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SimoneGray
07-26-2015, 05:49 PM
Dear Cam Customers...

No, you are not some sex god, superhero, gift to women. There's a reason you trawl cam sites looking for female attention, and we know this.

Some self awareness would be great.

Sincerely, Simone

CatBBW
07-27-2015, 08:37 AM
Dear Cam Customers
Please don't immediately leave the second I get my pussy out for you - it's giving her a complex that she's not the pretty little daisy she thinks she is.
Thanks.

kayaj
07-27-2015, 12:11 PM
Dear SPH boy,
How the fuck are you gonna want to call me Mistress and have me humiliate you one minute, then tell me to "always remember you're a sweet girl, not the domination type of girl"?? You don't know what kind of girl I am. Good thing you're usually nice and pay me well or I would have told you off for that comment.

And dear random dudes who take it upon themselves to give me unsolicited "tips" about how to run my show, fuck off, I don't need your advice and I'm not going to treat you special for doing me the honor of telling me how to work.

AngelicaFox
08-01-2015, 10:35 PM
Dear Captain Save-a-Hoe,

If I could "go back and do anything" with my life, as you asked:
I would not have spent eight years acquiring two college degrees, jobs from which have paid me a max of $12.50/hour.
Instead, I would have started camming as soon as possible, providing myself with the financial security to move easily out of difficult and dangerous situations.

Money really is a powerful thing; it opens options, lessens hardships, dissolves unhealthy reliances. A surplus of money can turn a turd into a tyrant, and a lack of it can make a wealth of talent and drive seem irrelevant. On top of that, if you are not paid much to begin with, it is that much harder for those in charge of advancement to see your value. I have felt exponentially less dehumanized by camming than by those other jobs I mentioned. I have been shocked by the sense of being appreciated.

And let's face it, you are far less stress-inducing than a day job.

Sincerely,
Me.

Magical_Hoohah
08-01-2015, 11:23 PM
Dear troll ~

I have gotten plenty of timewasters, rude people, and irritating people in my room, but you were my very first true troll. This may make your tiny dick shrivel up in disgust, but it was actually a heartwarming experience. I felt like I had finally leveled up in a secret cam girl society, and am now one step closer to my cam sisters. Moreover, I honestly cannot remember a single one of your insults.

I didn't ban you, because you just wanted to know that you could get under my skin and make me react. Since I was in classic chat (which you should have noticed), no one else could read what you were saying. It was a lot of fun to make you wonder if I even saw your comments at all. Don't worry, I notified support about you afterward (not that they'll do anything). Should you come back into my room, we will continue this game. I will win, again, and I bet you will secretly love losing to me.

~ MH

audritwo
08-02-2015, 10:06 AM
Dear "troll"

Now I put your name in quotes because you are a terrible troll. You think you can just come into my room call me names that might make me mad, nope. Not working. I'm not mad. I actually find it amusing. The word cunt doesn't offend me. It's my favorite word. If you stayed in my room longer then 5 seconds to call me names, you'd hear me saying it a lot. Calling me anorexic or meth head doesn't hurt my feelings because I'm neither of the two. My self confidence is too high for you to bring down. I'm fucking awesome. I am the best. I'm hot shit!


Seriously, if you want to insult me, BE CREATIVE! I don't want to hear the same shit. Please be original.

SimoneGray
08-02-2015, 10:09 AM
^^ your sig is everything.

HamNcheese
08-04-2015, 12:33 AM
Dear Random Cam Customer,

If you insist on spamming my free chat with your talks about politics and on how much of a cunt Sarah Palin is every time you come in to my room, then I insist that you either take it to exclusive chat or get banned by my oh so Liberal ban hammer.

