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anoncamgirl
10-15-2014, 06:19 AM
After reading through this thread, I feel like a lot of these posts are directed at the freeloaders. :\ If your cam customers are so bad, why don't you just block them? <3

Issabelle
10-15-2014, 06:27 AM
Dear Beloved Custie,

You're sweet to me. You buy block shows. You tip. We always have such fun. I truly enjoy our shows. When you show up in my room, it makes me smile, because you tip me if you can't do a show right away.

Today, you couldn't do a show immediately because you were waiting on a delivery. No worries--you're reliable and message me when you're ready if I don't wanna sit waiting in free chat on SM. Alas, I'm literally falling asleep as I type this and I may miss your 'let's do it baby!' email that usually means a lovely extra $50 in my bank account. If I do, I apologize profoundly and I hope you don't stop coming to visit me.

XOXO
Issa

Vlodina
10-15-2014, 06:48 AM
Dear Mr. Compliments,
I like cash. I work for cash. If you don't have any, go steal some. Or just go away.
Signed,
Money hungry cunt

I kind of want to make this an autotext on Streamate. :-D

anonymous camgirl
10-15-2014, 12:57 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

Riding my dildo and then asking if I am single and do I want to get married? Seriously?? rolling my eyes right now.. lol
Do I like traveling? lol
And do I have a passport and do I want to go on vacation.

"I told him yea would be happy to have you pay for my trip if you are NOT going...lol"

Your ROFLMAO CAMGIRL!

audritwo
10-16-2014, 08:00 AM
After reading through this thread, I feel like a lot of these posts are directed at the freeloaders. :\ If your cam customers are so bad, why don't you just block them? <3

Are you aware of the heavy load of freeloaders? After awhile it gets frustrating. Remember SW is a place where we should be able to share and vent out our frustrations as well as learn about camming, exchange tips, and interact with fellow cammodels. Let's face it, this job does get lonely even though we speak to hundreds of people a day. Some days, we get more freeloaders then paying customers. Other days not many freeloaders. Just understand, when we are given the chance to vent, by golly we are gonna do it.

I know the easy way is to block, but sometimes those freeloaders can be turned into paying customers. So some of us choose not block right away when someone shows those freeloading traits.

Please understand our vents and frustrations. :F

hyori
10-16-2014, 08:57 AM
Dear Cam Customer,

I am not a machine. If you want a girl like that why not just use your porn money to buy one of those Japanese Real Dolls. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy the money that I earn from our daily sessions that are at least an hour long but I cannot and will not fuck myself for the entire hour with dildo after dildo. Thank you so much for the raging UTI as well. I deserve a porn Nobel peace award and a porn Oscar for the pain I put myself through for you.

From the bottom of my ass, Hyori

SimoneGray
10-16-2014, 09:08 AM
Dear Cam Customer,

Thank you for amusing me with your limited knowledge of the female anatomy. I laughed so hard. I do however feel deeply sorry for all the ladies that have given you shows in the past and all the ladies that have slept with you.

Sincerely, Simone

anonymous camgirl
10-16-2014, 12:03 PM
I have found that ALOT of these freeloaders are really paying customers.. like on cams.. I see they sit there with maybe 50 bucks in their account and harass me for freebies.. so yea, which is even worse than the broke guys!


Are you aware of the heavy load of freeloaders? After awhile it gets frustrating. Remember SW is a place where we should be able to share and vent out our frustrations as well as learn about camming, exchange tips, and interact with fellow cammodels. Let's face it, this job does get lonely even though we speak to hundreds of people a day. Some days, we get more freeloaders then paying customers. Other days not many freeloaders. Just understand, when we are given the chance to vent, by golly we are gonna do it.

I know the easy way is to block, but sometimes those freeloaders can be turned into paying customers. So some of us choose not block right away when someone shows those freeloading traits.

Please understand our vents and frustrations. :F

SweetLilyRaven
10-16-2014, 01:20 PM
Dear cam customer,

listen to TLC no scrubs

No, I don't want your number, no I don't wanna give you mine and no I don't wanna meet you no where, no I don't want none of your time! lmao seriously fuck you!That song is on my work playlist!

Busygirl
10-16-2014, 05:02 PM
Oh yes, this made me think different also. They must be paying, but elsewhere, they are begging only in my room. And got to love the quiet ones who sit with 400 dollars in their account, pop in often into free chat, then goes to peak for a minute in nude chat, for 1 99.

