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AnotherLily
09-22-2014, 09:24 PM
Dear Cam customer,
Thank you for never leaving a dick pic in any of the messages that you've sent me, thanks for stopping by my room and giving gold even when you don't have time for a show, and thank you for treating me like an actual human being and respecting my time. You sir are an oasis in a desert. Now the rest of you f**kers, tighten up.
MsBellaSpanxx
09-22-2014, 09:44 PM
Ugh. I just got this guy in my inbox today! Now I know to tell him where to go...
Thanks! xx
Oh here's a gem from my SM inbox a few weeks back:
"Hey there,
i am actually a model on here too and I am looking for a partner. If you are from the NY area or So Cal and are interested in doing a few couples shows for extra $$ hit me up."
This email was sent to me twice. I didn't respond (the person had lurked in my room for a while before then), but internally:
Dear Not-Actually-A-Cam-Model Dude:
Your name is NYFootball. You have not linked me to a performer account. I clearly have not stated I live in either area while on cam. I have expressed no desire for a partner. You have now sent me this email twice. Your efforts to get me to contact you freely for what is most likely a scam are idiotic. Please go die now.
XOXO
Issa
P.S. If you're actually a model, you'd do better PMing ladies on SW as a verified model.
Issabelle
09-22-2014, 10:21 PM
Dear Cam Customers (And Men In General),
You drive me to drink.
XOXO,
Issa
P.S. Yes, I'm half a bottle of moscato to the wind right now.
SimoneGray
09-23-2014, 05:00 AM
^^ Ooh moscato... :D lol its also my go-to drink sometimes.
Dear cam customer,
Don't you DARE come into my room and start saying that you were a successful cam guy on SM when you were in college and the POST HOW MUCH YOU MADE. Fuck you, i do not tolerate money talk in my room. Also, fuck you for posting that female camgirls make $1000-$1400 a week as well, in front of my customers. None of them were regs and all of them left saying that if that is how much I make, I do not need their help. You know why you got banned, but now I'm the one doing damage control. Fuck you truly, fuck you.
Sincerely, Simone.
beauvoir
09-23-2014, 07:27 PM
Dear cam customer,
I really appreciated tonight. The money you dropped.. you have no idea. I can now buy the dental work I needed doing. It was very kind of you to go above and beyond in generosity.
However, I am not obligated to tell you the ins and outs of my life. I will lie to maintain professional caution and I am not obliged, to anyone ever, to justify why I don't tell perfect strangers what university I go to, where my parents live, or what airline I am flying on. I'm sure you are a nice guy, as nice as you keep telling me you are, but however butthurt you are that I won't divulge information which is none of your business, please respect the fact that I've dealt with abusers, women-haters and stalkers who also told me they were nice, then threatened to kill me. So... quiet.
beauvoir
SimoneGray
09-23-2014, 07:51 PM
Dear cam customer..
I do appreciate if you have helpful advice from me if I am new on a site. But don't get offended if I don't fall all over myself with gratefulness, I tend to place more stock in the advice of my fellow ladies that cam, than you.
Sincerely, Simone
farrah_tinytot
09-23-2014, 10:05 PM
Dear creeper with entitlement issues-
I know exactly what you were doing when you gave me what appeared to be a tracking number from western union and just "needed a location to send it to." I'm not stupid; you're fishing for my address and the last thing I want is to open my door one day to some dude with flowers in one hand and a gun in the other. You are the entire reason why A. I won't ever be submissive to any customer again, and B. I also refuse to listen to someone via audio. Nothing churned my stomach more than hearing the sick pleasure in your voice that you got from trying to humiliate me. That's something I will never put up with again. I should thank you for helping me establish my boundaries.
