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whirlerz
11-19-2015, 08:31 PM
Ooh, you should post some pics! :)
Vyanka
11-19-2015, 09:48 PM
https://instagram.com/p/8mMjsGQop_/
Ha!
JGB2009
11-19-2015, 10:53 PM
I have problems with finding jeans that fit me. Usually I find jeans that fit, but they fall off if I don't use a belt, and it makes me feel all funny. So for the hell of it I tried on a pair at Walmart, and guess what.....no belt needed and they don't fall down. Kind of excited about it cause its been a while since a pair has fit me so well.
lynn2009
11-20-2015, 03:17 PM
I cannot deal with sales reps anymore!!! I know you want to be helpful, how could you think I don't know, you literally tell me that three times a week for months now!! And this week he started ending emails with a smiley face then today a winky face, wtf dude.
whirlerz
11-20-2015, 05:57 PM
I have problems with finding jeans that fit me. Usually I find jeans that fit, but they fall off if I don't use a belt, and it makes me feel all funny. So for the hell of it I tried on a pair at Walmart, and guess what.....no belt needed and they don't fall down. Kind of excited about it cause its been a while since a pair has fit me so well.
I heard that! +, I have a medical issue w/my tum, so when I do find something, I may have to go up & down sizes. Different styles fit differently, tonight I bought one pair, they were big, so I got another pair, same brand very similiar style, but the 2nd pair, although 1 size up is on the tight side. But their very skinny, so they fit that way. I think I'm going to keep them. Last time I bought skinnies, it was the opposite, I got a bigger pr then they were too big!
So frustrating! Yeah, WM has some decent jeans brand there, I forget the name.
Cashmere Star
11-21-2015, 11:51 AM
All these books like "ho tactics", the power of pussy, and why men love bitches always say dont have sex until the guy earns it. Ughhhh but I'm horny smh smh smh
Selina M
11-22-2015, 12:20 AM
Boys, everywhere. Agh. It's so weird, since I got the purple hair they're coming at me from everywhere. You'd think it'd be the other way, when I got the blonde.
The guy that works in my lab though... that's been dating the other girl that works there, for like a year... no, that's bad news bears. Yesterday he locked himself out after I left and I went back up to let him in. He thanked me, then texted me to thank me AGAIN. He spent half the time trying to ask me about my classes and Thanksgiving plans. Last night I got a text at 2am from him saying "you up?" and when I didn't answer he sent "oh shit wrong person". Uh huh. Suuuuuure buddy.
I feel so bad, I can tell the other girl is threatened by me so I made a huge point to mention my fiancé the other day. I could tell she was relieved.
Aurora_Sunset
11-22-2015, 07:46 AM
Went out with friends last night and got randomly hit on by a girl who wanted me to go outside and smoke with her. I was like "cool!" And then got outside... and ran into a bartender I used to work with at my first strip club. And decided that talking to him about stripping was way more important, because... clearly that's better than flirting with a regular person? lol Never talked to the girl again.
I run into this guy every few months and I feel like I'm always a drunk shitshow. I don't even remember how our conversation officially ended. I just remember adamantly telling him my side of a story that happened 5 years ago and was like "I swear I'm not a homewrecking stripper! That's not how it happened!" I think I just made him feel even weirder that his opinion of me was weighing so heavily on my mind haha I am a very obnoxious and dramatic drunk.
miss.a.p1600
11-22-2015, 09:40 AM
I feel so bad, I can tell the other girl is threatened by me so I made a huge point to mention my fiancé the other day. I could tell she was relieved.
That's funny he tried to slick text you then played it off when you didn't respond.
