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WendiStarr
06-20-2019, 06:31 AM
I'm really looking forward to going swimming later.
Glamourmilf
06-20-2019, 08:53 AM
Oooh thank you! That's awesome -- I'll have to order some and hopefully they help! Come to think about it I think I have some slight flip flop tan lines too lol. Oh well, it's worth the fun!
You're welcome. Yes, definitely worth the fun. It's the only time I feel free and energized. I hate being around people when I've just been servicing hundreds of men on cam. It's my meditation time.
Enjoy.
Oh, edit to add my random thought.
I wish I could be more interested in the civie world.
My friend and I had dinner yesterday. She had just come from her office job, and needed to unload on me how bad her day was.
I'm okay with listening for 10/15 minutes. But, then we need to move on.
Hashtag...#boring.:bored::zzz:
She doesn't know I cam, and thinks I work for a collection agency.
It was tempting to reply to her complaints with, " Yeah, I had a rough day too. Saw a few of the tiniest dicks I've ever seen in my life! A couple of guys came too quickly, so I didn't get paid much. Wrenched my back from twerking so much." On and on.
Lol!
AChildOfBoredom
06-20-2019, 09:08 PM
We should do a new Pick Up Artist thread in this section. I feel bad threadjacking another thread with the topic.
“Do you like burgers? Because you’ll love my meat between your buns”.
Someone actually tried that one on me.
So we had CPR class today. While I can appreciate how hilarious the whole thing was (“No, no, NO - DO NOT shake the baby!”), I hope I never have to count on any of these fuckers to save my life.
Also, the CPR classes are divvied up by section, e.g., the field crews rotated through, the equestrian center rotated through, and there were two shop rotations, since they sent me with the shop. At the end of it, the instructor comes up to us and says, “I was relieved to see there were at least two women that n this class, but you two are worse than the men are!”
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-21-2019, 07:18 AM
So we had CPR class today. While I can appreciate how hilarious the whole thing was (“No, no, NO - DO NOT shake the baby!”), I hope I never have to count on any of these fuckers to save my life.
Too too funny. Thank you for sharing this.
Glamourmilf
06-21-2019, 11:04 AM
As I mentioned a few days ago, I want to get back into escorting.
The very first person to contact me, won't give his full name, AND asks for pictures of my face.::)
*It was for a foot worship session.
He then messages me a day later, with, "Can you come over now?":-[
Omg! Please tell me this kind of shit isn't still happening?
JGB2009
06-21-2019, 01:26 PM
When I go off on you yet once more!!!! Yea I am really all about expressing myself!!!!
carmen_b
06-21-2019, 01:35 PM
Welcome back ! Lol. So typical.
Don't give up yet. Every time I go back to massage, it's always the worst ones that see the ads first and time waste.
Just wait .....
As I mentioned a few days ago, I want to get back into escorting.
The very first person to contact me, won't give his full name, AND asks for pictures of my face.::)
*It was for a foot worship session.
He then messages me a day later, with, "Can you come over now?":-[
Omg! Please tell me this kind of shit isn't still happening?
WendiStarr
06-21-2019, 06:35 PM
As I mentioned a few days ago, I want to get back into escorting.
The very first person to contact me, won't give his full name, AND asks for pictures of my face.::)
*It was for a foot worship session.
He then messages me a day later, with, "Can you come over now?":-[
Omg! Please tell me this kind of shit isn't still happening?
Yes, unfortunately they still pull that dumb shit. I've switched over to strictly fbsm and the men are the same no matter what. There will always be timewasting mofos. I find it best to not respond in any way, block their email address, because some of these idiots will continue to email you more nonsense even if you don't respond.
Glamourmilf
06-21-2019, 07:03 PM
Welcome back ! Lol. So typical.
Don't give up yet. Every time I go back to massage, it's always the worst ones that see the ads first and time waste.
Just wait .....
Yes, unfortunately they still pull that dumb shit. I've switched over to strictly fbsm and the men are the same no matter what. There will always be timewasting mofos. I find it best to not respond in any way, block their email address, because some of these idiots will continue to email you more nonsense even if you don't respond.