Also, I am disturbed by your very odd fascination with lesbianism and your strange philosophy that ALL women are secretly lesbians and men are only meant for procreation. You realize that applies to you as well, right? I had to have a few drinks just to try and suppress the memory of you talking to me like you're trying to explain sex to a child, and meanwhile you're getting off to it, you sick fuck! The cherry on the cake was your poor attempt at trying to obtain my address via promises to wire me thousands of dollars, if I'd just give out my personal information and trust you. I'm not stupid, sir. Naive and desperate at times, but not stupid.
Oh! And when you say things like "I'm just testing you to see how submissive you can be, do all of this extra creepy shit for free" that just SCREAMS to me that you're a broke bastard. STOP trying to take advantage of girls who are here to make a legitimate living by talking us into freebies and trying to trick us into giving out our personal info. You're exactly what's wrong with this business and Jesus fuck I hate men like you. If I knew you in real life I wouldn't even spit on you
JuliAnne333
09-24-2014, 02:27 AM
Dear Guy who has watched way too much porn:
Just because I tell you I do not do anal does not mean you need to reply back that, "I must have done it wrong, or haven't had the right person do it to me, or I just need practice to get 'used' to it." Some women just do not like things in their anal cavity. For me, it makes me feel as though I am going to pass a BM and we all know how sexy that would be on cam. Also, not every woman can squirt, much less SQUIRT ON COMMAND WITHIN THE FIRST MINUTE YOU ARE IN PRIVATE!
Darling, you need to get out more, unplug the VCR, DVD and computer because your "reality" of what turns women on and what they like is quite distorted.
Also, just because I am 52 doesn't mean I am a Cougar, Lynx, Lion or Panther looking for young penis. I had a young penis already. That was when I was 18. I know what young penis can and cannot do and it really just doesn't matter to me. So stop trying to convince me I need a young cock. Cock is Cock is Cock is Cock in my world. If you have seen one, you have seen them all. The only cock that is even remotely interesting to me is one that is attached to a man I am in love with. And, sadly for you, you aren't him.
Also, QUIT asking me what I like to do in private. If I answered honestly, you would never go private. Come to private and maybe then I will tell you or even be nice enough to show you what I would do. LOL
Sincerely,
Geriatric Cam Woman
JulieAnne333 - I think I love you!!! LOL Actually I totally agree with every word.
SimoneGray
09-25-2014, 01:28 PM
Dear cam customers...
you are EVERY SINGLE ONE of these people...wow.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/18-tinder-messages-that-went-from-0-to-100-real-quick?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp#3ndjn4h
I laughed so hard and then got sad at all of you.
Sincerely, Simone
anonymous camgirl
09-25-2014, 02:43 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
You cannot actually be my customer unless you buy a show or tip, until then you are a free loading weasel.
Yours Truly,
Depressed/Stressed Camgirl
SweetJulia
09-25-2014, 02:52 PM
Dear C2C custie,
In the past few sessions, you have sprained your ankle, gotten carparal tunnel, and given yourself a bloody nose feverishly masturbating. Wrap yourself in bubble wrap so I can continue to drain your wallet.
Signed,
You're lucky I'm a (very hot) nurse
Dear Mr. Compliments,
I like cash. I work for cash. If you don't have any, go steal some. Or just go away.
Signed,
Money hungry cunt
NikkiMonroe
09-25-2014, 08:14 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
Who tip me for nothing, who wait through 30 minute + shows for your time with me, who tell me you hate/love how popular I am, who make me actually laugh, who give in to MY weird kinks and fetishes because you want to get me off too, thank you for making my days so great, even when I'm sick, and sniffly and have no make up on. You guys mean the world to me.
xoxoNikkiMonroe
SimoneGray
09-25-2014, 08:47 PM
Dear cam customers...
Stop pretending to be models on SM. Five of you in on night? Nine this week? Nah uh...ya'll are lying. Stop.
