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baer45
07-15-2019, 08:45 AM
Some sales ladies are extremely nice to me at Nordstrom, and other sales ladies are very rude to me. I can't figure out why.
Aurora_Sunset
07-15-2019, 09:28 AM
Told myself I needed to institute a break from TV, social media, and most internet. Only using it for checking email maybe twice a day.
I have already failed miserably today. Obviously, since I'm here... lol
carmen_b
07-15-2019, 09:49 AM
^ Yesssss......... ugh. Done that fail too.
One thing that works for me ( often better than cold turkey ) is just something like 2 minutes on FB , 5 minutes here, ect.
Vyanka
07-15-2019, 02:53 PM
Dating..
Ideally, I wish I can fuck a guy first if there's an extreme attraction. See if he is a great fuck, and if he is... then get to know him. I wish it was like that. I hate playing the game to get him hooked, or whatever the fuck.
chanzep
07-15-2019, 03:19 PM
I had the nicest uber driver today. She was so positive and put me in a good mood.
NitaBaby
07-15-2019, 03:30 PM
I want some new dildos so damn bad. I buy everything else and forget to buy a couple more money makers.
AChildOfBoredom
07-15-2019, 05:42 PM
Sorry to hear about that....
It seems like he knows it, too. Found out today he knows a lot more than I realized, including the real nature of the marriage. He asked me if I’d keep the last name instead of reverting to my maiden name. Today’s visit was relieving and rough at the same time.
Also, I have this coffee table sitting in my garage which I’ve been wanting to get rid of, and the one dancer I ran into at Cinco de Mayo is interested in it. I just don’t know if I want her coming here. Not so much because of her, per se, but because stripping is something I keep six degrees of separation from the rest of my life, and even though they know I do it, I really try not to expose my sister and my ‘refugee’ to it. Then again, they’re 16 and 17, so not children. Am I being overprotective?
miss.a.p1600
07-15-2019, 08:25 PM
Dating..
Ideally, I wish I can fuck a guy first if there's an extreme attraction. See if he is a great fuck, and if he is... then get to know him. I wish it was like that. I hate playing the game to get him hooked, or whatever the fuck.
Ikr!
I remember saying that I wish we had some sort of test to determine if they are good in bed beforehand. Id hate to waste my pussy on mediocre dick
Or what if the attraction is there but there, you date a mf for months then discover there is no sexual passion.
Vyanka
07-15-2019, 08:30 PM
Ikr!
I remember saying that I wish we had some sort of test to determine if they are good in bed beforehand. Id hate to waste my pussy on mediocre dick
Or what if the attraction is there but there, you date a mf for months then discover there is no sexual passion.
The hell with fucking rules, right!! Lol.
baer45
07-15-2019, 09:21 PM
A guy that is very good at fucking and won’t push for sex and take things slow ... ya that’s a guy I have never met before.
lynn2009
07-15-2019, 10:06 PM
I started watching House of Cards last weekend and it's so addicting.
Glamourmilf
07-16-2019, 08:17 AM
Dating..
Ideally, I wish I can fuck a guy first if there's an extreme attraction. See if he is a great fuck, and if he is... then get to know him. I wish it was like that. I hate playing the game to get him hooked, or whatever the fuck.
Why can't You?
I fucked both of my ex husbands on the first date.
carmen_b
07-16-2019, 10:12 AM
^ Some dating experts are saying too that there really isn't a link anymore between " fast " sex and the guy taking you seriously ( if that's what you want ) .
I think there still is some " left over " 1950's style thinking in our society though with certain people. Know / asses your audience !
Honestly .... in my own case .... I'm a very busy lady. I really don't have time to wait 5-6 or more dates to see what's up with the physical connection. This is a shift because I used to wait FOREVER ( 2-3 months ) with a new person. Waited 2 months with my last long term partner for sex but I think we fooled around on dates 3+ ( the 7 year one from Aug. 2011 - Aug. 2018 ).
