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ChubbyCherub
10-25-2016, 01:08 PM
Dear Creep,
#1 I don't want your phone number. I am not going to call you.
#2 I don't want your email address, as impressive as it is that you can type it so stealthily within PUBLIC chat. I hope you get spammed by dudes.
#3 Why the FUCK does it matter if I'm single, or have kids. Or where I live?!? You are NEVER going to meet me. You will never be with me. End of story.
#4 You want me to show you the "inside of my vagina", huh? I.... what.... you make my brain hurt...
Love,
The bitch who just banned you
ChubbyCherub
10-25-2016, 01:11 PM
Dear cam customer,
No I will not punch my pregnant stomach and endanger my unborn child for you to jack off to. That's the most disgusting request I've ever gotten. I hope someone cuts your cock off with a rusted butter knife and leaves you to bleed out alone in the gutter.
Oh my God!!!! What a freak! ((hugs))
LoraDoll
10-25-2016, 01:21 PM
i have a message too.
dear cam customers . U re all fucking stupid.
Message end. :D
Kaya_x
10-25-2016, 01:22 PM
Dear cam customer
Who used to be a very favourable regular of mine, I'd appreciate it if you could stop calling me and my UK size 14 self as a BBW, cuddly and chubby.
I understand me and my very clearly obese self offends you and that I don't go to the gym on your demands, for that I do apologise and I hope that you can find it in your ever so middle aged overweight self/heart to forgive me and my "overeating" sins
Thank you x
Dear cam customer,
Here you are again. Showing up on my cam door.
You didn't like me last time so you rated me as so.
I really hope you figured out that you're a douchecanoed, slackcock motherfucker and I banned you for even thinking you would come back just to give me another fun rating. Go fuck yourself and choke on a bag of disease infected dicks.
K.
Thanx.
BadBitch
10-25-2016, 05:27 PM
Dear Cam Customer,
You came in asking to see my ass. I told you that it was $5 Gold. You said, "But I'm a regular and will be taking you exclusive". To which I replied, "That's fine. It's still $5 Gold. Do you go into your regular bar and demand free shots?" You said that you do. We bickered back and forth.
You took me exclusive shortly after our argument. We did our thing. We did phone. It was awkward. You made it awkward with your begging to see my ass. You did cum. You then left me a 1 star rating. I had my rep remove it and ban you.
That was 6 months ago.
Fast-forward to today when I did an exclusive with someone whose name I didn't recognize. We did phone. Guess what mother fucker? I recognized your voice. Do you really think I"m that fucking stupid???
Thankfully, you didn't leave me 1 star this time. But really - do you fucking think I'm that fucking stupid????
Chellyinparadise
10-25-2016, 09:49 PM
Dear cam customer,
Although you may think this is a dating site, im not interested in your poems and romance and how you can provide for me yet havent spent a dime on me on the site. Take your romance and shove it up your ass, the only thing im interested in is your money which you dont seem to have, romance doesnt pay my bills so move along buddy. Thanks...
xoprincessremy
10-25-2016, 10:23 PM
Dear cam customer,
Although you may think this is a dating site, im not interested in your poems and romance and how you can provide for me yet havent spent a dime on me on the site. Take your romance and shove it up your ass, the only thing im interested in is your money which you dont seem to have, romance doesnt pay my bills so move along buddy. Thanks...
ew!! I had a semi-regular reg write me a song once. he used my name in the lyrics, and played guitar and sang it and posted it to YT. he's a 'singer' in a small band. I was the 3rd camgirl he did this with! i had to sit, and pretend to like it during our skype session as he played the video for me.
pukeeeeeee
Semyonovna
10-26-2016, 04:02 AM
Dear cam customers,
I see you all as ATM machines :) I won't meet you, fuck you or marry you, but enjoy your fantasy while paying me. Whatever you say to me, in my heart I will stay 100% indifferent because you are probably just another basic, anonymous person on the internet. If you prove to be different then the rest I might enjoy our chats so my hours on cam pass faster.
Dear cam customer, when I play with you, in 80% cases I won't even look at your dick, your tongue or your face, because I will have my boyfriend's dick and amazing sex we had last night on my mind. And when we are done and you're telling me how great and perfect it was I will smile and send you kisses because I really like this situation where I get money to touch my pussy and think about things that turn me on :)
Chellyinparadise
10-26-2016, 10:43 AM
ew!! I had a semi-regular reg write me a song once. he used my name in the lyrics, and sang it and posted it to YT. he's a 'singer' in a small band. I was the 3rd camgirl he did this with! i had to sit, and pretend to like it during our skype session as he played the video for me.
pukeeeeeee
Omg thats bad lol i dont know if i could tolerate that but for the money i probably could but hope it never happens again haha that must of been hard to do
xoprincessremy
10-28-2016, 12:56 AM
Omg thats bad lol i dont know if i could tolerate that but for the money i probably could but hope it never happens again haha that must of been hard to do
it was awkward!!! he kept fishing for compliments too ugh. i was sooo happy when our time ran out
Chellyinparadise
10-28-2016, 01:00 AM
im sure it was i would of been glad it was over as well.