Sincerely, Simone
The Scarlet Letter
09-26-2014, 01:02 AM
Dear cam customers,
It's really not that difficult. It's not rocket science. I don't know why you make it such a painstaking process. Tip for requests. Buy a show for naughty fun. I do really appreciate it when you do. What I don't appreciate is when you cry, beg, and attempt to swindle me into doing/showing you something for nothing. How can I forget when you then try to pull the "oh you're only in it for the money" manipulation tactic? You go on then to justify yourself with the phrase "well can't blame a guy for trying." Yes I can. This is my job. If I came to your work environment pulling this crap you wouldn't appreciate me doing what you are trying to do to me. "C'mon computerguybb fix my laptop up for free. Consider like test drive or a free sample. If I like, I MIGHT (most likely not) pay"....."C'mon sexy handymanfella fix my water heater at no charge! Heh heh heh I MAY conduct business with you IF you're good enough at what you do"....."Hey hotandhornytaxaccountant do my taxes at no charge, ALL the other tax guys are doing it." You can't? You won't? Aw man! You're only in it for the money and well you can't blame a gal for trying, right? ;) I guarantee you wouldn't be amused, nor am I when you pull this BS. Please respect my time and my efforts as much as you'd like someone to appreciate yours.
Thanks a bunch,
Cam performer who needs to make a living too.
Glamourmilf
09-26-2014, 08:30 AM
Dear cam freeloaders/customers.... Why do You make me want to do this to You for popping in and out of my chat, EVERYTIME I'm online, and NEVER buying a show, yet demand something all the f'ing time? All I'm going to do is ban You, silly PRICK!39103
cam_girl40
09-27-2014, 05:58 AM
Dear Cam Customer:
You saved my sanity on College Football Saturday when you took me exclusive, turned on your cam in your pretty pink panties, then turned around to show me the shirt you were wearing was that of my team's rival. There was nothing more fun than getting to call you all type of insulting names per your request. A die hard College Football fan talks smack pretty much an entire season, if not throughout their life and never gets paid for the opportunity. I also thank you for allowing me to take a pic of you, pink panties and that team's shirt and suggesting I post it online during rivalry week in November.
I do appreciate the fact you listen in my open chats and realize what a College Football fan I am, and how loyal I am to my favorite team. You're the best!!!!!!
Ms.Lacey
09-27-2014, 07:29 AM
Dear Assholes/Freeloaders,
Im sorry your father didn't make your mother swallow you :(
anonymous camgirl
09-27-2014, 07:59 AM
Dear Cam Customers,
I will be logging on shortly for you to adorn me with all your GOLD, Dollar bills, and tokens. I expect you to put a smile on my face for every minute I grace you with my presence.
Sincerely,
A Cam Goddess of Epic Proportion.
audritwo
09-27-2014, 02:20 PM
Dear people who lost their card, suffering from identity theft, or jjust plain broke,
I just want to say thank you for letting me know not to waste my time on you. I of course will give you all the attention you obviously need in private, once you fix you financial problem. That being said, don't think I will tolerate you sitting in my room talking trying to fap for free. I will only care about you penis if you take me to private.
In the meantime, go fuck yourself.
Zero kisses,
Audri
Jassi
09-27-2014, 04:10 PM
Dear cam customers
I can see that your account has 12 cents, and when it has 80 dollars and when you have nothing.
It's tacky to ask me to show you my ass--then you will tip me, or take me private.
Even when I'm flat broke or in need--I don't go around trying to get something for nothing.
I like you guys that tip me regular though--just because you think I look great--make my day
aleciaxxx
09-27-2014, 07:17 PM
Dear cam customer,
listen to TLC no scrubs
No, I don't want your number, no I don't wanna give you mine and no I don't wanna meet you no where, no I don't want none of your time! lmao seriously fuck you!
kortneykay
09-27-2014, 08:56 PM
Dear Sincerest Cam Customers,
Thank you so much for your generosity, especially in all of those times where I've backed myself into a financial corner, and couldn't find a way out. Your ability to bless me in spite of my chaos has made me realize that the industry I'm in isn't made up entirely of men just looking to fuck or fuck me over. I've been a repeat offender in the past but I'm so thankful that you sat me down for 5 hours and drilled into my head the importance of having a safety net. Thank you for going over the importance of having a budget, sticking to it, as well as planning for my financial future. Thank you for breaking the cycle of being a financial irresponsible individual. You really changed my outlook on life and for that I am forever grateful. Give a camgirl money, she'll eat for a day. Teach a camgirl the importance of budgeting her money, she'll eat and save forever.
