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carmen_b
01-15-2021, 02:21 PM
^ Sounds like a good person to separate from and not speak to again. :)

LoveyDovey
01-15-2021, 03:34 PM
^ Sounds like a good person to separate from and not speak to again. :)

Thanks for listening to my rant. I'm so over guys. I deserve the best. Fuck him.

carmen_b
01-15-2021, 06:16 PM
What I assume dating a normal person is like :
They want to try a vibrating cock ring so they find one and shyly ask about it .

What dating me is like :
Partner walks into hotel room. I have figured out that if you turn one side of it on it will spin and dance on the hotel counter.
SO OF COURSE it's immediately spinning and dancing on the counter!

JGB2009
01-15-2021, 06:40 PM
Googling relationship problems.....right now I am so clueless.

indiegirl
01-15-2021, 07:46 PM
Been watching all these crime series on youtube and I'm wondering when I'm gonna hear a story about a female serial rapist killer collecting mens boxers to sniff when she gets home. Haven't heard of one yet it's always a guy LOLLL.

AChildOfBoredom
01-15-2021, 07:53 PM
Googling relationship problems.....right now I am so clueless.

Look at the bright side… to have relationship problems, there has to be a relationship in the first place!


https://youtu.be/Ep9Vzb6R_58

Whatever the end result is, I hope it’s good for you.

LoveyDovey
01-15-2021, 08:14 PM
Guys are farts.

JGB2009
01-16-2021, 06:23 AM
I need to stop being so angry but not sure how to do so......

whirlerz
01-16-2021, 07:03 AM
Guys are farts.

YUP, Big time!


I need to stop being so angry but not sure how to do so......

I distract myself w/something positive..

Anger is an emotion that's telling you something's wrong,..

An angel was asked about anger, & replied, " that's when you're punishing yourself for what's been done to you by someone/thing else, that's beyond your control"..

yaya_cash
01-16-2021, 05:15 PM
I'm quite proud of myself I don't have to validate myself with my mother; and she's toxic, dismissive and always nagging about something. She's would have YOUR girl being a 35-year-old or 40-year-old unmarried woman having to work when I don't have to, being bitter, unhappy and calling beautiful women that marry well and are spoiled by their husbands golddiggers. Shaking my head. I can't believe I stressed being validated by her before.

indiegirl
01-16-2021, 11:51 PM
One of my dogs is so used to my bullshit goofing around with him trying to be playful that sometimes when he's over it, he'll just lay there and wait for it to be over. We operate on different schedules. I'm a night owl and he is not LOLLLLLL. But when it's daytime I'm the grouch when he is ready to be playful. :P

AChildOfBoredom
01-17-2021, 12:53 AM
Had an extremely awkward encounter today. Picked up a car today that had been wrecked and the insurance company sold it to Copart. And the guy recognized me.

He used to have a Corvette. I know this, because I repossessed it. While he was on a date.

indiegirl
01-17-2021, 04:29 AM
My back and ribs hurt so bad from the way I slept last night. I had 2 chiropractors in the past ask if I was in a car accident after viewing my xrays.

Me: NO this is just the story of my luck.

kimbe
01-17-2021, 10:47 AM
Wish me luck as I'm renewing my pilot license today..! I need to have a check ride but I feel quite confident since I've been up regularly lately. :)

JGB2009
01-17-2021, 12:12 PM
You said you will call me later so we can talk . It was your idea to call me. There is something I need to bring up but I don't want it to cause a argument. Kind of think we aren't repairable. Anyways I don't know how this talk is going to go but everybody wish me luck.

carmen_b
01-17-2021, 12:23 PM
Bad Ass!!
Wish me luck as I'm renewing my pilot license today..! I need to have a check ride but I feel quite confident since I've been up regularly lately. :)

carmen_b
01-17-2021, 12:24 PM
Good luck JG

Aurora_Sunset
01-17-2021, 01:14 PM
I'm simultaneously grateful and stressed out that my part-time job let me stay home last night and there's no overtime available at Amazon this week. On the one hand, I am burned the fuck out and really need the break from work; and last night was really nice to be home with my husband after a long workweek when we barely see each other lately.

On the other hand, we really need money, and every little bit helps. I get annoyed when the part-time job cuts me because I know they just do it to save on "labor hours" but they don't think about the fact that I'm not one of their highschool kids just doing this for extra cash. I wouldn't work that job if I didn't NEED the money to pay bills. I've also run the budget and I literally can't pay bills unless I work an average of 50 hours a week at Amazon. So either 2 60-hour weeks out of the month or an extra shift every week. I'm just worried that we're heading into the slow season where there won't be any OT. They're constantly offering to send people home early already. My original plan was to save up for a new car by summer so I could head out and Uber/Lyft once we moved into a more expensive apartment without worrying about my old car. But with suddenly hemorrhaging money with this move and insurance, I can't save a damn thing, and we're heading into the more expensive apartment with no time to save or plan.

Anyway, I'm ranting.

