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MiraMichele
08-08-2015, 11:17 AM
Omg I have my own contribution to this thread now. Yay. Lol I fell of the stage so bad last night. We have this ledge thingy for the tip rail and I get on it to lay on my back to do the leg move I do. Well I ended up spinning too far, tried catching myself, thought I was ok for a second, then I slipped trying to get off the ledge and off I went, ass in the air and all laying on the floor. So much fail. I got a good applause from the crowd and a few pity tips. Lots of laughs also.

dakdakdak
08-14-2015, 02:17 PM
^How embarrassing! Once I did a death drop and kind of... didn't really catch myself and hit my head. I was fine, but it was really embarrassing. Lots of pity tips all around.

skripper
08-18-2015, 02:27 AM
My biggest fuck up had to be marrying a man I met in the club. ;p

crystalize
08-18-2015, 04:44 PM
My biggest fuck up had to be marrying a man I met in the club. ;p

Lmao same here! I just got a divorce. Met my current boyfriend at the club as well, and I have no shame whatsoever.

skripper
08-18-2015, 10:53 PM
Lmao same here! I just got a divorce. Met my current boyfriend at the club as well, and I have no shame whatsoever.

I'm in the process of getting a divorce too

velvet
08-19-2015, 07:27 PM
Rubbed pepper spray on my boobs to discourage the lickers (there are a lot in my club). Not my brightest idea.


LOL. I feel like this is a good idea in theory though!!

Years ago on here a bunch of girls were using bitter apple spray with some success. :)