this "I'm gonna see you and don't chat" is like ugh
NikkiMonroe
08-11-2014, 10:30 AM
Last time I cammed I made my goal in less than 2 hours. Had someone take me prem. just to tell me how beautiful I was. The last session before that, a guy tipped me 20 Gold because he thought I had nice earlobes.... and another 20G to do a handstand. But on the other hand, had another give me a 1 star rating because I refused to put my face in the toilet... Oh the ups and downs of a camgirl.
Glamourmilf
08-22-2014, 11:51 AM
I had a guy do the 'phone' option while in exclusive.
I heard that sound when you put the key into the ignition and the door is still open. You know, that chiming sound.
He tells me he is at work, in his truck, behind the dumpster.... Ohhhh, sexy! He's fantasizing that I'm right there with him, down on all fours blowing him, then, bent over the dumpster getting plowed from behind... yada, yada..
It was all I had to do to keep from laughing./:O
It's so funny how men and woman are so different, when it comes to where we will have sex.
I don't know. Maybe it's just me that thinks that having sex near a dumpster is bad for an 'orgasm' to happen. :no_way:
sweetandnaughty
08-22-2014, 02:26 PM
I finally have one to post!! I get the usual roleplay requests.. Cop/teacher/secretary/etc etc. This guys handle was lovedoc and he asked
About roleplay etc. He asked if I could act like I was getting really stressed and pretend to have a heart attack so he could do cpry.
I was like WTF??
So I pretended I couldn't get email on my tablet to work, started breathing fast and clutching my arm and chest and said " I can't breathe!! "
In the end he said he came hard and said great show. I had fu n and didn't have to get naked.
Wish they were all like that!! This job is weird some days....
funismymiddlename
08-22-2014, 09:18 PM
I was just in pct lol omg the guy i was camping with almost got caught. He was there watching then some other guy popped up and looked over his shoulder then walked away. during the show he kept turning his head to see if someone was coming lol I guess he clicked away when the other guy came up so fucking funny.
the other day a guy was snorting lines in pvt he said I'm doing coke in free chat i was thinking ya whatever in the middle of pvt he stops jerking picks up a mirror and stars snorting coke i was thinking omg it was a weekday night it's not ok to do drugs but doing drugs alone on a week night isn't a good sign he was nice i hope he's ok
Glamourmilf
10-18-2014, 05:54 PM
The last time I cammed (today), I had someone ask if I have food to eat if he went exclusive.
I got all excited because I was just going to break and eat, I was sooo hungry.:hungry:
I thought he had a 'feeding' (BBW) fetish. Wrong. Silly me...it turned out he wanted me to peel a banana, fuck myself with it, then eat the banana! Lol!!:hungry:
All the while he kept asking if I had kids, over and over again. And asking me if I ever gave birth, to push out the banana as if it were a kid, blah, blah, blah.. Gross!:moon:
I ignored that question,(because It just will get him reported, and just kept didling myself w/ the banana. I also figured, since he wouldn't turn his cam on, that I was being recorded, to be sold on some kind of 'fetish' website.
Oh, the joys of it all!
space_cowgirl
10-18-2014, 09:22 PM
Tonight I had "Do you like DP gagging?" Not real sure what that is, but I'll wager a no. "What about big cocks?" Pass... "You're a freak, bb!"
Yeah, well, so be it.
Almost forgot this:
(in free chat)
"Want me to wet my diaper?"
Sure, go exclusive.
"Do you like like diapers?" etc., etc., etc. ON AND ON AND ON.
Dude, you need to go exclusive or leave, ok?
"Warm penis diaper!"
Come on, man.
"Fuck you."
SimoneGray
10-18-2014, 09:44 PM
Last time I cammed, it was awesome. Room was super busy, and had a guy come back 3 times to take me pvt. Sign of a good week to come? Hopefully.
Nastia
10-18-2014, 10:08 PM
The second time I cammed (about 2 weeks ago), a guy kept asking me to puke and pee at the same time. I said that I didn't need to pee/puke etc. and he stopped talking about it.
Weeeird! :p
Nastia
10-18-2014, 10:09 PM
The second time I cammed (about 2 weeks ago), a guy kept asking me to puke and pee at the same time. I said that I didn't need to pee/puke etc. and he stopped talking about it.