Sincerely,
Nobody fucking cares...

sexiinene
08-04-2015, 12:56 PM
Dear cam customer,

Just because you have been a "member" to the site for 20years, doesn't make you entitled to my or any other models body. Please get over yourself and sit down somewhere.

sexiinene
08-04-2015, 12:57 PM
Dear cam customer,

Just because you have been a "member" to the site for 20years, doesn't make you entitled to my or any other models body. Please get over yourself and sit down somewhere.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-08-2015, 04:17 AM
Dear phone customers: being in the UK, I don't actually get that much of the money you spend. I literally do this when I have 5-10 minutes free or can't be bothered to do my makeup, not because I like it. So when you use stupid dialled-number-blockers that ruin your own quality of experience, get antsy about my performance or try and push me beyond my limits, I will hang up on you. And no, I will not "go on phones" so you can get a few pounds off your bill at the end, because, guess what: I lose a bigger cut and I hate it.

I actually snapped at a custie today because he just started going on and on about how the line was bad and all the girls were the same and he couldn't hear us... and it turned out he was calling on a mobile, in a public park with bad signal, through a dodgy free app that apparently was supposed to mask the last numbers he called. Seriously, dude, fuck you. Don't ever call me again.

audritwo
08-08-2015, 10:20 AM
Dear phone customers: being in the UK, I don't actually get that much of the money you spend. I literally do this when I have 5-10 minutes free or can't be bothered to do my makeup, not because I like it. So when you use stupid dialled-number-blockers that ruin your own quality of experience, get antsy about my performance or try and push me beyond my limits, I will hang up on you. And no, I will not "go on phones" so you can get a few pounds off your bill at the end, because, guess what: I lose a bigger cut and I hate it.

I actually snapped at a custie today because he just started going on and on about how the line was bad and all the girls were the same and he couldn't hear us... and it turned out he was calling on a mobile, in a public park with bad signal, through a dodgy free app that apparently was supposed to mask the last numbers he called. Seriously, dude, fuck you. Don't ever call me again.

Seriously? get a fucking burner phone if you don't want your wife finding out. Pay in cash. Dipshit.

SweetNSouthern
08-08-2015, 11:22 AM
Dear Cam Customers,

Yes, I am here for you, but you are also here for me. Stop getting butt-hurt because you're not getting a free show...been on for 2 hours and nothing, so start paying up!

Sincerely,

Pissed-Off Camgirl

AnotherLily
08-08-2015, 11:40 AM
Dear cam customer,

Please to not send me messages saying how much you love me especially if your last session with me was several months ago. If you "love" me, support me.

Also to the asshole that has been coming in my room since May and finally got a show yesterday ( 1 mins and 37 secs to be exact) and gave me my first 3 star rating ever, fuck off and never come back. Thanks =)

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-08-2015, 01:51 PM
Seriously? get a fucking burner phone if you don't want your wife finding out. Pay in cash. Dipshit.

EXACTLY. How can these guys have the money and focus for calling us, paraphernalia, record hiders, hiding their phone or credit card bills... but not to buy a £20 PAYG phone for their sexual needs? I've been thinking about this since I first started and I still haven't come up with an answer.

SimoneGray
08-08-2015, 02:54 PM
Dear Cam Customers...

For the umpteenth time, please accept that I have a personal life and am not available to you 24/7...please stop sending me shouty emails asking if I've seen whatever you've sent me on Twitter....it doesn't make me any more eager to look.

However, to my other sweet fans who are sending me erotic fan fiction of myself, thank you. It's very entertaining to read and damn, some of ya'll can write!!

Sincerely, Simone

AngelicaFox
08-08-2015, 04:36 PM
Dear Cam Customer who came to free chat to "hang out" for ten minutes, then when I explained why I asked that other guy for a tip to show him an outfit change, told me how he gets it because he sells luxury cars and sometimes people ask him to show them cars without any intention of buying... but if he's showing them a car, they are still paying for his time... you get why you're Banned, right?

