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SimoneGray
10-23-2015, 03:03 PM
Adele has the most phenomenal makeup artist. I wish I could do my eyeliner like that. Damn.
whirlerz
10-23-2015, 03:51 PM
Well I've had a nice day after the weird shit this morn (see feel pissy)
Went to get hair cut & then pedi @ the most amazing nail salon..now it's raining & I'm sitting. in my car, trying to think of something else fun or interesting to do b4 I go bk to airbnb hell
Serena-Shields
10-24-2015, 08:08 PM
Had sex with an old friend at the park three days ago (trashy IK) and he's still talking to me but I'm just like...go away. I'm done with you. And then he said my head game is off? Bitch? You're the first dick I've sucked in four months and I did it while digging my knees into a pile of sticks and wet ground, foundation sweating off- be glad I even put that C-shaped thing in my mouth. In his defense I was NOT feeling it and I couldn't figure out the right angle to slide in it at, but like you're the only complaint ever so stfu. And your semen tasted like fried asshole. ''You'll get better at it'' my ass, I'm not putting that thing in my mouth if it were the last penis on earth.
Maybe I'm just bitter because he said I sucked at oral but then again, I can barely remember it and it was only a couple days ago so obviously I wasn't that into you in the first place, and if I'm not into you? I'm going to be SHIT at sucking your cock.
xStacey
10-25-2015, 04:06 AM
My fat annoying regular came in tonight and as we were talking, he tells me : "I read online, an ex-stripper wrote that she gave her number to customers as a way to make them come back to visit her. What do you think?" I replied "I don't give out my number to just anybody, only to men I really like! ::)" He was like I am so glad to hear that, my self-esteem took a toll when I read that... Made me wonder if he's been on SW lol.
SimoneGray
10-25-2015, 07:47 AM
I want KFC for breakfast but the grown up in me is trying very hard to tell me that that is not a good life choice
Selina M
10-25-2015, 01:08 PM
Why are 30+ y/o women with short hair always bitches?
Is it the hair that does it, or do they cut the hair to reflect the bitchiness?
Vyanka
10-25-2015, 03:53 PM
My fat annoying regular came in tonight and as we were talking, he tells me : "I read online, an ex-stripper wrote that she gave her number to customers as a way to make them come back to visit her. What do you think?" I replied "I don't give out my number to just anybody, only to men I really like! ::)" He was like I am so glad to hear that, my self-esteem took a toll when I read that... Made me wonder if he's been on SW lol.
Of course he has. This site is a free for all. That's why hustle hut should be private. Especially with how shitty things are going. Like girls need to hear how the hustle is played.
baer45
10-25-2015, 09:03 PM
Adele's new single "hello" makes me think she's one of those crazy bitch ex who guys complained about.
But ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUjvaMWKeBI
Aniela
10-25-2015, 09:04 PM
Brought another dead birdie home from work. My best Navy friend likes to tease me for always bringing home dead birds from work to bury them, usually at sea (aka the canal behind my house). He made sm Viking funeral jokes last time we were on the subj & now I am :thinking: seriously abt how I can make that happen
ETA: the mini Viking funeral, tho fitfully-started & highly-controlled, was a success … but I feel kinda bad abt it. I didn't have a sturdy box to sink it in, & the ground here would have me digging all nite, so it seemed like the quickest/easiest way to go & more respectful than just binning the body. Let the ocean have what's left. Idk, maybe bc it was sm what experimental, now I feel like this is one more to add to the list of things I'm going to hell for.
Glamourmilf
10-25-2015, 10:34 PM
Adele's new single "hello" makes me think she's one of those crazy bitch ex who guys complained about.
But ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUjvaMWKeBI
Ikr? And who STILL has a flip phone? Jk.
baer45
10-26-2015, 08:29 AM
Ikr? And who STILL has a flip phone? Jk.
me. I still have two moto v3 razer...
SimoneGray
10-26-2015, 12:35 PM
Sometimes I look at photos from way back when and it doesn't seem that I've aged that much, but you never know how other people see you. I wonder if I am actually aging well or not.
Glamourmilf
10-26-2015, 05:16 PM
me. I still have two moto v3 razer...
So do i. My spare phone is a flip, and newer than my android.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-26-2015, 07:08 PM
On this day in history Shaquille O'neil released his debut album "Shaq Diesel"
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PhatGirlDynomite!!!
10-26-2015, 07:11 PM
Ikr? And who STILL has a flip phone? Jk.
Girl I think they trying to bring the flip phone back? I'm not mad at it though. Burners....intrigue lifestyle? Whatever
Selina M
10-27-2015, 11:38 AM
You guys want random? I got random.