I have to deal with women like that all the time. They're even more jealous and threatened by single women. Like hoe just because I'm single doesn't mean I want your pitiful a$$ dude. If a dude will cheat with you 9 times out of 10 he will cheat on you - if you all ever got together.
wednesday86
11-22-2015, 11:25 AM
All these books like "ho tactics", the power of pussy, and why men love bitches always say dont have sex until the guy earns it. Ughhhh but I'm horny smh smh smh
I think it's okay once he's shown genuine interest...like spent money on you. calls/texts a lot and wants to know about your life, and you can tell you're on his mind in a real way. I think I had sex with both my husbands and serious boyfriends within a week or two of dating them...and no it didn't work out but it wasn't due to lack of commitment. My first boyfriend, I waited 2 years to have sex and he broke up with me right after...so I don't think there's any cut and dried formula like those books would have you believe.
Genoveve
11-22-2015, 11:49 AM
^^I agree. I love books like the Rules and I think they are good for women who aren't able to read men very well, like if you're a woman who has a hard time telling if a man is genuinely into you for you the protocols will probably help you out a lot. But in general with sex I don't buy the whole 'men don't respect you if you have sex too soon.' If you and a guy are connecting on many levels and have amazing chemistry and then amazing sex---he's going to want to keep seeing you. He's not gonna be like 'Omg she's perfect in every way...but she had sex with me too fast so I gotta end it.' If he doesn't have respect for you post sex he didn't have it for you pre-sex.
I'm a bit of a prude with my sex life in that I've had very few partners and I've never had casual sex, however each guy that I was in a relationship with I fucked right away. I think I have no confusion with guys so when I know I know. Plus extreme sexual chemistry is a must in a relationship for me so I think it makes sense to see if we have that going for us right away lol. I'd rather know sooner than later.
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My cat brought a hummingbird he caught into my bedroom this morning. It's crazy how fast the body works when you're terrified....it was 6:30 and I was completely out of it, he always comes in my room and makes a lot of noise but even though I was out of it I knew it was different this morning and that he had something. I looked and couldn't identify it and thought it was a huge mystery bug, as I went to look closer it flew up so fast and was gone in a millisecond and I heard LOUD buzzing in the kitchen. Even though I was terrified(I hate bugs let alone huge mystery ones that are as loud as helicopters....) I was wide awake and in that kitchen in the blink of an eye and breathed a sigh of relief to see it was actually a hummingbird flying around. I eventually got him to fly outside, he seemed completely fine. Or she.
Selina M
11-22-2015, 11:50 AM
That's funny he tried to slick text you then played it off when you didn't respond.
I have to deal with women like that all the time. They're even more jealous and threatened by single women. Like hoe just because I'm single doesn't mean I want your pitiful a$$ dude. If a dude will cheat with you 9 times out of 10 he will cheat on you - if you all ever got together.
I know, it was like how they send a crude pickup line or dick pic and then say it was their friend ::)
He's not my type anyway and if I were to break up with my fiancé, I would be sugaring or dating MEN, not little boys who text you at 2 am.
Glamourmilf
11-22-2015, 12:32 PM
[QUOTE=Genoveve;2823010]^^I agree. I love books like the Rules and I think they are good for women who aren't able to read men very well, like if you're a woman who has a hard time telling if a man is genuinely into you for you the protocols will probably help you out a lot. But in general with sex I don't buy the whole 'men don't respect you if you have sex too soon.' If you and a guy are connecting on many levels and have amazing chemistry and then amazing sex---he's going to want to keep seeing you. He's not gonna be like 'Omg she's perfect in every way...but she had sex with me too fast so I gotta end it.' If he doesn't have respect for you post sex he didn't have it for you pre-sex.
I'm a bit of a prude with my sex life in that I've had very few partners and I've never had casual sex, however each guy that I was in a relationship with I fucked right away. I think I have no confusion with guys so when I know I know. Plus extreme sexual chemistry is a must in a relationship for me so I think it makes sense to see if we have that going for us right away lol. I'd rather know sooner than later.
