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caramelcraze
04-12-2015, 07:38 PM
I spin it into a conversation/guessing game of sorts when they ask.

It's a multiple times daily sort of question for me... I played along the first few times, but after almost 2 years I can't do it anymore.

KimKlass
04-13-2015, 11:02 PM
It's a multiple times daily sort of question for me... I played along the first few times, but after almost 2 years I can't do it anymore.

It is for me too haha. I won't do that guessing game thing more than once per shift; after that, I just tell them the answer and get it over with. Not saying you have to handle it like I do or anything, just thought I'd offer that perspective :)

pippapippa
04-13-2015, 11:30 PM
"Is it possible to get out of paying on here?"

Serena-Shields
04-13-2015, 11:47 PM
''Free preview?''

No, you cheap shit. Do you ask gourmet chefs to give you a free sample before buying the steak?

''Paypal?''
I love this one because I get to play with their heads and make them uncomfortable, before I tell them to fuck off.

''Why didn't you tell me you were trans before I called you bb'' (skyprivate)
Bitch, my profile says cock probably 1000 times. If you wanna be stupid, looks like you get to pay for it.


''Is there a guy in there with you?''
Yeah, because I wouldn't advertise that. God.

Kitcatt
04-14-2015, 12:07 AM
"show me something" or "do something" Like okay here, BAN

kortneykay
04-14-2015, 12:16 AM
I used to be ban happy when I first started on sm but I've been letting a lot of things go and it's a bit freeing, lol.
Anyway, my all time ban-tarded lines are...


Our industry is sadly so repetitive that I've named all of the types of BAN guys I get.

The "I'm Cumming" Guy

This guy is always telling you he's about to jiz because he wants a reaction out of you and probably gets off on your aggressively banning the fuck out of him. You have to be slick about it when you ban him so he doesn't finish the rest of his nut. Just do it casually and ruin the hell out of his orgasm!

The "Poo-pee" Guy

This one is obvious; he wants to see you poop and or pee on cam. I usually remind him of TOS and I try and convert him over to squirting, or ass worship instead. If not, then I ban him. You gotta be careful because sometimes they forget they asked you before so they always ask. With them you have to ban them or figure out if they can be won over with other shit. No pun intended!


The "I'm butt hurt because I can't afford you" Guy

"You're hot but I'm never going to pay $x.xx. That's $XXX an hour. Lawyers don't even get paid that much!"

I then remind them that lawyers don't shove dildos in their orifices for money, I do. Then I point out my 5 start ratings and ban them. I mean, if you're not spending $$$ on me, what do you need to ever come in here again for? I'm not sorry you can't afford me. These guys usually leave before you can even ban them. They're cowards so you gotta be quick!

The "It's my birthday, can I have a free flash?/I'm a Veteran but can't prove it" Guy
'Nuff said! GTFOOOO it ain't your birfffday and even if it were, why should I give a fuck? I'm not your mother.

The "I get paid next week, can I get a flash?" Guy

I'm not a ride or die bitch like that. Fuggggg no! If you're in my room and you're broke; you better get the hell on. Bitch I don't get paid in promises and IOUs.

The "Ring Leader" Guy (Put your cam down furttheerrrr bb show teeetttsss!!!!!)

BAN!

The "Racist/sexist/homophobic/Hater" Guy/Girl Like, seriously? Go make your coins booboo, there has to be something else on earth for you to do that would've been more beneficial than looking at my feed and spouting off hate. Cowards.

The "I just posted a fake tip/sent a "giftcard" and want you to do xyz" Guy Oh, this one is slick! He preys on the new girls and sometimes guys us indy girls. Fuckers. Hey, that tip may have been fake but this ban is real! POWNEDDDDD.

And my ALL time favorite: The "Less Than 5 Star Review but I said mmmm ohhhh and jizzed the entire show" Guy Some lower ratings are an accident but I highly doubt ratings between 2-3 are on accident. And it's usually someone who's been in the show for less than 5 minutes. FUCK. YOU. I will give the bene of the doubt (I'll place notes) if its a 4 star because I can try and do some damage repair and ask them what I can do better for future shows. If they come back to my room again and rate the same shit or lower, that's a ban. Why come back if you didn't like the first show? Not much has changed, bro.

Every single reason we ban seems to be based on the selfishness of these little boys. Like, have some fucking respect.

And lowest to me are the pervs that bring up kids, animals, vore, etc. Those get a sledgehammer ban. I feel like when I ban these types AND peepers I get 500xp in some sort of virtual camgirl video game. YEAH BOI!!!




