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Chellyinparadise
02-23-2016, 03:15 PM
I love doing weird and unusual roleplays, I've pretended to die on cam before. This guy wanted me to pretend to be some evil supervillainess challenging him to a duel. So I got my old broken violin bow out and pretended to fence him with it while taunting him and mocking him. At the end of it he "stabbed" me and I died very dramatically, crying out - "How could I be defeated by such a loser???" Great fun. I doubt anyone could take that little melodrama seriously enough to be pissed off about it.
I do sometimes dread the roleplay requests though, either "What's your favourite roleplay?" (ugh) or they always come through with some creepy incest shit. Or guys who are like... "Can we roleplay that you're masturbating??" Buddy...
Haha im sure that was alot of fun for you some guys have some pretty wild imaginations.Yea i agree its like when they ask do you do roleplay and you think oh wonder what this is going to be now.. lol
Chellyinparadise
02-23-2016, 03:17 PM
A new custie asked if I would join him and his wife in a homemade porn they are going to make.
Aw, how sweet of them to want to include me.::)
Yeah, um...NO!!!:no_way::no_way:
HAHA this cracked me up.
nattyfetish
02-24-2016, 03:08 AM
lol i have seen couples on c2c before... It is uncomfortable at first but I find it so damn much fun after ! and they always stay a lot in private. And I just watch most of the times & comment haha. Homemade porn tough ? I don't think i would like that either: just keep it for yourself guys !
SimoneGray
02-25-2016, 01:18 AM
I had my first real fetish guy on SM. It was great.
Glamourmilf
02-25-2016, 10:51 AM
HAHA this cracked me up.
He just booked another show for Friday, when he gets paid.
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." :camera: Haha!
Chellyinparadise
02-25-2016, 11:43 AM
He just booked another show for Friday, when he gets paid.
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." :camera: Haha!
Thats good you got another show, you always make me laugh maybe it will be easy show if you just keep the cam on the closeup.. good idea,be like the dentist says.. open wide or hell you be the director and tell them what to do easy that way as well and still making money haha
LilyAnderson
02-25-2016, 12:03 PM
The last time I was on cam, I was doing a breast worship session. I was rubbing on them and got a foot cramp and started moaning in pain...sub thinks I came from rubbing my breasts. ������ do any guys know how the female body works?
I lol'd at this, but I've orgasmed from just breast play :,) Not totally out of the realm!
Sunnylexie
02-25-2016, 01:42 PM
Today was a morons galore. I was pissed off already at all the SAS I had to read, when someone took me pvt and asked what size were the biggest and the smallest cocks I'd had. And there I lost it.
Me: *grabbing a notepad with my measurements from the crafting/camming cabinet* Ok give me a minute, I need to consult my book of cock statistics.
Him: lol do you actually have one?
Me: *in a surprised voice* Well, all of us do! For your info, ladies' handbags include a special pocket to store condoms *take a pack from the camming drawer*, a ruler *get one out of a crafting drawer* and a book to maintain the records! *point at the measurement book*. Well, rulers are actually for newbies. This *show a slide caliper* is more accurate. Size queens use tailor meters *show one*.
Him:...
Me: Wait, have you never been measured? That's a shame, means you haven't been with a real woman yet! A smart lady keeps records of all her dicks, so if a man asks what's the biggest dick she's had or how big his cock is on the 1 to 10 scale, she can give him a quick and accurate answer!
Him: Lol you must be kidding me.
Me: Well yes I am. We don't measure cocks. In fact, I have no idea what size was the biggest one I've had.
Him: *tips 20 Gold* Well got to admit it was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks!
freyasnecklace
02-25-2016, 04:16 PM
Cammed on Skype with another cam model and a dude with a gigantic penis. It was neat. NOW my SPH guy and him want to do a show together where I cuckold the SPH guy and talk about the other dude's massive dick. $$ Sweet
MamacitaJacky
02-25-2016, 05:27 PM
Not really anything. I haven't been making much money... I've been kind of depressed and been going through hella stress, I think it's starting to show on camera how unhappy I've been lately. It sucks!!!
SaraLaughs
03-03-2016, 03:18 PM
The last time I cammed a dude tipped me $20 to take 2 custom photos and I looked today on my Project Maenad profile page- he hasn't looked at it once yet. o.O
MayaMonroe
03-03-2016, 04:27 PM
I wonder how long that takes! I just googled it and read that about 1% of the female population are able to achieve orgasm from breast/nipple stimulation. I'm sure it takes longer than the 3 minutes I was in EXCL...my favorite part was when the guy was like, "when you came, I exploded." Damn you foot cramp! I could've had a much longer show *sips water*
Anytime time a guys says he wants me to domme him without being specific, I always do some strict form of JOI. All the domination sluts that I have had that are experienced are usually a lot more specific about what they want (i.e. can you give me sph? do you do cbt? etc)
I guess I'm that 1%...I can cum by simply brushing my nipples, rubbing them, punching them, having them licked. I love it.
