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JessaJade
04-25-2015, 11:16 AM
^Yay Indian food! Actually yay luxuriating and self care too :-)

charlie61
04-26-2015, 06:34 PM
Does anyone work Sundays? Seems like the worst day to work, but I guess I wouldn't know for sure since I've never worked one...

zoezoebelle
04-26-2015, 07:33 PM
Sundays are awful in my small amount of experience. So few girls at my club are willing to work on Sundays that they first made it a requirement to schedule one Sunday each month, and now they're offering a $1 house fee for anyone who comes on Sunday. xD

Elektra Luxx
04-26-2015, 09:53 PM
I'm not a dancer, but I love reading this thread. I check it all the time, so subscribing.

charlie61
04-26-2015, 10:16 PM
I'm not a dancer, but I love reading this thread. I check it all the time, so subscribing.

Girl, feel free to participate!! All sex workers make excuses, right? :*

Selina M
04-26-2015, 10:22 PM
Does anyone work Sundays? Seems like the worst day to work, but I guess I wouldn't know for sure since I've never worked one...

I love Sundays because there's no girls (the ones that do come in are often not high on the 'hot' scale nor are they the mega hustlers), and the customers are usually there to spend. I can corner the fuck out of that market.
While it can be hit or miss, even if I only make $100, it was probably a hella easy laid-back $100.

lokikola
04-26-2015, 10:25 PM
Because my kid is fucking awesome and deserved a fun Sunday afternoon at the arcade. Stayed until midnight :)

Also, my Sundays are great because they're always consistent. I don't know why I consistently make 7-something on Sundays. Its weird. Not even 800. Like 792 from two weeks ago. Nothing below 700 but never 800.

BarbieNYC
04-26-2015, 10:27 PM
Im going to the chiropractor in the morning and going to the animal shelter to look at getting a pitbull. I live in one of the rare pitbull friendly apartment buildings in nyc and have always wanted to get a pitbull here since mine in california pretty much belongs to my parenta now. So I need to be up bright and early for that. But they needed girls bad tonight and I was tempted to go in after almost being fired. Oh well :)

carmen_b
04-27-2015, 12:37 AM
I didn't know you were dancing again ! :)
Not working tonight since I worked last night. Last night was harder than the first night I worked - just a different crowd that was more there for the stage shows than for dances. Still made my money, but nights like that are just so exhausting in every way. So today will be an ultra chill day for me. Netflix and plenty of self care. :)

carmen_b
04-27-2015, 12:45 AM
After two whole days of massage for pervs ... I'm probably taking tomorrow off. I swear it's gotten worse since I mostly retired 6-7 months ago or maybe my patience is just THIN
I'm angry over bad behavior from ( most of ) the customers particularly last minute requests. But ... I'll need the $ so Ill just have to sit in the gross tourist area and be ready to massage at the drop of a hat since that's what this market demands .
So.... Yeah ... Tomorrow is about anger reduction most likely.

Selina M
04-27-2015, 11:16 AM
The blonde I put in my hair has grown out. Can't audition with grown out roots... Let's just wait until after my salon appt tomorrow.

Even I know this is a fucking dumb excuse.

charlie61
04-27-2015, 07:44 PM
Skin is broken out. I'd never work like this. Whenever I eat processed sugar early in the month, I always get acne around the time of my period. Ugh. We made a devil's food cake at the beginning of the month...and as good as it was, I'm not sure it was worth it!

Most of the time, my skin looks amazing, so I get cocky about whether I really need to avoid processed sugars or not. And every time, it slaps me in the face! It's nice to have a reminder that my body doesn't want that shit.

charlie61
04-27-2015, 08:23 PM
I just discovered the tv show Revenge and I have a massive hangover.

Does it get better? I'm 12 episodes in and I'm trying to decide if I should stick with it or not...

xStacey
04-28-2015, 05:14 AM
Does anyone work Sundays? Seems like the worst day to work, but I guess I wouldn't know for sure since I've never worked one...