That's all I got for now :/

melanielive
04-14-2015, 10:05 AM
There s too many to list them all, some are:

"open tits bb"

Or those guys who try calling me on skype before making an effing payment, and they try like 3 times, after 3rd time i click on the beautiful block/ report button lol

" Does your husband know u do this?? he doesn t mind????????????

" how much money u make? do u make a good living doing this????

" Can we do a cam check?" ( I usually say no, but sometimes i let them test it if they are on the ipad, etc " can u show me your bra or tits"???? BAN!

" I cannot pay for a show but i can show u my big cock for free" LOL

" Do u have a dog?? or would u fuck your dog on cam?? ( GTFO of here u sick bastard!)

" U like this cock baby?? mmm I m not sure who should pay who in here" ( u serioussssss fucker????? lol)

" I cannot buy a show but I can do a lapdance on cam for u baby" ( That s that guy " kevin fillers" or something on yahoo, i think he s from NF, very annoying....

and those r the ones i can remember now....

Nocturnelle
04-14-2015, 10:28 AM
"I don't have any money" "You're too expensive"

Anything eluding to them being broke.

AngelicaFox
04-14-2015, 12:07 PM
" U like this cock baby?? mmm I m not sure who should pay who in here" ( u serioussssss fucker????? lol)


Yeah, I got that the other day at the end of a private after bringing myself to orgasm. I always make a point to butter them up and thank them so they'll come back. But seriously, dude. I can finger myself just fine without you watching. You're just a distraction I have to tune out so I can get paid for it.

Violet_Z
04-14-2015, 01:03 PM
Oh yeah the fake tips... just a way to poss cam girls off. Instant ban! Lol

"Change your prices just for me!"

"Describe your show to me."

"I'm just here to chat cause I have no money."

caramelcraze
04-16-2015, 01:30 AM
"Change your prices just for me!"
This one boils my blood... but two can play that game. }:D
I normally respond with something along the lines of "Sorry sugar, I can't lower my rate for you... but I'll double it if you ask again."
Otherwise, it's a good ol' fashioned... 41422

bbwbrianna
04-16-2015, 02:07 AM
"have no sound can u type"

In this day and age who doesn't have sound on their computer or mobile device? This is so annoying when I'm splitcamming and trying to pay attention to paying customers. I can only think of two reasons men might do this. They expect me to focus entirely on them or they have a wife or gf upstairs and they don't have the balls to tell them they are surfing the internet for porn. Either way the "no sound" crap doesn't fly with me and I don't even bother.

hyori
04-16-2015, 07:47 AM
"have no sound can u type"

In this day and age who doesn't have sound on their computer or mobile device? This is so annoying when I'm splitcamming and trying to pay attention to paying customers. I can only think of two reasons men might do this. They expect me to focus entirely on them or they have a wife or gf upstairs and they don't have the balls to tell them they are surfing the internet for porn. Either way the "no sound" crap doesn't fly with me and I don't even bother.

Ugh, I hate them too. I used to ban them, but now I just ignore them or kick them. Anyone who doesn't have sound is not taking their porn seriously. Usually they are at work or in a bathroom. It's just fucking sad.

Violet_Z
04-16-2015, 10:18 AM
" But there are other girls on here who will do it for free!"

Ugh it makes me so mad! Do they think we are all stupid? I hate them reminding me that all of them try taking advantage of girls and they don't care if they get the poor newbs banned for getting naked in free chat.

kortneykay
04-16-2015, 12:21 PM
For those who ask if I can type I tend to give them the benefit of the doubt. I'll say a few things and let them know that I only type in private chat. I understand that a few guys are hearing impaired and I want them to feel included.

euaici
04-16-2015, 03:57 PM
Actually one of my best customers wants me to type. I have no idea why, but he often takes me exclusive, and has no strange ideas whatsoever - plain strip and touch is enough for him, so...typing is OK :)

Luna66
04-23-2015, 11:16 AM
"Your loss". ARGGGH!

As in:
Cheapass: "Show tits and we go pvt for 20 mins."
Me: "I'm not falling for that, honey."
Cheapass: "Your loss."

I don't know why, but it's the "your loss" that really makes my blood boil.

LaylaLovely
04-23-2015, 04:13 PM
Ugh one that that really urkes me....

"Are your tits nice?"
Or anything else along those lines.......hmmm noooo there freaking ugly!!!!who would ever say that? Not to mention I have tons of tit pics already in my galleries!!

Yes there fucking gorgeous!!!

But that doesn't matter because your a freeloader so bye.

Sonikku
04-24-2015, 12:50 AM
Then mentioning of anyone's children or children in general...