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My cat brought a hummingbird he caught into my bedroom this morning. It's crazy how fast the body works when you're terrified....it was 6:30 and I was completely out of it, he always comes in my room and makes a lot of noise but even though I was out of it I knew it was different this morning and that he had something. I looked and couldn't identify it and thought it was a huge mystery bug, as I went to look closer it flew up so fast and was gone in a millisecond and I heard LOUD buzzing in the kitchen. Even though I was terrified(I hate bugs let alone huge mystery ones that are as loud as helicopters....) I was wide awake and in that kitchen in the blink of an eye and breathed a sigh of relief to see it was actually a hummingbird flying around. I eventually got him to fly outside, he seemed completely fine. Or she.[/
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I had sex on the first date with both of my husbands.
Re: the hummingbird...You probably already know that when a hummingbird flies into your house, it means good luck.
One flew into my roommates room over the summer, and i couldn't help but think how much i wished it happened to me, cause i was in a spiral of really bad luck at the time.
Genoveve
11-22-2015, 12:49 PM
^^Does it still count if it didn't actually fly in but was instead was dragged in in a cat's mouth? :covereyes
charlie61
11-22-2015, 10:04 PM
Why are these shoes out of stock everywhere except in size 11? :(
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Selina M
11-22-2015, 11:25 PM
^ Are they discontinued?
I have similar ones, the ones with different size stones & no top strap :D
Genoveve
11-24-2015, 12:24 PM
The tech guy that was here for my internet probably thinks I am nuts. I only just realized that I was wearing a huge bright blue sweater with a huge yeti on it, I currently have really long red claw nails, and my router is set up right under my main crystal display that has all kinds of bizarre stuff on it which he had to be all up in. Also, last night as a joke I set up this good-luck-at-work ritual for my friend and video-chatted it to her which involved a tea tin she gave me that has an angry-looking man on it saying 'ENGLAND NEEDS YOU TO DRINK TEA.' I put it on my crystal area between two quartz skulls and positioned them so that they were looking at the tin, then I pointed a quartz tower at it and placed a clump of pyrite behind that so it looked really funky. I totally forgot about it until he left and I was like OMG. Then--there's a big box of matches sitting on there too so he probably really thinks I was doing rituals, the matches are there because I keep my incense burner there and my incense burner has a big pentacle on the top of it btw which I'm not Wiccan or anything I just thought it looked cool. Oh and over this whole crystal area are 2 prints, one is a Byzantine Christ from some church in Turkey and one is a Sumerian relief with an Annunaki on it. I hope I left an impression.
wednesday86
11-24-2015, 01:01 PM
I think I want to move back to Chicago, which is inspiring me to dance again. Ebay sales are slow, and haven't had any bites on vanilla jobs. I think I just need to accept the fact that I can only strip happily for about 6 months before I need to take at least a 1-2 month break. It has nothing to do with which club I'm at....I just implode and "want to quit FOREVER!" at the 6 month mark. BUT if I plan ahead this time and save for a break, maybe I can make it work. Also going to look into doing extra work for film/TV (some of my Chicago friends make a living working as extras) and maybe some modeling...though I have absolutely no modeling experience so who knows.
Aurora_Sunset
11-24-2015, 02:33 PM
The tech guy that was here for my internet probably thinks I am nuts. I only just realized that I was wearing a huge bright blue sweater with a huge yeti on it, I currently have really long red claw nails, and my router is set up right under my main crystal display that has all kinds of bizarre stuff on it which he had to be all up in. Also, last night as a joke I set up this good-luck-at-work ritual for my friend and video-chatted it to her which involved a tea tin she gave me that has an angry-looking man on it saying 'ENGLAND NEEDS YOU TO DRINK TEA.' I put it on my crystal area between two quartz skulls and positioned them so that they were looking at the tin, then I pointed a quartz tower at it and placed a clump of pyrite behind that so it looked really funky. I totally forgot about it until he left and I was like OMG. Then--there's a big box of matches sitting on there too so he probably really thinks I was doing rituals, the matches are there because I keep my incense burner there and my incense burner has a big pentacle on the top of it btw which I'm not Wiccan or anything I just thought it looked cool. Oh and over this whole crystal area are 2 prints, one is a Byzantine Christ from some church in Turkey and one is a Sumerian relief with an Annunaki on it. I hope I left an impression.