I work Sundays, most girls don't want to so my club made it a requirement too. Turns out it's not that bad and I even asked to be scheduled weekly on Sundays because I'd rather work the whole week-end, study from Monday to Friday instead of having to go to work in the middle of the week.

Sure it's slower than usual but I make at least $100, never left in the negative yet. Sometimes I even make close to what I make on Saturday nights, I tell my regulars to come on Sunday instead of Saturday because it's slower-paced, they won't have to wait a long time for me to be available, they get to avoid the busy crowd and spend a little more time with me.

xStacey
04-28-2015, 05:35 AM
Ugh I don't want to work today but I'm scheduled to go in. If I don't it'll be a $600 fine. =_="

JessaJade
04-28-2015, 05:55 AM
a $600 fine. =_="

Eeeek

michele11
04-28-2015, 12:53 PM
Haha. Me too. It's always like almost 800.

xStacey
04-28-2015, 01:02 PM
It used to be $300 but some people were still missing work too often :O.

zoezoebelle
04-28-2015, 11:09 PM
Holy crap, where do you work that there's a fine for missing work?? I don't show up half the time I'm scheduled to, and once missed an entire month without even calling in, and they didn't care at all. I hope your place has good profits to make up for that shit.

JessaJade
04-29-2015, 02:42 AM
^LOL same here. I have worked for a club that fined for missed shifts but it was 'only' the amount of the house fee. 6/800 is a bit horrifying.

Selina M
04-29-2015, 11:56 AM
I really need to do laundry and go grocery shopping, and I miss my horse... I told the new club I would 'probably' be in today but ehhhhhhhhh.

whirlerz
04-29-2015, 12:43 PM
I jacked my nail reeallly bad..I was parked w/car door open, someone pulled in next to me, & as I grabbed for the door my natural long nail jammed into the dash!
Cracked well below the line, & bled a bit:'(. Luckily I had polish & I use a bit of a dry baby wipe for a reinforcement.

Glamourmilf
04-29-2015, 06:57 PM
I'm too exhausted from this heat wave to work tonight. Plus, I need to rest up because I have a 2 hour gig tomorrow night with a client who's a pain in the ass.

zoezoebelle
04-30-2015, 10:08 AM
I can't go to work tonight because I'm having a bit of a mental breakdown and I'd rather just curl up in a ball with a bucket of ice cream.

xStacey
04-30-2015, 11:01 AM
My semester ended on Monday and I was really excited at the idea of having 4 months off to work. I was planning on working 4 days consistently, treating sex work like a real job. This is the first week and it's so depressing being at the strip club so many days even when it's good, when it's bad and quiet it's even worse.

I'm thinking of taking 2 intensive summer classes (4 days of school per week) for 2 months just to continue learning and to keep myself busy. I don't need to take those classes, I am done with my major and studying something completely different in Fall. I am still hesitating, I want to make money but I doubt I'll be making over $500 every shift, every week for 4 months and I already make good money only working during the week-end... Plus 2 months working full-time will still be good and is less depressing than 4 months.

charlie61
04-30-2015, 12:33 PM
I have this one zit that I'm trying to decide if it's noticeable enough to warrant not going in for my scheduled shift. We'll see how it looks when I get home from volunteering...

Aurora_Sunset
04-30-2015, 08:58 PM
I just cancelled an appointment for tomorrow night because I have to drive to my hometown Saturday morning. In order to get everything done tomorrow that I need to get done before leaving and also make this guy's appointment on time, I would have to actually wake up at a normal person hour - like 9am - and actually just tackle my to-do list instead of dawdling... I don't feel like doing that.

Elektra Luxx
05-01-2015, 06:26 AM
I'm thinking of taking 2 intensive summer classes (4 days of school per week) for 2 months just to continue learning and to keep myself busy. I don't need to take those classes, I am done with my major and studying something completely different in Fall.

2 summer classes is going to be tough. I took one summer class, 4 hours of lecture, then homework, blah! Torture.

xStacey
05-01-2015, 04:06 PM
2 summer classes is going to be tough. I took one summer class, 4 hours of lecture, then homework, blah! Torture.

