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WendiStarr
06-14-2018, 07:27 PM
Maintenance finally showed up today, unexpectedly and after hours, later than they've ever showed up. I was so not expecting that. I showed them the bathroom ceiling and my bedroom ceiling where there's water damage in the corner. I'd been heating up food in the microwave before they came and the microwave was annoying beeping so I went to get the food out. I totally forgot that I had a vibrator chilling there on my bed, charging until after I'd already walked away. I froze and heard one of them say,"Chinese?" I couldn't tell if he was commenting on my Asian room decor or if he was trying to figure out my ethnicity. Neither said anything about the vibrator but I'm sure they seen it. It was right there on my bed in all it's golden glory. Both had these huge smiles on their face when they told me that they'd be back in the morning to fix the ceilings. Good thing I won't be home alone tomorrow.
Glamourmilf
06-15-2018, 09:10 AM
Maintenance finally showed up today, unexpectedly and after hours, later than they've ever showed up. I was so not expecting that. I showed them the bathroom ceiling and my bedroom ceiling where there's water damage in the corner. I'd been heating up food in the microwave before they came and the microwave was annoying beeping so I went to get the food out. I totally forgot that I had a vibrator chilling there on my bed, charging until after I'd already walked away. I froze and heard one of them say,"Chinese?" I couldn't tell if he was commenting on my Asian room decor or if he was trying to figure out my ethnicity. Neither said anything about the vibrator but I'm sure they seen it. It was right there on my bed in all it's golden glory. Both had these huge smiles on their face when they told me that they'd be back in the morning to fix the ceilings. Good thing I won't be home alone tomorrow.
I now leave my vibrators and sex toys, lube, and stripper shoes sitting right out in the open.
Yep. They're all on, and around my couch where I cam. It's also the first thing you see as you walk through my front door.
If someone is brave enough to ignore my "Do Not Disturb" sign, and I'm not expecting them, so be it.
I even leave my front door open with just the screen closed, for light and air.
I'm way in the back, and there's no reason for anyone to even be walking by.
The Gardener's have probably seen a thing or two.
But, I have the BEST looking front yard in the neighborhood.:rotfl:
WendiStarr
06-16-2018, 12:32 PM
Omg, I bought some natural bug spray called Greenerways Organic Bug Repellent. While it worked to repel mosquitoes for some reason fireflies/lightening bugs were attracted to me. They were all coming and landing on me. I've never seen this before, must be something in it that they like.
ScarletKitten
06-16-2018, 02:01 PM
I feel like I'm tripping watching this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-ODqz94FW4
JGB2009
06-17-2018, 08:00 AM
Lately my thoughts about you. OMG why am I having such thoughts!!!! Wow I need to stop already!!!!
Elektra Luxx
06-17-2018, 08:16 AM
Lately my thoughts about you. OMG why am I having such thoughts!!!! Wow I need to stop already!!!!
Ooooh! I'm intrigued.
BarbieNYC
06-17-2018, 01:41 PM
Anytime i feel bad about being single i listen to "Don't Speak" and remember that Gwen Stefani wrote that beautiful song over some troll little fuckboy she was with for 7 years. And i think about how horribly he has aged and how hot she still is and i smile because she definitely wouldn't be where she is now if they had stayed together :)
Vyanka
06-17-2018, 02:15 PM
Gold Club in Baltimore has a link to SW on their website. What??
http://www.ggcbaltimore.com/
at the bottom
That just attracts more male trolls on here.
Elektra Luxx
06-17-2018, 05:51 PM
My bf has seen and touched every part of my body, I've known him as friend first and as lover for 10 years and I still don't want him in bathroom with me while I'm going poop. Weird?