XD Love it! I once was leaving town for the weekend and didn't want to forget the gin in my fridge or to pack condoms. So I wrote GIN & CONDOMS in huge letters across the whiteboard in my living room, underlined, circled, and put "confetti" lines coming out from it. Then I left and forgot to erase it.... when I knew that maintenance would be entering my apartment that weekend to change some filters. I got back, saw it, and was like "aw shit..."
Glamourmilf
11-24-2015, 04:44 PM
The tech guy that was here for my internet probably thinks I am nuts. I only just realized that I was wearing a huge bright blue sweater with a huge yeti on it, I currently have really long red claw nails,.
No, I bet he thinks you are hot! Guys love women who appear to be a bit eccentric, because in their minds, it makes them think that you are good in bed.:D
absolutelyadorable
11-24-2015, 06:04 PM
Why is it that women-bashing jokes are "hilarious" but men-bashing jokes makes you a frigid, feminist lesbian feminazi? O_O
charlie61
11-24-2015, 06:21 PM
Why is it that women-bashing jokes are "hilarious" but men-bashing jokes makes you a frigid, feminist lesbian feminazi? O_O
u kno y
absolutelyadorable
11-24-2015, 06:50 PM
u kno y
Lol yes yes.......that and the fact that if I comment on something that even remotely down men, people are up in arms and even go so far as to pull up examples to back them up. Yet when men talk down on women there's a whole bunch of 'likes' and cyber high fiving....sheesh. And half the time its other women that laugh and go along with it! (Mind you, this is on fb)
Just blows my mind every time and not in a good way either.
lynn2009
11-24-2015, 07:36 PM
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I didn't want to put this in the funny pictures thread and risk a male member making a rage inducing comment
link if someone wants http://imgur.com/vHFNZyM
baer45
11-24-2015, 08:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHXjxWaQs9o
LOL
SimoneGray
11-24-2015, 10:02 PM
I have no idea what to eat for breakfast. No idea at all. Such first world problems.
Glamourmilf
11-25-2015, 12:30 AM
Just finished watching the Dancing With the Stars Finale. I always pick the winner from the first week of competition. Anyone else? Dont know if it's because I taught ballroom dancing way back when, or what. It'still really fun to watch.:dance:
wednesday86
11-25-2015, 07:45 AM
I don't think Dr. Ex-bf understands that we've broken up....I broke up with him and he said "Ok I understand. Take care." but he keeps texting me "good morning baby" texting me when he gets home from work, texting me goodnight. I'm just giving casual answers like "I'm fine. Hope you're well" then ignoring the mushy stuff. Then last night he was texting me about his schedule opening up next month so "we can have more time together" uhhh?? I think I'm just gonna stop talking to him until he goes away. I don't know if it's the language barrier or he's just in pursuit mode or what...but I definitely said "I don't want to date right now. I need some time to myself." How can I make that any clearer?
miss.a.p1600
11-25-2015, 09:16 AM
Next time I need to break up with someone, I'm channeling my inner Wednesday 86. You seem to do that effortlessly. My a$$ would be all emotional and change my mind and ruin the whole plan.
Selina M
11-25-2015, 09:37 AM
Just finished watching the Dancing With the Stars Finale. I always pick the winner from the first week of competition. Anyone else? Dont know if it's because I taught ballroom dancing way back when, or what. It'still really fun to watch.:dance:
I knew Bindi would win because she's Bindi Irwin, duh.
Pretty much if you're partnered with Derek and you don't absolutely suck balls, you're probably gonna win. He makes everyone look good.
DWTS irritates me when they claim it's actual ballroom because they'll do 10 steps from the syllabus and then the rest is stuff that would get you immediately disqualified in a real competition. I'm glad they branched out into other dances and stopped trying to make out like it's entirely ballroom. People used to come into my studio and then quit when they realized we didn't teach lifts and whatnot.
