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queenelayliah
02-27-2019, 05:49 PM
I'm a huge fan of a really clean bottom...thanks for the review. I'll get one for my place too.
This arrived in the mail last night.
Perfect timing, because I had just done my ' business', if you get my drift.
Omg, I'm in love with how well it works, and how easy it is to use!
This, ladies, is my new best friend.:D
My best friend, lover and keeper of a clean shiny asshole.
51003
I highly, HIGHLY recommend this product.
https://www.amazon.com/RinseWorks-Patented-Certified-Warranty-Extension/dp/B01CF51ZJ2/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Rinseworks&qid=1551314667&s=gateway&sr=8-1&th=1
When i say the pressure on this is amazing i mean its fucking AMAZING! I dont even use that much toliet tissue anymore. I have been using the same roll of toliet tissue for 3 months now.
WendiStarr
02-28-2019, 05:44 AM
St. Patty's day is coming up and I was thinking about how my uniform from an old breastraunt I used to work for would be perfect. I had sold my old ones to custies. I googled and somehow ended up finding something I shouldn't have. Seeing what the person had wrote, their location, and their job title..it all clicked. I'm not going to name names but the person is a member here. I just think it's strange how I happened to come across it. That's all I'm going to say about that. Unrelated note I keep having a lot of water dreams lately.
Glamourmilf
02-28-2019, 11:10 AM
My best friend, lover and keeper of a clean shiny asshole.
51003
I highly, HIGHLY recommend this product.
https://www.amazon.com/RinseWorks-Patented-Certified-Warranty-Extension/dp/B01CF51ZJ2/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Rinseworks&qid=1551314667&s=gateway&sr=8-1&th=1
When i say the pressure on this is amazing i mean its fucking AMAZING! I dont even use that much toliet tissue anymore. I have been using the same roll of toliet tissue for 3 months now.
That's the one I originally was going to get! But, I wasn't sure I'd be able to attach it properly (and I definitely wouldn't hire someone to do it for me. Lol!) Did you attach it yourself? Easy to do it?
Yes to saving on toilet paper!
I use baby wipes also for ''back there', and the cost can really add up.
whirlerz
02-28-2019, 11:39 AM
If you use witch hazel, (it's main ingredient in Tucks for hemorrhoids & specific wipes for back there) it helps a lot. Very inexpensive
I keep a bottle next to my toliet. Just dab it on a clean toliet tissue.
I also use aloe
Glamourmilf
02-28-2019, 11:57 AM
After my lunch debacle on Tues, it left me feeling a bit down on myself and I was doubting my friendship with gay husband prison guard.
It goes way deeper than him never complimenting me.
When I was going to be homeless, I asked to rent a room from him. He said he would' think' about it. But, he never got back to me, and ghosted. He has a 2 story 6 bedroom house and lives alone.
It wasn't until 2 years later when I called him and forgave him that he told me that he was having stangers come over and fuck him, and was embarrassed.
He also said that he was just diagnosed with HIV, because he had unprotected sex.
The other 'friend' who wouldn't rent an apartment to me because of the eviction, ended up giving the apartment to her nephew. He trashed it, never paid rent. She said it cost her $15,000 to repair the damages.
Another wealthy girlfriend wouldn't rent out a room to me either. Just a short time later, she had to get both knees replaced, but still couldn't walk. She always prided herself on her ' dancers' legs, and the fact that she could dead lift heavy at the gym. She's been calling non stop and leaving tons of messages. I've already blocked her.
All this to say, that we all reap what we sow, and karma is truly a bitch.
That's why I live my life with a ' do no harm to others' motto.
That's why the universe is always on my side.
Oh, and edit to add. So is my mother, God rest her sweet soul.
She's never going to let her daughter suffer at the hands of anyone. I feel her protection.
Those of you that are mothers know exactly what I'm talking about.
whirlerz
02-28-2019, 12:03 PM
I hope you're feeling much better, Glammie!
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-28-2019, 01:22 PM
After my lunch debacle on Tues, it left me feeling a bit down on myself and I was doubting my friendship with gay husband prison guard.