Thank You.
WendiStarr
06-22-2019, 09:56 AM
Oh my gosh, this cracked me up. I was on the road, coming home from out-of-state. I started having morning sickness and my tummy was hurting so I stopped at the nearest rest stop. I was in the bathroom, minding my own business when this little white Bichon Frise dog came walking into the bathroom stall. It was just looking up at me. That caught me off guard because I wasn't expecting a dog to be in there. That dog looked hilarious, with it's fluff ball head that I started cracking up. It took the owner a couple minutes to realize that it had wandered into the stall with me. Dogs are funny.
AChildOfBoredom
06-22-2019, 12:22 PM
Well, we’re down to six people living here. The older of my two ‘refugees’ rented a place and moved in with my friend.
AChildOfBoredom
06-22-2019, 01:13 PM
(Unintended double post)
carmen_b
06-23-2019, 10:47 AM
I haven't been to the club in two weeks. It's weird. I stopped buying advertising about 6 weeks ago for my day job hustle trying to slow it to leave time to strip.
It was just super busy last two weeks . I'll take it. I just found it odd. Kind of like when you try to chase a cat .....they run ..... but if you sit and do nothing they come to you. That's how the day job customers seemed to be these last few weeks.
WendiStarr
06-23-2019, 12:23 PM
My daughter and I went to the movie theatre to see the Aladdin movie. It was good. Will Smith was funny as a genie and it was interesting seeing Ally from the tv show New Girl in a different role.
lynn2009
06-23-2019, 06:04 PM
I am never letting my dog off leash anywhere ever again. He got out of thr fenced garden today and I chased him through the woods for almost an hour. It was horrible, i I didn't think I'd ever find him. And my legs are all scratched up from thorn bushes and whatever else was out there that I dont know about yet. I did finally catch him and of course that little shit was SO HAPPY and I walked to the houses that I could see, cause the woods were shallow but i was no about to play a guessing game of "find your car again". There was a guy outside who immediately was like holy shit are you ok?? And he let me inside and he and his wife gave me a wash cloth for my legs and then alcohol and a glass of water. Extremely nice couple. That dog is going to end me , omg.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
06-23-2019, 06:20 PM
I am never letting my dog off leash anywhere ever again. He got out of thr fenced garden today and I chased him through the woods for almost an hour. It was horrible, i I didn't think I'd ever find him. And my legs are all scratched up from thorn bushes and whatever else was out there that I dont know about yet. I did finally catch him and of course that little shit was SO HAPPY and I walked to the houses that I could see, cause the woods were shallow but i was no about to play a guessing game of "find your car again". There was a guy outside who immediately was like holy shit are you ok?? And he let me inside and he and his wife gave me a wash cloth for my legs and then alcohol and a glass of water. Extremely nice couple. That dog is going to end me , omg.
That sucks. Been there done that. When this happens again don't chase him. Instead run in the opposite direction yelling his name and all of his favorite words. Treat, eat, park.. whatever. He may change direction and come back to you. In my experience, chasing dogs hypes them up. They think they're the pack leader running with the pack.
My little terrier mutt once charged a bear in the Ocala National Forest. I ran after him screaming my head off. He kept going. But when I said fuck it and ran back towards the car.. that's when he changed direction. That little asshole made it back to the car before I did.
WendiStarr
06-24-2019, 11:51 AM
I want it to be Thursday 1:30pm already.
AChildOfBoredom
06-24-2019, 01:39 PM
My coworker’s a little pissed at me because he’s been crushing pretty hard on one of the women from the admin side. Well, she came looking for him because he has a DOT physical coming up and he wasn’t in his bay, so I texted him to see if he was around or if he’d been sent out on a road call. So he replied, letting me know where he was, so I told her he was having a shit and it might be a while, so she could leave the paperwork with me and I’d ensure he got it. So now he thinks I hurt his chances, except he really didn’t have one to begin with…
And I received this text from someone else just a minute ago, and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it
51519
I think I just got compared to Damien from The Omen there :O
Nyla19
06-24-2019, 06:01 PM
Money in the club this week is like seriously trying to draw blood from a turnip! Too many dancers, customers on vacation and the club raised the prices on drinks and dance price admission. Grrr..... And everyone, even the usual non complaining guys complaining about the fee hike. It was a big mistake on the owners part. Usually, I don't think it is a problem but the owner really F*cked this up. Bad time, right when the tariffs and everything else isn't doing well. Bad move!
carmen_b
06-24-2019, 10:14 PM
Something big happened.
