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threlayer
09-20-2015, 08:59 AM
Accidental, not.
(Purposeful, several and with some repeatedly; only one was embarassed.)
slowpoke
09-20-2015, 02:23 PM
Are you bragging or complaining?
SimoneGray
09-20-2015, 02:34 PM
There is such a thing as persistent sexual arousal syndrome...but this doesn't seem to be it.
Tbh I feel super weird about the fact that despite HER being invited to post here multiple times that still hasn't happened. YOU as the husband seem to have a super tight leash on her or have a desire to filter stuff down to her. Its like you have some super weird control thing going on. Why are you so over-involved in her life? Seriously dude, let go your apparent stranglehold and let her speak for herself. We are generally very tolerant of women who come here with legitimate concerns and she would never be laughed off the board.
KatyBoleyn
09-20-2015, 03:13 PM
My take on this is that she's playing some major head-games with this guy. Some people just get off on torturing the poor souls that are insecure enough to stay with them. His constant "concern" is what she's feeding...the rando text messages speak to that. If she was truly having this issue, her SO would probably be the last to know - it wouldn't be used as a weapon of torture.
I used to look at these kinds of relationships as abuser-victim type deals, but after a while you see that it takes two to make these dysfunctional relationships to work and neither side would be really happy any other way.
SweetJulia
09-21-2015, 01:36 AM
I'm not Honestly, it reminds me of a rape victim.
Hell to the no. Had I known this infuriating statement would be in this thread, I would have skipped it. I've had an orgasm sneak up on me a handful of times. Never in the club btw, just playing around on the couch and I knew what was approaching and it could have very easily been stopped in its' tracks. I'm also a survivor of rape-three times, most recently about a month ago. The two couldn't be more different. The orgasm thing is more like thinking you can holding your pee and a bit accidentally comes out when you sneeze or laugh, basically like you can't control your body how you usually do. Rape, however, is a dehumanizing, terrifying crime that has nothing to do with sex. People who accidentally orgasm don't get ptsd, fear leaving their home, self harm, repeat the act on others, and attempt-and sometimes succeed in-committing suicide. That's letting the rapist win. I refuse to do that. I treated people with kindness, became a nurse, did volunteer work, posted on survivor forumn, and spent the bulk of my vanilla career years helping others. Does your wife show the side effects of being raped I listed above? No, huh-cuz the two are very different. Your statement was incredibly insulting and I think you owe me and the other survivors on this board a big apology. -Steps off soapbox.
-I think there may be no wife and he had a stripper tell him this and he wants to see if he really had her trembling in ecstasy. )One guy who told me to keep going dance after dance used those exact words, I'm using them to illustrate how unrealistic it sounds.)
-She hates dancing and is using these events to show stripperhusband how bad work is so she can quit.
-She's dancing REALLY wrong, you grind with your ass. Which doesn't cause an orgasm. Sometimes, I'd go in right after tanning and couldn't wait to get a guy in jeans so I could scratch the shit out of my ass on him cuz the tingle lotion feels like a burn slash itch. How's that for sexy?
-She might be grinding with her front cuz guys want to stimulate her Clint. She needs to learn to say no. If it's a topless club, she could wear a thicker thong, maybe two, or use a liner. If nude, a numbing agent on her clit will numb it-I do this when I want to keep making money after a string of Hitachi shows. I've been up a long time, hope at least the last few suggestions were helpful if there is actually a wife with these problems.
wednesday86
09-21-2015, 09:29 AM
^I'm pretty sure it's either the first one (a stripper gave him this line) or if he is actually married he has some kind of hotwife fantasy. I've convinced men they made me orgasm from rubbing my back in VIP...haha. Yes the rape victim comment is completely over the line. This is a stinky troll
Aurora14
09-21-2015, 11:22 PM
It shouldn't be. It should be more like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq974WY5dGo
I'm never able to describe how I do a dance to people that haven't been to my club. This video is perfect!
Flickdreams
09-22-2015, 01:31 AM
There has been some good advice here. I don't believe this is a troll, just a couple of newbies asking for advice.
I've been here a long time, and these two observations are the rule: (1) new posters are suspect as trolls almost every time, (2) any discussion of a stripper orgasm in a club is denigrated, and (3) any mention of any degree of support of discussion of the first two produces anger at the mentioner.