Haha yeah it's especially rough during the summer :(

I decided to take the classes... Ugh I'm pretty sure I'll end up regretting it in a couple of weeks and wonder why I did this to myself instead of sleeping in, making more money and enjoying the sun on a terrace & the beach for 4 months..... Lol

zoezoebelle
05-03-2015, 10:36 AM
I can't go to work today because I spent the past two days traveling with my new rich older boyfriend and I don't know how much more attention my clit can handle. :P

Elektra Luxx
05-04-2015, 07:42 AM
I'm here at work today, but I'm in a fog, I can't think straight. Meds should have kicked in already and I still feel I have no focus. I still feel run down from my allergies and I feel like I'm going to throw up my breakfast. If I don't feel better soon, I'm going home. Either way I'm calling the my doctor, I don't know what's going on with me.

zoezoebelle
05-04-2015, 07:46 AM
I'm here at work today, but I'm in a fog, I can't think straight. Meds should have kicked in already and I still feel I have no focus. I still feel run down from my allergies and I feel like I'm going to throw up my breakfast. If I don't feel better soon, I'm going home. Either way I'm calling the my doctor, I don't know what's going on with me.

Aww I'm so sorry. Sometimes I get really bad reactions from allergies and/or dramatic weather changes. It can cause fevers, dizziness, sweating, fog, etc. You could also have an infection. Hope your doctor gives you lots of good drugs and you feel better soon!

charlie61
05-07-2015, 08:35 AM
Ahhhh I don't wanna work tonight. Thursdays are my super long days. Volunteering, grocery shopping, then work. So I'm up from 7:30 am - 4:30 am. Blaaaah. It's nice getting everything done in one day, but it is a taaaaalll mountain to climb.

zoezoebelle
05-07-2015, 08:39 AM
I wish I could work tonight. Thursdays are usually awesome for me. But my ankles have been feeling swollen for days now, and this morning my knees and shoulders feel swollen as well. I have a friend coming into town Saturday that I have to pick up, so no more work for me until Tuesday. :( I'm glad this week went well though.

zoezoebelle
05-12-2015, 12:57 PM
Don't want to work tonight. My weekend was fucking amazing and awesome and it's a beautiful day, and I so do not want to go to a damn strip club. I would rather do almost anything else right now.

SweetJulia
05-14-2015, 08:04 PM
Cuz my ex best friend threatened to slash my face open, so I'll be busy buying a gun and changing my locks :(

lol1337a
05-14-2015, 08:20 PM
I have very mild vertigo today. I'm worried it would become mild to moderate vertigo if I went in to work. Plus my SO said my skin did look kinda green, just like a slightly sick person's. I don't know any doctors, but I'm sure they would tell me to take it easy and hang out with my chinchilla.

Edit: I tried getting ready just in case I felt better, but it turns out my hair didn't hold a curl anyway. It's for the best that management doesn't see my bad hair day.

charlie61
05-15-2015, 03:54 AM
I have very mild vertigo today. I'm worried it would become mild to moderate vertigo if I went in to work. Plus my SO said my skin did look kinda green, just like a slightly sick person's. I don't know any doctors, but I'm sure they would tell me to take it easy and hang out with my chinchilla.

Edit: I tried getting ready just in case I felt better, but it turns out my hair didn't hold a curl anyway. It's for the best that management doesn't see my bad hair day.

Omg I can't imagine trying to dance with vertigo. 6"+ heels, spinning around poles, moving in tight spaces during lap dances...nope!!


