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Elektra Luxx
11-12-2016, 06:38 PM
me too! i swear it increased my libido vs. just the regular champagne.
Alcohol in general gets me going. lol Two margaritas and I'm doing table dances and telling everyone that I love them. I'm a happy drunk. lol
baer45
11-12-2016, 07:22 PM
Red wine?
Red wine is the go-to for unwinding after a long day.
I am a meat eater...so red wine tastes better for me.
baer45
11-12-2016, 07:28 PM
Alcohol in general gets me going. lol Two margaritas and I'm doing table dances and telling everyone that I love them. I'm a happy drunk. lol
http://blog.coghillcartooning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drunk-girl-cartoon-character-coghill.jpg
xStacey
11-13-2016, 09:00 AM
I'm so fucking tired. I need sleep and a good massage.
xStacey
11-13-2016, 04:21 PM
Every single time, the day before I have to hand-in a paper I wonder why I waited until now to finish it, it's always so stressful but I keep doing it anyway LOL, ugh. The paper's almost over, there's not that much work done but I am procrastinating since I know most of the work is already finished and I am not very excited about doing bottom-pages notes. Even now I am procrastinating because I know I still have at least 12 hours to finish it for tomorrow (it's due at 1 p.m but I have an appointment at 10:a.m, it's currently 6:p.m) and I know it won't take that long but it's reassuring to know there's that much time left.
LoveyDovey
11-13-2016, 08:05 PM
Dear manager, please suspend the drama queen. She's a buzzkill and could, quite frankly, use a good two week break to get her mental health together. She already tried to fight one of the girls in the bathroom. What else do you need? Please, manager, don't fail us. We all want to have fun at work again!
Genoveve
11-14-2016, 04:56 PM
I usually stay away from my neighbors' horses because, even though they're beautiful, I don't trust anything that's head is that much bigger than mine, especially when I have no idea what their temperament is like. But the other night when I was taking the trash out one came up to me and started hanging out by me, so I figured he(or she) must be pretty chill with humans and probably thought I had a treat so I gave him the head of romaine lettuce that I had bought for a salad. I was planning on just giving him the outer wilted pieces that I usually throw away but he seemed to like it so much that I ended up giving him the whole thing. So now I get an extra head of lettuce for him when I go to the store and raspberries because he likes them too. I read that carrots aren't the best treat for them because if they have bad teeth they're hard for them to chew and I have no idea what his grill is like. I was initially really paranoid about keeping my fingers as far away from his mouth as possible while feeding him because I didn't want to lose my hand but upon further experience their eating actually seems pretty gentle and like they use their lips to get the food in their mouth. I have also learned that tongue-clicking gets his attention from across a field a lot better than baby-talking does lol.
Genoveve
11-14-2016, 06:28 PM
My line of work makes me wonder if this guy actually did that to his son on purpose.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3935846/Jury-finds-Ross-Harris-guilty-murder-intentionally-leaving-toddler-son-die-hot-car.html
The guy was obviously a super creepy, sex-obsessed pervert and pedophile, but from being in the bizarre fetish world for almost a decade now I know that that doesn't automatically make someone a murderer. Like I think that because the jury hasn't dealt with a ton of crazy perverts like some of us have they were probably just so scandalized and horrified by his double life that they assumed he must be a murderer, I don't think they have any comprehension of how many men actually do live double(and sexually-deviated lives) like that.
baer45
11-14-2016, 10:06 PM
Super girls sister finally got some girl on girl action...but she was rejected.
chanzep
11-14-2016, 11:23 PM
I love my new kitty she is so sweet.
Elektra Luxx
11-14-2016, 11:39 PM
Super girls sister finally got some girl on girl action...but she was rejected.
ARrrrrrrrGgggggH!!!!!!! Spolier alert!!!!! I DVRed it but I haven't watched it yet!!!!! BTW, that goes into the "Nerd Thread".
baer45
11-15-2016, 08:16 AM
ARrrrrrrrGgggggH!!!!!!! Spolier alert!!!!! I DVRed it but I haven't watched it yet!!!!! BTW, that goes into the "Nerd Thread".