I had posted a few months ago about severe anxiety over sharing custody of my dog ( my ex left 10 months ago ).
He told me today he is leaving / moving and brought some groceries over ( last of his fridge stuff ) and all the dogs things.
It is looking like my baby is mine full time now.
It doesn't seem real.
IT'S CRAZY to me that I can just live my life now ( don't have to limit out of town travel to only a week to deal with the dog swap on Thursdays ). OMG !
JGB2009
06-25-2019, 02:21 AM
Thanks for fucking with my emotions...............hope karma gets you good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WendiStarr
06-26-2019, 08:39 AM
I can't wait until I have an actual baby bump instead of this awkward bloated, lumpy belly stage. I look like a skinny girl with a weird beer gut in the lower belly region.
AChildOfBoredom
06-26-2019, 01:24 PM
My friend and I were talking about the old life - the Mennonite life - and the subject of boys we had crushes on back then came up. Problem is, I couldn’t recall ever having any. Ever. Is there something wrong with me?
JGB2009
06-26-2019, 07:40 PM
I am so lonely and how did I end up talking to you tonight. Why you gotta be so difficult with me? I don't know if its cause I am so lonely and emotional but I really miss you. I would so kill to see you right now!!!!
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-26-2019, 08:20 PM
We went through Dairy Queen drive through to get dinner and we got so much food for $16 and some change. It was a heavy box and we couldn't finish it. I'll eat the rest tomorrow but gah. Like twice as much as other restaurants serve.
queenelayliah
06-27-2019, 04:32 AM
Lately i been thinking about self defense and home security. So you can learn to fight, get a dog or get a man. So i decided i wanted to learn how to fight right. But why does it cost sooo much money to learn how to defend yourself? I would love to learn some fighting skills, defense skills, and how to shot but everything cost lots of money! One 2 hour self defense class cost $195! Just for one class! Everyone knows that you need to practice something over and over again in order to truly learn it and have it as muscle memory.
Then i thought about improving my home security, especially since I’m a female living alone with no dog. Haha please! To even get a stopper for the door or alarms to go on the door & windows cost so much money. I would need a few thousand dollars to secure my home and i dont mean with a security company. So my next option is to get a dog right? Wrong again most people sell dogs with expensive “re-homing” fees that i cant afford let alone the fees to my apartment complex i would have to pay. So my next and finale option is to get a man. But most men my age cant take me on a date let alone protect me. The age of men that provided & protected his woman is gone.
I feel so hopeless, i dont know what to do. My only option it seems to learn self defense is to join the military but they will never take me because of my weight.
WendiStarr
06-27-2019, 08:32 AM
I have an appointment at 1:30 today. Fingers crossed that everything goes well.
baer45
06-27-2019, 09:10 AM
I was in the casino with a friend. He wanted to take a photo with the fountain in the back. His skin is a bit darker than me... and the background is kind of bright. The nice security guy took a photo for us and my friend immediately told him to take another one. He also mansplained why he looked so dark in the picture because of the bright background. The security guy is African black. My friend is an idiot.
Glamourmilf
06-27-2019, 10:03 AM
I was told by a cashier at the dollar store that each cart costs $1000. And that each cart at Walmart costs $3000.:O
I wonder if that's true.
Either way, I've been thinking about it nonstop.