Weeeird! :p
:O
AnotherLily
10-19-2014, 01:04 PM
The last time I cammed ( well I'm still on SM now) some nice guy popped my block session cherry and I didn't have to haggle or hustle him to do so. =) I just said I wanted cum and he took me from free chat. =D
Last time I was on cam I forgot to close the door properly and two shithead kittens came hurtling into my room and onto the bed like their asses were on fire and their heads were catching and one actually KNOCKED THE DILDO OUT OF MY HAND. They're now in the living room licking the lubricant off their fur and looking deeply offended.
Glamourmilf
10-20-2014, 09:19 AM
I asked a regular what he wanted to do today, and he told me that he would like to watch me cum...For real,,,no faking.
I told him that the only way I can really cum is with my Hitachi, and is that o.k.? It might take a bit of time.
He says yes, that he's in no hurry, and tells me to "go get the 'power tool" as he puts it.
I get it, plug it in, and just as I pull off my panties, start to turn it on....he ends the session!:toldoff:
I was on for 3 more hours, and he never messaged me to say he got disconnected, or even came back in my room to tell me. So I guess he was just being a prick.
I'm never going to assume they mean what they say again, and my Hitachi will only be used in my private pleasuring time, as it always has.
How dare I assume that guys really want me to be happy and really cum. Pfft!>:(
Issabelle
11-09-2014, 11:51 PM
[asfjsaigfjsaifjas has successfully sent you $10.00 of GOLD.]
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: how much for you to write obnoxious on ur tits.
Me: Hmmm, $100 gold.
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: how much for u to a flip
Me: a FLIP?
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: i wanna see u do a flip
Me: um, a million gold, lol.
[asfjsaigfjsaifjas has successfully sent you $215.00 of GOLD.]
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: ?
what about now
Me: *gobsmacked* ...what?
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: do a flip
A FRONT FLIP
NIGGA DO A FLIP
Me: I don't think I can. *incoherent shocked mumbling*
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: i want u to do a NAKED FLIP
Me: okay, I definitely can't do that.
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: i want u to do a NAKED FLIP
Me: no, really. no.
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: WTF!?
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: DO A FLIP
Me: *continues shocked looking face*
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: i have a fetish
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: for girls doing flips
Me: what the actual fuck?
asfjsaigfjsaifjas: WHEN ARE YOU GONNA FLIP
WTF
Me: I really can't do that. *logs off and flees*
LittleSexBunny
11-10-2014, 01:03 AM
the last time i cammed i made over 400 dollars in 3 hours...without tv shows... stuffs finally going back to normal after my pregnancy. thank god. lol
elise0969
11-13-2014, 03:44 PM
SMH... after a while even the weird stuff doesn't really stand out! BUT I did have a guy prepay a good bit of money for a show and just before I got naked he closed the chat and messaged me that he can't do it because he has a wife lol. He didn't even ask for refund, Just said "sorry".
Then another guy was cross dressing and wearing a long blonde wig. He was telling me he loved me, wanted to marry me, and asked how many kids we will have together (all while jerking it)! He set an alert for when I was online so he was ALWAYS there and he blew up my email. He took me private several times but was straight up harassing me asking what street I live on, what's my name, and when's the next flight I could catch to his city. I hated to do it, but I kicked him out of private and blocked his crazy ass.
DancesWithSloths
04-13-2015, 08:18 AM
Guy comes into my room and starts ticking off all freeloader boxes one by one.
"Hi, I'm [firstname], 18 yo"
- TICK
"Do you like young guys?"
- TICK
"Can you tease me a bit before private"
- TICK, my hand reaches for the block button...
TIP CHIME, guy has actually tipped for a long flash
Wait, what? Am I dreaming?
I do the long flash, put myself away, do uo my shirt... Guy jumps into private and stays there for a decent length of time.
WUT.
Issabelle
04-13-2015, 09:42 AM
I got a real fin sub last night for the first time in ages. The last time I got one, I wasn't experienced enough to just demand of them. I still feel awkward doing it, but I will now. The guy paid me $150 on CMD for the first hour. I spent that entire time folding laundry topless in leggings and ignoring him. He then paid for a second hour (another $150), which I used to finish my laundry, take care of my puppy, smoke a bowl, and masturbate in my semi-high state. Oh, and then I told him I was hungry (because munchies), so he sent me another $50 to buy myself food.