It goes way deeper than him never complimenting me.
When I was going to be homeless, I asked to rent a room from him. He said he would' think' about it. But, he never got back to me, and ghosted. He has a 2 story 6 bedroom house and lives alone.
It wasn't until 2 years later when I called him and forgave him that he told me that he was having stangers come over and fuck him, and was embarrassed.
He also said that he was just diagnosed with HIV, because he had unprotected sex.
The other 'friend' who wouldn't rent an apartment to me because of the eviction, ended up giving the apartment to her nephew. He trashed it, never paid rent. She said it cost her $15,000 to repair the damages.
Another wealthy girlfriend wouldn't rent out a room to me either. Just a short time later, she had to get both knees replaced, but still couldn't walk. She always prided herself on her ' dancers' legs, and the fact that she could dead lift heavy at the gym. She's been calling non stop and leaving tons of messages. I've already blocked her.
All this to say, that we all reap what we sow, and karma is truly a bitch.
That's why I live my life with a ' do no harm to others' motto.
That's why the universe is always on my side.
Oh, and edit to add. So is my mother, God rest her sweet soul.
She's never going to let her daughter suffer at the hands of anyone. I feel her protection.
Those of you that are mothers know exactly what I'm talking about.
I can relate to this. It's true, we reap what we sow.
queenelayliah
02-28-2019, 01:23 PM
That's the one I originally was going to get! But, I wasn't sure I'd be able to attach it properly (and I definitely wouldn't hire someone to do it for me. Lol!) Did you attach it yourself? Easy to do it?
Yes to saving on toilet paper!
I use baby wipes also for ''back there', and the cost can really add up.
When i say its super easy to attach, i mean its SUPER easy to attach. And this is coming from someone who cant even hang a curtain rod. Seriously i really cant figure those motherfuckers out.
The only thing i had trouble with is that the line to my toliet, the water supply line was super old and when i tried to bend it (remove it from the toliet) it broke on me. Luckily the apartment came that day and installed a brand new one for me. Which is my toliet fault and not the product fault.
The only flaw I have with that product is that the little hook it comes with to attach the bidet to the toliet, it like a little hook thingy, broke. They sent me a new one and that one broke too. It has nothing to do witht he function of the sprayer itself., so dont let that deter you from buying it.
But i wouldnt trade this product for anything in the world, I love my bidet so much.
yaya_cash
02-28-2019, 02:43 PM
I go out with this dude because I'm bored. And he's boring. I don't take him seriously. I would not date him or have sex with him. So he will not get the advantages of dating me or a sugar daddy or even a friend because he can't do nothing for me other than pay for lunch once in a while. I probably need to just cut him off altogether because he tried touching me and I said no and seemed upset. He's so selfish. He will not take advantage of or use me. Tried of guys like him. I just try to use them as much as they to try use me.
The bitch has ghosted on me or made up excuses when I needed something in the past. He still does.
Should I just cut him off altogether? Or try to get something for his distress? I'm making my frustation worst by "entertaining" him, huh?
yaya_cash
02-28-2019, 03:16 PM
I go out with this dude because I'm bored. And he's boring. I don't take him seriously. I would not date him or have sex with him. So he will not get the advantages of dating me or a sugar daddy or even a friend because he can't do nothing for me other than pay for lunch once in a while. I probably need to just cut him off altogether because he tried touching me and I said no and seemed upset. He's so selfish. He will not take advantage of or use me. Tried of guys like him. I just try to use them as much as they to try use me.
The bitch has ghosted on me or made up excuses when I needed something in the past. He still does.
Should I just cut him off altogether? Or try to get something for his distress? I'm making my frustation worst by "entertaining" him, huh?
I removed him from my contacts. I need to move on. He's triggering anger from me. He's going to be a lonely old man anyway. And not that wealthy because his past wife gets a lot of alimony/spousal support, and he's not that smart to progress further without support from a smart woman. Lonely ol' man; trying to get over me or other women.
yaya_cash
02-28-2019, 03:32 PM
I removed him from my contacts. I need to move on. He's triggering anger from me. He's going to be a lonely old man anyway. And not that wealthy because his past wife gets a lot of alimony/spousal support, and he's not that smart to progress further without support from a smart woman. Lonely ol' man; trying to get over me or women.