WendiStarr
06-17-2018, 06:05 PM
Well, this evening got interesting. I put some coconut shrimp in the oven(the package said don't put in the microwave, for whatever reason). When I was done, I shut the oven off. Everything was fine or so I thought until I started smelling something burning. I walked over the oven, opened it. I immediately noticed that the heat was dumping out of the oven, despite the knob being turned off. I called the emergency number to my maintenance. They didn't answer. I hung up and called again. Meanwhile I was frantically searching for a way to turn the oven off but no way in hell was I going to try to pick the damn oven unit up to try to get to the backside. It was far too hot, plus I'm a chicken about messing with those hose things on the back of the oven. I don't want to mess with them. Smoke started coming from my oven and my smoke detector and carbon monoxide alarms were both going off. I called the fire department. They showed up within 5 minutes. It only took them like 2 minutes to disconnect the oven. They said the oven has a defective knob and that's why the oven wasn't shutting off. I feel stupid for calling 911 about that but dang it, I was scared my place was going to catch on fire. Good thing my daughter is with my ex's parents tonight.
JGB2009
06-17-2018, 08:46 PM
I know for a fact that you think of me often but more and likely I think of you more. Not less somehow you prove me wrong!!!! Oh how I would kill to snuggle with you right now!!!!
SimoneGray
06-18-2018, 12:15 AM
I often wish I was more capable of developing addictions to positive things, like working out and eating healthy.
Glamourmilf
06-18-2018, 03:45 AM
My bf has seen and touched every part of my body, I've known him as friend first and as lover for 10 years and I still don't want him in bathroom with me while I'm going poop. Weird?
Uh, no it's not weird.
Unless he's given you a colonoscopy or colonic, there's nothing good that can come from him seeing you poop.
Just my humble opinion.
JGB2009
06-18-2018, 11:11 PM
I see you online and I guess I must be invisible.....pfffttt well I am not gonna make no effort to talk to you!!!!
Glamourmilf
06-19-2018, 08:14 AM
Okay. Before I say this, let me go on the record as saying that I'm a pragmatic, and realistic type of person.
A ' just the facts mam' kind of girl.
That being said,........
I think that this guy I recently met killed his husband.
Motive? Over 1 million reasons, if you get my drift.
I also feel like the husband's deceased family is reaching out to me to get to the bottom of it. It's all of their hard earned money that my friend got. Before this, my friend was close to poverty.
* I never watch crime shows, so I'm not really sure how to proceed.
Does anyone who does, want to help me find out for sure?
Thank You in advance.
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-19-2018, 09:13 AM
Okay. Before I say this, let me go on the record as saying that I'm a pragmatic, and realistic type of person.
A ' just the facts mam' kind of girl.
That being said,........
I think that this guy I recently met killed his husband.
Motive? Over 1 million reasons, if you get my drift.
I also feel like the husband's deceased family is reaching out to me to get to the bottom of it. It's all of their hard earned money that my friend got. Before this, my friend was close to poverty.
* I never watch crime shows, so I'm not really sure how to proceed.
Does anyone who does, want to help me find out for sure?
Thank You in advance.
Standing advice to anyone who thinks they are in this type of situation, or if you stumble upon something horribly incriminating (like illegal porn or evidence of a crime) ..play dumb. If you live apart from the person in question, change your locks and keep your distance.
JGB2009
06-19-2018, 10:29 AM
I have seen some weird shit on cam this week!!!! Good news is that I am getting used to my night owl hours again!!!!!
Elektra Luxx
06-19-2018, 12:06 PM
Okay. Before I say this, let me go on the record as saying that I'm a pragmatic, and realistic type of person.
A ' just the facts mam' kind of girl.
That being said,........
I think that this guy I recently met killed his husband.
Motive? Over 1 million reasons, if you get my drift.
I also feel like the husband's deceased family is reaching out to me to get to the bottom of it. It's all of their hard earned money that my friend got. Before this, my friend was close to poverty.
* I never watch crime shows, so I'm not really sure how to proceed.
Does anyone who does, want to help me find out for sure?
Thank You in advance.