I have found that ALOT of these freeloaders are really paying customers.. like on cams.. I see they sit there with maybe 50 bucks in their account and harass me for freebies.. so yea, which is even worse than the broke guys!

anonymous camgirl
10-16-2014, 05:33 PM
You to?? I often wonder what are they hoarding that kind of money on cams for?? I saw one guy with over 600 bucks in his account.. WHY??


Oh yes, this made me think different also. They must be paying, but elsewhere, they are begging only in my room. And got to love the quiet ones who sit with 400 dollars in their account, pop in often into free chat, then goes to peak for a minute in nude chat, for 1 99.

SweetJulia
10-16-2014, 05:35 PM
You to?? I often wonder what are they hoarding that kind of money on cams for?? I saw one guy with over 600 bucks in his account.. WHY??

Cuz they hope girls will cater to them in hopes of getting it.

audritwo
10-16-2014, 07:15 PM
Cuz they hope girls will cater to them in hopes of getting it.

Yeah fuck that. lol

seicento
10-17-2014, 05:29 AM
Dear cam costumer1 and cam costumer2,you both did not take me private since august still you will check my room twice a week,try to chit chat and make me stand up so you can see what I am wearing.Please stop coming.I allowed you in my room because I am polite and you were repeating costumers but now that I see that you wont pay again I will ban ur asses.The 10 mins privates you bought now and then are history and just because you once took me privates does not mean you can come to my room and ask me to show you something without paying,I dont owe you shit.
Dear cam costumer 3,my relationship status is none of your business.You and others who ask if Im single and want to meet should stfu.We camgirls are here for money not because we dont have bfs/husbands and deperately need your cock.Nope,we want your money.At the end of the chat you decided that your time is limited and will go private another time.I think you could not afford.And if you can not afford a private then you wont afford to date me.Don`t ever come back to my room.
Signed,The One Who Will Ban You.

AnotherLily
10-17-2014, 08:05 AM
Dear potential cam customers,

Prove to me that you're literate by reading the topic. It saves us both time and a headache.

SadieTaylor
10-17-2014, 08:26 AM
Dear cam customers,
I can only shove a glass dildo so far up my ass, it's not an ever ending blackhole.

Sunnylexie
10-17-2014, 09:57 AM
Dear Cam Customer who ordered a photoset from me!
Thank you for being so sweet and patient and also for giving me some really creative ideas. My husband and I had a great time taking the photos!

Dear possibly-could-have-become customers: yes, you are entitled to a free 30-second preview. But once you've done it a number of times, it's not a preview anymore. If you've seen my everything including the color of my butthole but still can't decide if I'm your type, then I'm probably not. Stay out forever - my banhammer to help you.

audritwo
10-17-2014, 06:53 PM
Dear cam customers,

Yes, I know I haven't been on cam as much as I used to be. If I could, I would be working as much as I can. But I heavy work load this semester. And since I'm paying for my education, that is priority number one. I appreciate everyone that understands. I do however not appreciate the email I got today reminding me that a certain person is helping me pay for school and I'm expected to be online when I say I will.

Now I already explained to this very entitled special snowflake that he his paying for my services. What I do with my hard earned money is my business. It's ridiculous to think I would push my school work aside for his lousy hard on. I will be on when I am. If I'm not, too bad. There are thousands of beautiful women who would be happy to assist you in the mean time.

But seriously thank you everyone who is fucking amazing and doesn't try to micro manage my life from their computers. I have no problem blocking people, and don't worry, I made sure this person never have to upset with my absence.

<3<3<3

smaddy
10-17-2014, 07:38 PM
Dear Cam Customers,

I'd like to know the reason why you come to spend time with a cam girl instead of just jacking off to free porn? Isn't the point to have a real connection with the girl you are watching? I just don't understand why you stroke your cock as fast as you can so you can cum in under 2 minutes when you could just watch free porn instead any pay nothing? The moment you cum you shut off your cam without a "have a great day!" or a simple "Thank you" Can you please explain why you do this? Because it isn't fun for any of us. Sure we are getting paid for the time. But it's a real pain in the ass to get undressed, shove a dildo in for a few minutes and then have to go get dressed again. We are real girls. Sure we get paid for what we do... but I would much rather make less and spend time on cam with a guy who I actually enjoy spending time with and is respectful and courteous than a selfish buttcake like you.

absolutelyadorable
10-20-2014, 06:54 AM
^^ Ooh moscato... :D lol its also my go-to drink sometimes.