I'll contact him to let my anger out, curse him out, maybe.
Glamourmilf
02-28-2019, 06:19 PM
I hope you're feeling much better, Glammie!
Thanks so much Whirl.:-* I wish I felt better, but I don't. These shingles are making me soooo sleepy all the time. Not to mention the constant itchy and pins and needles feeling that's driving me crazy.
To top it off, this L.A. broad who's coming out here this weekend texts me this...."I know you're busy working, but call me."
Uh, no!
Back in the day, I would text her, and every time she waited at least 3 to 5 days to respond. She is a trust fund baby, and admitted to just sitting in bed for days on end, watching t.v. and cruising the internet.
I haven't told her that I'm sick with shingles.
I just feel like disconnecting my phone, and disappearing for a while.
I honestly have zero energy to give to anyone right now.
AChildOfBoredom
02-28-2019, 07:26 PM
The Irish woman who rents a room from me is trying to fake a more 'American' accent, because St. Patrick's Day is coming up, and that's the day she finds people in this country absolutely unbearable. It's kinda funny, watching her standing in front of a mirror and talking to herself. Guess I can't really blame her.. it gets her a bunch of (mostly unwanted) attention on any other day, because this country has some weird OCD thing with the Irish diaspora. She's told me more than once she gets tired of people stopping her because they think she gives a shit about how "Irish" they claim to be; even more so with surnames which are far from it.
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-28-2019, 08:02 PM
The Irish woman who rents a room from me is trying to fake a more 'American' accent, because St. Patrick's Day is coming up, and that's the day she finds people in this country absolutely unbearable. It's kinda funny, watching her standing in front of a mirror and talking to herself. Guess I can't really blame her.. it gets her a bunch of (mostly unwanted) attention on any other day, because this country has some weird OCD thing with the Irish diaspora. She's told me more than once she gets tired of people stopping her because they think she gives a shit about how "Irish" they claim to be; even more so with surnames which are far from it.
Awww lol.
Random Thought- looks like the theme of this year will be "Unexpectedly Stressful Crap Keeps Happening Constantly"
lynn2009
02-28-2019, 08:16 PM
I am formally applying for a job transfer today at work and holy crapppp it is going to be so embarassing if they end up turning me down.
I just gave them the definite yes for transfer earlier this week and am already rethinking it. I do think it would be more interesting but I'd have to start all over with my skill set, as opposed to the fact that I am (apparently, as this is what others have told me) a rising star in my current group. But my current department is kind of boring TBH. I'm so uncomfortable around my potential new boss already. He's so nice and calm and put together and I feel so awkward. I've always kind of had a thing for him , even before Derek died. My potential new boss interviewed me for my current group 2 years ago and I was eyeing him up even then, but he's married sadly.
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-28-2019, 08:31 PM
My boyfriend's hometown is now an Unexpectedly Trendy Place In America-
https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/beverages/the-post-dive-bar-is-here-to-take-over-your-favorite-dive/ar-BBUbvGC?ocid=spartandhp
JGB2009
03-01-2019, 09:19 AM
I got a liquor gift card for xmas. I am gonna use it tonight. Its much needed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss_ShaSha
03-01-2019, 12:40 PM
The Irish woman who rents a room from me is trying to fake a more 'American' accent, because St. Patrick's Day is coming up, and that's the day she finds people in this country absolutely unbearable. It's kinda funny, watching her standing in front of a mirror and talking to herself. Guess I can't really blame her.. it gets her a bunch of (mostly unwanted) attention on any other day, because this country has some weird OCD thing with the Irish diaspora. She's told me more than once she gets tired of people stopping her because they think she gives a shit about how "Irish" they claim to be; even more so with surnames which are far from it.
Haha poor thing.
carmen_b
03-01-2019, 01:23 PM
If it turns out bananas and granola bars are poison, I'm so dead. Haha.