I can understand why that is the case, but newbies don't understand it and you don't understand that they don't understand it. Maybe there ought to be an unwritten rule sticky about what newbies can expect.
The FlickDreams book of stats calculates that 99% of newbies don't bother to read the stickies when its recommended.
LAQUEEFA
09-22-2015, 07:40 AM
Did you figure out the accidental orgasms, didnt happen with you?
miss.a.p1600
09-22-2015, 07:33 PM
Cuckholding gone wrong.
threlayer
09-23-2015, 06:26 AM
Sometimes the regulars dont read them either.
stripperhusband
09-23-2015, 09:35 AM
There has been some good advice here. I don't believe this is a troll, just a couple of newbies asking for advice.
I've been here a long time, and these two observations are the rule: (1) new posters are suspect as trolls almost every time, (2) any discussion of a stripper orgasm in a club is denigrated, and (3) any mention of any degree of support of discussion of the first two produces anger at the mentioner.
I can understand why that is the case, but newbies don't understand it and you don't understand that they don't understand it. Maybe there ought to be an unwritten rule sticky about what newbies can expect.
I appreciate this. It's fine that people are suspicious. I certainly don't know what it's like to work in the strip-club environment for any length of time. But it must do a number on a person, because this was some hostile shit. Either that or message boards are life and death. The level of aggressiveness in some of your more depressing assumptions is pretty revealing.
Thank you to those few who commented with advice. She ended up quitting the club on Monday. Her choice. You may now return to dancing on her "imaginary" corpse. Don't forget your emoji.
Likethis
09-23-2015, 10:18 AM
Good that she quit, it seems like she just wasn't cut out for dancing.
You think this is hostile? Really? You wouldn't last long as a stripper either.
stripperhusband
09-23-2015, 10:26 AM
Good that she quit, it seems like she just wasn't cut out for dancing.
You think this is hostile? Really? You wouldn't last long as a stripper either.
I have no doubt.
Vackra
09-23-2015, 01:55 PM
I'm never able to describe how I do a dance to people that haven't been to my club. This video is perfect!
IKR? I was like OH LOOK IT'S MY STANDARD DANCE when I found it.
Omegaphallic
09-28-2015, 03:28 PM
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
Involuntary orgasm during rape is a result of constant stimulation to the point of climax. It's biology. The fact that it's non-consensual makes it involuntary, & I can assure you that such reaction is not accidental on the part of the rapist bc many rapists get off on it & also use it as justification for why 'it wasn't really rape'
Whatever is going on here, as you have written it, is not rape or anything close to it. Nothing abt what you've described here is involuntary, read: non-consensual. It's her either being a stone-cold idiot, or just plain giving no damns abt finding a way round smtg she claims to be so terribly uncomfy with.
'It sneaks up on her' give me a break. If she is truly that naïve, she needs to GTFO of stripping NOW. The way you have written abt this, she has no backbone for enforcing her own boundaries & seems to believe everything she sees & hears abt 'customer expectations' as Gospel. If that's the case, she will get eaten alive.
I agree, unless she has persistant arousal syndrome maybe. Still given the discription of the events, I doubt its a health issue.
Omegaphallic
09-28-2015, 03:49 PM
https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-05/science-arousal-during-rape&ved=0CBkQFjAAahUKEwiDsp-G6JrIAhXUgJIKHZXeBjo&usg=AFQjCNHylHOJWlm51ZhTy3h-WYWL6FnAaw&sig2=6hrk2IxueN2BpL1h9FbKqA
Flickdreams
09-29-2015, 03:14 AM
^ Link?
Aniela
09-29-2015, 10:36 AM
Sounds like you're fishing for validation of the idea that those who orgasm during rape, do so bc they are in fact enjoying themselves.
It's a biological response to physical stimulation, not a sign of enjoyment. It's no different than crying while peeling a raw Onion, & certainly not the same thing as persistent arousal syndrome.
Anyone can pull percentages out of their arse, or skew 'study' results in their favour. Citing a pop-science article, you might as well say you read it on Wikipedia.
Selina M
09-29-2015, 01:59 PM
^ I think he was just trying to say that it COULD be involuntary IF she had that syndrome. I don't think he was trying to say anything about enjoying themselves during rape.