Cutie101
08-08-2015, 07:02 PM
Dear cam customer, I know you are new in my room and you spent all your first credits on my ass in private.
But that doesn't mean now I owe you my fucking freechat time, just because you paid me in private. Because in private you already were paying for my time . That's why is called private : you have my attention privately. To you.
Because when you go at restaurant, you don't pay the dinner only one time and the second time you are going to eat for free.

euro_princess
08-08-2015, 07:07 PM
Dear cam idiot,

You are a customer. Not a model. Stop giving me advices on how to run my business.

SweetNSouthern
08-08-2015, 09:33 PM
Dear Cam Customers,

I understand that some of you are lonely and want a girlfriend as awesome as me. However, PLEASE stop getting upset when I tell you that I am not single. If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask. I will not pretend to be your real girlfriend and then break your heart when I get everything on my wishlist...it's just not me. I will be honest.

Another thing (in relation to what snowdahlia wrote)...PLEASE STOP DANGLING MONEY LIKE I'M SUPPOSED TO BEG FOR IT! I get tired of that shit all damn day.

Sincerely,

Pissed-Off Camgirl

Kitcatt
08-08-2015, 11:35 PM
Dear Cam Customer,

Don't do a strap on-show with me, cam in, and keep on interrupting me to say in a flat tone "I'll do anything for you Mistress". Don't tell me your fingering your bottom when you clearly are not. Don't tell me you have no limits when that is bullshit and I can hear your dick shriveling when I tell you you should suck my t-girl friends cock. No "limits" and "anything" is not a good way to go in a strap-on show sweetie.

And yes, I understand that your fantasy is being kidnapped by a woman in leather and being forced butt fucked, but you don't even play with your ass, so stop asking me about it. Even if I DID meet (which I don't) You couldn't handle it to begin with. Just some advice.

BUT, thank you for doing a block session and rating me 5 stars.
ALSO, don't expect me to respond to your email containing your name address, and phone number.

Cheers

Issabelle
08-09-2015, 01:07 AM
Dear Cam Customers,

Hearing the sentence "planning on blowing my entire limit on you" is basically music to my ears. There was a straight up choir of god damned angels.

Hearing it three times in a night? I'm blessed!

Thank YOU my lovelies!

Issa

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-09-2015, 01:38 AM
01: stop fucking up my schedule by missing timed appointments! please! you mess with my income, emotions, and life.

- i have to find a way around this. i'll just turn my stream on even if i was hoping i wouldn't have to instead of relying on someone to show up when they say they will.

02: stop dangling fucking money carrots in front of my face and stalling payment so you can get more of my attention. i'm tired of it! i don't even talk dirty to you and i know you still get off on making me wait or that your pathetic dick gets hard living in some fantasy world where you're rich and can afford to pay for my time. i hope you think of the most unsexy things every time you get hard.

I have a fairly sweet memory of one of the carrot danglers. He would always go on the phones, into messages or, rarely, into spy chat when I was between privates and tell me about how much money he would spend. His actual contributions probably added up to £5 or £10 a week, when he actually went into spy. Otherwise about £2-5. At first, being new, I entertained him, but after a while I saw he wasn't ever going to spend anything near that. So I "accidentally" left the phone on during a fetish show that interrupted his call. He never came back, and I'm definitely missing his pennies and monopoly money. :p

audritwo
08-09-2015, 12:24 PM
Dear dude who thinks he's an camming expert because his girlfriend is a cammodel,


One: Do not tell me "$0 gold shows you can earn a lot." If your girlfriend does successful on them! GOOD FOR HER. I just like making all the bitches pay to see my cunt. Just my preference.

Two: Do not blast her name and try to promote her in my camroom. Don't ask me to promote her. I retweet who I want and will only direct customers to a specific model if they are looking for something specific. Also I send them to my friends.

Three: I don't care what you fucking do and you are a little famous on Instagram. That doesn't mean shit to me. I don't want to be famous. I just want to earn a living and not flaunt it.

Four: If you have nothing better to do, why don't you help your girlfriend in her room? She was looking pretty bored. Chat her up. Talk her up in the room so other dudes think she's fucking hot shit.