I'm kind of backwards...I JUST learned how to cum from penetration:-X
Last time I was on cam this guy wanted me to see his cam so he can show me his "9 inch cock" but either I wasn't seeing the option to do this or he wasn't seeing it. We spent about 20 minutes in private going back and forth with each other saying "I don't see an option for it on my end." He ended up ending the private and watching me in free chat...I felt bad. He ended up tipping me again as he was leaving and said how he was going to fantasy about me while fucking his wife. :O<---literally my face after that comment.
sovereignv
03-04-2016, 01:48 PM
Last time I cammed (before today) I was having a dreadful time. Somebody asked me for a meet and I responded by looking so absolutely despondent that he actually took me into exclusive chat for two minutes just to apologize. :beady:
Today I came across someone with a heart fetish which was new even to me. He had me roleplay that I was a heart-obsessed succubus seducing him by describing my heart and then pulling his heart out of his chest and adding it to my collection. I love that I can do stuff like this with a completely straight face. Unusual roleplays are the best. He was very satisfied, hehe.
Sunnylexie
03-04-2016, 01:53 PM
My room topic on SM says "Hot topic: Fallout 4".
Tried a Fallout 4 roleplay with someone.
Ended up arguing on how the BoS jumpsuit worked aka how one undoes those.
Agreed to meet the next day I'm on after having gamed some for the reference.
I'm in the game now, and can't figure it out.
kortneykay
03-04-2016, 02:59 PM
The last time I cammed (which was last night) I felt like shit. I was super bloated and crabby but I pushed my ass on cam. Shark week decided to get heavy during a show where I bled through my tampon and onto my very white office chair. >< Thankfully I played it off and the customer stayed longer than expected. I'm afraid he saw but left 5 stars so no worry there. I wanted to clean up and log off but instead I cleaned up and got myself the fuck back on.
Thinking that it would be a long, drawn out shift I decided to change my rates back to $9.99/8.99 and glad I did. No one complained about my rates and lots of clients surprised me by taking me pvt and exl. Weirdly I didn't get any tips for twerking but all the shows made up for a goldless shift. I also got long texts sessions, a few phone sessions, and some awesome affiliate cash from my other eggs. All good came from me just putting myself out there to receive even though I felt like shit.
Also, the weed helped and I noticed I was on the 1st row for the first time ever even though it was short lived. I dropped back down to rows 5 or so but these last few weeks have me the highest on SM I've ever been. The last time I cammed was wonderful.
LustyLark
03-05-2016, 03:11 AM
Today was a morons galore. I was pissed off already at all the SAS I had to read, when someone took me pvt and asked what size were the biggest and the smallest cocks I'd had. And there I lost it.
Me: *grabbing a notepad with my measurements from the crafting/camming cabinet* Ok give me a minute, I need to consult my book of cock statistics.
Him: lol do you actually have one?
Me: *in a surprised voice* Well, all of us do! For your info, ladies' handbags include a special pocket to store condoms *take a pack from the camming drawer*, a ruler *get one out of a crafting drawer* and a book to maintain the records! *point at the measurement book*. Well, rulers are actually for newbies. This *show a slide caliper* is more accurate. Size queens use tailor meters *show one*.
Him:...
Me: Wait, have you never been measured? That's a shame, means you haven't been with a real woman yet! A smart lady keeps records of all her dicks, so if a man asks what's the biggest dick she's had or how big his cock is on the 1 to 10 scale, she can give him a quick and accurate answer!
Him: Lol you must be kidding me.
Me: Well yes I am. We don't measure cocks. In fact, I have no idea what size was the biggest one I've had.
Him: *tips 20 Gold* Well got to admit it was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thanks!