Hmm.:thinking:
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-27-2019, 12:06 PM
Lately i been thinking about self defense and home security. So you can learn to fight, get a dog or get a man. So i decided i wanted to learn how to fight right. But why does it cost sooo much money to learn how to defend yourself? I would love to learn some fighting skills, defense skills, and how to shot but everything cost lots of money! One 2 hour self defense class cost $195! Just for one class! Everyone knows that you need to practice something over and over again in order to truly learn it and have it as muscle memory.
Then i thought about improving my home security, especially since I’m a female living alone with no dog. Haha please! To even get a stopper for the door or alarms to go on the door & windows cost so much money. I would need a few thousand dollars to secure my home and i dont mean with a security company. So my next option is to get a dog right? Wrong again most people sell dogs with expensive “re-homing” fees that i cant afford let alone the fees to my apartment complex i would have to pay. So my next and finale option is to get a man. But most men my age cant take me on a date let alone protect me. The age of men that provided & protected his woman is gone.
I feel so hopeless, i dont know what to do. My only option it seems to learn self defense is to join the military but they will never take me because of my weight.
Re- military- you can diet & some recruiters will refer you to gyms with helpful/attentive trainers. Weight loss isn't the biggest barrier to enlistment, not by far.
There are YouTube videos on self-defense, that's one low cost resource. I think self defense teachers charge that much to pay off overhead costs. I didn't even realize it was that much.
JGB2009
06-27-2019, 12:11 PM
Lately i been thinking about self defense and home security. So you can learn to fight, get a dog or get a man. So i decided i wanted to learn how to fight right. But why does it cost sooo much money to learn how to defend yourself? I would love to learn some fighting skills, defense skills, and how to shot but everything cost lots of money! One 2 hour self defense class cost $195! Just for one class! Everyone knows that you need to practice something over and over again in order to truly learn it and have it as muscle memory.
Then i thought about improving my home security, especially since I’m a female living alone with no dog. Haha please! To even get a stopper for the door or alarms to go on the door & windows cost so much money. I would need a few thousand dollars to secure my home and i dont mean with a security company. So my next option is to get a dog right? Wrong again most people sell dogs with expensive “re-homing” fees that i cant afford let alone the fees to my apartment complex i would have to pay. So my next and finale option is to get a man. But most men my age cant take me on a date let alone protect me. The age of men that provided & protected his woman is gone.
I feel so hopeless, i dont know what to do. My only option it seems to learn self defense is to join the military but they will never take me because of my weight.
I know for a fact if you was interested being a correctional officer. They will teach you self defense.
carmen_b
06-27-2019, 12:15 PM
^ For cheaper self defense options, try ywca , gyms near you , and co-working spaces .
Ji-jitsu studios also have classes for women heavy on the self defense side.
whirlerz
06-27-2019, 03:24 PM
I got a polish change on my toes..
I wanted a silver-y color, & I chose something that looks gray-ish purple.
It didn't look that way in the salon, tho!
I have a white w/sparkle color @ home but IDK :(
carmen_b
06-27-2019, 05:04 PM
Don't you hate is when you are trying to get club ready and your mom calls?
I already start thinking of things like " it wasn't me ! " Lol.
JGB2009
06-27-2019, 07:16 PM
Life is about to get real good for me. Ur loss douchebag. I was mad because you kept fucking up and was acting like it was acceptable. Now time for me to finally be happy.
AChildOfBoredom
06-28-2019, 09:06 AM
So the Amish girl came down with something yesterday, and was bedridden the whole day yesterday, so we worked in shifts tending to her, making sure she drank water, keeping her warm when she was feeling cold, wiping her face down and changing the pillow cases when she’d sweat profusely, getting her to drink water, etc.
So she was feeling well enough this morning to be walking around and insisted she’d be alright, so I went to work. Just off the phone with her, and one of the things that annoys me about her is that you can tell when she wants something, but she has this complex about actually asking anyone for anything, and if you ask her outright, she’ll insist she doesn’t need anything. Well, I pretty much let her have whatever she wants, so then I kinda have to subtly probe to figure out what it is. Which isn’t too difficult, since this girl is about as low maintenance as they get. So I mentioned that “I might stop by” a few places on my way in from work, and it was pretty easy to figure out what she wanted from there… she wanted one of those boba teas (she absolutely loves those). My sister was going to be home before I was, so I just used Zelle to transfer her the money and had her pick them up on the way home.
chanzep
06-28-2019, 10:24 AM
Crying at vanilla job sucks. The club is much better fix your face , have a drink then bank. Vanilla job trying to get you to log out for whole day so they don't have to pay you .
whirlerz
06-28-2019, 05:18 PM
Went for a small walk..