Dear cam customer,

Don't you DARE come into my room and start saying that you were a successful cam guy on SM when you were in college and the POST HOW MUCH YOU MADE. Fuck you, i do not tolerate money talk in my room. Also, fuck you for posting that female camgirls make $1000-$1400 a week as well, in front of my customers. None of them were regs and all of them left saying that if that is how much I make, I do not need their help. You know why you got banned, but now I'm the one doing damage control. Fuck you truly, fuck you.

Sincerely, Simone.


lol Simone you got that guy too?? smh!!!!

SimoneGray
10-21-2014, 04:43 PM
^^ I banned his ass so quickly, it was pretty bad.

Dear cam customers...

I know its only been 2 days but it feels like its been years haha. Please be gentle with me when I come back today. Thanks

Sincerely, Simone

beauvoir
10-21-2014, 04:44 PM
Dear cam customer.

Tuesday is usually my day off, but I logged on to AW today as I could keep it on in the background whilst I studied. You came on and stayed in paid chat for two hours and all we did was talk.

Thank you.

xx

SimoneGray
10-23-2014, 07:27 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

You will go down as the highlight of my camming career so far. Thank you so much for that amazing private session. I learned new ways to move today.

Sincerely, Simone

Sar_bee
10-27-2014, 02:46 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

The five mins or so you were in free chat you seemed like a boring timewaster. I was just about to kick you out of annoyance but you inquired about a roleplay and immediately took me exclusive. Thank you for showing me you're literate by reading my topic and for the enjoyable 15+ min exclusive show we had. And on top of that you tipped well twice! Thanks for making me a happy girl and making my day :)

XOXO Happy camgirl

SimoneGray
01-12-2015, 10:38 PM
Dear cam customer,

Thank you so much for acknowledging the fact that just because you are a dom and just because the nature of what we are doing is kinky, you still need to have respect for me. I sincerely hope that there are more like you out there that do not feel the need to be degrading and horrible to girls like myself.

Sincerely, Simone

Magical_Hoohah
02-28-2015, 02:41 PM
Dear cam customer ~

I am very easy to find. If you google my cam name, the first two results are my twitter and my website. On my twitter, I have a pinned tweet all about Skype shows, and a huge portion of my tweets are about Skype. My website is covered in info about how to have a Skype show with me. I even have a dedicated page just for Skype show info. You mentioned your profession, and it is something that generally requires quite a lot of intelligence and education, so I'm assuming you know your way around google and the internet.

So why the FUCK do you need to send me an email on SM asking in code whether I do Skype shows?! You weren't even that sneaky about it, so I'm kind of amazed that your message didn't get flagged and deleted!

Having said that, if you take a tiny bit of initiative and find me, I will be more than happy to have a Skype show with you.

Thanks,
MH

BluJ
02-28-2015, 10:20 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

I know you don't really care what my favorite role play is, you just want to hear that either a)my favorite is totally your favorite so I'll totally want to do it for free 2)you want something taboo but are too scared to tell me what you want c)you just want me to talk about different rp scenarios to get you off in free chat.

Very Annoyed Secretary/Nurse/Professor Camgirl

Ashalicious
03-01-2015, 03:26 PM
Dear cam customers

Just give me your fucking money. That is all I want.

Mmmmkay thanks.

SimoneGray
03-01-2015, 03:35 PM
Dear Cam Customers....

Thank you for being lovely of late.

Sincerely, Simone

emma383
03-01-2015, 03:41 PM
Dear cam customers

Just give me your fucking money. That is all I want.

Mmmmkay thanks.

Ahhhhh, those words are better than Einstein's theory imo..Say it again.

SimoneGray
03-27-2015, 08:27 AM
Dear Cam Customers...

Ya'll should have been paid by now, so please, this weekend, give me all your money, not your bullshit. Kthanksbye.