But i am not a nerd. I am just an intellectual badass.
SnuffleUffleGrass
11-15-2016, 02:59 PM
Why my life is awesome- through LinkdIn I got a message about a Navy SEALS association. (One of my photographers works with SEALS as his day job.) LOL this is just too cute. My cousin is an Annapolis grad & I dated a bunch of officers in the past so I don't get super dazzled by these types of guys. It's just funny. Young guys wanna be these guys but they don't know how hard it is. Also the pay sucks. lol
LoveyDovey
11-15-2016, 08:23 PM
The sunset tonight was so beautiful. And yay! House Bunny is on in 10...
Selina M
11-15-2016, 10:48 PM
Somebody wrote "Why are people so gung-ho to be friends with dancers, their club persona is not their real personality" in another thread.
It then occurred to me that OTC people would probably want to be friends with my dancer persona more than my real personality... which is akin to a more energetic, young, female Dr. House.
Experiment time :rotfl:
seashell
11-16-2016, 03:03 AM
I ordered room service at my hotel and it came with an entire kettle full of hot cocoa. :D
lynn2009
11-16-2016, 06:22 AM
I really hate when people are obviously patronizing me. I have a 3.83 right now but bombed my last two quizzes for one of the classes (the last one i just totally gave up on when the cat wouldn't stop crying) and my computer was acting up tonight so I emailed my professor saying I would login when I could and she says 'thanks for your persistence and engagement in class'. Like, please know I do not give a shit about your class. I am fucking tired and I want it to end. And she's not the only one who does this and I fucking hate it.
xStacey
11-16-2016, 08:10 AM
Me and another classmate talking about how grateful we are about the guys we are currently dating because we used to date assholes...
Me : My first year of law we barely had sex, I was so stressed out and not only did he not cheat on me, but he waited until I was done with my first year before he brought it up, that he would really like us to have sex more frequently like we used to when we first met and he didn't want to talk about it because he knew I was so stressed out already he didn't want to make it worse... My ex probably would have cheated on me long time ago, well he did even when we had sex often.
Her : Oh my god ! Me too! I am so grateful my current bf is so sweet and fine with little to no sex, with the stress and I have fibromyalgia so it's difficult but he's very understanding and he's in medical school so he knows the symptoms, takes care of me...
When Audrey (our other classmate who's always talking about sex and not always at the right moment.... always talks about how she fantasizes about our teachers and trying to guess their penis size... I mean I'm fine discussing about sex but it's a little inappropriate and too much for me...) told me she has sex with her boyfriend every single day, I wanted to die!!!
Me : okay now I understand why she told me her boyfriend really couldn't accept that she broke up with him. LOL
Glamourmilf
11-16-2016, 09:31 AM
The sunset tonight was so beautiful. And yay! House Bunny is on in 10...
I just have tv, for the first time in a month and a half. I turn it on to see that House Bunny is playing. Yezzzz!
How lucky. I love that movie!
The cutest, right?
And the body on her..yowza
LoveyDovey
11-16-2016, 09:54 AM
I just have tv, for the first time in a month and a half. I turn it on to see that House Bunny is playing. Yezzzz!
How lucky. I love that movie!
The cutest, right?
And the body on her..yowza
It is!
Anna Faris is so cute in that movie. She had to work her ass off for that body.
Genoveve
11-16-2016, 03:16 PM
Omg so my landlords come over because their car battery is dead and they need a jump for me and I'm already eye-rolling because they're really really old so everything is always a big production with them. So the husband is trying to attach the cable clips to my battery and the spot is too tight for him to be able to do it properly so he points to some huge hose attached to my car engine and is like "We are going to have to take that off." I told him no and that I wouldn't be helping them then; this guy has a loooooong history with me involving his complete inability to fix things so the last thing I'm letting him do is start disassembling my fucking car engine LOL. Especially when I've seen cars get jumped before and don't remember anyone having to remove parts to do it. Fortunately I noticed that his cable clips looked really large and bulky, I got my own set out of my trunk and sure enough my clips were significantly smaller and we were able to connect them successfully.