I've have some advice for you. Be extremely careful and don't be alone with this person ever and don't do anything to put yourself in any danger, please! Listen to your inner voice, it might be telling you that your in danger. Write down the things that are setting off the alarm bells maybe things will come into focus later.
And keep us updated.
WendiStarr
06-19-2018, 04:29 PM
I'm so sick of men and their picture and video chat requests. Why the hell would anyone need to see full body pictures or need to video chat with me to "prove I'm real" before I can clean their house? No! Go jack off to the endless plethora of free stolen porn on all the stupid porntube sites.
JGB2009
06-20-2018, 07:03 AM
I hate missing someone really bad and acting as if I don't care. Its not like me expressing this to them would change anything.
Glamourmilf
06-20-2018, 09:28 AM
Standing advice to anyone who thinks they are in this type of situation, or if you stumble upon something horribly incriminating (like illegal porn or evidence of a crime) ..play dumb. If you live apart from the person in question, change your locks and keep your distance.
I've have some advice for you. Be extremely careful and don't be alone with this person ever and don't do anything to put yourself in any danger, please! Listen to your inner voice, it might be telling you that your in danger. Write down the things that are setting off the alarm bells maybe things will come into focus later.
And keep us updated.
Thank You very much ladies.
Yeah, the more I sit with it, the more I think that I should just stear clear of him.
As much as I want to help the deceased family, I don't think I'm the right person to get involved.
Letting the universe take care of it.
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-20-2018, 10:28 AM
Thank You very much ladies.
Yeah, the more I sit with it, the more I think that I should just stear clear of him.
As much as I want to help the deceased family, I don't think I'm the right person to get involved.
Letting the universe take care of it.
I dealt with a similar situation & honestly I did all I could. It was up to the family to carry the ball in terms of pursuing legal action.
ScarletKitten
06-20-2018, 05:21 PM
I think I've been drinking too much coffee lately. Too much caffeine makes my anxiety flare up. But being tired sucks. Which is worse- being so exhausted that you feel almost drunk and all you want to do is crawl back into bed, or feeling like you're on the brink of an anxiety attack? Why is there no middle ground??
I should just get more sleep. Then I wouldn't be so damn exhausted to begin with. I only get like 5 hours of sleep a night, that can't be good. But there aren't enough hours in a day on this planet! I feel like being on a habitable planet that has a 26-hour day would be better.....as long as all other conditions are good for life, etc.
JGB2009
06-20-2018, 07:31 PM
Want me...but want me for all the right reasons!!!!
Aurora_Sunset
06-20-2018, 09:38 PM
I don't normally get this way but I really want companionship, cuddles, and sex tonight. I've been cutting way down on escorting and I'm starting to wonder if this is how my libido and general desire for men normally is when I'm not burnt out on being touched and catering to clients/customers...? It's weird. I want to text the guy I was kinda seeing but he's been super distant lately so I'm not really in the mood to go simpering after his immature ass. I have developed crushes on 2 coworkers, one of which was texting me tonight. But I actually think he has a gf, and the other has a kid so who knows what his free time is like. Anyway... reeling in my vagina now lol
Vyanka
06-21-2018, 12:13 AM
Two things I want to know about a man before I entertain the thought of getting to know him...
Size of his dick and wallet. I do not want to go on dates with broke asses with small cocks.
Universe, please...nice big dick and an attractive bank account. That is all. Thx.
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-21-2018, 06:38 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit this but a vegan diet has helped my weight loss more rapidly and more comfortably than anything else I have tried in the past 15 years.
And that is saying a lot......
JGB2009
06-21-2018, 07:11 AM
I stayed up until 3am watching the Orange is the New Black. Now I am so tired. I need a nap.