Kort
Issabelle
09-28-2014, 02:21 AM
Dear Dipshit,
I appreciate that you came into exclusive to 'talk,' but you definition of talking is claiming to live in the same city as me [the fake one I gave you] and harassing me to come work as an escort/personal stripper to suck your cock. After a while, the phone number/address/skype addresses you're giving me get annoying and I will disconnect the call. I just don't have patience for your crap.
Sincerely,
Issa
P.S. No, I still don't want to fuck you. Not even for $10,000. An hour.
SimoneGray
09-29-2014, 02:33 AM
Dear cam customer...
Thank you. This is directed at one custie in particular, you know who you are. You make my day by showing up in my room. Its not only your money that I appreciate, I appreciate the fact that you talk to me like I'm a real person, don't expect me to do crazy things to myself and that you want me to succeed. Thank you for entertaining the hell out of me during my slow times and being gracious enough to still do your part and pay for you stuff. You are more appreciated by me than you know.
Sincerely, Simone
luvnrockets
09-30-2014, 07:05 AM
Dear Katie, Lisa, Alice and the Mindy part of ChadandMindy,
I know you are not female. Everyone knows you are not female, and in the case of Mindy, we all know you don't exist.
Women rarely pay for sex. And while I don't mind pretending you're one of those rare women, if that's what you're into, I think maybe you'd come off as more authentic if you knew that we women don't sit around mentioning our periods and their associated cramps, how we hate being made fun of for not knowing how to change a tire (uh, most of us know btw, women have been driving for years), and gossiping about what the Kardashians have been up to.
My conversations with female friends are pretty darn similar to those with male friends. If you take the time to make conversation that continues the general conversation in my room, you will see that.
I don't think you're special and I don't think "it's so cool that there's finally a girl in my room! How refreshing, now I can relax and be myself and have real orgasms!" I'm already relaxed, I'm certainly refreshed, and my orgasms with you-- Katie, Lisa, Alice, and Mindy-- will definitely be fake.
SimoneGray
09-30-2014, 07:08 AM
Dear cam customers...
Do not shout at me demanding things with bad grammar...it insults me. You will get banned. My standard response to you now is "Open grammar bb".
Sincerely, Simone
AvaLove
09-30-2014, 03:13 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
Stop asking me to pretending I am under the age of 18 years. There are plenty of 18 and 19 year old models. Go seek help you sick bastard!
LadyFionaStar
09-30-2014, 06:11 PM
LOL! That picture is downright hilarious! Yes, I get plenty of these mofo's too and it is so damn frustrating. I literally pose my ass off in free chat to get them in, but now I can see why so many women, especially in Live Jasmin sit there and do NOTHING. It's not my style, I'm a naturally upbeat and social person, but MONEY would be nice. Do these guys know that we make NOTHING hanging out in Free chat?
So pathetic...
SimoneGray
09-30-2014, 11:37 PM
Dear Cam Customers...
You all should have been paid by now. Kindly drop them $$ my way.
Thanks.
Sincerely, Simone
SweetJulia
10-01-2014, 07:37 AM
Dear Mr. Emailer,
Yes, I know you can only be on between three and four am on the weekends. You've told me at least thirty times. IN ONE EMAIL. I, however, am not on during those hours and never will be. No amount of "but I'll give you money" will fix that. I made 360 on dayshift yesterday, send me that and maybe I'll consider coming on during hours I usually spend having real sex.