So then he has his wife get in her car and she's trying and trying to start it, nothing happens. I said 'Shouldn't my car be on?" I'm not an expert at all but I was pretty sure that that's how the whole thing works. The husband says no, they keep unsuccessfully trying, I was like "Are you SURE that my car shouldn't be on?" So he tells me to try it, I start my car and theirs immediately starts. Good gracious.
So then they're off, btw when I had initially asked them how the battery died the wife, who is the driver, had no clue and the husband said that the last mechanic who last worked on the car messed a fuse up causing the electric to short or something. Idk that theory made no sense to me but what do I know. But later on in the day I see my landlady again so I asked how everything is and she said that what happened is the car's ceiling light was on all night which is why the battery drained. I don't know how they went from having no idea what happened to now knowing that the ceiling light was on but whatevs.
I kind of think what might have happened is the landlady hit her dimmer switch accidentally, in my car you can set the dimmer to where the interior lights stay off or to where they stay on, and if you do that they will stay on even when the car is turned off. I know because I've accidentally done it and been like 'Why the fuck won't my lights go off??' I wonder if she did that and then when her husband was examining it the next day he saw that the light was stuck on and thought it was an electrical problem so he removed the wiring, because she told me that he went in there and had to disconnect the ceiling light. Next time I see her I'm going to see if her dash lights are working to see if he cut all the damn lights.
lilylilylily
11-17-2016, 01:20 AM
Recently found out quinoa is amazingly good for you. Started making that instead of rice with my meals.
Velveteen.Rabbit
11-17-2016, 03:10 AM
I'm going to have to alter every article of clothing I put on my body. Somehow my clothes are getting baggy (haven't weighed myself but have been exercising) and a junior's fitted tshirt is now big on me below the boobs if I get the right size, and I look like I stole a preschooler's shirt if I size down.
If clothes don't fit well and you're curvy, you either look fat or trashy. I guess it's time to start using my machines.
Elektra Luxx
11-17-2016, 06:11 AM
Why is it when you're relaxing on the couch after getting out of the shower and airing out the house so to speak and someone walks in, then quickly walks back out and says "Sorry" like you were doing something else? And your like "I wasn't doing anything, I was air drying." And I really was air drying. No really!
miss.a.p1600
11-17-2016, 06:45 AM
Duck Dynasty cancelled ?!? Nooooo I actually liked that show.
Elektra Luxx
11-17-2016, 09:32 AM
So I'm in the waiting room of my doctors office and this really pretty girl walks in and she knows it. A salesperson, hair in a cute bob, her makeup is understated and classy, snug fitting dress showing some cleavage for her male customers and a pair of expensive 6" pumps that make her legs and ass look great. But wait,.... theres another pretty girl the room. One who's looking pretty good herself, I don't mind saying. Now it's a contest. She's at the front desk and I swear she goes into her posing routine.
charlie61
11-18-2016, 09:29 AM
So I'm in the waiting room of my doctors office and this really pretty girl walks in and she knows it. A salesperson, hair in a cute bob, her makeup is understated and classy, snug fitting dress showing some cleavage for her male customers and a pair of expensive 6" pumps that make her legs and ass look great. But wait,.... theres another pretty girl the room. One who's looking pretty good herself, I don't mind saying. Now it's a contest. She's at the front desk and I swear she goes into her posing routine.
