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SweetJulia
12-20-2014, 04:57 PM
^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.

charlie61
12-20-2014, 05:43 PM
^I had the female half of a cheap couple show me her oozing, infected nipple piercings. Note to self:STOP mentioning nursing background to customers lol.

Alternatively, offer informal consultations for a price? Hmm... :)

SweetJulia
12-20-2014, 05:59 PM
^I wish, they paid for the two for thirty dance feature in quarters.

Naida
12-21-2014, 04:44 PM
^I wish, they paid for the two for thirty dance feature in quarters.

No. Just no.

kaninchen
12-22-2014, 01:43 PM
This thread was so squick-inducing that I had to brush my teeth and take a shower even though I'm just at home relaxing in clean pajamas.

I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!

Sitri
12-22-2014, 03:01 PM
about 15 years ago at mons venus . guy about 3 feet away on couch tells his dance he just came.. without missing a beat, she says, "Do I get a bigger tip"?

threlayer
12-27-2014, 12:32 PM
Regarding the poll questions: you just can't anticipate many of these things....

(Ullllp)

Naida
12-27-2014, 05:59 PM
Quick deviation- Can I steal that line about customers from your siggy, threlayer?

/threadjack

OliveJardin
12-29-2014, 07:02 PM
I recall the brown color as extending much further than that -- about a third of the way across both cheeks. Maybe it was normal coloring, but in the 30 years I have been going to strip clubs, I have never noticed anything similar.

...let's hope it was an unfortunate birthmark or skin pigmentation problem?!

KikiGem
12-29-2014, 07:09 PM
At one extremely gross club (that I only worked at for 3 shifts) there was a dancer who would always pee in the sink. The toilets at that 'club' got clogged every time they were used. Once I walked into the ladies room to see both toilets filled up to the brim with dirty disgusting shit water.

AlenaRoza
12-29-2014, 07:18 PM
One of the new girls had a little "accident" and there was a little poop on the dressing room floor, sitting in a puddle of pee (sorry for the visual lol!) I was so in shock that it didn't even really make me sick, I was just...shocked.

Really gross girls eating each other out on stage. I'd prefer that didn't go on at all no matter what they look like.

Girls puking in the DR trash can.

Used condoms in the back. That's about it haha.

22lligm
12-29-2014, 11:42 PM
I stepped on a used condom with no heels on.. it was disturbing

sarah101
12-30-2014, 02:20 PM
I think the grossest thing that ever happened to me was in the realm of "smelly customer." I was giving him a dance when I was struck with this peculiar, fishy, and familiar odor. I realized that it was the exact same smell that I would find on my uncircumcised ex-boyfriend after he went to the gym. I was smelling this guy's dick sweat through his fucking jeans. I almost threw up when I realized that. I have never had to end a dance so quickly!


The odor is from smegma!