Wednesday, wtf? He's starting to seem like a bit of a loony :O
wednesday86
11-25-2015, 09:46 AM
Next time I need to break up with someone, I'm channeling my inner Wednesday 86. You seem to do that effortlessly. My a$$ would be all emotional and change my mind and ruin the whole plan.
Haha! Well, I think if he was here and I saw him more I would be much more emotional...but he lives far and I haven't seen him in a few weeks anyway, so that makes it a lot easier. On top of wanting to be single, I'm tired of driving out there and spending $ on gas. I also can't talk to him for most of the day because he's always working, so he can't really be there for me when I need him..So the relationship is kind of one sided (not his fault it's just the circumstances.) I think if it's meant to be it should be smoother and easier...This is just too much effort for a guy I'm not engaged to or married to.
Wednesday, wtf? He's starting to seem like a bit of a loony :O[/QUOTE]
Lol! I think he's just lonely :( I feel bad about that but he has dr. friends he can talk to. I sent him an email telling him my phone doesn't work (Immature I know, but he seriously needs to stop texting me...)and said as nicely as possible that we should stop talking for a while. So I hope that takes care of it.
/threadjack
baer45
11-25-2015, 10:01 AM
Haha! Well, I think if he was here and I saw him more I would be much more emotional...but he lives far and I haven't seen him in a few weeks anyway, so that makes it a lot easier. On top of wanting to be single, I'm tired of driving out there and spending $ on gas. I also can't talk to him for most of the day because he's always working, so he can't really be there for me when I need him..So the relationship is kind of one sided (not his fault it's just the circumstances.) I think if it's meant to be it should be smoother and easier...This is just too much effort for a guy I'm not engaged to or married to.
Wednesday, wtf? He's starting to seem like a bit of a loony :O
Please use google translator.
우리는 돈 이다
chúng tôi đang thực hiện ở đây
我们完了
We are done.
miss.a.p1600
11-25-2015, 03:02 PM
^^^omg lol! I bet he speaks English just fine. He just in denial or playing crazy.
wednesday86
11-25-2015, 05:10 PM
^^^omg lol! I bet he speaks English just fine. He just in denial or playing crazy.
English isn't his first language but yeah, it's fine. I mean it's good enough for him to treat American patients every day lol. Also translated that stuff and it said "We are money" and "We're fucked" lol !
Vyanka
11-27-2015, 11:25 AM
If I were to be a SC manager, I'd be a great one. I learned a lot from my first manager who was the best at what he did. He makes every SC manager I know look like a joke. He's actually the best manager I've had in all of my jobs.
If the business wasn't going down the shitter, I'd consider it. I'm compassionate, patient, fair, and feisty. But frankly, I'm tired of nightlife. The nocturnal hours and loud music.
kaninchen
11-27-2015, 01:14 PM
I'm mildly offended that Yandy sells 2 inch heels. I'd like to browse the slutty stuff in peace without having to see sensible office shoes, please.
Genoveve
11-27-2015, 05:06 PM
Why do iced coffees get me so crunk? I make strong black coffee at home all the time and have a high tolerance to stimulants yet it only takes a few sips of an iced coffee from Starbucks or McD's or wherever and I get so hyper. It's not the sugar because I have a high tolerance to sugar too, I can eat a whole jumbo bag of candy and get no sugar rush. Speaking of stimulants I took a 5 hour energy shot last night and was able to go to sleep at my normal time, it didn't keep me up.
Cashmere Star
11-28-2015, 12:57 AM
what the fuck my ex boyfriend still sends $30 to me once in a while.. he did this at least like three times now. is he making a way for our bank accounts to familiarize so he can suddenly take a bunch of money out of my account, or is it just to remind me of him (which is another way of being controlling IMO glad I left him... but thanks for the money)
xStacey
11-28-2015, 10:13 AM
I need to start working again soon, I am too poor to afford anything at the stores I like to shop at even with the Black Friday sale lol. I only worked 2 shifts since August 24 because of school :(
whirlerz
11-28-2015, 01:49 PM
Why do iced coffees get me so crunk? I make strong black coffee at home all the time and have a high tolerance to stimulants yet it only takes a few sips of an iced coffee from Starbucks or McD's or wherever and I get so hyper. It's not the sugar because I have a high tolerance to sugar too, I can eat a whole jumbo bag of candy and get no sugar rush. Speaking of stimulants I took a 5 hour energy shot last night and was able to go to sleep at my normal time, it didn't keep me up.
