View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame (Revived!)
OliveJardin
12-26-2014, 07:36 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Strapped-Fishnet-Cami-Set.php
http://www.yandy.com/Neon-Tie-Dye-Net-Tube-Top-and-Short-Set.php
http://www.yandy.com/Naughty-Santa-Chemise.php
http://www.yandy.com/Winter-Ice-Goddess-Chemise.php
http://www.yandy.com/White-Lace-Cowl-Neck-Chemise.php
http://www.upscalestripper.com/sexy-3-piece-cuff-bead-collar-and-g-string-set.html
http://www.upscalestripper.com/pink-pole-dancer-long-sleeve-shredded-pant-set.html
http://www.upscalestripper.com/rainbow-pucker-tube-top-dancer-mini-dress.html
OliveJardin
12-26-2014, 07:37 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Black-G-String-With-Light-Up-Back.php
^For NYE anyone?
Flickdreams
12-27-2014, 12:25 AM
Well played Olive
OliveJardin
12-29-2014, 02:59 AM
^Thanks, it would be kind of funny to wear the glow stick thong though lol.
countcrabula
12-29-2014, 01:26 PM
oh, btw, what the f*ck is up with all these dance outfits with hoodies? just...NO.
Jay12
12-29-2014, 04:03 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Strapped-Fishnet-Cami-Set.php
http://www.yandy.com/Neon-Tie-Dye-Net-Tube-Top-and-Short-Set.php
http://www.yandy.com/Naughty-Santa-Chemise.php
http://www.yandy.com/Winter-Ice-Goddess-Chemise.php
http://www.yandy.com/White-Lace-Cowl-Neck-Chemise.php
http://www.upscalestripper.com/sexy-3-piece-cuff-bead-collar-and-g-string-set.html
http://www.upscalestripper.com/pink-pole-dancer-long-sleeve-shredded-pant-set.html
http://www.upscalestripper.com/rainbow-pucker-tube-top-dancer-mini-dress.html
1. The 80's called...they want their outfit back.
2. That looks like something a J-pop/K-pop artist would wear, but not a stripper.
3. Now I know why I hate X-mas.
4. Too plain.
5. If it wasn't because of that awful collar, it'll look great as a body stocking.
6. A plain white collared shirt is much sexier.
7. Not bad, but it'll look better on a thicker gal.
8 I'd wear that...for a gay pride parade!!!!
charlie61
12-29-2014, 04:21 PM
Am I the only one who's too lazy to click on links?
kaninchen
12-29-2014, 08:03 PM
I wish I had pictures of the bizarre outfits I put together when I was a baby stripper. Some of it was for sure shameful. I saw other dancers wearing cute side-tie bottoms and made my own by tying extra-long shoelaces into bows on the sides of my thong.
I cringe looking back on it, but I banked wearing it, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
22lligm
12-29-2014, 08:09 PM
LOL kaninchen speaking of home-made outfits I had a one piece that I cut into a two piece but it was all scraggly because I didn't sew it or anything.. then paired it with those thigh high white striped socks.. omg. By far the ugliest thing I ever wore luckily it didn't last too long lol.
DonaDiabla
12-29-2014, 08:46 PM
This jellyfish number right here:
http://www.upscalestripper.com/roma-sexy-womens-pink-jellyfish-tutu-bodysuit-costume.html
Aurora14
12-29-2014, 09:03 PM
oh, btw, what the f*ck is up with all these dance outfits with hoodies? just...NO.
I love outfits with hoods, but I work in a dive and have odd taste too...
KikiGem
12-29-2014, 09:07 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Mohair-Legwarmers.php
Someone give Chewbacca his legs back! I hate this trend...
http://www.yandy.com/Deluxe-Woolly-Mammoth-Legwarmers.php
^ No words for this
Yet I think this is cute: http://www.yandy.com/Lace-Up-Furry-Grey-Legwarmers.php
Flickdreams
12-30-2014, 04:32 AM
^ they're very old style rave outfits. Do girls wear that sort of thing in the clubs? or more at festivals?
simone87
12-30-2014, 12:05 PM
40110
Flickdreams
12-30-2014, 07:56 PM
^ Fuck me
KikiGem
12-31-2014, 01:07 AM
^ they're very old style rave outfits. Do girls wear that sort of thing in the clubs? or more at festivals?
I have had my retinas assaulted by many a terrible rave outfit in the club. Some a cute but most miss the mark. I see lots of terrible leg wear, but the fur ones are very popular at least around here.
MiraMichele
12-31-2014, 09:32 AM
I'm actually liking some of these, the one in the OP is really cute I think.
The head piece and the wings have to go, then it wouldn't be quite as bad.