I think you can get a really good idea if the guy knows what he is doing using just hands too ( pretty minimal in terms of health risks ).
WendiStarr
07-16-2019, 01:57 PM
No food tastes good today except Saltines and french fries.
NitaBaby
07-16-2019, 02:54 PM
I bought 3 dildos today! *does the mangled happy dance of a 3 year old*
Ya'll don't understand the significance lol. I've been using one white dildo for about 8 months (and I've only been camming for a year). The first one I had was black and people kept asking for a white one. So I trashed the black one when it started tearing apart, purchased a white one.... and now people only ask for a black one. Now I have a clear one coming in the mail and today I bought a black one, white one, and a 12 inch monster that squirts :hyper::rotfl::cloud9:
Exclusives about to be lit.
carmen_b
07-16-2019, 03:42 PM
^ Add a pink or skin one too!
Dildo confession here too.
I missed my Aussie lover B so much I wanted one his size / shape.
Went to the adult store in May ( complete with a dude trailing me around the store ). I got it / love love love it .
I didn’t have one before this ( have only had it two months ). Now I want to expand the collection too. :)
I won't tell him about it as it will inflate his ego even further.
miss.a.p1600
07-16-2019, 09:27 PM
I want some new dildos so damn bad. I buy everything else and forget to buy a couple more money makers.
I want thAt clit sucking vibrator. Ima get a dude to buy it for me
WendiStarr
07-17-2019, 11:20 AM
I'm really hoping I get the place that I'm interested in. It's right across the street from a big park which will be perfect for my kids. It is also very close to a hospital which is reassuring.
baer45
07-17-2019, 02:13 PM
Someone told me that if your bank account has no activities for two years, the Federal government will treat it as "idle asset" or "dead assets" (as you are dead and no one is entitled to claim the money), and confiscate it. It's possible to get it back, but it won't be easy.
Is it true?
carmen_b
07-17-2019, 02:58 PM
^ I don’t think it’s true ( at least not at first Hawaiian ) .
I moved off island and didn’t return for years ( there was $50 ish still in the account 4 years later ).
baer45
07-17-2019, 04:21 PM
^ I don’t think it’s true ( at least not at first Hawaiian ) .
I moved off island and didn’t return for years ( there was $50 ish still in the account 4 years later ).
hmm... don't they charge you any monthly fee for that? I have seen Bank of America account showed balance -$85. I have to argue with them to close the account without actually giving them $85.
Aurora_Sunset
07-18-2019, 06:00 AM
Male vets are always hot. What is it? lol
miss.a.p1600
07-18-2019, 07:03 AM
hmm... don't they charge you any monthly fee for that? I have seen Bank of America account showed balance -$85. I have to argue with them to close the account without actually giving them $85.
They are greedy! And would rather make money off you and your money than to give you YOUR money.
Smaller banks may not charge monthly fees so they can have a leg up so to speak on their larger competitors
also less likely to get hit with monthly fees if the account is a savings account versus a checking account
JGB2009
07-18-2019, 11:27 AM
I think you thought if you were extra nice to me this week that you would be able to sleep with me. Ur such a dumbass!!!!
Elektra Luxx
07-18-2019, 11:52 AM
Male vets are always hot. What is it? lol
I know what you mean.
WendiStarr
07-18-2019, 12:28 PM
I want a nap.
AChildOfBoredom
07-18-2019, 05:25 PM
Well, I went to the apartment where the one dancer and her sister who works at my vanilla job live, and it took me a moment to realize she (the dancer) was camming in the living room. It was kinda surreal, because we’re doing what we’re doing, she’s doing what she’s doing, and she’s having conversations with us while she’s camming, so I know they could hear me, but not see me.
carmen_b
07-18-2019, 07:30 PM
Can a pre-paid male escort just accidently get the wrong address and come over just to please me ? Tall, good at massage and cuddling, and smells amazing. That isn't too much to ask is it ? One to throw out to the universe . ;)
BarbieNYC
07-18-2019, 07:58 PM
:) long time no see
Currently pulling an all nighter for a paper and reminiscing about when I used to stay up all night for work lol. I really miss dancing. I hope everyone is doing well.