I think I could B this way 2, I've cut way down on coffees. However, I take green tea shots, don't know exact
name of it, sold @ Japanese grocery store, that seems to get me going
Aurora_Sunset
11-28-2015, 03:51 PM
I finally watched the new Annie and I want to like it because I can appreciate what they were trying to do, but I just don't understand where it went wrong. The actors in it are good actors, but all their lines sound forced and overacting. They modernized the songs which I like some of, but some are so far gone from the original, I can't even tell what they're based off of. I feel like the jokes are intellectually funny but they just weren't delivered in a way that makes you laugh out loud...
It's like they tried to update it in so many ways, but then tried to keep the cheesy, over-the-top characterizations from the 80s that don't work with the updated script. I feel like I could've loved the new interpretation, but it just wasn't put together quite right, and that makes me sad. It's one of those movie where I loved certain scenes, but I'll probably never watch the whole thing in its entirety again.
Selina M
11-29-2015, 03:13 PM
I've been laughing since last night. Karma is a bitch. Super immature petty post ahead.
My old best friend, who spent 5 years fucking me over behind my back and manipulating/controlling our whole group of friends and just generally being an evil person... does not have the awesome life she expected or that our last remaining mutual friend tries to convince me of.
She's a 23 year old divorcee, which is hilarious and karmic justice already. She couldn't even keep a husband (who was dumb as a brick and easily controlled) more than a year. Last night I found out that, contrary to what Mutual Friend has been saying, she is not in medical school... she's in podiatry school. :rotfl:
Podiatry school is where you go when you get rejected from MD, D.O., AND the Caribbean medical schools. They do 11 years of school/training and rack up $200k in debt to make $60k. On a really bad slow day dancing, I make more hourly than she will after 11 years of school.
Meanwhile I got literally everything I ever said I wanted in high school... I'm engaged to my senior year/college crush, I have the exact sports car I wanted, my dogs, and a beautiful black horse, and soon 2 degrees. I have boys falling all over me daily and essentially paying my bills.
My life is infinitely better than hers and karma has kicked her sorry little ass.
(Now I'm gonna go do a good deed of some kind to balance out for making this self-serving post :D)
whirlerz
11-29-2015, 04:27 PM
Well, I'm inspired, myself. ^ :)
Cashmere Star
11-29-2015, 06:10 PM
With the seasons my style changes. In the winter I can't help but be dressed in more expensive clothing cuz they are warmer. I dress slutty during summer, but ladylike during winter lol
baer45
11-29-2015, 08:14 PM
I baked so many chicken wings that I can't finish them. Where is a man when you actually need him? I think I will just bag them up and feed the homeless people downtown.
Ps. they are really tasty.
Selina M
11-29-2015, 09:46 PM
I baked so many chicken wings that I can't finish them. Where is a man when you actually need him?
That's all men are good for, eating chicken wings.
baer45
11-29-2015, 11:22 PM
That's all men are good for, eating chicken wings.
word!
Elektra Luxx
11-29-2015, 11:32 PM
I can't really help being flirty to get some reaction from a guy. It gives me such a rush of confidence to know i have that much influence on someone. In a superhero voice, "I promised to never use my powers for evil, only for the good of mankind".
Selina M
11-30-2015, 11:48 AM
I feel like I'm cruising for warnings on SW all the time.
But I fail so badly at sugar coating anything.
Sigh.
xStacey
11-30-2015, 01:38 PM
I'm thinking it's a good thing I've always drinked my coffee black... Because if I were to drink four latte every day, I can quickly say goodbye to my flat stomach lol