BeautifulJaleesa
03-27-2015, 04:16 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

I really appreciate your long private sessions and also the tip after we were finished. Even though majority of the 60 minutes we spent together were talking.. it was the easiest money I've made in a while. but that does not mean I am interested in getting your number, your email address, your skype, your anything. No i do not wanna visit you way across the fuckin world. Yes it is all about the money. Did i seem too nice or somethin? I dont get it. What makes you think I'm trying to find a date? this is my JOB. Thanks for the money.. no thanks for the attitude after you realized I was not giving out any personal information. Get your shit together.
Thanks in advance.
(this guy no longer spends money on me because I stop playing along and he realized he wasnt getting my phone number =/)

Serena-Shields
03-27-2015, 04:22 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

Thanks for the long-ass show and nice tips. Thanks for calling me every good name in the book. Also, thanks for offering, but I DO NOT WANT TO FLY TO THE KEYS SO YOU CAN BUY ME TITTIES AND MAKE ME ''EVEN HOTTER''.

Jesus.

kortneykay
03-27-2015, 04:24 PM
Dear cam "Indy" customers,

If you have my skype name that means you are aware that I am a virtual call girl, cammodel, virtual stripper, whatever and that I CHARGE for my services. If you have my cam name this means that you've read "serious only", "click only if you intend to buy a show", etc on my profiles or paid ads. So when you message me, have my muthafuckin' money ready or piss off. It's simple. You wouldn't go up to a drive through or sit in a restaurant asking how much things are or a ton of questions and then leaving, would you? The prices are on the fucking menu and so are the descriptions! You can have it your way, just have the decency to bring you fucking wallet. Unless you have my money and are ready for a show this instant, don't message me. Period. Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your boring day :)


http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ed/edbc51cf01ac8ab5b949aee5b431657a66bb21f01d96d4d5e0 6820410059ffa7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ffjJOqX.gif

Magical_Hoohah
07-21-2015, 12:04 AM
Dear SPH Customer -

I had a hard time with your session tonight because I want to give you the humiliation you enjoy, but... your cock is GORGEOUS!

Sorry if my lies weren't convincing...

Violet_Z
07-21-2015, 07:19 AM
Dear, whiney regular
I hope you know that I only listen to your pointless complaints about how bad most women are and everything else because you pay me. A counselor would be cheaper... Because you keep asking why you can't meet a girl as good as me in real life. You can't meet any girls because you don't go outside!

I hope my services really do improve your life....

SimoneGray
07-21-2015, 07:20 AM
Dear Cam Customers..

Give me my fucking money. Kthanksbye

Issabelle
07-21-2015, 10:13 PM
Dear SM cam customers,

Those of you who:

1) Have never paid for a show before.
2) Have never actually been in my chat room before.
3) Have never spoken to me before.
4) Have done ANY combination of the above.

DO NOT FUCKING SEND ME MESSAGES BECAUSE I FRANKLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

Yeah, I'm talking to you 'Mr. Amazing,' with your 'how would you abuse my balls' B.S. message sent IMMEDIATELY after you sent me a message saying you'd need to save up for a show and wouldn't waste my time. And YOU, 'Mr. Chat Session Rando,' with your 'meet me at X:XX time CST for a chat session' crap after I've a) never seen you in my room and b) never done a show with you and, really, c) have no idea what a 'chat session is' other than it not sounding like anything that results in me getting paid.

I've spent 5 days moving you dumb fucks. Learn some fucking manners before you waste the time of a woman who had to haul a china cabinet across the damned state the night before.

nattyfetish
07-23-2015, 07:03 AM
Dear cam customer who wasn't able to wait for me 10 minutes. I have an actual life, I had to leave so I can pay the rent (as my apartment owner came short notice). I couldn't welcome him with a didlo inside my pussy as much as you would have liked that. You don't have to act like a princess and don't ever come back just because of that. Thank you !

SimoneGray
07-23-2015, 02:04 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

You told me to order from Domino's and answer the door naked and then "turn whatever happens into a show". First off, this is not MFC, I WILL get my ass banned for doing something like that. Second of all, where I live, answering the door to a man naked pretty much equals rape or serious assault. There is no way that one could ever make a "show" out of rape for tips. That is disgusting. Thirdly, I hope that one day you end up on the wrong side of town fearing for your life so that you learn just how un-glamorous it really is to be assaulted and to fear for your life. Why? Because FUCK YOU for suggesting that to me.

Sincerely, IDFWU

BluJ
07-23-2015, 07:35 PM
^^^Damn Simone. Fuck that guy in particular.^^^

Dear Cam Customer,

Honestly, what makes you think your dick is so aesthetically pleasing? Is it the special snowflake thing? Though laying the white Christmas lights at the base was a nice touch, I promise it isn't much different from the other 50,265,904,651 dick pics I have in my inboxes, except that they don't all quite hook to the left like yours does.

