The Boob
06-06-2015, 08:59 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
The main thing I wanted to communicate really was all included in the topic title already. I mean I could try to make it look like I had something more to say here but all it'd really be is me repeating the topic title with a slightly different wording. And I respect you guys too much to do that to you.... What, you wanted that? Okay:
I'll try to clarify the problem for your convenience.
Before you suggest google, I have heard of google on several occasions and did try searching for a stripclub review site that's as nifty as Redbook.
But the search engines are punishing me in this case by sending me to only turbo-lame sites that aren't real chatboards but only consist of guys amusing themselves by posting racist comments or attacking the manager of a club for like 4 months straight or saying a stripper is on drugs & she bangs everyone (in an obvious attempt to get back at her for not banging him). This is not actual content, you know? You read it and learn nothing that's in any way reliable info, and most of it doesn't even qualify as "information." I remember there was a much better site that I used to read for news of what was going on in Houston, for example, which made me cry and laugh and perv out all at the same time (like those sad/happy/perverted opera masks that have become the symbol for Theatre Clubs all across the land), but I lost the link to that site and now I'm wondering if they were shut down similarly to RB. Craigslist feels like a step back into the past in comparison, like I'm looking at the internet's Dawn of Man equivalent. Are there still good options for reading about what goes on in the champaign room? I sort of miss the stupid/erotic stripper readings that were once a part of my day, like how sports-obsessed idiots would feel lost without the sports section of the paper. What's funny is that the strippers on this site all say the clubs are getting dirtier, whilst the internet appears to have gotten cleaner??? What in the bang? Also, a shout out to my homeys in Poland and Bakersfield.
The main thing I wanted to communicate really was all included in the topic title already. I mean I could try to make it look like I had something more to say here but all it'd really be is me repeating the topic title with a slightly different wording. And I respect you guys too much to do that to you.... What, you wanted that? Okay:
I'll try to clarify the problem for your convenience.
Before you suggest google, I have heard of google on several occasions and did try searching for a stripclub review site that's as nifty as Redbook.
But the search engines are punishing me in this case by sending me to only turbo-lame sites that aren't real chatboards but only consist of guys amusing themselves by posting racist comments or attacking the manager of a club for like 4 months straight or saying a stripper is on drugs & she bangs everyone (in an obvious attempt to get back at her for not banging him). This is not actual content, you know? You read it and learn nothing that's in any way reliable info, and most of it doesn't even qualify as "information." I remember there was a much better site that I used to read for news of what was going on in Houston, for example, which made me cry and laugh and perv out all at the same time (like those sad/happy/perverted opera masks that have become the symbol for Theatre Clubs all across the land), but I lost the link to that site and now I'm wondering if they were shut down similarly to RB. Craigslist feels like a step back into the past in comparison, like I'm looking at the internet's Dawn of Man equivalent. Are there still good options for reading about what goes on in the champaign room? I sort of miss the stupid/erotic stripper readings that were once a part of my day, like how sports-obsessed idiots would feel lost without the sports section of the paper. What's funny is that the strippers on this site all say the clubs are getting dirtier, whilst the internet appears to have gotten cleaner??? What in the bang? Also, a shout out to my homeys in Poland and Bakersfield.