Ladycaxe
07-18-2019, 10:35 PM
Laundry done, dishes done, everything did.
Oh and hair + nails. Them is did too :curlers:
NitaBaby
07-19-2019, 05:05 AM
Clean the car. Buy lube. See the nail lady. Clean the car. Buy lube. See the nail lady.
I keep forgetting a step with everything else that's happening today.
JGB2009
07-19-2019, 07:51 AM
I feel so fancy cause I used my super fast internet speed for SM last night. I streamed perfectly and I am so in love with my high speed internet.
Glamourmilf
07-19-2019, 09:17 AM
Reporting back.
I went over to see him at his sister's house, where he is petsitting/house sitting for her.
We sit in the living room for a bit.
I ask for water. He tells me he doesn't have any. Wait. What???:O. It's the desert, and 110 degrees.
His sister's dog is the cutest, sweetest Corgie I've ever seen! She cuddles up immediately next to me.
He tells me that he hates dogs.:frown:
I try to engage him in a conversation....Movies, his hobbies, etc.
But he's answering with short, Curt replies. Cold as ice ( typical Scorpio).
He suggests going into the bedroom, so he can give me that 'massage'.
While he was massaging me, I felt nothing down there. Nothing! Not to mention I was parched.
I can't be with a person who, not only hates dogs, but doesn't even have water in the house!!
He's 75 years old. He didn't have any buldges in his pants, if you get my drift.
Even if he paid me, it probably would have been a ' Taffy pull' down there.
Nope. Not going to happen.
I got up and left.
This guy texted me out of the blue yesterday. Asks how I am. He's bragging that he's getting ready to go sailing, and how life is good. When he asks how I'm doing. I tell him I'm really stressed out, because my car registration is due in 2 weeks, and I don't have the money, because work has been so slow.
Radio silence for over an hour.
Then he texts back, "The perks of being self-employed." WTF!!!
NOT the reply I was looking for.
Why is he messaging me anyway?
These guys are too much.
JessaJade
07-19-2019, 11:30 AM
^He sounds like a weird annoying complete fucking idiot.
Glamourmilf
07-20-2019, 07:07 AM
^He sounds like a weird annoying complete fucking idiot.
He sure is. Typical LA guy. Ugh! :irked:
I keep wanting to send him that "Fuck You, Pay me" meme. Lol!
Maybe I will.:thinking:
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Ladycaxe
07-20-2019, 08:05 AM
I think I should start telling guys at the club I do have a boyfriend, they are just as disappointed when I tell them I'm single, and STILL dont want to date them::) :rotfl:
NitaBaby
07-20-2019, 08:11 AM
^ deadass. It immediately registers that you'd rather be alone than be with them OR that your single-ness is a choice that even their awesome personality can't change - and no male ego likes that
WendiStarr
07-20-2019, 09:36 AM
I'm supposed to be getting gender blood test results back today and I'm impatient as heck. I want to know!
xStacey
07-20-2019, 12:47 PM
I felt a bit sad turning 26 this summer, as it is closer to 30 than 20. But I met a 19 years old guy, he has a Shiba and we were discussing his dog. He asked for me number to go get coffee I was like I think I am much older than you think I am. He was like how old are you and he thought I was 19 just out of high school LOL
Glamourmilf
07-20-2019, 02:39 PM
^ deadass. It immediately registers that you'd rather be alone than be with them OR that your single-ness is a choice that even their awesome personality can't change - and no male ego likes that
Ha ha! So true about the male ego. I was at the end of my cam shift, when this young dude starts proclaiming his love for me, and telling me that he wishes I would come meet him in Louisiana.