Fucking gtfo.

ArtsyScarlett
04-24-2015, 08:48 AM
I had someone today ask me if I have ever been raped or molested.

Out of curiosity I replied then they starting asking for details....

Safe to say the banhammer was swung!

audritwo
04-24-2015, 08:58 AM
I blew my load already
I spent my limit already
I'm at work, I can't play


I usually kick. But lately I've been banning. You are no use to me then, goodbye."

anonymous camgirl
04-24-2015, 11:12 AM
How about "Are you any fun in pvt?" or " Are you any good in pvt?" That really pisses me off!.. I do not BAN normally but I refuse to do a show with someone like that.

miss_sub
04-24-2015, 01:17 PM
Ugh today:

"customer" - doesn't pay so can hardly call him that

-Are you okay?

-Fine thanks why?

-No I just mean in general. Why are you doing this?

-Because I make more in two hours on cam than I did working 8 hour days in Television.

-If you're not qualified for anything why can't you at least do bar work. Have self respect.

- YOU'RE THE LOSER PAYING TO BE HERE!!! *ban*

Magical_Hoohah
04-24-2015, 01:41 PM
^^ The second part of that was definitely inappropriate, but the first line might just be a translation issue. When Brits and Aussies say "are you ok?" it's the same as an American saying "how are you?" I always have to fight the urge to ask why they think something's wrong with me.

BluJ
04-24-2015, 06:17 PM
"how smart are you?"

anonymous camgirl
04-25-2015, 06:37 AM
I hate when they say "are you ok??" it's such a negative connotation... everytime it makes me question my well being and I do an internal check of myself..LOL.. HATE IT!.. sometimes I say WHY SO NEGATIVE?


^^ The second part of that was definitely inappropriate, but the first line might just be a translation issue. When Brits and Aussies say "are you ok?" it's the same as an American saying "how are you?" I always have to fight the urge to ask why they think something's wrong with me.

JustCallMeBree
04-25-2015, 08:45 AM
"Is your Dad hot"

kat_darling
04-25-2015, 12:56 PM
"show nipples"

MissAdriana
04-25-2015, 02:15 PM
"ageplay bb??"

and "you should ___" or "do ____"
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO DAMMIT !!

Staples
04-25-2015, 02:16 PM
"I don't want to get your hopes up, I'm not spending any money tonight I just wanted to say hello".

Dude had spent like 10 bucks on me one night a week ago lol.

neliana
04-25-2015, 06:19 PM
Haven't cammed in a long while but I still do phone. The phrase "How do u feel about men that like kids?" is an instant hangup for me. Happens at least once a week 'shudders'. I'm open minded n all...but I don't wanna hear about that!

EllieGold
04-26-2015, 10:58 PM
[email protected] to You: u need my money [reply private]
You to [email protected]: ? i "need"? lol

DeepThoughts
04-27-2015, 02:02 AM
Pedophilia, Necrophilia, Bestiality, Murder, Suicide, Rape and seeing me bleed from inflicted wounds.

Other then that all the ass hats can park it in my room and learn how to treat me. I can ignore the most annoying all caps-emoticon-broke-begging-and barely speaking English wankers out there.

Sunnylexie
04-27-2015, 08:11 AM
How about "Are you any fun in pvt?" or " Are you any good in pvt?" That really pisses me off!.. I do not BAN normally but I refuse to do a show with someone like that.

I usually say I'm boring like hell and they better go elsewhere. They either leave me alone or start a normal convo.

As for flooders or all-cappers, I warn then ban them. Not that my chat is an exciting reading, but I wouldn't want to miss something important because of the gibberish some freeloading needy ass is sending just to get me acknowledge his existance.

SoloDesire
05-01-2015, 01:08 PM
Just had this and remembered how much I want to cut out their tongues when they say (after a private show, while they are sitting in FREE chat) "Wow, that show didn't take long lol". KILL

DonaDiabla
05-02-2015, 04:49 AM
The sentences that will get you ban:

"Can I meet you?"
"Can I take you out of this lifestyle?"
" You are too nice for this job."
" Can you send me stuff for free."
"I hate paying for extra stuff."
" I just want to say you look good."
" No tienes dinero."
" Those earrings on your wishlist is too expensive."
"Do you like broke guys?"
" I can't afford to tribute you 100 a month."

Jane Joe
05-05-2015, 05:46 AM
"you look 17" (or any age younger)

Violet_Z
05-05-2015, 08:53 AM
"Do you have Skype?"
"Can I have your email/phone# ?"
"I just come hear to talk, not spend money."