Five: You are lucky I don't send her a message telling her you sent me a dick pic. I did however screen grabbed the conversation and reported you to the site for promoting another model in my room. I asked them not to flag her because I doubt she had any say in it, since she was working around the time you were in my room. I got a email this morning "That is not aloud. He has been dealt with"


LOLOLOL U MAD?
AudriTwo

SweetNSouthern
08-10-2015, 10:41 AM
Dear Cam Customers,

Please stop with the BS chats. PAY ME AND WORSHIP ME!!!

K thanks...

KarlieKumwell
08-10-2015, 10:51 AM
Dear Cam Customer,

You are not in love with me, please stop making me uncomfortable by saying such. Please remember where and how we "met", not in a store with a meet cute, or through friends where we hit it off so great, we met bc you paid me to fuck myself and pretend it was you. This person you think you're in love with is who I allow you to perceive me as. I almost wish you didn't tip so well bc I would delete/block/ignore your ass.

Sincerely YOU DONT REALLY KNOW ME, BRO!!!

oCURIOUSo
08-10-2015, 11:07 AM
Dear Cam Customers,

I'm glad you think I'm so fun to hang out with! I like you too. But if you tell me how much fun I am and how sexy someone else is or how you blew your daily limit on them and have been loitering in my room for the past hour without tipping, I'm gonna have to stab you. You basically just told me I was friend zoned. I don't have enough middle fingers to respond to that.

Sincerely,

Pay your fucking chat rent or get the fuck out

Aurora14
08-10-2015, 11:15 AM
Dear cam customer...this song is for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_RfFrkkD6U

I'm having my DJ find this....

OliviaWright
08-10-2015, 11:32 AM
Dearest Conversationalists,

I do enjoy talking to you. We have plenty in common. I appreciate that you find my intelligence, open-mindedness and kindness sexy, as well as my body. It's great, but... by the Gods, could you please take me to private? You are the kind of people I don't like to see as freeloading dickbags - you aren't pushy, you're honest about your income-level/situation, and you're super fun. At the end of the day, though, you know I'm working. We understand this. I can't afford to continue enjoying your company unless you shell out one of these days, and I'm not sorry about that.

Sincerely,
Bummed and Bitter as Hell.

KarlieKumwell
08-11-2015, 08:39 AM
Dear Cam Customer,
I'm pretty sure now that I should not have sold my kik to you. Please for the love of God stop telling me how you love me and how you want to know where I live bc you want to come spoil me and fuck me. In real life I'm not that fun, horny, exciting, kinky or even likeable for that matter. I am actually kind of a cunt but you pay me to be something so I play the part. You don't know me, we're not as much alike as you think we are. Please please please, you're only hurting yourself.

Sincerely I can barely stand you anymore.

Violet_Z
08-12-2015, 12:57 PM
Dear Cam Customer

I'm sorry that you got way too attached. I have to block you. You are seriously creeping me out.

Sincerely, I am not your BB

sexkitten_666
08-12-2015, 01:09 PM
Dear cam customers,

Stop asking where I'm from. We will never meet.

SweetNSouthern
08-12-2015, 01:15 PM
Dear cam customer,

It's great that you found my Twitter! However, you should click my Amazon link and send items from my wishlist...not message me consistently and bug the hell out of me every 5 seconds. Also, don't assume I'm gonna be your girlfriend in the near future just because you located my Twitter.

Sincerely,

I'm just trying to make some money here...it's not a dating site

Kitcatt
08-12-2015, 01:57 PM
Dear Cam customer who figured out we live in the same city,

No, I'm not bothered that we live in the same place, god knows I never go out (I'm a cam girl aka hermit). And I'm in no way ashamed of what I do, so don't think you have some upper hand knowing my "naughty secret". If we DO run into each other I will be sure to tell you to you (and hopefully your girlfriends) face that sitting in my room and talking about how you want to pump me full of your "man meat" is just as tacky as walking up to me on the street to say it. I'm not a "tough cookie" because I won't play along with your fantasy in free chat, I'm a chick who needs to be PAID to be objectified.

Sincerely, if you see me, just walk away, you free loading piece of human shit

SimoneGray
08-12-2015, 02:45 PM
^^ Oh goodness did they really say "man meat"? LOOOOOL these guys. On that note...

Dear cam customer,

Stop saying that when you meet me I will change my mind about marriage and kids. I will NEVER and I will also specifically NEVER have yours...so STFU please. Also stop saying that you know my secrets and that you will blackmail me successfully at some point. That will also NEVER happen.

Kthanksbye

SweetNSouthern
08-13-2015, 06:45 PM
Dear cam customers,

Thanks for following me on Twitter, but if one more of you DM's me calling me "dear", I will go crazy. I'm not your dear and I will not send you pictures without payment.

Sincerely,

Annoyed

adris
08-14-2015, 03:13 PM
Dear cam customer,
Stop sending me messages weekly.I have seen your phone number since you first sent it.Is not that I didn't get it,is that I ignore it.I don't want to feel closer to you,thanks,I only want your £££.

MyRealNameIsWeird
08-23-2015, 08:43 AM
Dear cam customer who started out with a fun kinky show I was enjoying, before proceeding to, in short succession, ask me for skype, to text you a picture of what I was doing and to piss all over my nice clean bed: fuck you. But I will take your money again if you want to come back and ask for the impossible some more.

oCURIOUSo
08-23-2015, 10:38 AM
Dear Cam customer,
No. For the 100 th time, I will not get you off in free chat. No, I won't tell you naughty stories or how big your dick is. And no, you're definitely not entitled to hear the details of my separation so you can get off on the idea of me flying internationally to fuck you because omg your dick is just so big! It's not. I won't. Pay me or shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, no.

Serena-Shields
08-23-2015, 10:49 AM
Dear Cam customer,

You're fabulous and you spend lots of money on me, you're hot and Italian. But for the love of God, I do not care that you work in customer service, and no, I don't think you have the faintest clue about what kind of person I really am. Stop telling me that I'm just ''A cute sweet innocent girl under that professional and dominant exterior'' because as it turns out, I would absolutely gouge your eyes out with my floral hammer if you said that to me in person.

Ciao, your favorite cam girl.

hyori
08-24-2015, 05:03 AM
Dear Cam Customer,

Don't use your lame PUA negging techniques on me expecting any kind of attention. Go back to your forum for losers who can't get laid. Oh, and calling me Yoko Ono or Margeret Cho is not an insult...they are fap material. Now go fuck yourself with your BPA, phlalate-laced, imitation fleshlight.

Sincerely, The Cam girl of your dreams

bbwbrianna
08-26-2015, 12:07 PM
No, for the last time I don't do mother fucking phone. It's great that you spent money on me in the past and joined my fan club and all, but you don't have to ask me every time you come in if I do phone. The answer was "No" the last ten times, which means it's never going to happen. No I will not block my number in order to call you, tried it before it didn't work. I will block you if you keep bugging me. And no, I won't come on whenever you want me to be available. I go on when I feel like it. My free time is MINE bitch and I don't need to work around your schedule.

SimoneGray
08-26-2015, 01:36 PM
Dear Cam Customers,

Please all be awesome people and give me money for shoes and other things...thank you

Sincerely, Simone

Staples
08-26-2015, 02:01 PM
Dear Clingy CMD guy I found on Twitter

I really appreciate the show you bought and the fact that you want to buy another but if you tweet me one more time asking if we can do a show when I've told you A THOUSAND TIMES that BOTH of my in-laws are in the hospital and I'm doing very few shows right now I'm going to strangle you. Seriously dude, what part of "I promise you'll know as soon as I'm ready for a show" don't you understand? Also, most of the tweets you're seeing from me are automated so no, I am not ignoring you. Yes, I really do want to do a show with you but if you keep being so damn clingy and weird I'm going to lose my shit. Also, I'm not your baby girl.

seicento
08-26-2015, 05:02 PM
Dear cam customers ,
Thank you for giving me your money and make me feel gorgeous and relaxed today when for the first time I`m not wearing make up on cam!
Sincerely,
Pleased

bbwbrianna
08-27-2015, 12:19 AM
Dear broke assholes, I can appreciate the fact that you're bored and lonely. I also appreciate the fact you can't get laid in real life. So I know you have a lot of pent up sexual frustration and all, but my job isn't to help keep bored men occupied. It isn't to to talk dirty with you in free chat so you can get off either. My job is to take your money in exchange for helping you jerk off your tiny penis. Do you see why I'm not turned on and going off on you all the time? Do you see now why I am indifferent to everything you're saying? Cause I'm not getting paid to do my job. Having a big dick means nothing when you have no credit. Try your bullshit pick up lines in a strip club when your wallet is empty and see how kind they are to you then, you sorry SOB. Much hate,

Pissed off cam girl not getting paid

seicento
08-28-2015, 10:55 PM
Dear asshole,
Thank you for my first ever 2stars rating.I'd rather get a bad rating than removing my panties in 1:18min.You get what you pay for,in this case...nothing!
Ps:I hope you'll die whilst wanking ;)

SimoneGray
08-30-2015, 06:24 AM
Dear Cam Customers,

Thank you for being sweeter to me than any guy IRL has ever been. Not sure what I did to end up with a crop of such phenomenal clients, but I hope all of you guys last with me and stay for a while. I also think this is the first time that I have been genuinely thankful for a group of you.

Sincerely, Simone

christylive
08-30-2015, 01:30 PM
Dear cam customers, (THIS IS NOT TOWARDS THE AWESOME SWEETHEARTS, BUT THE DIPSHITS)



1. i know I am FAT. I advertise it daily and make an awesome living with my 'fat' ass.
2. typing paragraphs on how i should kill myself or join the gym before i get heart disease does not hurt my feelings in the least bit. We all gotta die eventually right?
3. Telling me that I'm not even worth a 1 gold buy in for a gold show is by all means your opinion
4. Telling me to show my tits before we go private is the quickest way to get banned
5. you are NOT entitled to MY body for FREE just because you signed up to the website
6. If my topic says no pee or poop, it's there for a reason
7. telling me it's ok to do something because 'other models' do it will not get you your way with me, those other models don't pay my bills and it's just a matter of time before they get caught
8. I'm not interested in meeting you. i mean, you can't even tip 1 funky dollar into a gold show. should i trust that you won't stiff me with the restaurant bill when you 'go to the bathroom' ??
9. Even if it's true, do not go into other cam girls rooms and gossip or partake in he said she said. I frankly could give 2 fucks what another thinks about me be it another cam girl or a customer (if it's not directed it's not respected)
10. for every negative asshat there's 100 Christy Live supporters so remember that the next time you move to work your cum drenched fingers on your keyboard typing silly shit .

Bonus....... 11: Telling me to get a REAL job is the funniest thing i think I've ever heard...being that It took me 2 wks to make at a regular job what I make in just a few days with cam.. Now why would I quit and go back to working for pennies and not even be able to buy groceries b/c you feel this is not a real job? Go sit down someplace. LOL

-Good day sir :)


42445

SexyLittleThing
08-30-2015, 05:37 PM
Dear cheap ass,

I know you want to see my (perfect) ass for free. You told me that 10 times already. And I told you that I want to see that money first. Seems like we're talking in different languages. You are persistent, I'll give you that. But I'm not the girl for you - I don't show anything I don't want to show for free. I hope you find yourself a girl that will do that for you, no questions asked. But that girl ain't me.

Sincerely,

Fine ass bitch