14 days on the road and that is 70% of what I've eaten.
WendiStarr
03-01-2019, 06:51 PM
Mr. Dilf and I went to the movies to see Glass. It was so disappointing of a movie that we walked out. Also, Mr. Dilf's doggie is funny. After I took a shower and dried off, I set my towel down. She dragged it off, put it on the floor, and was sniffing the towel, rubbing her face on it, and rolling around with it. I've never seen a doggie do that before but I did have a kitty who used to do that. Animals are hilarious. :)
AChildOfBoredom
03-01-2019, 07:02 PM
Haha poor thing.
She STILL hasn't figured out why we keep saying, "They're after me lucky charms!". I hope she never does.
JGB2009
03-01-2019, 07:49 PM
Why do I have a phone....no one has hardly text me today :(
SnuffleUffleGrass
03-01-2019, 08:16 PM
Why do I have a phone....no one has hardly text me today :(
I'm glad no one texted me today lol
Random thought. The actor Viggo Mortensen speaks Spanish in the same accent as my dad. This is hilarious...……….
carmen_b
03-02-2019, 03:13 AM
I'm thrilled to find my little zip lock bag with a eye mask , ear plugs, and a condom in my suitcase. Whew. I seriously thought I left it out where my dad would see it in this other location and I'm so happy to find it 5 minutes ago. I'm a grown up obviously haha but do not want my dad seeing my " travel kits " .
JGB2009
03-02-2019, 03:20 AM
I cant sleep.....been up since 2am. If u are truly happy.....I am envious!!!!
lynn2009
03-02-2019, 09:16 AM
I am going dog shopping (at shelters) today! Wish me luck.
Miss_ShaSha
03-02-2019, 10:20 AM
Breakfast at whole foods is filling. For $13 I got enough food to make 3 meals of it. Super healthy too. Damn, I love food LOL.
Miss_ShaSha
03-02-2019, 10:22 AM
I cant sleep.....been up since 2am. If u are truly happy.....I am envious!!!!
Same here: three nights only 5 hrs rest when I usually get 8-9. It sucks. I feel you.
I am going dog shopping (at shelters) today! Wish me luck.
Yessss! You're going to save the day!!!
AChildOfBoredom
03-02-2019, 02:31 PM
Can someone who’s been the ‘side chick’ explain it to me, because I don’t get it? I have this… acquaintance, I guess I’d call her, because her life drama caused me to distance myself from her. Nine years now, she’s been having this affair. Every few months or so, he’d be “just on the verge of leaving his wife”, and of course it doesn’t happen, and she ends up beside herself. I and several others just grew tired of picking up the pieces, and we just watch from a distance now. I just can’t make any sense of it.
whirlerz
03-02-2019, 02:42 PM
After my lunch debacle on Tues, it left me feeling a bit down on myself and I was doubting my friendship with gay husband prison guard.
It goes way deeper than him never complimenting me.
When I was going to be homeless, I asked to rent a room from him. He said he would' think' about it. But, he never got back to me, and ghosted. He has a 2 story 6 bedroom house and lives alone.
It wasn't until 2 years later when I called him and forgave him that he told me that he was having stangers come over and fuck him, and was embarrassed.
He also said that he was just diagnosed with HIV, because he had unprotected sex.
The other 'friend' who wouldn't rent an apartment to me because of the eviction, ended up giving the apartment to her nephew. He trashed it, never paid rent. She said it cost her $15,000 to repair the damages.
Another wealthy girlfriend wouldn't rent out a room to me either. Just a short time later, she had to get both knees replaced, but still couldn't walk. She always prided herself on her ' dancers' legs, and the fact that she could dead lift heavy at the gym. She's been calling non stop and leaving tons of messages. I've already blocked her.
All this to say, that we all reap what we sow, and karma is truly a bitch.
That's why I live my life with a ' do no harm to others' motto.
That's why the universe is always on my side.
Oh, and edit to add. So is my mother, God rest her sweet soul.
She's never going to let her daughter suffer at the hands of anyone. I feel her protection.
Those of you that are mothers know exactly what I'm talking about.