Why do guys ask this? I usually say to them, "when was the last time a girl you fucked said wait a minute I need to measure you and took out a measuring tape." Like seriously, this just doesn't happen. And then they respond, "well, can you guess?" Sure, I can guess but I am very terrible at guessing sizes unless it comes to boobs because at least then I have a frame of reference. Or sometimes if I am in a goofy mood, I will say 15 inches with a completely neutral face.
kortneykay
03-05-2016, 01:57 PM
The last time I cammed was peculiarly slow. I logged onto SM for about 50 min and got no pvts or tips whatsoever. I decided to log off but stay on my other sites. Surprisingly one of my phone lines I rarely log into was popping with an easy reg. He kept calling so much I ended up making $100 off of him alone. I'm hoping to make it happen a lot more as he's always looking for me but I've been super lazy when it comes to pso work. I also got a quickie indy show but that was about it. I ended up crashing super early in the morning but I'm glad I got on even thought I didn't make my goal. Looking forward to this crazy next 170 days where I plan on challenging myself to do better so that the last time I cam will be great.
DelishIrish
03-05-2016, 09:38 PM
Yep, I told a guy I don't know ANY women who have measured their lover's penis. I was like, Really? You really think we do this? Why do presumably mostly straight guys come in here wanting to talk about dicks dicks dicks? He said it's a pride thing, I'm like no it's a juvenile, insecure thing.
Silly boys
NicoleNichols
03-05-2016, 09:42 PM
Was in the middle of an exclusive show, pounding myself. Got up to switch positions and nearly tripped, and breathed through my nose really hard and shot a snot rocket all over my keyboard. He left. Whoops lol
Sunnylexie
03-06-2016, 12:38 AM
Whenever i hear the word 'Roleplay', i hold my breath.
I used to love doing them,,,u know, sexy professor, seducing neighbor, naughty nurse, pouncing cougar,etc.
But lately, their requests are usually something that is against the sites rules.
When they ask what kinds of roleplay you like, most of the times it's them looking for something illegal but unwilling to be the first ones to bring it up (because they know damn well it can get them reported). I usually answer "safe and legal". Sometimes, when I'm in a goofy mood, I suggest outright weird roleplays just for gits and shiggles (like game/anime/fantasy characters or a reversed porn scenario where the plumber is a woman and the client is a nerdy guy). Sometimes the tactics works - for example, it got me the guys who had me play a shapeshifting tentacle monster alien and a girl from a Romanian brothel who was in fact a 500-year-old Transylvanian vampire.
Glamourmilf
03-07-2016, 05:16 PM
A new custie with the screen name 'GloveLover' wanted me to put on latex gloves.
During the Exclusive as I was putting them on, I wanted to add to the dead silence, so I said,
"If the glove does not fit,You must acquit."
Apparently he didn't think that was funny, and logged out.
Oh, well.:rotfl::rotfl:
meme88
03-15-2016, 09:33 PM
Lol I've been looking for the perfect thread to put this in, cuz I've gotta share the hilariousness of what just happened. So I'm in the middle of a private on cams. I live alone so I had the door to my room open. The front of my body is facing the door, while my ass was facing the computer behind me. I'm minding my business while showing off my lady parts when all the sudden out of the corner of my eye on the screen, I see a man in dark clothing standing in my door way!!! Mind you, I'm turned around looking at the computer behind me.... So my heart literally drops inside of my chest.... I live alone so I'm like a deer in head lights freaking out on the inside, my face probably turned to stone and I was scared as shit to turn around because I'm trying to figure out how quickly I can go from playing with myself to grabbing the nearest weapon..... and then I moved my head..... and I noticed that it wasn't a man in the doorway.....It was my long ass hair behind me, and the position I was standing in made it appear to be centered right in my doorway . smh dude in my private left... either because he came, or the freaked out look on my face scared him off. I had to log off after that, cuz even though I was having a good ass laugh at myself, I was physically shaking....
Glamourmilf
03-17-2016, 11:28 PM
I had a repeat customer on SM, Take me private But there were so many peepers I suggested he take me to exclusive. But while he was waiting in my chat room so many guys Started coming into my private and kept me there for 20 minutes. When I came back to chat, he had disappeared. And then I had to log out to have dinner so boo hoo for me .Oh well, at least I made a good amount of money from the people that were in there for the longest time.
Chellyinparadise
03-17-2016, 11:34 PM
A new custie with the screen name 'GloveLover' wanted me to put on latex gloves.
During the Exclusive as I was putting them on, I wanted to add to the dead silence, so I said,
"If the glove does not fit,You must acquit."
Apparently he didn't think that was funny, and logged out.
Oh, well.:rotfl::rotfl:
This was too funny atleast you got a laugh i liked it haha
Glamourmilf
03-17-2016, 11:56 PM
This was too funny atleast you got a laugh i liked it haha
Lol! Ive been waiting 20 yrs to use that line. #FinallyRelevant
AlyssaJane
03-21-2016, 04:00 AM
A new custie with the screen name 'GloveLover' wanted me to put on latex gloves.