Aurora_Sunset
01-17-2021, 01:16 PM
My friend called from prison earlier. He sounded really weird on the phone for about 30 seconds and then said he would have to call back and hung up. He never called back. I hope everything's ok.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-17-2021, 01:39 PM
My friend called from prison earlier. He sounded really weird on the phone for about 30 seconds and then said he would have to call back and hung up. He never called back. I hope everything's ok.

Wanna share more about this? I hope he's ok.

Random thought- I want coffee. w00t w00t

indiegirl
01-17-2021, 02:06 PM
Ah my period finally came 10 days later couldn't be more pleased to have one including that month (hello PCOS) always never on time...I always think I have ovarian cancer and panic or google the worst LOL. Just amazon primed for the absolute unlikely possibility of being pregnant a few days back and I have done this so many times trying to figure out what is going on. Apparently my body loves scaring me all the time. LOL

Went into this random thought process laying in bed "what if I decided to actually have a client baby kind of like a sperm donor?" Thinking of all the scenarios and then thinking this may be a good idea before going to sleep. Once waking up.... "FUCK NO" lollll.

LoveyDovey
01-17-2021, 02:41 PM
^^when! That's a relief.

I'm about to start mine any day now. Oh the joy of feeling of feeling like I'm giving birth to an egg.

WendiStarr
01-17-2021, 03:49 PM
I made homemade snow globes with the kids and they actually came out pretty nice.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-17-2021, 06:08 PM
The jokes on reddit about the thankfully LATE Phil Spector are god damned hilarious. & COVID got him. Good.

carmen_b
01-17-2021, 07:32 PM
I'm BORED !

I want to be in a strip club making $$$$$.

Save me ! Lol

LoveyDovey
01-17-2021, 08:11 PM
I'm really happy that I danced for 15 years and retired without having any lingering foot/baandproblems/aches and pains. I feel good.

indiegirl
01-17-2021, 08:40 PM
If I reach a point where I'm burnt out of sex work again I'm gonna be the next fake hand sign interpreter for hire:
Sounds fun lol! I'd do the YMCA hand signs at the end and bounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvNPKwz4Ghw

kimbe
01-18-2021, 01:05 AM
I'm not tired, but I should go to bed now..

indiegirl
01-18-2021, 07:26 AM
LOL this is hilarious. You must have to be pretty mad at someone to go to this level.

https://poopsenders.com/?utm_source=thisiswhyimbroke.com&utm_medium=referral

indiegirl
01-18-2021, 10:30 AM
Dragging myself out of bed to go work. Sure its day 2 of my period but thank you sponges. I'm trying to lift my mood..need to find some new uplifting songs. Fuck.

Remember on the cheap site blog: "Is it okay to ask for a refund if she's on her period?" NOOO you cheap fuck. So many on high end, knew I was on it before arriving & were fine with it. You're just a cheap bum.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-18-2021, 11:47 AM
I'm really happy that I danced for 15 years and retired without having any lingering foot/baandproblems/aches and pains. I feel good.

I wanna know how? I have knee and lower back issues from all those years of high heels and stomping around chasing money at work.

Random Thought- bagpipes? On a Geico commercial?

WendiStarr
01-18-2021, 02:04 PM
LOL this is hilarious. You must have to be pretty mad at someone to go to this level.

https://poopsenders.com/?utm_source=thisiswhyimbroke.com&utm_medium=referral

I have actually sent that to my nasty neighbor across the street who has a little yappy chihuahua that she lets shit all over everyone's yards and sidewalk without ever picking up, among other annoying shit she has done to me.

LoveyDovey
01-18-2021, 02:20 PM
I wanna know how? I have knee and lower back issues from all those years of high heels and stomping around chasing money at work.

Random Thought- bagpipes? On a Geico commercial?

I dont know, actually. I still go running 4x a week. I've been taking collages for my hair, skin and nails, but I notice that it it helps with aches and pains too. So it may be the collagen.

AChildOfBoredom
01-18-2021, 03:50 PM
S and her girlfriend have been hitting up Nextdoor et. al. for used furniture. They seem to have done alright with that, although nothing matches. But I suppose they’re not so concerned about that.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-18-2021, 04:22 PM
S and her girlfriend have been hitting up Nextdoor et. al. for used furniture. They seem to have done alright with that, although nothing matches. But I suppose they’re not so concerned about that.

I have to confess most of my life my furniture and home decor have had a hodge podge style. I'm always impressed when other people decorate their houses fancy, but I rarely bother to do it.

Random- peach cobbler get in mah belly

AChildOfBoredom
01-18-2021, 06:40 PM
I have to confess most of my life my furniture and home decor have had a hodge podge style. I'm always impressed when other people decorate their houses fancy, but I rarely bother to do it.

Random- peach cobbler get in mah belly

I try to keep each room somewhat similar, but don’t worry about variations among different rooms.

carmen_b
01-18-2021, 07:20 PM
^ If they want more match they can paint things a neutral color here and there as they have time too. Might as well get a deal !

lynn2009
01-18-2021, 07:42 PM
^ If they want more match they can paint things a neutral color here and there as they have time too. Might as well get a deal !

I just painted the main floor of my house a beautiful light grey from this super weird dark blue with ugly moulding and I love it!! I think it's very classy looking. And very satisfying to do yourself if there's time.