I know we all like to jump on the blues, but I think we are a bit hasty sometimes.
Omegaphallic
09-29-2015, 03:16 PM
^ I think he was just trying to say that it COULD be involuntary IF she had that syndrome. I don't think he was trying to say anything about enjoying themselves during rape.
I know we all like to jump on the blues, but I think we are a bit hasty sometimes.
Exactly. Orgasm is no excuse for rape, anymore then a person sneezing consented to having there nose stuffed with pepper. Horrible analogy, but its what I came up with.
Nor am I suggesting there is any indictation of sex assualt here, although I point out that several dancers on here have indicated cumming on someone during a lapdance without thier consent is at least a grey area, if not sexual assault. Not saying I agree, just putting it out there then these gentlemen maybe not have been okay with this if they'd known.
jack0177057
09-30-2015, 09:57 AM
I have not read all the comments, but, suppose I had a wife who is a real estate agent and she orgasmed every time she made a sale. My response would be - Good for you, baby! Keep selling and keep having orgasms!
If the OP can deal with his wife grinding on other men for a living,... (this is the hardest part for a dude to accept, in my humble opinion),... then, so what if she has an orgasm in the process? As long as she is only lap dancing, and not actually having sex, I see no harm in it. In fact, she should use this to her advantage to make more sales and better tips. If a dancer orgasmed during my lap dance, I'd probably tip her an extra $50.
miss.a.p1600
09-30-2015, 11:10 AM
Because the strip club doesn't seem to be the best place to have real orgasms. For one orgasms are better with eyes closed and fully relaxed. Neither of which can go down in the club around people you don't know or trust.
Enjoy yourself Yes. To completion or orgasm No.
Sam38g
09-30-2015, 11:40 AM
Do you feel guilty every time you jack off & wasn't thinking of her?
Do you feel guilty when jacking off to porn?
Do she have orgasms aka play with herself when you aren't there?
Is she kissing or fucking these men?
Some females orgasm easy from friction, good for her. Makes the job much more enjoyable. So she can only dance & make money if absolutely miserable in order for her to do the job & make you feel better about yourself?
You are not allowed in the club when she dances, did you stay at her job during shifts at a different job? Did you always tag along to work with her? Does she go to work with you too? Is she allowed out of your eyesight?
Is marriage about micromanaging her every thought & action? Have her switch from being a stripper to being a waitress there to solve the problem.... But then will she have to still answer to you for all the drinks she served & how much money made that night?
Sam
jack0177057
10-01-2015, 08:05 AM
Some females orgasm easy from friction, good for her. Makes the job much more enjoyable. So she can only dance & make money if absolutely miserable in order for her to do the job & make you feel better about yourself?
That's what I'm saying. If my wife was a real estate agent that orgasms every time she makes a sale - good for her! If she is a trial lawyer that orgasms every time she wins a case - good for her! I do not see the harm in my wife having accidental orgasms, as long as she is not cheating on me (and as long as the orgasms don't wear her out, so that our sex life declines). I get that she is grinding on some dude - but, presumably, the OP is not opposed to the grinding, because he is not complaining about the grinding. He is only complaining about the fact that she orgasms. I think the OP is selfish in this regard. I would be more supportive and tell her she has nothing to feel bad or guilty about - again, as long as she is only giving dances.
Because the strip club doesn't seem to be the best place to have real orgasms. For one orgasms are better with eyes closed and fully relaxed. Neither of which can go down in the club around people you don't know or trust.
First, we are talking about accidental orgasms, not about how to have the best orgasm possible. I wish I had orgasms at work, even mild orgasms would give me motivation I need at times.
Second, an orgasm, even if not the best,... is still an orgasm. Masturbation does not produce the best orgasms, but, we still do it.
Third, "orgasms are better with eyes closed and fully relaxed" is your opinion. I've known girls who orgasm better under spontaneous, "dangerous" and stressful circumstances - like sex in public places. It is different for everyone, depending on whatever fantasies lurk in your head. Maybe the OP's wife has secret fantasies about sex with random strangers in a club. The grinding and the fantasy push her over the edge.
miss.a.p1600
10-02-2015, 07:35 PM
^^^ okay true enough different 'strokes' for different folks!
But I would consider orgasms in the club cheating cause that's not the context to come. Now escorting or camming + orgasm is not cheating cause pleasure to completion is expected in that context.
