View Full Version : Stripper Outfit Hall of Shame (Revived!)
hyori
01-30-2015, 10:04 PM
Oh we cannot forget the ultimate in sexwear for the male stripper:
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Jay12
01-30-2015, 10:27 PM
^Not sexy!!!
SweetJulia
01-31-2015, 01:29 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Whale.php
http://www.yandy.com/Peacock-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Female-Storm-Trooper.php
http://www.yandy.com/Spider-Girl-Hottie-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Neon-Mad-Hatter-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Cry-Baby.php
http://www.yandy.com/Celestial-Circus-Babe-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Pretty-Spikey-Kitty-Costume.php
SweetJulia
01-31-2015, 01:30 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Adult-Hamburger-Costume.php
SweetJulia
01-31-2015, 01:35 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Owl-Kit.php
kaninchen
01-31-2015, 01:38 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Adult-Hamburger-Costume.php
I don't know what's worse, the burger beret or the lettuce peplum!
SweetJulia
01-31-2015, 04:04 PM
I don't know what's worse, the burger beret or the lettuce peplum!
That site has a surprising amount of food costume. Tacos, fruit, even a McDonalds' collection, consisting of five ensembles including "steamy" fries and a sexy Hamburglar.
DesuvsDeath
01-31-2015, 04:26 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Pretty-Spikey-Kitty-Costume.php
My inner stripper says no. Every other part of me is wondering why I don't own this already.
At least that awful shrug. Fuck. I would wear that every day. What is WRONG with me?
zoezoebelle
02-13-2015, 07:44 AM
Lol! Reminds me of the coworker who got on stage last night in gigantic pink fluffy leg warmers and matching fluffy pink sleeves, with glasses and a mesh top. She always has the strangest outfits.
DorienG
02-17-2015, 02:10 PM
I kind of like yandy "Spikey Kitty"..
SweetJulia
02-17-2015, 02:11 PM
I kind of like yandy "Spikey Kitty"..
I like the shrug, maybe with all black everything else.
LadyJezebel
02-18-2015, 01:30 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Whale.php
http://www.yandy.com/Peacock-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Female-Storm-Trooper.php
http://www.yandy.com/Spider-Girl-Hottie-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Neon-Mad-Hatter-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Cry-Baby.php
http://www.yandy.com/Celestial-Circus-Babe-Costume.php
http://www.yandy.com/Pretty-Spikey-Kitty-Costume.php
I like the peacock one...but for mardi gras not the club hahah
missallison
02-19-2015, 04:16 PM
The food costumes on handy are so cheesey their borderline genious. I bet you could make decent money with a lot of these "horrible" costumes. Because really, what man is going to say no to a hamburger with boobs?
charlie61
02-19-2015, 04:46 PM
The food costumes on handy are so cheesey their borderline genious. I bet you could make decent money with a lot of these "horrible" costumes. Because really, what man is going to say no to a hamburger with boobs?
Not to mention, plenty of men have...questionable taste when it comes to dancer outfits. They tend to like gaudy, borderline tacky clothes, IME. (Not in every club or region, of course).
zoezoebelle
02-21-2015, 07:00 PM
Not to mention, plenty of men have...questionable taste when it comes to dancer outfits. They tend to like gaudy, borderline tacky clothes, IME. (Not in every club or region, of course).
I noticed that the outfits dancers tell me to wear are sometimes the opposite of what my customers actually like. The dancers say to wear pretty/cute things like thigh-high stockings and schoolgirl outfits and really tiny thongs. But I find that the customers hate schoolgirl outfits and stockings, and don't seem to care what thong I'm wearing (first few nights I wore this big chunky exercise thong panty and nobody cared).
charlie61
02-21-2015, 08:17 PM
This thread has turned into a shopping list for those of us with odd tastes in stripper clothing.
Back to the hot-mess picture posting, plz!! :P
kaninchen
02-21-2015, 09:34 PM
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/210087728/exotic-dancewear-sm-4-8-two-piece-lace?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_page=10&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
Surgical dust mask loops behind ears just like standard hospital mask!
Okay, but... what? Why do you need a surgical mask for the club? I'm so confused!
kaninchen
02-21-2015, 09:58 PM
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/201778308/traffic-light-bling-hoodie-mini-dress?ref=sr_gallery_4&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_page=33&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
Nothing inspires the men to fork over their money like the universal symbol of boredom, frustration, and impatience: a giant red STOP LIGHT on your boobs. $50.
charlie61
02-21-2015, 10:07 PM
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/201778308/traffic-light-bling-hoodie-mini-dress?ref=sr_gallery_4&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_page=33&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
Nothing inspires the men to fork over their money like the universal symbol of boredom, frustration, and impatience: a giant red STOP LIGHT on your boobs. $50.
Amazing find!!!
Also, I love that the vag region got the green light.
charlie61
02-21-2015, 10:08 PM
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/210087728/exotic-dancewear-sm-4-8-two-piece-lace?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=exotic+dancewear&ga_page=10&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery
Surgical dust mask loops behind ears just like standard hospital mask!
Okay, but... what? Why do you need a surgical mask for the club? I'm so confused!
A mask could come in handy when dancing for certain customers... :ill:
hyori
02-22-2015, 11:12 AM
And I present to you...Sexy Gandalf...
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I am not sure if that is a fail or a win but I thought I would post it here anyway.
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azaleanola
05-05-2015, 11:08 AM
^That is too perfect!!!
ScarletKitten
05-24-2015, 01:17 AM
This is just not acceptable. Oh god, this is painful...