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MiraMichele
12-31-2014, 09:34 AM
[url]http://www.upscalestripper.com/rainbow-pucker-tube-top-dancer-mini-dress.html
I really like this one!
MiraMichele
12-31-2014, 09:46 AM
40125
Oh gosh :-X Tell me no one ever wore anytihng like the pink thing. I could see how the other one might be ok in an urban club, but with a different design, never cared for the flag design.
MiraMichele
12-31-2014, 09:57 AM
40126
You can have this lovely outfit for the bargain of $169.99 ;D
Jay12
12-31-2014, 04:25 PM
40110
That's the lovechild of Rainbow Dash and Discord.
I'm actually liking some of these, the one in the OP is really cute I think.
The head piece and the wings have to go, then it wouldn't be quite as bad.
40124
Another MLP inspired outfit...that'll be perfect for Brony Con.
40125
Oh gosh :-X Tell me no one ever wore anytihng like the pink thing. I could see how the other one might be ok in an urban club, but with a different design, never cared for the flag design.
The way the back part was made it's unflattering.
40126
You can have this lovely outfit for the bargain of $169.99 ;D
You best believe someone at Furry Con will buy this.
skripper
01-01-2015, 08:54 PM
Lmao this one beats all y'all's https://www.etsy.com/listing/157231466/crown-royal-g-string-bandoux-top-and?ref=sr_gallery_6&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=6&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery
MiraMichele
01-02-2015, 01:02 PM
Lmao this one beats all y'all's https://www.etsy.com/listing/157231466/crown-royal-g-string-bandoux-top-and?ref=sr_gallery_6&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_page=6&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_view_type=gallery
If I was still in Guam I would totally wear that. I would use it as a hustle to get Crown shots. There were plenty of times I used a Crown Royal bag for my money and chips, I used it to get shots of Crown, so the outfit would seriously make it no questions asked, I want a shot of Crown, and now lol.
lokikola
01-02-2015, 01:34 PM
Well maybe you should wear something with money printed on it? So customers get that you want money, like, now? Or shots are good form of payment too I guess lol
Seriously that etsy outfit wins by a long shot lmao
MiraMichele
01-02-2015, 01:51 PM
Well maybe you should wear something with money printed on it? So customers get that you want money, like, now? Or shots are good form of payment too I guess lol
Seriously that etsy outfit wins by a long shot lmao
On Guam 90% of your money comes from drink sales, that is what I meant with that.
SkyeSabrina
01-02-2015, 02:57 PM
https://www.etsy.com/listing/157230904/chevy-bikini-tiny-string?ref=related-5
Same seller, different dancewear fail
Jay12
01-02-2015, 04:19 PM
^^Now that's a tacky costume!!!
BTW, the model could had worn some body makeup. As a person with tons of stretch marks in my legs/thighs (most appeared during my early teens, and a few during pregnancy), I always put on makeup on my legs for shootings.
MiraMichele
01-02-2015, 04:27 PM
https://www.etsy.com/listing/157230904/chevy-bikini-tiny-string?ref=related-5
Same seller, different dancewear fail
That whole store is full of dancewear fail, lol. Whoever it is makes halfway decent other stuff like the baby sutff, purses and baby shoes, but they should retire from the dancer outfits, for real.
OliveJardin
01-03-2015, 01:44 AM
http://www.bodykandi.com/ravewear-romper-lace-up-esp2206org1.html
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/215973131/exotic-dancewear-neon-fur-bikini-for?ref=shop_home_active_13
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/206904204/hot-pink-panther-kitty-furry-led-bra-and?ref=sc_3&plkey=47b2ec7724e16bbe6388a988be8c33e35e0c5bc8%3A2 06904204&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/194041394/white-thong-with-chains-and-rhinestones?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
^Found these while browsing for new outfits.
SkyeSabrina
01-03-2015, 02:07 AM
I buy really pretty bikinis from the shop from that second link though. be yes she has some fails too ^^^^^
OliveJardin
01-03-2015, 06:13 AM
http://www.yandy.com/6.5-Heel-Faux-Fur-Sandals.php
Flickdreams
01-04-2015, 02:05 AM
^ Ollie, that white chains briefs, ROFL. But, I like the first outfit....I might alter the legs a bit but its kinda cool...
Jay12
01-04-2015, 02:51 AM
http://www.bodykandi.com/ravewear-romper-lace-up-esp2206org1.html
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/215973131/exotic-dancewear-neon-fur-bikini-for?ref=shop_home_active_13
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/206904204/hot-pink-panther-kitty-furry-led-bra-and?ref=sc_3&plkey=47b2ec7724e16bbe6388a988be8c33e35e0c5bc8%3A2 06904204&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/194041394/white-thong-with-chains-and-rhinestones?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
^Found these while browsing for new outfits.