Cuz my ex best friend threatened to slash my face open, so I'll be busy buying a gun and changing my locks :(

I'd say that excuse is pretty legit. Yep. That qualifies!

lol1337a
05-15-2015, 10:59 AM
I felt so silly with that excuse! But when you put it that way, maybe I wasn't being a total drama queen :P

Selina M
05-15-2015, 11:21 AM
I felt so silly with that excuse! But when you put it that way, maybe I wasn't being a total drama queen :P

Definitely NOT. I get vertigo sometimes (something's up with my inner ear, it's always clogged) and at work it can be awful... especially on stage with the lights and shit. Ugh.

charlie61
05-22-2015, 05:38 PM
I'm proud of myself for going in last night...I was SO close to calling in. Was feeling super depressed, had a little zit on my butt (no matter how much exfoliation you do, it happens to all of us), and was just not feeling it. I told myself that I'd do my makeup and drive to the club, and if I still felt horrible, I could go home. But once I got there, I went in and worked the full shift. It was a super shitty night, but I still made decent money.

OliveJardin
05-23-2015, 04:34 AM
Because my cat attacked my face and my lip is bloody and swollen! It's calmed down a little now, but it's already too late go in. I have been told a lot lately that I look too nice and "clean"...maybe the cat was trying to help me look "nasty" by giving me facial sores?!

wednesday86
05-24-2015, 05:33 PM
I spent all day getting ready to go in tonight........washed my outfits, straightened my hair, shaved my legs and lady bits......then about an hour ago I remembered Game of Thrones is on tonight, so, yeah not happening. I'll try again tomorrow.

buttonpop
05-24-2015, 06:27 PM
Memorial day has hit the club super hard this weekend, and I doubt that sunday is gonna be any better. I'd rather just take the day off so I don't get bummed out from having a bad night and ruin the rest of the week with a bad attitude. I'll make it up by working an extra day next week.

ScarletKitten
05-24-2015, 06:39 PM
Because my cat attacked my face and my lip is bloody and swollen! It's calmed down a little now, but it's already too late go in. I have been told a lot lately that I look too nice and "clean"...maybe the cat was trying to help me look "nasty" by giving me facial sores?!

Maybe use this as an opportunity to try the "domestic abuse hustle", lol, j/k ::)

charlie61
05-24-2015, 06:53 PM
Memorial day has hit the club super hard this weekend, and I doubt that sunday is gonna be any better. I'd rather just take the day off so I don't get bummed out from having a bad night and ruin the rest of the week with a bad attitude. I'll make it up by working an extra day next week.

OOOOOOHHHHH so that's why the club was so dead on Thursday! I totally forgot about the holiday. Whew! These minor holidays create serious waves for us. We forget about holidays like labor day and memorial day, but those are the holidays where people with straight jobs use their PTO to create four-day weekends and spend them with their families (not in the SC). We're used to looking out for major holidays like xmas, but the small ones creep up on ya!

Issabelle
05-25-2015, 06:22 AM
I woke up early with full intentions to cam, but my stomach was rolling and my head was pounding. A shower, tea, oatmeal, and an excederin later and all but the headache have been dealt with. I can't sit in front of four light bulbs for 8-12 hours of holiday camming with a headache, so back to bed with Issa while this headache subsides.

I swear, I gotta stop smoking weed in the house. Hotboxing always gives me the worst headache.

zoezoebelle
05-25-2015, 10:33 PM
There's a cystic zit on my back that's so massive it seems to take up my whole shoulder. I smothered it with product and it didn't seem to help much. Also, my legs have been covered in shaving bumps so I haven't shaved in almost a week and can't bring myself to shave still because I fear they'll get exasperated. I swear, the longer I do this job the more I turn into a disgusting slob. It's a wonder why anybody wants to touch me between the acne and the lack of grooming and the weird smelling discharge that often comes from my crotch. Oh, and I'm on my period. Uhg.

charlie61
05-28-2015, 11:54 AM
Called in for tonight. A bit bloated pre-period, and I hardly slept last night (sometimes I just can't sleep). It'd be bad for my business image to go in with this little energy and not looking my best. Right? Right. :)

charlie61
05-28-2015, 06:12 PM
The key to taking a shift off is to fully commit to the decision. The worst is when you spend all day questioning yourself, and then call in, so you've basically wasted an entire day on thinking about work. Nope. Once you've weighed your excuses against the potential for money, call in so you can truly take the day off without obsessing about your decision!