That was lovely...
Violet_Z
04-13-2015, 12:37 PM
A guy took me to exclusive for quite a long time for a pity party, tells me how all of his girlfriends always make him fall in love then leave him, he says he's has no idea why. Then he goes on to tell me that he is a wolf spirit trapped in a human body and scratches, bites, and howls during sex. Asks me if it would bother me, I change the subject..... We get to the sex part.. dude tells me he only likes to have sex in doggy position. He then starts howling.... oh jeezz
doublerainbow
04-14-2015, 02:18 AM
Dudes I haven't been on cam in about 11 days and reading this thread makes me seriously excited to get back on that horse. I literally 'lol'ed more times here than I have in the past week anywhere.
Glamourmilf
02-12-2016, 09:10 AM
I've had this regular custie for over a year, who's a pain in the ass.
A real whiner. Always complaining that he can never date, because all women just want money, and he can't give that, because he's just a teacher, and broke. Blah, blah blah.
He CONSTANTLY asking personal questions: What's my real name? Where do i live? Would i PLEASE go out with him? Messaging me hundreds of times, when im not on cam. He misses me, etc.:yuck:
Instead of blocking him, i just told him that i never would go out with him, because he doesn't have enough money.
Silence....Then he went OFF! ( we were doing the phone option)
How dare i?
I'm just like all the other cam girls who have no soul, and just use men for money!
How i have to cam, because no rich guy will date me. ( Ha! Ha! This one really killed me)
He asked how i could take advantage of someone who clearly has a spending addiction for cam girls? ( um, because that's my job dude?)
He spewed a few more hateful things at me, then ended the session.
Ugh! Goodbye blood sucker! You just saved me the trouble of having to block you, then worrying you will stalk me.
ggminx
02-15-2016, 06:11 PM
The last time I was on cam, I was doing a breast worship session. I was rubbing on them and got a foot cramp and started moaning in pain...sub thinks I came from rubbing my breasts. do any guys know how the female body works?
DelishIrish
02-16-2016, 12:05 AM
A girl I had a fling with could orgasm from breast & nipple stimulation. I never did this to her, but she told me about it.
Oh, and the last time I was on cam, I had a shorter PRV without toys and the good ole "let me see milk breasts" comment.
sovereignv
02-16-2016, 03:03 AM
I had a indie session with an Australian guy who wanted me to try some light humiliation on him, but to be honest he was so cute and sweet that I couldn't think of anything... ;(
Procrasturbator
02-16-2016, 03:16 AM
I had a guy who was new to domination who told me to do whatever I want and said he could handle anything, after I listed my specialties (mostly humiliation)... I was 2 or 3 min into my SPH routine when I figured out he was actually more of a tame, naked JOI kind of guy. Whoooooops.
ggminx
02-16-2016, 05:47 AM
A girl I had a fling with could orgasm from breast & nipple stimulation. I never did this to her, but she told me about it.
Oh, and the last time I was on cam, I had a shorter PRV without toys and the good ole "let me see milk breasts" comment.
I wonder how long that takes! I just googled it and read that about 1% of the female population are able to achieve orgasm from breast/nipple stimulation. I'm sure it takes longer than the 3 minutes I was in EXCL...my favorite part was when the guy was like, "when you came, I exploded." Damn you foot cramp! I could've had a much longer show *sips water*
I had a guy who was new to domination who told me to do whatever I want and said he could handle anything, after I listed my specialties (mostly humiliation)... I was 2 or 3 min into my SPH routine when I figured out he was actually more of a tame, naked JOI kind of guy. Whoooooops.
Anytime time a guys says he wants me to domme him without being specific, I always do some strict form of JOI. All the domination sluts that I have had that are experienced are usually a lot more specific about what they want (i.e. can you give me sph? do you do cbt? etc)
sovereignv
02-18-2016, 04:53 PM
... I had my worst shift of all time. Well, better luck next time. I'm taking a break and doing some drawing and see if late night will be kinder to me.