They aren't horrible (the Etsy ones), but they're more suited for an old school go-go club or a rave.
Flickdreams
01-04-2015, 02:52 AM
^ ohh no, I think the etsy ones are pretty bad, some fashion goes out for a reason :D
charlie61
01-04-2015, 05:29 PM
Try to post photos rather than links if you can - links die quickly...photos are forever. }:D
Flickdreams
01-04-2015, 10:15 PM
How to do that^
charlie61
01-04-2015, 10:38 PM
How to do that^
I save the image to my desktop and upload it through the "Go advanced" option - there's a button to click on the advanced screen that lets you insert an image (if you hover your cursor over the buttons, they'll give you a hint as to what they're for). You can also insert the image by inserting its url, though I'm less experienced with that method.
It's not as quick as posting a link, but it makes the thread way more fun (you can just scroll through it), and the images stay in the thread (avoiding the dead link phenomenon).
JessaJade
01-05-2015, 02:24 AM
http://www.bodykandi.com/ravewear-romper-lace-up-esp2206org1.html
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/215973131/exotic-dancewear-neon-fur-bikini-for?ref=shop_home_active_13
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/206904204/hot-pink-panther-kitty-furry-led-bra-and?ref=sc_3&plkey=47b2ec7724e16bbe6388a988be8c33e35e0c5bc8%3A2 06904204&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/194041394/white-thong-with-chains-and-rhinestones?ref=sr_gallery_11&ga_search_query=exotic+dance+wear&ga_ref=auto3&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
^Found these while browsing for new outfits.
Fuck, that pink thing is hideous!
I kind of like the orange leopard one though. If I were a backup dancer for MC Hammer haha...
Great thread BTW.
OliveJardin
01-05-2015, 02:30 AM
^Yeah, some of them aren't horrible-just funny because some are pretty outdated and more suited to "rave" wear or go go dancing.
OliveJardin
01-05-2015, 02:32 AM
^ Ollie, that white chains briefs, ROFL. But, I like the first outfit....I might alter the legs a bit but its kinda cool...
^I can't imagine it fitting anyone in a flattering way though :(
Flickdreams
01-05-2015, 04:30 AM
^oh yeah, I'm not rushing to get my cc or anything :) Coffee soon?
ScarletKitten
01-06-2015, 02:01 PM
http://www.discountstripper.com/light-upskirtandtopset.aspx
http://www.discountstripper.com/unicorn-corset-and-skirt.aspx
http://www.discountstripper.com/neon-blue-crochet-bodystocking-plus-size.aspx
http://www.discountstripper.com/black-light-ruffle-set.aspx
http://www.discountstripper.com/meshteddywithwristcuffs.aspx
(not a huge fan of the super bright fuzzy rainbow neon trend, it's like they're trying to appeal to festival goers but the costumes are so tacky)
I actually like the unicorn one. The others are hideous though.
kaninchen
01-06-2015, 02:33 PM
40200
http://www.yandy.com/Sexy-Marine-Costume.php
I don't understand how this is appropriate under any circumstances. Is the upper row of ribbons upside down?! Wtf is this?!
ScarletKitten
01-06-2015, 03:11 PM
^^A complete and utter sacrilege!
ScarletKitten
01-21-2015, 11:06 PM
OMG, I just saw this gem:
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http://sassyassyclubwear.com/collections/pole-dancer-clothing/products/black-and-white-print-sexy-diaper-style-monokini
For only $59.99! Does that come with a bottle of bleach to rinse people's eyes out who have to look at this thing?
What's worse is what they are calling this atrocious excuse for an outfit. It's called....drum roll, please.....
"Black And White Print Sexy Diaper style Monokini"
WTF?! :O
And with that illuminati checkerboard pattern, it all just makes me want to devolve into an organism that has no eyes, such as an earthworm. At least earthworms don't have to look at this thing.
charlie61
01-22-2015, 12:00 AM
^The price tag is what puts it on the list! $60? Damn. You can get a custom Kamala gown for that.
hyori
01-29-2015, 09:30 PM
No real explanation needed, I present, Sexy Teletubbie:
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CaramelLips
01-30-2015, 03:32 AM
No real explanation needed, I present, Sexy Teletubbie:
40524
bwahahhaha :)))))
CaramelLips
01-30-2015, 03:33 AM
No real explanation needed, I present, Sexy Teletubbie:
40524
bwahahhaha :)))))
littlelizard
01-30-2015, 05:01 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I *heart* the teletubbie :)