That's REALLY Powerful, & thanks a lot!
Hope you're feeling better too.
whirlerz
03-02-2019, 02:44 PM
Can someone who’s been the ‘side chick’ explain it to me, because I don’t get it? I have this… acquaintance, I guess I’d call her, because her life drama caused me to distance myself from her. Nine years now, she’s been having this affair. Every few months or so, he’d be “just on the verge of leaving his wife”, and of course it doesn’t happen, and she ends up beside herself. I and several others just grew tired of picking up the pieces, and we just watch from a distance now. I just can’t make any sense of it.
Some live on the river of Denial.
trustfundkiller
03-02-2019, 04:26 PM
Can someone who’s been the ‘side chick’ explain it to me, because I don’t get it? I have this… acquaintance, I guess I’d call her, because her life drama caused me to distance myself from her. Nine years now, she’s been having this affair. Every few months or so, he’d be “just on the verge of leaving his wife”, and of course it doesn’t happen, and she ends up beside herself. I and several others just grew tired of picking up the pieces, and we just watch from a distance now. I just can’t make any sense of it.
I honestly think most of them are delusional and truly believe they have a chance at winning "main chick" status one day. Of course chances of a man actually leaving his wife for his side chick and riding off into the sunset are what, 1 in 100? A lot of them probably have underlying psychological traumas that manifest themselves as toxic relationships.
Miss_ShaSha
03-02-2019, 05:33 PM
I honestly think most of them are delusional and truly believe they have a chance at winning "main chick" status one day. Of course chances of a man actually leaving his wife for his side chick and riding off into the sunset are what, 1 in 100? A lot of them probably have underlying psychological traumas that manifest themselves as toxic relationships.
This. More than likely an anxious attachment style constantly needing the avoidant. It makes perfect sense psychologically. Very unhealthy however.
AChildOfBoredom
03-02-2019, 06:43 PM
Some live on the river of Denial.
I honestly think most of them are delusional and truly believe they have a chance at winning "main chick" status one day. Of course chances of a man actually leaving his wife for his side chick and riding off into the sunset are what, 1 in 100? A lot of them probably have underlying psychological traumas that manifest themselves as toxic relationships.
This. More than likely an anxious attachment style constantly needing the avoidant. It makes perfect sense psychologically. Very unhealthy however.
Yeah, I would just think there’d come a point where her and others would figure, “something’s gotta give”. I mean, knowing from the get-go that you’re the second choice, and time after time this breakup doesn’t happen… maybe it’s just me? They keep telling me, “you wouldn’t understand”. No, I guess I wouldn’t. If they wanna be second in the buffet line, I guess it’s their life…
yaya_cash
03-02-2019, 06:48 PM
I honestly think most of them are delusional and truly believe they have a chance at winning "main chick" status one day. Of course chances of a man actually leaving his wife for his side chick and riding off into the sunset are what, 1 in 100? A lot of them probably have underlying psychological traumas that manifest themselves as toxic relationships.
The side chick has to have more substance, more to offer than the main one or sustain his void.
Jalena
03-02-2019, 10:40 PM
Mr. Dilf and I went to the movies to see Glass. It was so disappointing of a movie that we walked out.
I saw it a few weeks ago, with my ex. We had both seen Split when we were still together and I was looking forward to seeing Glass, but all of the tie-ins toward the end made it way too complicated. I haven't seen Unbreakable and while I got the references to Unbreakable, there seemed to be a lot of tangents that didn't make sense to me.
Jalena
03-02-2019, 10:43 PM
I am currently watching the Ghost Adventures episode at the Palomino Club in Vegas. Zak got up on the main stage and was trying to replicate some floorwork and they added burlesque music in the background. Aaron is getting woofed at for being too close to the pole. I love it when they get goofy :P
Just curious if anyone has worked there and if the ghost stories are true ...
carmen_b
03-02-2019, 11:16 PM
^ This is a club I really want to try soon. I didn't know about any ghost rumors ...... spoooookkyyy.
StripperWeb girls ghost hunt mid-March at the Palomino ?!?