During the Exclusive as I was putting them on, I wanted to add to the dead silence, so I said,
"If the glove does not fit,You must acquit."
Apparently he didn't think that was funny, and logged out.
Oh, well.:rotfl::rotfl:
Wonder if it's the same glove guy I get. He likes me to wear medical gloves and give a handjob being his dominate doctor. I actually adore that guy and keep latex gloves in stock just for him. That line is pretty fantastic tho:judge:
Glamourmilf
03-26-2016, 12:17 AM
After a reg asked me to cancel a gold show, because he was high on coke and had a limp dick, a.k.a. he will be in the exclusive a long time. *wink wink*
I cancel the show. He takes me exclusive...for 1 minute and a half, then logs out.
Bitch!!:gnasher:
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 12:32 AM
After a reg asked me to cancel a gold show, because he was high on coke and had a limp dick, a.k.a. he will be in the exclusive a long time. *wink wink*
I cancel the show. He takes me exclusive...for 1 minute and a half, then logs out.
Bitch!!:gnasher:
What an asshole, sorry he did that i used to have a guy do those kind of shows, he was stroking half limp the whole time never got hard because he was smoking crack or so he said. He vanished havent seen him in a long time. Id be pissed if he did that esp cancelling a gold show for that bullshit.
Glamourmilf
03-26-2016, 01:22 AM
What an asshole, sorry he did that i used to have a guy do those kind of shows, he was stroking half limp the whole time never got hard because he was smoking crack or so he said. He vanished havent seen him in a long time. Id be pissed if he did that esp cancelling a gold show for that bullshit.
IKR? Here I was thinking he would get me to my goal. But...there is a chance that he just got disconnected. I had another reg who was only in prvt. for a minute.
I don't know about anybody else, but lately I've been getting a lot of guys coming in my chat who haven't bought a show since 2011, or 2012. Some buy, some I have to ban. Odd.
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 01:32 AM
IKR? Here I was thinking he would get me to my goal. But...there is a chance that he just got disconnected. I had another reg who was only in prvt. for a minute.
I don't know about anybody else, but lately I've been getting a lot of guys coming in my chat who haven't bought a show since 2011, or 2012. Some buy, some I have to ban. Odd.
Yea its possible theres been alot who get disconnected, but yea i also have alot recently that have came in since awhile back as well. It is odd.
SimoneGray
03-26-2016, 04:41 AM
The last time I cammed someone made me laugh til the tears ran because they wrote a ridiculous erotic story for me in free chat. It was pretty awesome.
Rispy_Girl
03-26-2016, 11:50 AM
Yep, I told a guy I don't know ANY women who have measured their lover's penis. I was like, Really? You really think we do this? Why do presumably mostly straight guys come in here wanting to talk about dicks dicks dicks? He said it's a pride thing, I'm like no it's a juvenile, insecure thing.
Silly boys
Lol I actually measured my guys and coincidentally the biggest I had been with. His idea of how big he was was completely unrealistic. He thought he was maybe 5 inches at most. Yeah, no, he was almost 8 lol.
Glamourmilf
03-26-2016, 11:58 AM
Yea its possible theres been alot who get disconnected, but yea i also have alot recently that have came in since awhile back as well. It is odd.
Odd, indeed. Those lost souls usually make their yearly appearance during my slow summer months.
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 12:14 PM
Odd, indeed. Those lost souls usually make their yearly appearance during my slow summer months.
A few do shows again but a majority just sit and say nothing, time for a ban if they wont say hi or spend anymore, dont have time for that just creeps me out they sit and do nothing.
Glamourmilf
03-26-2016, 12:53 PM
A few do shows again but a majority just sit and say nothing, time for a ban if they wont say hi or spend anymore, dont have time for that just creeps me out they sit and do nothing.
Agree. I ban more than not.
Those guys who sit and stare creep me out too.
I realize maybe some have walked away from their screen. But, really bugs me.
SweetJulia
03-27-2016, 12:50 PM
Ugh, I had an Indian. I'm not racist, they've just been awful clients in every facet of the adult business.
anonymous camgirl
03-27-2016, 01:36 PM
I concur,.. I can't say that I am racist.. I mean I like indian food, yoga and everything else..lmao.. but they are terrible clients.. and when I was telemarketing we skipped all names Patel! because they never bought anything... at least they do buy cam shows though.. Cant stand middle east guys either.. to bossy
Ugh, I had an Indian. I'm not racist, they've just been awful clients in every facet of the adult business.
gingerstcyr
03-27-2016, 05:21 PM
The last time I cammed this happened......I got suspended for 2 days. LOL. Glad it was the two days I normally take off.
freyasnecklace
03-27-2016, 05:32 PM
I concur,.. I can't say that I am racist.. I mean I like indian food, yoga and everything else..lmao.. but they are terrible clients.. and when I was telemarketing we skipped all names Patel! because they never bought anything... at least they do buy cam shows though.. Cant stand middle east guys either.. to bossy
My Indian reg haggles every time, but always ends up paying my rate lol. He also just wants my to zoom in SUPER close to my vagina and occasionally slap it.