If my dude told me he went to a strip club and jizzed I'd be pissed cause he should control his dick and not let stripper grind that close to his d*ck.
And I question how much of an 'accident' this is. Okay it happens unexpectedly once. Then she should know not to grind that close or that hard towards her clit. I could see a teenage girl who knows little about her body having an 'accidental' orgasm but this is a grown woman who's been f*cking for years. She should know how to control her pussy by now.
And then she calls the husband like "I just came again with a stranger honey!" WTF?!? Who does that. I get being open with your spouse but really....??? There is nothing accidental here. Just a woman who puts the FULL in friction and testing her body's automatic responses to having her clit stimulated - most likely with dudes she wouldn't be initially attracted to.
Also, I think you're right about the fantasies of sex with random strangers which I why I mentioned the cuckholding earlier. Only thing is I thinks she could be a slick dominatrix type too like someone else mentioned above she seems to be torturing her husband telling him this info but he can't be anywhere to watch or join in. I bet she didn't even consult with him before she just goes out and experiences sexual pleasure with another man then tell him AFTER the fact.
If this were me and my husband and we didn't consult first about agreeing to open relationship and how we explore fantasies - I'd seriously be pissed beyond recognition and he'd owe me unrestricted use of his credit card to make me forget orgasming with another person
jack0177057
10-05-2015, 10:10 AM
^^ Two scenarios: Which husband would you rather have?
SCENARIO A - HUSBAND A:
Wife: Baby, I need to take something off my chest. You know that dancing involves a lot of contact and friction with our customers. And, you know that my body is very sensitive; it's like I am sexually peaking. Well, I had an orgasm today, while dancing for this guy. He was not even attractive and it was not him that did it, it just just the body friction - it could have happened with anyone. It happened spontaneously and quickly. The customer did not notice it at all, I did it a good job of hiding it.
Husband: [Face turning red with rage] I knew it! You are such a slut! I only put up with you dancing, because I lost my job, and we need the money, and I thought you would hate every minute of it. I thought you would want to barf after every dance! That is the only reason I put up with you grinding on other men's junk! You are not supposed to enjoy it! You are supposed to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself! If you get another "accidental" orgasm, you can effing go with that guy, because I'm done with you.
SCENARIO B - HUSBAND B:
Wife: [Same as Scenario A]
Husband: [Putting his arms around her.] Don't feel bad about it, baby. I know how sensitive and sensual your body is and that is one of the things I love about you. It does not bother me at all, as long as you are just dancing and don't go past any of the boundaries we discussed when you started dancing. If I was a male dancer grinding on women all day, I'd probably have a few accidental orgasms, too.
BobbleHead
10-05-2015, 10:31 AM
^^ Two scenarios: Which husband would you rather have?
SCENARIO A - HUSBAND A:
Wife: Baby, I need to take something off my chest. You know that dancing involves a lot of contact and friction with our customers. And, you know that my body is very sensitive; it's like I am sexually peaking. Well, I had an orgasm today, while dancing for this guy. He was not even attractive and it was not him that did it, it just just the body friction - it could have happened with anyone. It happened spontaneously and quickly. The customer did not notice it at all, I did it a good job of hiding it.
Husband: [Face turning red with rage] I knew it! You are such a slut! I only put up with you dancing, because I lost my job, and we need the money, and I thought you would hate every minute of it. I thought you would want to barf after every dance! That is the only reason I put up with you grinding on other men's junk! You are not supposed to enjoy it! You are supposed to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself! If you get another "accidental" orgasm, you can effing go with that guy, because I'm done with you.
SCENARIO B - HUSBAND B:
Wife: [Same as Scenario A]
Husband: [Putting his arms around her.] Don't feel bad about it, baby. I know how sensitive and sensual your body is and that is one of the things I love about you. It does not bother me at all, as long as you are just dancing and don't go past any of the boundaries we discussed when you started dancing. If I was a male dancer grinding on women all day, I'd probably have a few accidental orgasms, too.
Husband A sounds like a dick and husband B sounds creepy as fuck.
miss.a.p1600
10-05-2015, 12:49 PM
^^^lol! Of course jack I'd want the husband to be supportive. However, be real - how long does it take you to orgasm? An accidental orgasm is something that happens within a few seconds before you know what's going on to stop it.