It's like 10 AM on a Tuesday. Fiance and I are at Barnes & Noble. We're walking toward the front and this 40 y/o woman rushes past and smacks her bag into me pretty hard, no apology, nothing. I was just like "Really? What is it with people today?" but didn't say anything. We get to the cashier area and she's trying to talk to the cashier and spinning around and taking random steps, so I sidestep her and then just backed out of the way to avoid it entirely.
She turns around, knocks down a thing of merchandise, then runs smack into me and just takes off. Then she yells back at me "You better watch where you're going". I lost my temper and was like "Yeah, after you ran into ME twice? I need to watch where I'M going?"
This woman goes "You wanna start something?" and starts back towards me. Fiance jumps in front of her. She instantly backs down and puts on this weird seductive honeyed voice and goes "I like your hat... it looks satanic". He's trying not to laugh, I forget what he said next, but she goes "I could tell you something that'll really shake you up." She walked off after he told her to have at it.
Like, what the actual fuck. My church-y friend thinks she is legit satanic/into some dark shit herself. What if she puts a curse on me guys? :O
kaninchen
10-27-2015, 01:45 PM
OMG I love Boursin so much. And Saint-André. In fact, I love all cheese. Come to me and let me eat you, o sweet little cheeses of the world.
whirlerz
10-27-2015, 06:53 PM
Like, what the actual fuck. My church-y friend thinks she is legit satanic/into some dark shit herself. What if she puts a curse on me guys? :O
Sorry that happened, I wouldn't worry about it. For a curse to work, you have to believe in it. Some ppl are just nuts
Selina M
10-27-2015, 08:52 PM
^ I think she was just legit crazy or on something... yeesh.
Glamourmilf
10-28-2015, 02:27 PM
Why do guys hit on me when I'm not wearing makeup, have my hair in a pnytail, and am wearing sweats? Like, everytime? Or when I'm super preoccupied with something?
Stopped at a fast food place on my way home from my trip.....dude followed me out to my car to tell me im pretty, & of course ask for my digits.
I really wanted to just eat in my car in peace.
He was a huge ghetto type guy, so I didn't want to tell him to f..k off, but omg.
When I purposely try to look hot, and am open, nobody gives me the time of day.:-\
BambiCutie
10-28-2015, 02:48 PM
Some woman just have natural beauty that makeup can't compete against. Its the creepy older men who stand from a distance eye fucking that makes me regurgitate leftovers!
Glamourmilf
10-28-2015, 02:58 PM
:crazy:
Some woman just have nabecause they are ALWAYS ral beauty that makeup can't compete against. Its the creepy older men who stand from a distance eye fucking that makes me regurgitate leftovers!
^^^OMG! Agreed! I never look at old men directly, because they are ALWAYS doing that, and i hate hate hate ( did i say hate?) old men with a passion!
At least the guys that DO approach me are young.:male:
SimoneGray
10-28-2015, 03:30 PM
I've been babysitting a friend's child for the last while and today something in me twigged. I might want the option to have a kid one day but this is where it gets complicated. I don't want to marry someone and I don't want to live with anyone either, but I don't want to raise the child devoid of financial and physical support and I would also like it to have a father figure that is good. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.
Elektra Luxx
10-29-2015, 12:00 AM
I recently found out that the sweet little old lady that I call my grandma was a cage dancer in a night club when she was around my age. OMG!!! the scandal!! She wore bikini bottoms and pasties. Still trying to get the thought out of my head that the lady who is always telling me that I'm showing to much cleavage was half dressed, shaking her ass and dancing in a cage. Dios mio, I have to go light a candle for my grandma's eternal soul.
wednesday86
10-29-2015, 12:29 PM
I am either getting depressed or PMSing hard. All I want to do is watch reruns of Grey's Anatomy, eat and smoke. I have to work this weekend because I literally can't afford not to...so my ex is getting the baby for Halloween and I cried for 4 hours last night over that. I missed two of my classes this week because I don't want to get out of bed. I hope this passes..whatever it is.
baer45
10-29-2015, 01:07 PM
I recently found out that the sweet little old lady that I call my grandma was a cage dancer in a night club when she was around my age. OMG!!! the scandal!! She wore bikini bottoms and pasties. Still trying to get the thought out of my head that the lady who is always telling me that I'm showing to much cleavage was half dressed, shaking her ass and dancing in a cage. Dios mio, I have to go light a candle for my grandma's eternal soul.
Nana knows what she's talking about.
baer45
10-29-2015, 02:49 PM
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wow, dancing wheels.
Glamourmilf
10-29-2015, 05:32 PM
^^^Holy Roller Batman!
SimoneGray
10-29-2015, 08:21 PM
I'm hungry but I don't want to break my cam shift. First world problems right there.
Glamourmilf
10-30-2015, 12:20 AM
1 more day till Halloween! Cant wait to wear my costumes on cam.
charlie61
10-30-2015, 05:48 PM
Do you ever try to make someone into an interesting person - like you basically lie to yourself by pretending that someone has the potential to be interesting - just because you're bored with life and haven't come across anything better yet?
charlie61
10-31-2015, 11:43 AM
I'm surprised there don't seem to be any threads about working on Halloween. Good money? Bad money?