Jinxxi_
03-27-2016, 11:09 PM
So just finished camming for the night on MFC. Been camming on there on and off for a few weeks but have been more consistent the last few days. So today some dude asks me about my hobbies and I mentioned that I scuba dive. He then goes on my wishlist and the says my new scuba gear should arrive on Tuesday (over $500 dollars worth). He didn't ask for anything in return. How serious should I take this? I'm trying not to get excited because it seems like a scam just to boost his ego. Anyone ever have this happen and actually have it work out? You know. Hope springs eternal type of situation :/
freyasnecklace
03-28-2016, 05:28 AM
So just finished camming for the night on MFC. Been camming on there on and off for a few weeks but have been more consistent the last few days. So today some dude asks me about my hobbies and I mentioned that I scuba dive. He then goes on my wishlist and the says my new scuba gear should arrive on Tuesday (over $500 dollars worth). He didn't ask for anything in return. How serious should I take this? I'm trying not to get excited because it seems like a scam just to boost his ego. Anyone ever have this happen and actually have it work out? You know. Hope springs eternal type of situation :/
Yes, and if he's actually done it-- he will know you're going to wait for it to actually arrive before you boost his ego.
GeezLouise
03-28-2016, 06:19 AM
Last time I cammed, I guess someone with a foot fetish came into my chat..
He came in, didn't even say hello. Just said "feet".
When I asked him questions he just answered with "feet".
Then when I showed him my feet, slowing stroking them and teasing him before taking my socks off, he said "feet".
So when I finally showed him my feet, he said "feet".
After a few seconds I removed my feet from the view and he then said "feet".
I was just like..
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/for_fucks_sake_jimmy_carr.gif
and kicked him out.
SimoneGray
03-28-2016, 07:18 AM
Last time I cammed, which was yesterday, I let the contest on SM get under my skin, and ended up hating what was actually a really good money day for me. Definitely not going to do that again.
LoraDoll
03-28-2016, 07:34 AM
Last time i cammed, someone asked in free chat: "what s ur favorite roleplay in pvt bb?"
I wanted to say that:
me as a godess, doin nothing, while u tip and tip more , pay a shitload of money. Maybe some humilating in the meanwhile, so i can tell u, how much i hate u, and how boring u are. U in, bb?
Well, i had a feeling not this is what he want to hear, so i stayed silent, instead of giving him free dirty talk.
I m not new to this dude, fuck off. :D
AlyssaJane
03-28-2016, 08:58 AM
Ugh, I had an Indian. I'm not racist, they've just been awful clients in every facet of the adult business.
Send them my way. I tend to do very well with Indian people, maybe because of my obsession with the culture. I have a fantastic domme lady from India who always does awesome long sessions. Freakin love her!
Chellyinparadise
03-28-2016, 11:45 AM
I was given tons of hate but the one thing that cracks me up is when they use the age thing trying to get under my skin..
Troll: You should change your pics thats deceiving what did you take those 20 yrs ago
Me: Haha i actually took that recently but hell even if i did i look just like it and even better live on cam than my pics damn i age well if that was 20 yrs ago..
They keep going on and im laughing at them...
Glamourmilf
03-28-2016, 11:53 AM
Ugh, I had an Indian. I'm not racist, they've just been awful clients in every facet of the adult business.
In my experience, In EVERY facet of EVERY business.
jackiebee
03-28-2016, 01:56 PM
Last time I cammed...
Prior to turning on my cam I was cleaning my vibe, not paying attention and sprayed myself full in the face with sex toy cleaner.
SuperPookie
03-28-2016, 05:20 PM
Wonder if it's the same glove guy I get. He likes me to wear medical gloves and give a handjob being his dominate doctor. I actually adore that guy and keep latex gloves in stock just for him. That line is pretty fantastic tho:judge:
I get him to. He's cool but if I do a show with him again I'm going to have a hard time not using your line. That's pretty frigging funny :D
SweetJulia
03-28-2016, 07:11 PM
Really unusual guy who wanted me to do nothing but put cheese slices-American cheese only! On my boobs and just stand there.