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caramelcraze
07-30-2016, 06:30 AM
*squinting* "I should probably grab my glasses..."

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-30-2016, 10:44 AM
Fuck! Im going crosseyed looking at that little thing.

From an actual show where the guy started crying. He said it was cathartic.
"Eh fucker what are you cryin for? Not even tear drops are gonna make that thing grow"

OMG the way you jerk off looks like your're playing the worlds smallest violin HAHAHAHAAAA

SPH is my shit!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
08-01-2019, 08:24 AM
Bumping for newbies looking for sph tips

Sweet_Sadie
08-01-2019, 04:38 PM
SPH is my shit!

Question: Could a girl make this her primary niche and earn? It falls into my wheelhouse. And some dude tagged me as a 'dongmaster!' ;D;D;D

NitaBaby
08-01-2019, 06:09 PM
Question: Could a girl make this her primary niche and earn? It falls into my wheelhouse. And some dude tagged me as a 'dongmaster!' ;D;D;D

I thought you were my cousin for a second until I looked at your username. She was like "wtf is a 'dongmaster'??" lol apparently that's a common tag.

Sweet_Sadie
08-02-2019, 06:26 AM
I thought you were my cousin for a second until I looked at your username. She was like "wtf is a 'dongmaster'??" lol apparently that's a common tag.

;D;D;D I had to Google 'dongmaster' because at first, I was offended. I thought it was an insult, but it's not. :P

Ladybuggie
08-02-2019, 12:34 PM
"Oh wow! Can you even piss with that? LOL"

izshadow
08-03-2019, 07:35 PM
I suck at domination and humiliation but occasionally I get someone who doesnt care and wants to try me out. My line is....

Awwwww look at that teeny, weeny, peeny

LOL they seem to like those three words so I toss it around during our call and/or show.

Miss_ShaSha
01-26-2020, 12:58 PM
I really dig SPH guys. Deep down they wanna please as they know they're deficient in the dick department.

While I do use some one liners to start the show, letting them know what they CAN do seems to really get them off & come back for more.

I'll say "well as we both know your dick is useless & can't hit my cervix...however you do have a mouth that can come in handy". & I'll instruct on how to eat my ass LOL.

I'll also say "since your dick can't bring me pleasure, you certainly can tickle my pussy with your tips".

Just did an exclusive with a level 2 member who tipped 75 GOLD to please me. He stayed for 13 min.

Haha lil dick men can be useful.

MsJess
01-29-2020, 04:39 PM
i need to get myself a pro on this as i get this requested all the time and it is so fun lol

Miss_ShaSha
01-30-2020, 10:54 AM
i need to get myself a pro on this as i get this requested all the time and it is so fun lol

Yeah, it's a ton of fun. Something else that gets them going is saying "your dick just isn't sufficient, but you could use your mouth to get me ready for an 8.5 in cock"

A funny bit I use is "oh no! That dick is just too small. You've gotta do something about it. Perhaps lift weights with your dick. Tie a weight to your dick and just keep lifting. Perhaps one day it'll help."

izshadow
01-31-2020, 02:35 PM
I guess we should be careful with SPH as not everyone likes to be humiliated. I literally just had a guy call and did 15 mins with me on NF cam and wanted me to tell him about my experiences with cock size and then showed me his. I'm glad I didnt start out humiliating him (I almost did out of habit) because he wanted me to instead tell him how much I loved his little cock while holding a lighter up to my pussy (the same size as his cock).

JGB2009
02-01-2020, 04:21 PM
I guess we should be careful with SPH as not everyone likes to be humiliated. I literally just had a guy call and did 15 mins with me on NF cam and wanted me to tell him about my experiences with cock size and then showed me his. I'm glad I didnt start out humiliating him (I almost did out of habit) because he wanted me to instead tell him how much I loved his little cock while holding a lighter up to my pussy (the same size as his cock).

Haha he sounds exactly like my caller. LOL I think its the same guy. Funny at first I thought he might want to be humiliated, glad I didn't insult him.

nattyfetish
02-02-2020, 10:19 AM
Haha he sounds exactly like my caller. LOL I think its the same guy. Funny at first I thought he might want to be humiliated, glad I didn't insult him.
I belive that evan sayin that you love his dick (while showing the lighter 0 which is clearly very small) shows humiliation aswell. Another type but still. Most sph guys want their tiny dicks to be loved somehow (or usefull somehow?): in entertaining purposes, turned into clits, SOMEHOW lol. Aka I love your tiny dick, it is so pathetic, the tought of you not getting laid in x years gets me wet (aka i love it, you are not totally worthless).

SamanthaSugar
02-02-2020, 04:56 PM
I reach for my big magnifying glass

CuddleonCam
09-19-2020, 10:12 PM
Hi cute girls!

I need some ideas for short clips to sell straight to customer, such as Dick Rating, Humiliation, Dick Hating etc. Sometimes I sell funny clips, were I tell a dirty joke dressed in hot outfits. Now I need more ideas!

Hugs & Kisses

EmPea
09-19-2020, 11:45 PM
OMG I love this shit so much and JOI too. So easy!! And a great outlet for repressed misandry. Subscribed. I'll add some, but I swear I can't think of any right now. I even tell my guys to show me their dick on cam2cam so I can get inspired!

One thing that I can tell you they love is pointing and laughing, usually, at some point I get so rediculous about what I am saying that I just started hysterically laughing.

arielbriel
09-23-2020, 11:40 AM
SPH is my fave.

"wow that is so tiny, have u ever even made a girl cum with that"?
"My nephew who's 2 has a bigger dick than you"
"Literally looks like shrimp cocktail I had last night at dinner"
"how many inches is that thing? 2? 3?"
"I feel so bad for you, must be hard going through life with such a minuscule cock, if you can even call it that".

tiffany_twisted
09-24-2020, 06:47 PM
WOooooow you all are amazing, taking so many notes.

One of my SPH clients REALLY likes when I hold up my pinky and then pretend to be jerking it with one or two fingers, talking about how that's all he needs to use. Every time I run out of things to say, I just hold up my pinky :P