Jalena
03-03-2019, 12:28 AM
^ This is a club I really want to try soon. I didn't know about any ghost rumors ...... spoooookkyyy.
StripperWeb girls ghost hunt mid-March at the Palomino ?!?
Road trip!
It was an interesting episode. By now it should be available online.
yaya_cash
03-03-2019, 01:52 AM
New pot alert. I'm missing my ol' guy. Two or three more to go.
lynn2009
03-03-2019, 07:52 AM
I am going dog shopping (at shelters) today! Wish me luck.
I put in an application for a little shih tzu who had been owner surrendered. But there is an application in front of me for him.
JGB2009
03-03-2019, 08:20 AM
Someone keeps calling me from the Virgin Islands. I don't know who it is but I just blocked their ass!!!!
WendiStarr
03-03-2019, 11:02 AM
I bought this practice exam and already I've counted 7 wrong answers that were given as the correct answer and 4 that gave answers that are not even an option for the question. There's only A-D, so how can the answer be E? Come on! I guess this is what I get for wanting to take a practice exam and only spending $30, instead of paying ridiculous $175-$200 for other practice exams. I just want to see where I'm at and where I need to improve before shelling out $350 for the actual exam.
Miss_ShaSha
03-03-2019, 11:05 AM
After several nights of shit sleep, I got 8h 28m last night. Damn, what a difference a good night's rest makes. I feel like Superwoman :D
carmen_b
03-03-2019, 12:31 PM
Damn, I have created a monster coming out of stripper retirement. I am now feeling upset that my day job is taking all my time in the next 12 days ( I'm committed to personally handle these things and can't do a " hand off " ).
I need to re-think it in terms of grateful energy ( gratitude that the day gig is meeting what I need first half of March ) and a chance to rest my body. I have to admit though that I would have been happy to just strip full time in March if I had the time.
AChildOfBoredom
03-03-2019, 02:05 PM
Someone keeps calling me from the Virgin Islands. I don't know who it is but I just blocked their ass!!!!
I remember reading about a scam some time ago where people would receive phone calls from some country in the Caribbean… don’t remember which one… it would look like a US phone number, but it was a paid service, like how a 900 number is, so people would answer, have a brief conversation, then their next phone bill would be hundreds of dollars.
WendiStarr
03-03-2019, 04:15 PM
^ Years ago when I had Sprint, something similar happened to me. I ended up with a $999 charge from Cuba. I never called or received a call from any such number. By default I no longer answer any unknown phone # without Googling it first. If they leave a voicemail message or anything, I will block the number. Scammers like to use phone numbers that look local. I've been noticing that a lot lately. I will look at my phone and see the same area code as me, and the first three numbers same as my phone number, with only minor differences in the last four digits. Those kind of scammers need to be sent to the Bermuda Triangle.
Miss_ShaSha
03-03-2019, 04:50 PM
Do you think meditation is the way out of "the matrix"?
JGB2009
03-03-2019, 07:16 PM
Went on a mini trip today. It was awesome!!!
queenelayliah
03-04-2019, 11:48 AM
I feel really attacked, sad and depressed right now. The reason because of this bullshit.
I just got my passport so i can sign up for sites and then i decided to re-rea the model agreement. In it, it basically says how they basically have the right, now and untill the end of time, to everything i post, my legal name, my likeness and etc and can do ANYTHING that want with it. And there is nothing i can do about that. Which got me thinking, is this his is the only industry that has this level of bullshit?
Like any other “artists” would be allowed to keep the rights of their work, even if they paint nude models or did nude photography. They would be notified and even possibly compensated if their work was redistributed without their permission. But we who are the models and the artists isnt allowed to keep the rights to our work, have no say in how they the company distribute it and we don’t get paid?!
This is just pure entitlement. It is like the world is saying to anyone that shows their body and make money, that “hey since your nude and your promiscuous whore you have no right over your body.” Why does everyone feel so entitled to my body. Why?!!
Now im wondering if i even want to start camming again. But i really really need the money. At the same time im sure they won’t try to market my fat ugly ass. But damn is it even worth all the headache just for an extra $400 a month?