*Waiting*
justanothercamgirl
10-01-2014, 08:42 AM
Dear Cam Customer,
When I've set my Yahoo Messenger Status to 'No shows being offered today!' and then you message me asking 'No shows offered today?' please understand this makes me want to stab you in the eyes through my computer screen.
You've obviously read the status I've left you to inform you that there are no shows being offered today by the nature of your question so you messaging me to check if my status is actually true is wasting both of our time.
It isn't like I've set my status saying that I am not offering any shows today as some sort of a joke while snickering into my hand like Snidely Whiplash and saying to myself, "I wondering if those idiots will fall for this status while I am actually offering shows! What a practical joke I am playing today. I am the funniest camgirl in the world."
No love,
JAC
Fucktoyoncam
10-03-2014, 10:59 AM
If you happen to run into me in public an I am with a group of friends, including my fiancé, an ou tell me I look familiar and ask where I work and I proceed to tell you I work in retail , you ask again if I work anywhere else and I still say no, do not think it is okay to then whisper around the table to all of my friends where you know me from then whisper it to my fiancé as well to tell him" good job" . He knows he did good getting me already. And fuck you for making me extremely uncomfortable , obviously telling everyone what I do for a living and that you've jerked off to me, while your wife is sitting next to you as well. If I told you once I work in retail and told you I work no where else I don't want you to tell the world what I do for work and I obviously feel uncomfortable already so don't talk to everyone about what I do when I've made it clear it's not any of your business. Thanks for ruining my night, and fuck you.
-The very embarrassed and annoyed camgirl
AngelMari
10-03-2014, 12:56 PM
Dear confused customer,
Please google the definition of cuckhold. I can then make your shows more enjoyable. If you wanted to suck a cock then just say so but please for the love of baby Jesus Google it.
X
SimoneGray
10-07-2014, 02:41 PM
Dear Cam Customers
When will you understand? Money gets you things. Without it, you get nothing. Its so simple...
Sincerely, Simone
radazgirl82
10-07-2014, 07:38 PM
Dear Cam Customer,
No I will not do you a "favour" FAVOR btw and give you a free show on yahoo because your CC magically won't work on CMD. I am not a charity and neither is any other girl in the industry, this is how I pay bills. So F' off and come back when your CC miraculously works again or when your brain cells are functioning properly.
Thank you to all the other custys who treat me with respect....
Now I need chocolate!
Sunnylexie
10-07-2014, 09:32 PM
Dear Cam Customers!
Fetish shows aren't everyone's cup of tea by the definition of sexual fetishism. PLEASE don't demand that I do them in group chat! If you feel there's a possibility the things you want to see can kill someone's boner or vice versa, me fulfilling other users' requests will ruin it for you - go 1-on-1 Exclusive. And NO, I will not ignore other viewers or kick them out of "your" premium show so you could enjoy privacy and my undivided attention. That's what Exclusive is for, and I don't want to spoil my rates and cut down my earnings to give you a cheaper show.
anonymous camgirl
10-08-2014, 05:59 AM
Favour is the English way, and so is colour... so it's the correct way.. color and favor is American English.
Dear Cam Customer,
No I will not do you a "favour" FAVOR btw and give you a free show on yahoo because your CC magically won't work on CMD. I am not a charity and neither is any other girl in the industry, this is how I pay bills. So F' off and come back when your CC miraculously works again or when your brain cells are functioning properly.
Thank you to all the other custys who treat me with respect....
Now I need chocolate!
radazgirl82
10-12-2014, 03:12 PM
Favour is the English way, and so is colour... so it's the correct way.. color and favor is American English.
LOL thanks! I feel a bit dorky especially since I usually correct people on proper english... just proves we never stop learning.
anonymous camgirl
10-12-2014, 03:17 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
Thanks for doing nothing but veering our free chat conversations to my relationship status instead of going to pvt. Would have been nice to make a decent living today. But somehow you just want to chat my ear off incessantly no matter how many times I said who wants to go to pvt?? Who wants tip for anything?? Uggh.. you made me unhappy today. Is this why you are bothering me instead of being with a REAL live woman?? Can't get a clue.