The nice thing about beautiful people is...there's no such thing as 'too many'. That is the opposite of a problem! :D
LoveyDovey
11-18-2016, 10:48 PM
I'm pms'ing and just ate wayyy too much food. Going to have to run it off tomorrow. Happens every month. I feel "snacky".
seashell
11-19-2016, 07:50 AM
I thought I could handle living in cold weather, but being from the desert, this is reeeally hard. D: I'm the only person in my group shivering and freezing my ass off, while they're just like "oh this is warm compared to where I'm from!"
xStacey
11-19-2016, 02:42 PM
There's a guy in two of my classes who's so hot. There's a lot of good looking women in law school, but surprisingly, the men are pretty awful. The ones who are a little above average are so obnoxious it's such a turn-off. But that guy he's really hot, and so studious and shy, it's really cute LOL.
The first year we're with the same group in every class, we were in different sections so I never saw him until this Fall, he's in two of my classes and I noticed him not just because of his gorgeous looks but also because he's always sitting in front-row, types down every single thing the teacher says and doesn't really talk to anyone just like me. Since this year is the recruitment year, there's tons of events and cocktails and I see him in pretty much all of them.
On Thursday I saw him again at another big firm event and I said oh it's you again, then we chatted up. A classmate was staring at him and she knew me so she came to join us, I introduced them. Then she asked me if I'm taking the subway to go home and I already had a lift from another classmate who offered earlier in the evening and she said aww that's too bad I'll be taking the subway by myself. Then the hot guy said oh I can offer you a lift, I have my car!! LOL I texted her I'm jealous you got the hottest guy out of the two and she texted back, I think the guy who offered you a lift is interested and I got that impression too... But as he was driving (a Cadillac), he said he needed to go pick up a friend who just finished working who's a lawyer at a big firm and when he dropped him off, I asked how they met and he said actually, I'm a little shy but he's my boyfriend! I was like awww!!!
My friend then texted me about her lift with the hot guy, very nice but a little too serious. When I said I think I saw him before, he replied probably at the library ? I am there every day. And then I said if you wanna study together do not hesitate and there was an awkward silence ... after a while he replied sure. I was like lmao I am sure he was shy.
I also have another friend who keeps talking about how hot he is, during class she texts me oh my god, he has such a nice back, big arms can't believe he's so shy. And she went on exchange this summer to China she said he was in the same trip but she never noticed him because he made himself so discreet, lol so cute.
There's an event at another firm this Wednesday, I registered but not sure if I'll be going, so much work and I'm really behind in my readings and I have an essay to hand-in soon... But on Wednesday we have tax law together, I might ask if he's going and if he says yes, offer to go together after class muahaha. He's probably not that shy in bed.... He's so cute lol, hot muscular nerd who spends his days and nights at the library, without many friends.
He's usually alone or with that same asian girl (they're both in my business law and tax law class), they're always sitting together and not talking to anyone else. I wonder if they're in a relationship hmm. I added him on Facebook and his relationship status is hidden (like most people nowadays). I have some friends who know that girl, maybe I should ask but I prefer not to hahaha, people always talk even if they say they won't. My friend is so mean and said if she's his girlfriend, it's very disappointing.
Genoveve
11-19-2016, 03:28 PM
Does anyone else love buying stuff from their childhood? I still love anything sparkly and/or with unicorns and/or rainbows even though I'm almost 30. There was a ceramic unicorn mug I had as a kid that I loved, I recently found it on ebay and bought it so now I have it again. I really want a Lisa Frank plushie because we used to get the Lisa Frank catalogue when I was a kid but I could never get anything from it because it was all too expensive and I really wanted a fucking plushie. The only ones that seem to be available these days are those same old ones from the 90s on ebay, I have a phobia involving used fabric items so I guess that dream may have to remain unfulfilled..... I also just bought this shirt because it reminds me of one I used to have from one of those tourist t-shirt shops in Cape Hatteras: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GHYIRZ8/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
BarbieNYC
11-19-2016, 04:38 PM
It's freezing in the club so I threw another hair extension piece in and now im warm :)
Selina M
11-19-2016, 10:59 PM
Random thoughts about babies & friends who are parents:
1) Why do people become so uninteresting when they have one? I get it, you gotta take care of this thing 24/7 but don't you have ANYTHING else to share on Facebook or talk about besides it? Like, I'm sure you still can watch the news or read a book and you obviously must leave the house... I know it's possible because I have other friends who retained their identity despite their new child.