Edit: Was about to log off, had been talking for ages to this guy who I wasn't even sure was a sub. Out of nowhere he tips me $99. Now that's the spirit!
GeezLouise
02-19-2016, 05:07 AM
He was probably just trying to get a look out your windows so he could try to figure out where you live. Guys are sneaky like that, what guys cares about daylight while masturbating? Very few I bet. What guy knows how to find a location based on one blurry screen shot? thousands.
Could you imagine that?
A guy not being able to get off because he not only wants to enjoy the view of the girl, but also wants to enjoy the country side view from her window, and hear the birds sing in the garden. "Show garden bb"
JessRyan
02-19-2016, 08:19 AM
Nice thread! Last time I cammed (yesterday) made over $100 in 15 min on SM! The first part of the day was dead, so I goofed off and got bored. signed out, then the last 15 min I could have privacy I signed on and bam! 4 to 5 of my really good regulars showed up and all took me private. I kept going till the last guy left the private. Looked at my earnings and smiled. Nice!
GeezLouise
02-21-2016, 06:58 AM
The last time I was on cam, someone asked me if I could pretend I was Lois Griffin and he wanted to be Chris Griffin who wanted to get caught jacking off to his mum's panties and resist him while he tried to get in her panties.
I swear camming ruins men for me. I can't look at handsome men anymore, because I just *know* they will have a strange fetish.
SweetJulia
02-21-2016, 07:05 AM
This guy had me give my foot a blow job, stockings, heels, and all. I scratched under my right eye with a stiletto so badly. It's swollen beyond belief and I'm in a ton of pain.
heyho
02-21-2016, 08:22 PM
^^yikes, I'm so sorry, hope you're feeling better!
Today I got on c2c with some naked guy who had a rubber pussy suctioned to his wardrobe mirror. He was fucking it so hard I could see the mirror bending and wobbling with each thrust. I kept doing my show but inside I was like
Dude. That mirror gon break. You gon get glass shards all over your penis. All up in your fake rubber pussy. Your dick gonna get shredded brooooo.
https://49.media.tumblr.com/144e69f0deb89da67b069e88d6c5bf0c/tumblr_o2tv8mrTkn1v5dqido1_400.gif
It didn't break though, lucky. Thought I was about to watch something similar to that Saw scene where the woman's hands are stuck in a box and she can't pull them out because the blades would shred her wrists.
Chellyinparadise
02-21-2016, 11:00 PM
This guy had me give my foot a blow job, stockings, heels, and all. I scratched under my right eye with a stiletto so badly. It's swollen beyond belief and I'm in a ton of pain.
sorry you hurt yourself, hope you feel better soon.
Chellyinparadise
02-21-2016, 11:07 PM
This is no joke but i honestly thought it was until he kept asking me to do it... Guy takes me into a show, a reg ive had do shows with me before and never mentioned or hinted to me that he had any kind of idea of this type of show.. so were getting into it and im doing oral for a bit and all is well until he says.. can you do some roleplay with me.. so im thinking cool.. why not.. shows going well, then he says can you pretend when i cum that it is poisonous and i shoot venom in your mouth and you die from my poisonous cum? So i start laughing thinking hes joking, but nope.. so i try to ignore him and continue with the show, and he says please pretend to die for me im about to cum and i ignore again.. and he keeps asking over and over so i say to him.. sorry we cant do that type of roleplay and he says ok can we just do normal show like we always do.. im about to finish.. pretty hard to continue when im laughing so hard..
Then i get another dude same night, and asks.. can we do a roleplay so im thinking sure it will be something normal. so he says can you roleplay that im tarzan and i sweep you from the jungle and have my way with you.. he stayed a few mins then said i just like to say that then leaves.. HAHA i dont know i was so glad a big spender came in and saved my night and i logged off after i was done lol..
Glamourmilf
02-22-2016, 11:34 AM
This is no joke but i honestly thought it was until he kept asking me to do it... Guy takes me into a show, a reg ive had do shows with me before and never mentioned or hinted to me that he had any kind of idea of this type of show.. so were getting into it and im doing oral for a bit and all is well until he says.. can you do some roleplay with me.. so im thinking cool.. why not.. shows going well, then he says can you pretend when i cum that it is poisonous and i shoot venom in your mouth and you die from my poisonous cum? So i start laughing thinking hes joking, but nope.. so i try to ignore him and continue with the show, and he says please pretend to die for me im about to cum and i ignore again.. and he keeps asking over and over so i say to him.. sorry we cant do that type of roleplay and he says ok can we just do normal show like we always do.. im about to finish.. pretty hard to continue when im laughing so hard..