There's a VFW hall across the street, everyone goes there to drink.
They have 2 volleyball/sand nets set up, I walked in a sandbox too.
As I was coming back, just missed the 2 drunks upstairs coming, I didn't miss their funky booze/cig smell tho!
Phew!
JGB2009
06-28-2019, 08:16 PM
I ate like a pig tonight!!!! Oink Oink!!!
whirlerz
06-28-2019, 08:58 PM
My neighbors upstairs dropped a good cig (not smoked) & I picked it up & kept it}:D..
I don't smoke, but I may use it if I ever get a camming smoke show..I almost had 1, the guy wanted phone w/it, & of course SM won't get off their dead ass to activate the phone feature, no matter how many X's I email about it.
This liquor store had some fake metal cigsthat are made to look real, I guess he said ppl put pot in them, but he didn't have the non-tobacco stuff I needed so i didn't get them.
Glamourmilf
06-28-2019, 11:31 PM
My neighbors upstairs dropped a good cig (not smoked) & I picked it up & kept it}:D..
I don't smoke, but I may use it if I ever get a camming smoke show..I almost had 1, the guy wanted phone w/it, & of course SM won't get off their dead ass to activate the phone feature, no matter how many X's I email about it.
This liquor store had some fake metal cigsthat are made to look real, I guess he said ppl put pot in them, but he didn't have the non-tobacco stuff I needed so i didn't get them.
Whirl, if you're using the SMConnect, just tell customers to put their cams on. They can talk in realtime. No more screeching feedback. No need to use phone option.
whirlerz
06-29-2019, 07:33 AM
Whirl, if you're using the SMConnect, just tell customers to put their cams on. They can talk in realtime. No more screeching feedback. No need to use phone option.
O, THANKS so much!
Shoot, I shoulda figured that out, doh!
SM should a told me that, as well..
I've had custies that turned on their cams (a few) & got their sound..
You always sooo helpful!!!:-*
Glamourmilf
06-29-2019, 07:58 AM
O, THANKS so much!
Shoot, I shoulda figured that out, doh!
SM should a told me that, as well..
I've had custies that turned on their cams (a few) & got their sound..
You always sooo helpful!!!:-*
You're welcome Darling.:-*
WendiStarr
06-29-2019, 08:00 AM
I want a cheeseburger and french fries so bad and it's not even afternoon yet.
JGB2009
06-29-2019, 09:35 AM
Weird I had 2 Facebook notifications saying I had messages or something there. It mysteriously disappeared. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
SnuffleUffleGrass
06-29-2019, 10:38 AM
Weird I had 2 Facebook notifications saying I had messages or something there. It mysteriously disappeared. Hmmmmmmmmmmm
I've noticed lags and glitches on FB. They're probably from a previous log in
I want a cheeseburger so bad...lol...
AChildOfBoredom
06-29-2019, 12:14 PM
I want a cheeseburger and french fries so bad and it's not even afternoon yet.
https://youtu.be/OJi4bln-hHQ
carmen_b
06-29-2019, 12:49 PM
omg, cheeseburgers mmmmmm
WendiStarr
06-29-2019, 03:41 PM
^ Haha, thanks for that! I did end up going out to the store and buying stuff to make cheeseburgers.
Aurora_Sunset
06-29-2019, 05:59 PM
I want a real vacation and a real week off. Not just time "off" where the only reason I wasn't working was because I was attending to other critical shit, nor "necessary time off" where I'm stressing about money the whole time because I don't have the money to even sit on my ass, let alone enjoy an actual vacation without credit cards and regret.