WendiStarr
06-21-2018, 04:42 PM
I'm in love with cilantro avocado salad dressing.
lilylilylily
06-21-2018, 06:48 PM
I found a Kardashian nude lip gloss set at the dollar and up store for 4 bucks. It came with lipliner, lipstick and gloss. I dont know what it would normally sell for but I hope I got a good deal lol
lynn2009
06-21-2018, 07:17 PM
I went to a mall for rich people today because it had the closest Lush store. I walked around for a bit remembering how Derek had designer everything and man...must be nice.
Elektra Luxx
06-22-2018, 11:40 AM
I'm really proud of my younger sister. She worked hard, studied and passed her exams to sell health and life insurance in several states. Today she drove to Houston on her own to receive further sales training from her supervisor.
A year and a half ago, she was working as a assistant manger at pizza place, smoking weed and getting wasted.
baer45
06-22-2018, 12:57 PM
I'm really proud of my younger sister. She worked hard, studied and passed her exams to sell health and life insurance in several states. Today she drove to Houston on her own to receive further sales training from her supervisor.
A year and a half ago, she was working as a assistant manger at pizza place, smoking weed and getting wasted.
Good for her. I also have producer licenses. But I have a lot more insurance working background than her, it's not that easy for a newbie to enter the field. Tell her to get the series 6 exam now so she can sell annuity products. It's not very often for one to sell those products because there are far better investments than an annuity. But she should get it earlier than later, you know, life gets busy when you grow older.
WendiStarr
06-22-2018, 01:45 PM
I've been searching for and applying to part-time vanilla jobs. I find it amusing how the VP of one of the companies that I applied for seems to prefer email communication over other methods. I sent my resume and he emails me back, asking me to describe in detail my duties at all of my previous jobs. Then he asked me how far I live from the workplace. Today he emailed me again asking when I could come in for an interview. I know that this is a legit business because it is located a mile away from me and I've drove by it several times. I've also Googled the company along with the guy's name and the company website has the same email address that he's been emailing me with, along with his picture. I find it funny that a VP of a company would be emailing back and forth like this. I've seen his picture on the website and he's an old dude. It's not like he doesn't have my number. Normally potential employers call you if they're interested in interviewing you, not email back and forth for 2 days. I would've called him but I hate calling people , especially a potential employer unless they tell me to call them because I don't like to feel like I'm bothering anyone, but he never gave his number. His last email was confirming the interview day and time and telling me to dress "very casual" and that'd he'd be in jeans himself. Wth? Lol, this is funny to me.
Elektra Luxx
06-22-2018, 03:20 PM
Good for her. I also have producer licenses. But I have a lot more insurance working background than her, it's not that easy for a newbie to enter the field. Tell her to get the series 6 exam now so she can sell annuity products. It's not very often for one to sell those products because there are far better investments than an annuity. But she should get it earlier than later, you know, life gets busy when you grow older.
I think she's working on taking the exam to sell annuities. She is very motivated.
JGB2009
06-22-2018, 04:38 PM
I'm really proud of my younger sister. She worked hard, studied and passed her exams to sell health and life insurance in several states. Today she drove to Houston on her own to receive further sales training from her supervisor.
A year and a half ago, she was working as a assistant manger at pizza place, smoking weed and getting wasted.
That just sounds so awesome!!!!!! Way to go!!!!!
katydiamond123
06-22-2018, 11:52 PM
I'm so sick of men and their picture and video chat requests. Why the hell would anyone need to see full body pictures or need to video chat with me to "prove I'm real" before I can clean their house? No! Go jack off to the endless plethora of free stolen porn on all the stupid porntube sites.
OMG that is so funny Wendi!!!! Wear a French maid outfit and prove you're really up to doing the job!! LMAO
... or put a garbage bag over your body and hold a broom and then send the photo!!!
Elektra Luxx
06-23-2018, 12:14 AM
I'm really proud of my younger sister. She worked hard, studied and passed her exams to sell health and life insurance in several states. Today she drove to Houston on her own to receive further sales training from her supervisor.
A year and a half ago, she was working as a assistant manger at pizza place, smoking weed and getting wasted.