Then i get another dude same night, and asks.. can we do a roleplay so im thinking sure it will be something normal. so he says can you roleplay that im tarzan and i sweep you from the jungle and have my way with you.. he stayed a few mins then said i just like to say that then leaves.. HAHA i dont know i was so glad a big spender came in and saved my night and i logged off after i was done lol..
Whenever i hear the word 'Roleplay', i hold my breath.
I used to love doing them,,,u know, sexy professor, seducing neighbor, naughty nurse, pouncing cougar,etc.
But lately, their requests are usually something that is against the sites rules.
Chellyinparadise
02-22-2016, 12:19 PM
Whenever i hear the word 'Roleplay', i hold my breath.
I used to love doing them,,,u know, sexy professor, seducing neighbor, naughty nurse, pouncing cougar,etc.
But lately, their requests are usually something that is against the sites rules.
Yea it is majority of the time i agree, thats why i try and ask before we do anything but sometimes they throw you a curve ball haha
Glamourmilf
02-22-2016, 12:39 PM
Yea it is majority of the time i agree, thats why i try and ask before we do anything but sometimes they throw you a curve ball haha
It's a shame, really. I enjoy doing roleplays, because for me, they keep things from becoming boring.
But for now it's going to have to be, me bent over twerking my ass for hours on end. Ouch!
freyasnecklace
02-22-2016, 06:23 PM
This is no joke but i honestly thought it was until he kept asking me to do it... Guy takes me into a show, a reg ive had do shows with me before and never mentioned or hinted to me that he had any kind of idea of this type of show.. so were getting into it and im doing oral for a bit and all is well until he says.. can you do some roleplay with me.. so im thinking cool.. why not.. shows going well, then he says can you pretend when i cum that it is poisonous and i shoot venom in your mouth and you die from my poisonous cum? So i start laughing thinking hes joking, but nope.. so i try to ignore him and continue with the show, and he says please pretend to die for me im about to cum and i ignore again.. and he keeps asking over and over so i say to him.. sorry we cant do that type of roleplay and he says ok can we just do normal show like we always do.. im about to finish.. pretty hard to continue when im laughing so hard..
Then i get another dude same night, and asks.. can we do a roleplay so im thinking sure it will be something normal. so he says can you roleplay that im tarzan and i sweep you from the jungle and have my way with you.. he stayed a few mins then said i just like to say that then leaves.. HAHA i dont know i was so glad a big spender came in and saved my night and i logged off after i was done lol..
Um Fuck yes. Send them my way lol. That sounds fun. "Shoot your poison load down my throat" hahahaha.
Amazing.
Chellyinparadise
02-22-2016, 06:42 PM
Um Fuck yes. Send them my way lol. That sounds fun. "Shoot your poison load down my throat" hahahaha.
Amazing.
Haha it was too weird for me to pretend to die on cam and i was concerned about the TOS for sm not worth losing my account better to be safe then sorry. lol
sovereignv
02-23-2016, 02:10 AM
I love doing weird and unusual roleplays, I've pretended to die on cam before. This guy wanted me to pretend to be some evil supervillainess challenging him to a duel. So I got my old broken violin bow out and pretended to fence him with it while taunting him and mocking him. At the end of it he "stabbed" me and I died very dramatically, crying out - "How could I be defeated by such a loser???" Great fun. I doubt anyone could take that little melodrama seriously enough to be pissed off about it.
I do sometimes dread the roleplay requests though, either "What's your favourite roleplay?" (ugh) or they always come through with some creepy incest shit. Or guys who are like... "Can we roleplay that you're masturbating??" Buddy...
Glamourmilf
02-23-2016, 11:24 AM
A new custie asked if I would join him and his wife in a homemade porn they are going to make.
Aw, how sweet of them to want to include me.::)
Yeah, um...NO!!!:no_way::no_way: