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EllieGold
09-04-2015, 10:54 AM
You guys are some of the most annoying, cheapest, self centered, rudest, crudest, pieces of work I've ever had to deal with. You're very mentally taxing and I've seriously had enough. I'm not McDonalds... go be cheap elsewhere. I'm a gourmet meal and you got to pay the price for luxury.
Keep shining on! ;D
SimoneGray
10-14-2015, 07:37 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
I never thought I would learn so much from you guys that has actually helped me out in real life. Thank you for that.
Sincerely, Simone
CharlieTen
10-19-2015, 11:19 AM
Mccustomer:hey, what's in the Chicken Sandwhich??
Mcemployee: Well, there's breaded chicken, lettuce, mayonnaise and tomatoes.
Mccustomer: Mmm. Can I see?
Mcemployee: What?
Mccustomer: I'd like to see the goods before I pay for them.
Mcemployee: Sir, The burger is only £2.49. We cook most our food fresh to order so I can't show you the burger for health and safety reasons. There's a picture on the menu though.
Mccustomer: Right. Well other fast food restaraunts have shown me their burgers when asked.
Mcemployee: Okay...so will you be ordering anything today?
Mccustomes: Depends how hungry you can make me.
Mccemployee: Huh?
Mccustomer: If I buy 10 chicken sandwiches can you do them at half price? And could you bring them to my table instead of me having to stand and wait for them?
Mccemployee: Uh, no, sorry that's not how it works.
Mccustomer: (leaves without saying a word)
This scenario is ridiculous in the real world but apparantely perfectly acceptable in the cam customer world. Amirite ladies?
CharlieTen
10-19-2015, 11:33 AM
Dear Cam customers:
When you tip me for my time in free chat when you can't buy a session, when you thank me and say bye at the end of a session, when you buy sessions just to talk, when you go over the block session time, when you go overdrawn for me and don't come back into free without the intention to pay me, when you tell me to do whatever I want in a paid session, when you tell me I'm the best girl on the website even though I'm asymmetrical as fuck and audritwo is clearly the best girl on the website...
Thank you. You are needles in the hay and precious little silver ones at that. You keep me smiling and I don't make money unless I'm smiling. Love ya.
Kitcatt
10-20-2015, 11:12 AM
Dear Cam Customers,
Even though you know I was gone for 2 weeks fucking my boyfriend in another country and traveling all over Europe you still sent me over $500 in gifts to come home to and were chomping at the bit to do shows on my first night back, even though it was a Monday. You know how to treat a lady, thank you!!
SimoneGray
11-01-2015, 07:01 PM
Dear Cam customers...
Please be there in November and let's make this month awesome!!
Sincerely, me
kortneykay
11-01-2015, 07:31 PM
Dear Cam Customers,
I really appreciate your business, honesty, and sense of adventure. I really do get a kick out of your quirky fetishes and requests and I really enjoy carrying them out for you. Above all, I really appreciate the way you accept and praise my body no matter what it goes through. Recently, I've decided to get healthy and a lot of you have instead of mocked me, congratulated and praised me. This feels amazing considering I'm shifting from being a BBW to a slender, curvy woman and a lot of diehard guys don't like change. It's refreshing to know that you're willing to accept me for who I am as an evolving individual and not just another pair of tits. :D I'm looking forward to many more nights of laughter and earth shattering orgasms.
Magical_Hoohah
12-02-2015, 12:40 AM
Dear Cam Customers on SM,
Thank you for responding to my gentle suggestions that you leave me a nice rating. I've been focused on other sites lately, and came back to find that I lost my 5 star status and was reset to 4 stars. Thus, I was banished to a horrible hell known as "not the first page." God bless you for favoriting me sometime in the past, taking me private this week in spite of my 4 star pariah status, and helping me return from purgatory. Please pray to the algorithm gods that they acknowledge your ratings asap. Also, in your cam site browsing, please remember to peruse beyond the first page now and then!
Many thanks, and may your orgasms be plentiful!
WierdGirl
12-02-2015, 12:57 AM
I like submissive customers who let me dominate them... Or ones who want to see just a strip show, because I like to dance. And I'd rather perform for lonely men, instead of men who are cheating on their wives. Cheaters should be offering their wives male strippers, and attention from other men, instead being selfish themselves. I like when customers appreciate my sexy outfit, or my taste in music, too.
pinklemonade0
12-02-2015, 05:20 AM
^ I love it when they say they like my underwear or anything I'm wearing. I think some of this comes from I used to think it wasn't good enough, because people used to say I should buy different stuff/change myself... but I stopped listening now. So when someone says they like it it's like they're not wanting to change me.
LusterDust
12-04-2015, 02:41 AM
Dear Ass-Hat,
When I say "Special sale: Tip 99 tokens for my newest video" you know damned, fucking well that is meant as a single, 99 token tip. Don't tip 99 in 1 token amounts over the course five hours and then demand the video. This makes you a dick bag. Also, you already got me to squeal and thank you (99 fucking times) for every single token tip you placed to make my Ohmibod buzz.
I got 99 problems, dude...just no...
nattyfetish
12-04-2015, 02:57 AM
Dear latex lover: you are a cute guy but stop playn heart broken because i didn't want to meet you. I don't know you, you barely tell me any thing about you & mostly - you have a girlfriend ! I areciate you coming in such long privates with me but that doesn't entitle you to meet me. Not evan if you are just a slave (no i don't feel like starting my real life domina carreer now). Thank you for beeing that amazing but stop making me feel bad (you are not right!). And that applies to all the dear cam memebrs that wanna meet up in real with cam girls !
Kitcatt
12-04-2015, 03:14 AM
Dear cam customer who has never been in my room before who tells me that he likes findom and sph. Yes, I am not taking your exclusive until you tip me $100. Nope, no exceptions you fake ass bitch.
oCURIOUSo
12-04-2015, 03:16 AM
I like submissive customers who let me dominate them... Or ones who want to see just a strip show, because I like to dance. And I'd rather perform for lonely men, instead of men who are cheating on their wives. Cheaters should be offering their wives male strippers, and attention from other men, instead being selfish themselves. I like when customers appreciate my sexy outfit, or my taste in music, too.
Can you elaborate on that? The cheating part?
Kitcatt
12-04-2015, 03:20 AM
^ I'd agree with that one.
WierdGirl
12-04-2015, 12:07 PM
Can you elaborate on that? The cheating part?
Cheating = being in a relationship, but pursuing other partners, without telling your current partner that you're doing so. And without letting your partner know that they can also pursue or date other people.
I used cheating as a broad term, because people may say chatting with a webcam girl is not cheating, but I think it's somewhere on the border. The married man is seeking attention and sexual interaction with another woman. But he is not letting his wife know that she can also do the same, with a sexy guy. He wants that option to be only for himself. (not to mention, that porn in general is almost all geared toward men - and a man wanting that stuff to be only an option for him is selfish.)
Some people's relationships may be open and equal, where each partner is to free explore other people, including the woman with hot guys, and they're honest with each other about it. But I get the hint that is not how most relationships I hear about are. Usually the guy does not want his wife to also have fun with other men.
I've also had a customer tell me that he was married, and had problems with his wife's sex drive. So I suggested that he have his wife come onto the site and chat with some of the male webcam models, to "spice up her sex drive." I could tell by his lack of response, that he was not going to do that. He wanted the option to visit a webcam model online, to be only for himself. I like webcamming, but I don't think it's 100% positive.
Kitcatt
12-04-2015, 12:16 PM
Very reasonable and fair, thanks for elaborating Wierd!
hyori
12-04-2015, 12:40 PM
The majority of my regulars are married so, they are all cheating bastards. I love my cheating bastards. Yes, it's absolutely cheating if they are interacting with cam girls without the knowledge of their wife. Am I morally OK with that? I happen to be married as well. The difference is that my husband knows what I do with other men on cam and he knows that I am happy doing it, so as long as I'm happy, he's happy. I don't think I'm cheating on my husband if I interact only sexually with other men online.
It would be cheating on my part if I was knowingly having cam time with someone my husband knows personally and I didn't tell him.
Would it be cheating if I was attracted to a customer physically and mentally to the point where I wanted to run off with him and have his children? I think so, if I kept sessions going with the person instead of stopping it altogether.
There is a fine line. If you turn the tables around, you can find that boundary and see that not all men who "cheat" with cam girls are bad.
SimoneGray
12-05-2015, 12:36 PM
Dear Cam Customers...
Please be nice to be when I come back today...
kthanksbye
AnotherLily
12-05-2015, 12:39 PM
To the hot shy guy, with the big dick that actually wanted to see me have a real orgasm, and thanked me, come back anytime time you like bb. ;-)
Glamourmilf
12-05-2015, 12:41 PM
please stop talking to me when you don't plan on spending. please stop expecting me to perform for you for free by being polite and holding a conversation with you when you don't plan on spending. it costs me energy. i have bills to pay and other things to do.
This has been something that makes my blood boil! Don't come in to just say hi. Send me a pm if you're not even going to tip.
seicento
12-09-2015, 07:21 AM
Dear idiot ,
Don`t fucking rate me 4stars because you`re a lazy bastard and don`t read profiles.You would know that I don`t spit nor squirt if you read or at least ask before a show!Not every camgirl does,you lill piece of shit!Can`t wait to see you again...to ban you from my room!
SimoneGray
12-09-2015, 10:31 PM
Dear cam customers...
Fuck you guys sometimes. Really. Some of you are despicable and make me realize why I'm not in a relationship or sexually active.
Sincerely, go fuck yourselves.
PrettyPuppet
12-18-2015, 01:16 PM
Dear cam customer,
No I will not punch my pregnant stomach and endanger my unborn child for you to jack off to. That's the most disgusting request I've ever gotten. I hope someone cuts your cock off with a rusted butter knife and leaves you to bleed out alone in the gutter.
Vlodina
12-18-2015, 03:25 PM
That's so horrible. Hugs. Xxxxx
BadBitch
12-19-2015, 09:00 PM
Dear Young Cam Customers,
Stop asking if I like young cock.
Dear African American Cam Customers,
Stop asking if I like bbc.
Who fucking cares.
SimoneGray
12-20-2015, 12:51 AM
Dear Cam Customers...
No, I do not give you a second thought when I log off nor would I like to have a pic of you "for when I get lonely".
Sincerely, Simone
Cutie101
12-20-2015, 01:46 AM
Dear cam customer,
I am not an Avon brochure to "show you some".
Dear cam customer,
I won't lower my price for you, because I am not interested to spend more time with you for same money.
Dear cam customer,
While you tip me 5 gold to stand up, other customer is tipping me 144 gold just for a smile. Then why the heck to get up my beautiful booty for you in freechat? Especially when I repeat you 3 times that I don't take requests in freechat, you tip like a loser and then you get butthurt when you realise I still don't take requests in freechat, no matter how much you tip me.
EllieGold
01-13-2016, 12:21 AM
fuck you.
that is all.
KittyCurious
01-13-2016, 01:40 AM
Please stop thinking that those stupid patterns of 'I pay/I go pvt after you show tits/pussy/face etc' will work. Please go to dating site if you need free real sex. Please go to pornhub for free porn fitting your request. Please go to social media if you want free damn chat.>:(
Please stop going to a girl which is being paid for attention to get some for free. Selectively, exactly from her, despite you know how it works. Do what you can afford and be honest.
... Oh wait, what I am hoping for...
CatBBW
01-17-2016, 10:17 AM
Dear Cam Customers
Please don't immediately leave the second I get my pussy out for you - it's giving her a complex that she's not the pretty little daisy she thinks she is.
Thanks.
Dear Cam Customers
Why the fuck are you still doing this? Are you scared of a real, grown up, mature fat woman's hairy cunt? It's thanks to little boys like you that I have learned not to expose her the second you ask for it, and draw out the tease for maximum bank...
But it would be nice if you stuck around for at least a few seconds, at least just to study what a real-life vulva actually looks like.
Thanks.
AnotherLily
10-10-2016, 10:36 AM
A special shout out to my minute men; especially the guy that just became a 2 on SM. Whether you meant to or not. Thanks for the coins. =-*
Violethollywood
10-10-2016, 01:16 PM
Dear cam customer,
No I will not punch my pregnant stomach and endanger my unborn child for you to jack off to. That's the most disgusting request I've ever gotten. I hope someone cuts your cock off with a rusted butter knife and leaves you to bleed out alone in the gutter.
what a sick fuck. i hope he gets fucking ass raped by an elephant. fucking crazies man smh
Teddy_Bear
10-10-2016, 01:28 PM
Dear Last Customer of the Night,
I don't know where the fuck you came from but it would appear that telling the room I was logging off (which I was) propelled your ass to not only take me to paid chat but to go private (more expensive) rather than exclusive to make sure you didn't miss me.
Thank you for spending your dollars on me and please come back any time.
Regards,
A Verrrrrry Grateful Camgirl
DonaDiabla
10-10-2016, 01:29 PM
Dear cam customers,
Fuck your music requests in my room. I understand that you want to listen to 2chainz and Korn but you will not be hearing that in my room. I understand that mixing the goth and funk music together is acquired taste but it is mine.
Dear cam customers,
Also, fuck you guys that sit in my room but do not want to tip. You get booted after 20 mins because I know if you want to tip....you would not take so long.
Kandigrace
10-10-2016, 01:37 PM
Dear Cam Customer:
I hate that most of you expect me to do all of the work like i am a fucking mind reader. How in the hell am i supposed to know how to please you if you dont fucking tell me? Lose the antisocial shit when dealing with me, its not cool and it makes you look like an ass. I am never going to meet you in real life because most of you repulse me and i am never putting my safety at risk for you. When you send me photos of your dick, i do not look at them. I usually just laugh at fucking pathetic you are. When i log offline, you are the last person on my mind. I am not a freak in real life and i never want to be. In real life, all i truly want is a business, a degree, a good relationship, and to be a mom someday. I am not thinking about your funky cheap horny ass when i cut off my computer. A bitch got better things to do than all that. Just because i am a black woman does not mean you can call me any of the following words "nigger", "michonne", "gorilla", or "brown sugar". Nobody has ever called anyone "brown sugar" after the year "1973". I am not an actual whore so everytime you call me once, i am secretly thinking of beating the living shit out of you. People actually use to say i was pretty smart and it was only confirmed by the fact that i went to college for a damn year. I love some of you guys to the core. I love the guys who share their day with me and that are generous and that show they have souls. I love the guys who realize that this is a business and whereas i would love to hang out with them for free, this is a business and its not really possible. If i had my way, you idiots would have to pay a fee to get in my room. I believe everything on a camsite should be monetized. Please stop coming into my room and asking these really stupid questions and then leaving immediately afterwards, you just really make me want to punch you in the fucking cock. I am never going to give you my real phone number because i want as little contact with you as humanly possible. Please stop asking me to c2c with you for free, that shit is irritating. When i offer a skype show, its not for free. It will never be for free. Dont ever ask me to act like a little girl because that's going to get your ass banned with the quickness. If you are a sick fuck who thinks screwing little kids is fun, you need to be beheaded and castrated. Stop coming into my room and asking me if i am pregnant as a way to get rid of possible paying clients just cause you think i shouldnt be on the site, you dont think i can see that shit but i can. Please know that the moment i lose enough weight to the point where its socially acceptable for me to do mainstream porn or hell even open up a phone sex business, i will never deal with another freeloader again. Fuck you and kiss my big black ass, you miserable son of a bitch.
Signed
A stereotypical black woman who is sick of your shit.
SkoomaQueen
10-12-2016, 03:37 PM
Dear cam customers,
Thank you for appreciating my nerdyness and taste in music. Getting regulars, tips, and long privates solely to chat just for being myself makes me insanely happy. Thank you for worshiping me, for fun roleplays, buying block sessions, treating me like a human, giving me 5 star ratings and leaving kind comments. For the first time in my life I have a job that I don't hate, I can treat myself, save, take time off and look forward to the future and it's all because of you guys.
But to one (and probably more) customer in particular, you used to take me private all the time and tip well, now you just peep into my other pvts for 20 seconds and if I'm not doing "your thing" you'll say "well this is boring" or "ew". Fuck off? Or better yet, take me private like you have before so I can do a show for YOU? Pretty sure I'm just going to end up banning you though...Headaches.
caramelcraze
10-13-2016, 05:30 AM
Dear cam customer,
No, i will not shave my head for you in exclusive or for a measly 50 gold tip. Stop asking.
Dear Cam Customer:
I hate that most of you expect me to do all of the work like i am a fucking mind reader. How in the hell am i supposed to know how to please you if you dont fucking tell me? Lose the antisocial shit when dealing with me, its not cool and it makes you look like an ass. I am never going to meet you in real life because most of you repulse me and i am never putting my safety at risk for you. When you send me photos of your dick, i do not look at them. I usually just laugh at fucking pathetic you are. When i log offline, you are the last person on my mind. I am not a freak in real life and i never want to be. In real life, all i truly want is a business, a degree, a good relationship, and to be a mom someday. I am not thinking about your funky cheap horny ass when i cut off my computer. A bitch got better things to do than all that. Just because i am a black woman does not mean you can call me any of the following words "nigger", "michonne", "gorilla", or "brown sugar". Nobody has ever called anyone "brown sugar" after the year "1973". I am not an actual whore so everytime you call me once, i am secretly thinking of beating the living shit out of you. People actually use to say i was pretty smart and it was only confirmed by the fact that i went to college for a damn year. I love some of you guys to the core. I love the guys who share their day with me and that are generous and that show they have souls. I love the guys who realize that this is a business and whereas i would love to hang out with them for free, this is a business and its not really possible. If i had my way, you idiots would have to pay a fee to get in my room. I believe everything on a camsite should be monetized. Please stop coming into my room and asking these really stupid questions and then leaving immediately afterwards, you just really make me want to punch you in the fucking cock. I am never going to give you my real phone number because i want as little contact with you as humanly possible. Please stop asking me to c2c with you for free, that shit is irritating. When i offer a skype show, its not for free. It will never be for free. Dont ever ask me to act like a little girl because that's going to get your ass banned with the quickness. If you are a sick fuck who thinks screwing little kids is fun, you need to be beheaded and castrated. Stop coming into my room and asking me if i am pregnant as a way to get rid of possible paying clients just cause you think i shouldnt be on the site, you dont think i can see that shit but i can. Please know that the moment i lose enough weight to the point where its socially acceptable for me to do mainstream porn or hell even open up a phone sex business, i will never deal with another freeloader again. Fuck you and kiss my big black ass, you miserable son of a bitch.
Signed
A stereotypical black woman who is sick of your shit.
That was AWESOME!! You were speaking my mind. Thank you!! <3 ( and I'm not black)
hyori
10-13-2016, 06:59 AM
Dear Cam Customer,
Please stop trying to catfish your dick pics to me on Instagram by pretending you are a male model. I've reported you to the male model for stealing his face and body pictures.
Violethollywood
10-13-2016, 08:31 AM
Dear Cam Customer:
I hate that most of you expect me to do all of the work like i am a fucking mind reader. How in the hell am i supposed to know how to please you if you dont fucking tell me? Lose the antisocial shit when dealing with me, its not cool and it makes you look like an ass. I am never going to meet you in real life because most of you repulse me and i am never putting my safety at risk for you. When you send me photos of your dick, i do not look at them. I usually just laugh at fucking pathetic you are. When i log offline, you are the last person on my mind. I am not a freak in real life and i never want to be. In real life, all i truly want is a business, a degree, a good relationship, and to be a mom someday. I am not thinking about your funky cheap horny ass when i cut off my computer. A bitch got better things to do than all that. Just because i am a black woman does not mean you can call me any of the following words "nigger", "michonne", "gorilla", or "brown sugar". Nobody has ever called anyone "brown sugar" after the year "1973". I am not an actual whore so everytime you call me once, i am secretly thinking of beating the living shit out of you. People actually use to say i was pretty smart and it was only confirmed by the fact that i went to college for a damn year. I love some of you guys to the core. I love the guys who share their day with me and that are generous and that show they have souls. I love the guys who realize that this is a business and whereas i would love to hang out with them for free, this is a business and its not really possible. If i had my way, you idiots would have to pay a fee to get in my room. I believe everything on a camsite should be monetized. Please stop coming into my room and asking these really stupid questions and then leaving immediately afterwards, you just really make me want to punch you in the fucking cock. I am never going to give you my real phone number because i want as little contact with you as humanly possible. Please stop asking me to c2c with you for free, that shit is irritating. When i offer a skype show, its not for free. It will never be for free. Dont ever ask me to act like a little girl because that's going to get your ass banned with the quickness. If you are a sick fuck who thinks screwing little kids is fun, you need to be beheaded and castrated. Stop coming into my room and asking me if i am pregnant as a way to get rid of possible paying clients just cause you think i shouldnt be on the site, you dont think i can see that shit but i can. Please know that the moment i lose enough weight to the point where its socially acceptable for me to do mainstream porn or hell even open up a phone sex business, i will never deal with another freeloader again. Fuck you and kiss my big black ass, you miserable son of a bitch.
Signed
A stereotypical black woman who is sick of your shit.
You've literally said everything i've wanted to say . MAN! for real though .
Violethollywood
10-13-2016, 08:32 AM
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD : stop giving me your god damn number in every message you send me . I don't fucking want it and i'm not gonna take it. no matter how many times you ask me.Gross nasty ass mfer.
Violethollywood
10-13-2016, 08:36 AM
oh and another thing, flicking my clit does not feel good. Do you not know anything about shit ? How about i flick you in the dick and see if you like it you fucking moron smh. I sweat these idiots have no idea what women like .
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-13-2016, 12:37 PM
oh and another thing, flicking my clit does not feel good. Do you not know anything about shit ? How about i flick you in the dick and see if you like it you fucking moron smh. I sweat these idiots have no idea what women like .
Well, one good thing's come of it: now I have something else to add to my CBT routine. Time to try some dick flicking...
xBaby_Dollx
10-13-2016, 01:48 PM
Dear cam customer
When I ask you to tell me what you like, do not fucking respond with "What ever you like!" and then get pissy, leave and rate me one star because it wasn't what YOU wanted.
Don't be such a piece of shit- fucking TELL ME WHEN I ASK YOU!
MyRealNameIsWeird
10-13-2016, 03:27 PM
Well, one good thing's come of it: now I have something else to add to my CBT routine. Time to try some dick flicking...
Well, it turns out even the most masochistic sissy bitches do not like that. I believe a sample size of three crying and/or logging off is enough to verify this. :p
imelly21
10-14-2016, 05:25 AM
oh and another thing, flicking my clit does not feel good. Do you not know anything about shit ? How about i flick you in the dick and see if you like it you fucking moron smh. I sweat these idiots have no idea what women like .
I dont think many know what women like.
Cutie101
10-24-2016, 08:10 PM
Dear cam customer,
Please stop asking for secretary roleplay, if all you do, after I put my outfit on, is to ask me to strip and play with my pussy and you mention 0 things about all the boss- secretary fantasy and also, you ignore all my attemtps to start the fantasy.
Just request a fucking normal show!
Not that I mind taking your money for some extra minutes while I put my outfit on, but I do it on your own benefit.
Arielsilverr
10-25-2016, 12:09 AM
Dear all customers,
Offering extra money will not suddenly turn me on to anal or any other thing I said already that I do not do. Telling me I would make more money if I did will not get me to do it either. Why do you stay to argue instead of finding a girl that does do it?
Dishonor on you and your family.
JaneBurgess
10-25-2016, 12:19 PM
Dear cam customers,
I show ass in free chat for $7. That doesnt mean if you tip a lot more money I will take my underwear off and show naked ass. Your lack of respect and trying to FORCE me to do something I said no to will get your ass BANNED>