I tell him to dream on, and that he will NEVER have me.
He immediately bought a long cam show( which he never has done before), just to try and prove that he's worthy.::)
That fragile male ego. Gotta love it. Not.
seashell
07-20-2019, 05:28 PM
I went to a walk in clinic today to get birth control, and when I looked at my prescription, I saw it signed by Dr. Butt. I can't get over it. I Googled the name, and apparently there are quite a few other Dr. Butts out there.
NitaBaby
07-20-2019, 06:26 PM
I went to a walk in clinic today to get birth control, and when I looked at my prescription, I saw it signed by Dr. Butt. I can't get over it. I Googled the name, and apparently there are quite a few other Dr. Butts out there.
Had a similar laugh in 4th grade when I met a Debbie Butts at my school. Still can't get over how unlucky you'd have to be lol
miss.a.p1600
07-20-2019, 07:07 PM
I went to a walk in clinic today to get birth control, and when I looked at my prescription, I saw it signed by Dr. Butt. I can't get over it. I Googled the name, and apparently there are quite a few other Dr. Butts out there.
Lol!
I made a thread somewhere on here about crazy ass names people have.
I found it https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?216653-Hood-Names-Mispronounced-At-Graduation&highlight=%93Weird+names%94
Aurora_Sunset
07-20-2019, 08:01 PM
At a point in my life where I half want to be rich and successful, and half tell myself that being a broke burnout is fine.
Glamourmilf
07-21-2019, 08:18 AM
At a point in my life where I half want to be rich and successful, and half tell myself that being a broke burnout is fine.
Lol! You can go a LONG way being broke and burnt out.
I see the people where I now live like that who are living it up.
Social security, government benefits, living in gorgeous low income Apts. Getting senior discounts for mostly everything! Free food and clothing from the food bank.
AChildOfBoredom
07-21-2019, 10:43 AM
My ‘refugee’ is from the sticks in Alabama, and when she gets excited or worked up over something, her inner yokel really comes out of the woodwork, and holy shit, it’s impossible to have a conversation with this girl. I thought it was just me of first… I have this bizarre admixture of German as a first language coupled with the rural Weescahmsahn accent which leaves people trying to guess my national origin no matter how much I tell them I was born amd raised in Wisconsin. But no, it’s not just me. A cousin of hers came to visit her once, and listening to those two talk to each other was enough to make my spin. She’s a sweetheart and I love having her here, but holy shit, I wish she’d keep that under control.
carmen_b
07-21-2019, 12:16 PM
I'm THRILLED to try the pick up service at Walmart !
Going into the store is one of my hated tasks in life . I think this is going to be big. Haha.
I tried doordash the other day ( after kind of laughing at the concept for months ) and it was heaven also.
WendiStarr
07-21-2019, 02:55 PM
I used doordash today and ordered some good 'ol comfort food with a variety of bbq meats, corn pudding, corn bread, and green beans with bacon. I fear I'm going to end up 200lbs by the time I'm ready to pop.
Elektra Luxx
07-21-2019, 03:01 PM
^^^
I've been wanting to try Doordash too, but you never know who these people are.
What if bf and I try Doordash and delivery person is some hot girl and she sees my bf and she comes back and tricks my bf into falling in love with her and he breaks up with me and they become soulmates and they move in together and get married and have kids and then I die sad and alone.
Yes, that's how my brain works.
carmen_b
07-21-2019, 03:53 PM
Hahaha. ^
If you live in a bld. like me, you can meet them downstairs ( yes, totally paranoid of anyone knowing my apt. # ).
I did not fear that the dasher would be hot though.
Bad influence here ..... the deliveries are FREE your first month. I will keep using them especially after my long work drives.
Damn, I've treated myself today.
Movie + lunch out. I want more treats but I should back off. Haha. Or maybe I will go get a pedi now.