SimoneGray
10-12-2014, 11:26 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
Please accept that I have a real life off cam and cannot attend to you 24/7. Even better, please stop sending me whiny messages when I'm gone for a small amount of time, like 20 hours or so. Our times together would be so much more fun if you didn't do this.
Sincerely, Simone
beauvoir
10-13-2014, 02:39 AM
Hi, Cam Customer
I would address you by name but since you are so utterly insignificant I can't remember it. I asked you if you wanted to take our conversation paid as it was getting personal. You were telling me about your break up and whilst I pretended to care, I absolutely don't and never will, I just wanted you to pay me to listen to your shit.
I found it upsetting that you then asked me if I would "take a chance" on you by letting you take me for dinner instead of paying me. Or maybe if you bought me champagne (I'm teetotal) or took me out, we could have out conversation there.
Let me make one thing absolutely clear to you. If you are the kind of person who has to talk to girls like me, then you are the kind of person I don't want anywhere near a girl like me in real life. If you want to take me out for dinner, but don't care enough about my welfare to pay me to work and expect me to life off nothing but 'chances' then you are the lowest form of exploitative shit and I pity your ex for giving you one single second of her life. How dare you refuse to pay me to work. Streamate if my office, not a dating site. If you do not offer workers and labourers a living wage in return for their services then I hope the next time you expect a favour for someone, they leave you where you belong: in the gutter. You are everything that is wrong with everything in my life and I hope you rot.
Yours (never),
beauvoir
SimoneGray
10-13-2014, 02:48 AM
^^ damn girl. So well said. What an awesome shut down lol :D
beauvoir
10-13-2014, 03:04 AM
I call it as I see it!
audritwo
10-13-2014, 08:54 AM
Dear rainy day cam customer,
Thanks for joining into my gold shows 4 times. That was very nice of you. But the reason I blocked you is because I was sick and tired of you coming in and out of my privates for 30 seconds. I've warned you after the first time I blocked you. I'm stupid for giving you a second chance. Now never again. The muffin shop is closed for you. Ever.
I don't care how much you enjoyed my shows or bought one of my video packs. You have zero respect for me, it's obvious. Also there is no way you can accidentally click on my private thinking it was a gold show. It says if I'm in a gold show or private show. I'm not stupid, I know how the site I work on works.
pippapippa
10-13-2014, 10:54 AM
Dear cam2cam guys, I would rather see just your dick than just your face. Your slackjawed look as you fap your cock out of my sight is not appealing. Preferably I'd get a full body shot, but when it doubt, just your dick is better.
SweetJulia
10-13-2014, 01:06 PM
Dear Mr. Know it all,
I make great money doing this and you giving me advice is a waste of my time and yours, but you can do it all you want for $5.99 a minute in exclusive. Then, I *may* feign interest, but I'm still gonna make fun of you on SW.
anoncamgirl
10-15-2014, 02:03 AM
Thank you guys for spending your hard earned time and money on me. :) I appreciate it every day.
LoraDoll
10-15-2014, 04:11 AM
Dear cam customers. If u visit someone's room, that s a minimum, u say a hi.
Seeing u're all sitting here without a word, for hours... just weird.
And the others: try to be strong, and if u have a bad day, dont come to my room to blame me, or treat me like trash. I dont interested how pathetic can u be.
And thnx for the the others, who choose me to go pvt with, handle me kindly, like i'm a human being. U make possible, to do a great job, or just have fun. I'm thankful for that.
SimoneGray
10-15-2014, 04:36 AM
Dear Cam Customers...
Compliments, ratings and admiration's do not pay bills. Don't get pissed off when I do not fall over myself with gratitude for these things.
Sincerely Simone