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ScarletKitten
05-24-2015, 01:19 AM
Jesus, deliver me from this! It gets worse...
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SweetJulia
05-24-2015, 03:53 AM
Jesus, deliver me from this! It gets worse...
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Wow-I love anything leopard print, but this is just terrifying.
MiraMichele
05-27-2015, 06:03 PM
http://www.yandy.com/Celestial-Circus-Babe-Costume.php
Lol I would totally rock the circus outfit, I like it. Hypnotizing those fuckers to spending money, hell yea.
mm621
05-28-2015, 02:12 PM
Lol I would totally rock the circus outfit, I like it. Hypnotizing those fuckers to spending money, hell yea.
I kind of like it for a Hallowern costume! But I would get weird looks for it at the club lol
charlie61
06-28-2015, 09:36 PM
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Found on Yandy lmao
LMAO. I was scrolling through this thread pretty calmly until I hit this gem. What the ever living FUCK?!! The outfit coupled with her expression are PRICELESS!
JessaJade
09-16-2015, 02:42 PM
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kaninchen
09-16-2015, 05:12 PM
^ All those CGI sparkles are burning my eyes. Also why is there an O-ring on it? I mean I know it's for a leash but whaaaatttt
Flickdreams
09-18-2015, 12:41 AM
It looks like they randomly attached a butchers black apron to it. Weird. But honestly, men love the worst outfits.
hyori
09-18-2015, 09:47 AM
Halloween is coming up soon, and whilst searching for ideas, these came up as inspiration...I present to you, the most epic sexy costumes:
http://i.imgur.com/w6GFlRk.jpg
Chew on some wood my furry little beaver!
http://i.imgur.com/um9HhHk.jpg
Tell him to find Nemo.
http://i.imgur.com/vELXB24.jpg
Strings are definitely attached.
http://i.imgur.com/DBwgJCc.jpg
How to make that hot guitarist feel you up.
The male sexy costumes:
http://i.imgur.com/nYX8xda.jpg
No explanation needed. I don't need 3 wishes.
http://i.imgur.com/ArbbAnX.jpg
The roleplay scenarios with this are endless. Spank me Papa.
http://i.imgur.com/mezG8GJ.jpg
Can't tell if this is supposed to be Poseidon or a Merman.
http://i.imgur.com/zGXbdxb.jpg
Check my rectal temperature, baby.
MiraMichele
09-18-2015, 10:25 AM
^^ I kinda like the guitar one...
Emanuelle
09-18-2015, 01:29 PM
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Outfits like this kill me! I don't care how hot your body is, this outfit looks ridiculous and anyone who wears this is flat out going overboard. There is no rocking this outfit, point blank period.
Ha Ha! Have you noticed how popular things like this have become?
iamthefox
09-19-2015, 04:07 PM
Ah geez. I'll have to join in on this later. So much head desking.
Trena
09-23-2015, 10:39 PM
Halloween is coming up soon, and whilst searching for ideas, these came up as inspiration...I present to you, the most epic sexy costumes:
http://i.imgur.com/w6GFlRk.jpg
Chew on some wood my furry little beaver!
http://i.imgur.com/um9HhHk.jpg
Tell him to find Nemo.
http://i.imgur.com/vELXB24.jpg
Strings are definitely attached.
http://i.imgur.com/DBwgJCc.jpg
How to make that hot guitarist feel you up.
The male sexy costumes:
http://i.imgur.com/nYX8xda.jpg
No explanation needed. I don't need 3 wishes.
http://i.imgur.com/ArbbAnX.jpg
The roleplay scenarios with this are endless. Spank me Papa.
http://i.imgur.com/mezG8GJ.jpg
Can't tell if this is supposed to be Poseidon or a Merman.
http://i.imgur.com/zGXbdxb.jpg
Check my rectal temperature, baby.
That fucking guitar hat has me laughing my ass off
kaninchen
03-03-2016, 09:23 PM
http://assets.yandycdn.com/HiRez/LA_KI4012_01_001.jpg
...
yandy WHAT
kissykins
03-04-2016, 12:04 AM
^^Is it mean that I think this "thing" could help some girls make more $$$.
samanthamx
03-07-2016, 06:42 AM
^^^^ Actually I have something similar, but it is latex, and not a dress, but a leotard; obviously to be used with my SO.
TearieLeigh
03-11-2016, 04:02 PM
This jellyfish number right here:
http://www.upscalestripper.com/roma-sexy-womens-pink-jellyfish-tutu-bodysuit-costume.html
This is my fav!!
SuperJa
06-21-2016, 02:50 AM
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$152.99 of nooooo
ShaylaSkates
06-21-2016, 07:34 AM
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$152.99 of nooooo
Dude, nom de plume makes the most ridiculous ruffle insane weird gowns, I always wonder who the FUCK is buying these, then I go into some of the upscale NY gown clubs and...oh god, girl NOOOOOO.
Nyla19
06-21-2016, 08:33 AM
^^Is it mean that I think this "thing" could help some girls make more $$$.
No! I agree. There was a club I worked in and if this woman was nice I wouldn't rip her apart but she wasn't. And so many guys were like oh she's still here, ewwww! So she would definitely do okay in this outfit.
RyanXO
09-15-2017, 01:14 PM
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Aloha!
Ladycaxe
09-28-2018, 03:06 PM
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Outfits like this kill me! I don't care how hot your body is, this outfit looks ridiculous and anyone who wears this is flat out going overboard. There is no rocking this outfit, point blank period.
what I've seen someone at work where thAT And it looks good af ! I honestly want to purchase.