Sincerly,
Snobbish Dick-Pic Connoisseur

EllieGold
07-23-2015, 07:40 PM
Dear Entitled Cams Regular of mine,

Please don't come in my room to tell me I should be on 1 1/2 hours later so we can do a show because your new gf is headed to work "soon". Yes, I get that you have spent a good sum of money on me, I get it... but you don't own me. You logged off at 12:05 am yesterday right after... Guess what? I didn't wait for you. You didn't log back in either like you said you would.

Like seriously imaged if I would have waited... camming you suck this week.

Cutie101
07-24-2015, 05:53 PM
Dear cam customer...this song is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RfFrkkD6U

coma288
07-24-2015, 10:01 PM
Dear cam customer; stop hating on my boyfriend. I know he's got a bigger dick, I know he's better looking; yeah, he does me better than you ever could. Doesn't give you the right to take out your small dick problems on him. There's a reason he's getting laid while you wank alone at home.
Sincerely,
Girl that doesn't get paid enough for your shit

MyRealNameIsWeird
07-25-2015, 05:14 AM
Dear cam and phone customers who, after I managed to decipher your mystery roleplay desires from only a few grunts and satisfy your needs, just hang up: kindly fuck off. At least acknowledge that I'm going out of my way or you will never see me again.

Dear cam and phone customers who, after I managed to decipher your mystery roleplay desires from only a few grunts and satisfy your needs, stay on the line to thank me, apologize and/or chat for a bit: thank you so much, I know you don't have to hang around and it really makes a difference. And I'm not just talking about the few extra £. You rock.

SweetNSouthern
07-26-2015, 12:50 AM
Dear cam customer...this song is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RfFrkkD6U

This made me lol soo hard!

Issabelle
07-26-2015, 02:29 AM
Dear Customer,

We had fun. We orgasmed together. You said it was great. You tipped me after the show before you left.

Why the fuck did you rate me a 4 star on both the private AND the tip then?

Sincerely,
Issa-Is-Very-Confused

TransdimensionalPrincess
07-26-2015, 05:41 AM
Dear Customer,

We had fun. We orgasmed together. You said it was great. You tipped me after the show before you left.

Why the fuck did you rate me a 4 star on both the private AND the tip then?

Sincerely,
Issa-Is-Very-Confused

I used to find 4 stars offensive, but I have recently learned from non-adult business that its very common for a person to rate a perfect product as 4 stars instead of 5 stars because some people truly believe "no matter how great/perfect something is it never deserves 5 stars", something about how only God deserves 5 stars is usually their reasoning. Basically there is no matter what you could do to please these people to get 5 stars because they don't believe in giving out 5 stars on any kind of product review. So I would not take it personally, only God himself could get 5 stars from that guy.

Issabelle
07-26-2015, 04:36 PM
I used to find 4 stars offensive, but I have recently learned from non-adult business that its very common for a person to rate a perfect product as 4 stars instead of 5 stars because some people truly believe "no matter how great/perfect something is it never deserves 5 stars", something about how only God deserves 5 stars is usually their reasoning. Basically there is no matter what you could do to please these people to get 5 stars because they don't believe in giving out 5 stars on any kind of product review. So I would not take it personally, only God himself could get 5 stars from that guy.

Truth girl. I wasn't offended so much as thinking 'okay, what the actual fuck bro?' *sigh* Can't please 'em all, even when you do. I was just so excited to go from 4.97 stars back up to 5.0 in a few weeks. Alas, maybe in 89 more days, haha.

anonymous camgirl
07-26-2015, 05:30 PM
Those people are very arrogant and egotistical.. I questioned a guy once why he gave me 4 stars and he told me I have to really EARN 5 stars..lmao.. and I said to him.. pfft.. a woman who is willing to get naked and fuck herself for you has already EARNED IT!... these guys are just into their own power trips.


I used to find 4 stars offensive, but I have recently learned from non-adult business that its very common for a person to rate a perfect product as 4 stars instead of 5 stars because some people truly believe "no matter how great/perfect something is it never deserves 5 stars", something about how only God deserves 5 stars is usually their reasoning. Basically there is no matter what you could do to please these people to get 5 stars because they don't believe in giving out 5 stars on any kind of product review. So I would not take it personally, only God himself could get 5 stars from that guy.