Update: She got home at around midnight and had a very successful day. The way I understand it, she sold 4 policies and made $2,000. Impressed!
ScarletKitten
06-23-2018, 12:03 PM
I've had a profound realization today: Love cannot be defined because love is different every time. No 2 loves are the same. Every single time I've loved someone, it is extremely unique. For example, the love I felt for one boyfriend is very different than the love I had for another boyfriend, and every other love after that. It's like a fingerprint. I don't think there are any rules when it comes to love, other than having an affinity for someone and caring about them. But even then, that definition gets cloudy because I think it's possible to both love and hate someone simultaneously.
Elektra Luxx
06-23-2018, 02:41 PM
I've had a profound realization today: Love cannot be defined because love is different every time. No 2 loves are the same. Every single time I've loved someone, it is extremely unique. For example, the love I felt for one boyfriend is very different than the love I had for another boyfriend, and every other love after that. It's like a fingerprint. I don't think there are any rules when it comes to love, other than having an affinity for someone and caring about them. But even then, that definition gets cloudy because I think it's possible to both love and hate someone simultaneously.
Love this! So, so true. Especially your last line. Great post! This is signature quality stuff.
JGB2009
06-24-2018, 06:21 AM
Every time I dream of you it seems so so real. Then I wake up and get sad cause it was only a dream :{
Elektra Luxx
06-24-2018, 11:08 AM
So I'm wearing very favorite jeans, looking good and feeling good. The jeans are torn in strategic places and I'm getting into bf's truck and my jeans get caught on some door thingy and tear half way across my butt. I get out to inspect the damage and I can actually feel cool air on my butt. Arrrrrgghhh!!! My favorite jeans!!!
Aurora_Sunset
06-24-2018, 03:14 PM
Just took a nap and had a really hot sex dream about a coworker I've been eyeballing recently. Dammit! Didn't need this right now... especially since it's not like I speak to him outside of work so I can't even text him and get some flirting fulfillment.
baer45
06-24-2018, 06:34 PM
I think she's working on taking the exam to sell annuities. She is very motivated.
The reason I recommend it because it's a starter for a new career if she ever wants to switch to banking. You will need exam series 6,7 and 63 to sell security products (stocks and options). She sounds like a good kid.
WendiStarr
06-25-2018, 07:21 AM
Anyone else find it funny the people who want to connect with you on LinkedIn? I got a LinkedIn invite from an EMS instructor whose First aid and CPR class I took 6 years ago and a manager from a vanilla job that I worked for only 2 months, 11 years ago. My picture isn't even in my profile so it can't be that.
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-25-2018, 08:49 AM
I've had a profound realization today: Love cannot be defined because love is different every time. No 2 loves are the same. Every single time I've loved someone, it is extremely unique. For example, the love I felt for one boyfriend is very different than the love I had for another boyfriend, and every other love after that. It's like a fingerprint. I don't think there are any rules when it comes to love, other than having an affinity for someone and caring about them. But even then, that definition gets cloudy because I think it's possible to both love and hate someone simultaneously.
This is a very healthy and valid truth.
Elektra Luxx
06-25-2018, 02:21 PM
Anyone else find it funny the people who want to connect with you on LinkedIn? I got a LinkedIn invite from an EMS instructor whose First aid and CPR class I took 6 years ago and a manager from a vanilla job that I worked for only 2 months, 11 years ago. My picture isn't even in my profile so it can't be that.
Maybe it's like having a bunch of friends on Facebook.
Elle:)
06-25-2018, 02:45 PM
I feel lazy.
chanzep
06-25-2018, 04:45 PM
I got my new matcha today. I hope it is good, I need energy.
WendiStarr
06-26-2018, 08:40 AM
I have a date with a woman. I've not had anything that wasn't just hook up right away in a long time so I'm kind of nervous, mostly because I have this habit lately of self-sabotage. I don't know wtf is wrong with me anymore.