2) Your baby looks exactly like all the other babies. I'm sorry. It does. If it assaulted me, I would not be able to pick it out of a lineup of babies. That taken into account, nobody besides its parents and grandparents want to see 8,569 pictures of it cause they're all the freaking same.
3) I do not want to read about your trials and tribulations of breastfeeding, how many times it pooped, etc etc. Refer to #1.
4) Thank you, long-time friend and recent new mother, who was perfectly okay with basically ignoring the baby except to feed her (like, not in a bad way, but like in a We Can Still Watch Adult Movies and Talk For Hours Without Cooing Over The Baby way). Thank you for respecting that I really did come to hang out with you, not fawn over her. Thank you for also admitting "My kid has a weird head and alien eyes, I'm not gonna insist she's cute, cause she isn't right now". Keepin' it real :rotfl:
whirlerz
11-19-2016, 11:33 PM
Lol^
& Gen, I love that T shirt!
So, I broke down & bought a real phone I'd wanted online, my other android broke months ago. I also bought another cam Logitech, even though I'd said I'd never..we'll see. Not like I don't have a major Logitech graveyard as is, but, hoping for the best.
BabyWillow
11-20-2016, 02:36 AM
I want to start dancing again now I'm get married...
BabyWillow
11-20-2016, 02:38 AM
Random thoughts about babies & friends who are parents:
but don't you have ANYTHING else to share on Facebook or talk about besides it? :rotfl:
I don't even have a kid yet but I have absolutely nothing to post on Facebook about.. What do people post to Facebook about besides politics and stupid quizzes?
Velveteen.Rabbit
11-20-2016, 09:49 AM
I don't understand all the hate people have for lucrative vanilla jobs lol. It's always marked with "but I can take off as much time as I want whenever I want." Yes but if you're taking off time left and right, you aren't maximizing your income potential which is what I'm trying to do.
How often do adult workers actually take off a lot of time and still have chunky savings? I don't think that happens very often lol
Glamourmilf
11-20-2016, 10:20 AM
It's freezing in the club so I threw another hair extension piece in and now im warm :)
Lol! I recently moved from where it was over 100 degrees to where it's freezing. :cold:
I've tied my long hair in a knot under my chin and use it as a scarf. Lo!!
Guess it's time to buy some scarves and gloves.
My roommate thinks there's something wrong with my thyroid because I'm always cold.
Yeah, um, that's not it.
I just moved from the surface of the sun is all.
Geez
Genoveve
11-20-2016, 05:00 PM
I might be getting a dog! My friend was at her friend's house and she was sending me pics of the neighbor's dog, apparently the owners said they want to get rid of her and hate her. My friend was playing with her and said she's super sweet and that the owners make her live on a filthy balcony. She also said she's not potty trained or fixed and that she saw her dribble pee, but that makes me wonder if she actually has a bladder infection or something. She's so cute, she looks like ET. They're going to ask the owners if they are serious about getting rid of her and if they are I'll take her. I'm down for a kidnapping too, I'm 5'10 and I know I could get my friend on my shoulders and then she could scale the balcony......
lynn2009
11-20-2016, 05:02 PM
I might be getting a dog! My friend was at her friend's house and she was sending me pics of the neighbor's dog, apparently the owners said they want to get rid of her and hate her. My friend was playing with her and said she's super sweet and that the owners make her live on a filthy balcony. She also said she's not potty trained or fixed and that she saw her dribble pee, but that makes me wonder if she actually has a bladder infection or something. She's so cute, she looks like ET. They're going to ask the owners if they are serious about getting rid of her and if they are I'll take her. I'm down for a kidnapping too, I'm 5'10 and I know I could get my friend on my shoulders and then she could scale the balcony......