Cutie101
10-31-2015, 07:06 PM
I've been babysitting a friend's child for the last while and today something in me twigged. I might want the option to have a kid one day but this is where it gets complicated. I don't want to marry someone and I don't want to live with anyone either, but I don't want to raise the child devoid of financial and physical support and I would also like it to have a father figure that is good. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.
Date a handsome man , divorced , with kids :) HAHA :D
This seems to be your perfect solution, also you can be the perfect long distance step-mother :P
Of course, you must find the prince charming first. With kids.
Cutie101
10-31-2015, 07:09 PM
I'm surprised there don't seem to be any threads about working on Halloween. Good money? Bad money?
I didn't even costumed myself for halloween because I knew there will be not much of traffic.
Especially on SM where girls are running the contest that I don't participate at.
Surprisingly, I did..ok'ish.
snakesandmonkeys
10-31-2015, 07:31 PM
You know those times in your life where for some reason you have like three guys all up on your jock? and your like, where were even one of you when i was binge watching the New Girl and and mastrubating like it was my job? I just had a perioud of time like that. I had to tell two of them 'thanks but no thanks' cause I think I could have something real with the third guy, but seriously. Where was all this random dick when I really needed it?
Glamourmilf
10-31-2015, 07:39 PM
I'm surprised there don't seem to be any threads about working on Halloween. Good money? Bad money?
It was GREAT money!!:dance:
I actually worked 2 shifts, cause when the money's that good, you go back for more.
Just stopped to give out Halloween candy to the neighborhood kids.:party:
SimoneGray
10-31-2015, 08:23 PM
Bought some chocolate hot cross buns today to try out. Immediately regretted that decision. Ugh.
Glamourmilf
11-01-2015, 12:49 AM
It was fun to hand out Halloween candy. Just realized that i havent done that my entire adult life, cause I've always lived in apartment buildings with no kids around.
whirlerz
11-01-2015, 11:25 AM
Bought some chocolate hot cross buns today to try out. Immediately regretted that decision. Ugh.
That does sound regrettable..chocolate's not a breakfast-y thing, to me..
Now, I had a nice, custard croissant w/berries..yum!
buttonpop
11-01-2015, 04:56 PM
You know those times in your life where for some reason you have like three guys all up on your jock? and your like, where were even one of you when i was binge watching the New Girl and and mastrubating like it was my job?
nobody has said it better before omg this is my reality!
wednesday86
11-02-2015, 09:25 AM
it's 10:30am and i'm ordering chinese food. don't care
kaninchen
11-02-2015, 11:46 AM
Have you ever looked at your sleeping pet and had to fight hard to resist the urge to make it rain on them? My cat is flopped belly-up on the floor, passed out, and I wanna throw my ones on her soooo badly.
SimoneGray
11-02-2015, 04:37 PM
it's 10:30am and i'm ordering chinese food. don't care
Lol its 1:30am here and I'm getting KFC. Similarly I do not care either haha
Glamourmilf
11-02-2015, 04:59 PM
It's supposed to rain today, and I'm beyond excited! Haven't seen it in 4 yrs.:raincloud
wednesday86
11-03-2015, 10:11 AM
I literally can't text without long, fake nails. My pointer and middle finger nails broke off so now I'm texting with my ring finger. Why can't I text with stubby nails? It all comes out as gibberish.. it doesn't make any sense. WTH
Genoveve
11-03-2015, 10:15 AM
^^Same. I've had fake nails on for the vast majority of the last decade, I'm helpless in general without them.
Glamourmilf
11-03-2015, 10:28 AM
Late last night, I was watching one of my favorite shows called "The Haunting of".
It was about the insane asylum in PA. Called Pennhurst.
Right in the middle of it, an empty box that was on my shelf in my walk in closet came flying off the self onto the floor.
It's been up there since the day I moved, so, made me think...'Do, do,do, do.'
baer45
11-03-2015, 11:32 AM
Continue my rants about adele,
This is just brilliant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enu-qR0H_uk
Selina M
11-03-2015, 07:59 PM
My hair is currently red on top and blonde underneath, with the front inch blonde as well. Men are stupid and in the club they all think I'm blonde (I pull the red back).
I'm intending to put purple instead of red tomorrow. I'm excited to have the rocker thing going on again. Curious how the clubs are going to take it... there's girls with bright Ariel-red hair, they better not say shit about purple.
Maybe I'll just get a looooong blonde wig for work.
SimoneGray
11-04-2015, 01:07 AM
I got my Pleasers and I am in LOVE. Though I now have no idea how one actually does pole in them hahaha. I have a brand new awe and respect for you ladies that work in them daily :D