Genoveve
01-18-2021, 08:47 PM
I have to confess most of my life my furniture and home decor have had a hodge podge style. I'm always impressed when other people decorate their houses fancy, but I rarely bother to do it.

I usually just get cheap or old furniture and then paint it whatever color it needs to be. Hodge-podge is its own style too, everything doesn't have to be all matchy-matchy and coordinated to look good.


I just painted the main floor of my house a beautiful light grey from this super weird dark blue with ugly moulding and I love it!! I think it's very classy looking. And very satisfying to do yourself if there's time.

That sounds really pretty, what kind of process does one have to do for the paint to be unable to be scraped/damaged?

Speaking of flooring, glitter floors are my dream:


https://youtu.be/ALuff3s7EZw?t=826

indiegirl
01-18-2021, 08:53 PM
Me: Whyyyyyyy am I watching an hour video of someone grooming a dog? This is the length of movie. Fell down the youtube hole.

moneybags
01-19-2021, 03:02 AM
We were talking in my feminine financial group about why it’s so hard for women to get ahead with money. It’s crazy to think in the last century we were given the right to vote, domestic violence became illegal (to you younger gals it literally was legal to beat your wife and rape her not so long ago.

The group leaders said, “We are our grandmothers wildest dreams.” Some of our grandmothers couldn’t open bank accounts, get divorced, file a law suit for equal pay, etc.

I divorced my crazy ex and live my life on my own terms. Crazy as it sounds,
I think my grandmother would be proud of me.

My grandmother committed suicide because she couldn’t fathom leaving her abusive husband and raising two kids on her own. Who can blame her back in the 60’s.

I hope you’re proud of me grandma. The way I live my life is a big fuck you to the patriarchy everyday!

JGB2009
01-19-2021, 11:18 AM
Welp..... two days were good.................I am back at square one so it seems. Guess I was right.....we aren't fixable.

JGB2009
01-19-2021, 04:05 PM
Your head seems to be above the clouds and until you come back to reality I am gonna scale back for the time being.

indiegirl
01-20-2021, 05:58 AM
Hahaha I’m having too much fun with the iPhone language translate app. I typed in english to Russian translate “would you like a golden shower?” And the translation sounded like a computer malfunction hahahaha.

I give credit to the Russians at the strip club now. That sounds exhausting to learn two languages.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-20-2021, 01:11 PM
We were talking in my feminine financial group about why it’s so hard for women to get ahead with money. It’s crazy to think in the last century we were given the right to vote, domestic violence became illegal (to you younger gals it literally was legal to beat your wife and rape her not so long ago.

The group leaders said, “We are our grandmothers wildest dreams.” Some of our grandmothers couldn’t open bank accounts, get divorced, file a law suit for equal pay, etc.

I divorced my crazy ex and live my life on my own terms. Crazy as it sounds,
I think my grandmother would be proud of me.

My grandmother committed suicide because she couldn’t fathom leaving her abusive husband and raising two kids on her own. Who can blame her back in the 60’s.

I hope you’re proud of me grandma. The way I live my life is a big fuck you to the patriarchy everyday!

This was cool to read.


My Random- I'm freaking the F out because one of my life long besties is in the hospital today and I can't really do anything but text. I called her really quickly on a work break this morning and reminded her to stay levelheaded and put her confidence in the doctors.

To be blunt part of grown up life is having to accept the mortality of people you love. Everyone passes away eventually.

AChildOfBoredom
01-20-2021, 01:15 PM
This was cool to read.


My Random- I'm freaking the F out because one of my life long besties is in the hospital today and I can't really do anything but text. I called her really quickly on a work break this morning and reminded her to stay levelheaded and put her confidence in the doctors.

To be blunt part of grown up life is having to accept the mortality of people you love. Everyone passes away eventually.

My former roommate turned 40 last year, and one of the things he said to me while we were taking was, “The older I get, the better the chances are that my friends will actually die from natural causes”.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-20-2021, 01:25 PM
My former roommate turned 40 last year, and one of the things he said to me while we were taking was, “The older I get, the better the chances are that my friends will actually die from natural causes”.

It's true! Off the top of my head- I've lost friends from suicide and really unexpected natural causes (like the kind of sudden causes that happen while someone is sleeping.) My boyfriend just lost a work acquaintance from cancer.

I've always been overly comfortable with mortality since in my culture it's treated as a stage of life, versus some unspeakable frightfest.

The older I get the more I see that most people get to be blissfully ignorant about what will eventually end their lives. Good for them. One of the world's last mysteries is how some people hang in there until a great old age and how some die young for hard to understand reasons. Some things are meant to be a mystery.

whirlerz
01-20-2021, 01:28 PM
YES! Test results: negative!

WendiStarr
01-21-2021, 10:31 AM
I'm signed in to remote vanilla job, just counting down the time when I can sign off for the day. When is nap time?

JGB2009
01-21-2021, 11:21 AM
You lied to me and said you went to sleep early. I know for a fact that you didn't but the one thing I HATE most is a liar!!!!!!