I hope you can take her! They sound horrible.
Genoveve
11-20-2016, 08:55 PM
^^Thnx I hope so too, my friend described her owners as "trash." I hate to admit it but I feel like it won't go through, you know how people can completely not give a shit about something of theirs until someone else wants it? Or they might come at us with the whole 'Oh well we were going to try to SELL her,' BS to try and make a buck all of the sudden.
I'm still checking out collars though in case, I want to get her spiked ones so we can match but I feel like the spikes would be annoying to a dog, even if they're super dull, it's still stuff sticking out. I'd probably still get some just so we could do a matching photo shoot. Yes I am one of those people. And I would for SURE get her this: https://www.amazon.com/EXPAWLORER-Fashion-Jeweled-Diamante-Necklace/dp/B010UWO38M/ref=sr_1_4?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1479692160&sr=1-4&keywords=dog%2Bcollar%2Bjewel&th=1 but that's another thing that would just be for photos and not day-to-day. I think for day-to-day she could wear something like this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/214873049/the-beatles-dog-collar-adjustable?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=beatles%20collar&ref=sc_gallery_2&plkey=744221ff885813e6b462a93317423083ecdbc1ad:214 873049
Vyanka
11-20-2016, 09:01 PM
I hope you can take her! They sound horrible.
Ditto. I feel bad for the poor thing living on a balcony. I hope you get her Genoveve.
whirlerz
11-20-2016, 09:03 PM
OMG, that's fucking deplorable of them. I HOPE you can get her!
lynn2009
11-20-2016, 09:21 PM
do a matching photo shoot. Yes I am one of those people. And I would for SURE get her this: https://www.amazon.com/EXPAWLORER-Fashion-Jeweled-Diamante-Necklace/dp/B010UWO38M/ref=sr_1_4?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1479692160&sr=1-4&keywords=dog%2Bcollar%2Bjewel&th=1 but that's another thing that would just be for photos and not day-to-day. I think for day-to-day she could wear something like this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/214873049/the-beatles-dog-collar-adjustable?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=beatles%20collar&ref=sc_gallery_2&plkey=744221ff885813e6b462a93317423083ecdbc1ad:214 873049
Omg the Amazon one is so cute!! I want to get that for my parents little terrier. Good luck!
Vyanka
11-21-2016, 01:34 AM
Cats are magic... http://themindsjournal.com/cat-protects-you/
Fun read
baer45
11-21-2016, 12:26 PM
So I'm in the waiting room of my doctors office and this really pretty girl walks in and she knows it. A salesperson, hair in a cute bob, her makeup is understated and classy, snug fitting dress showing some cleavage for her male customers and a pair of expensive 6" pumps that make her legs and ass look great. But wait,.... theres another pretty girl the room. One who's looking pretty good herself, I don't mind saying. Now it's a contest. She's at the front desk and I swear she goes into her posing routine.
Maybe it's all because of you...trouble maker. You disturbed the beauty balance there.
Glamourmilf
11-21-2016, 01:29 PM
I'm applying for a House Mom job today at a local strip club. That or waitress.
So excited to be around 'My people" again!
I haven't stepped foot in a strip club in 20 years, since I danced in one.
Wish me luck.:crossfing
lilylilylily
11-21-2016, 01:34 PM
Cats are magic... http://themindsjournal.com/cat-protects-you/
Fun read
How cool is that? Love my kittie, she is 2 toned ( grey and white) def very friendly and a little hunter
Vyanka
11-21-2016, 02:03 PM
How cool is that? Love my kittie, she is 2 toned ( grey and white) def very friendly and a little hunter
Makes me want to get one of each color. Lol.
lilylilylily
11-21-2016, 02:47 PM
Same here. My mom said there is a black and white one that roams around the park near her work, she said it's the most friendly cat ever. He has no collar, so he could be homeless. I told her next time she sees him to catnip him for me Lol