If she is cumming with in seconds and with minimal friction and she isn't a teen who is clueless about her body then she probably has a medical condition. But if it's taking her minutes then she has enough time to slow down and stop herself from orgasm.
Plus that's the thing about boundaries, it doesn't sound like they agreed cumming during private dances was okay. If it was he wouldn't be posting here.
Tbean
10-05-2015, 02:16 PM
My wife is in her second week of stripping, so we know very little about how it usually goes.It is HER job, SHE needs to learn what it entails. You aren't even allowed there apparently.
I guess we don't really know what a lap dance entails Unless you are right next to her on the other side of a mans lap, SHE is the one who needs to know what a lap dance entails!.
We don't know what we're doing
SHE doesn't know what SHE is doing.
All I know is what we're navigating. She has to do the navigatin with HER job, at a club you are not even allowed to set foot in.
You say "we" quite often, when it is not a "we" situation...it is a "her" situation and a "you" situation. I understand marriage and all that, but ultimately, it is HER body.
She does deserve to be her own person!
I'm also not allowed at the clubSays who, by the way? Reading this, I couldn't help but think how good it might feel to tell a WAYYYYY overly controlling significant other that I'm having accidental orgasms while grinding on another mans crotch, and that, no, he isn't allowed to be there. I'd especially feel like saying such a thing if there were some other things going on...such as feeling like I was pushed into stripping but a husband who was not pulling his weight. It really sounds like she has a lack of enthusiasm for the job because SHE hasn't been on the board posting herself, asking questions about the industry, etc. Honestly it sounds as if she had to jump in rather quickly and blindly.
Heh, we very lightly looked into camming, but she doesn't think it's for her.
Wait a minute...she was more willing to get naked in PERSON and grind her crotch against some random stranger than cam, whether alone or with you? So, she thought that stripping would be more "for her" than camming> LOL. LOL!!
Either you have some twisted version of a cuckolding fantasy you thought you could seek out on here without most of us calling bullshit, or she resents the hell out of you and you should probably look into discovering what is going wrong in your marriage before it is too late.
My very first thought when I begun reading this thread was to say kudos to you for supporting your wifes decision to strip, but the more I read, the more I was convinced that there was either something we were not told or something you weren't.
jack0177057
10-05-2015, 02:49 PM
Husband A sounds like a dick and husband B sounds creepy as fuck.
Of course he is creepy, this entire thread is creepy and 100% bullshit. Dancers do not orgasm while giving lap dances.
Husband B "sounds creepy" because: (A) a husband is not supposed to be happy or supportive about his wife being a sex worker, and (B) even a "secure and open-minded" husband that reluctantly puts up with his wife being a stripper would probably go apeshit (like Husband A) if he found out that she got (involuntarily) aroused from grinding on other men.
I would not want my GF or wife to grind on other men's junk for a living - and I say this respectfully, not passing judgment on anyone. But, let's say we are going through hard times, or we are both college students, whatever, and this is the only feasible option we have to support ourselves and our children, then what? -- "Honey, you can grind on another man's junk, but, you cannot, under any circumstances get aroused, or I am going to divorce you?" Suppose she did get an accidental orgasm - should I call her names and divorce her for that? If my wife was stripping to support our family, and she had an accidental orgasm, without doing anything deliberate to cause them, then, I would rather be "creepy" Husband B, than Husband A.
I know that if I was dancing for women, accidental boners and, maybe even accidental orgasms would be inevitable. If you are in the sex industry, it goes with the territory. Even (non-porn) actors/actresses get accidental arousals doing intimate scenes with other actors/actresses.
jack0177057
10-05-2015, 03:03 PM
^^^lol! Of course jack I'd want the husband to be supportive. However, be real - how long does it take you to orgasm? An accidental orgasm is something that happens within a few seconds before you know what's going on to stop it.
If she is cumming with in seconds and with minimal friction then she probably has a medical condition. But if it's taking her minutes then she has enough time to slow down and stop herself from orgasm.
You are questioning her sincerity and I agree with your logic. It does sound like bullshit.
I am saying, if she was telling the truth, I would not condemn her for accidental orgasms. I would not call her a slut, demean her, and threaten to leave her. If she was telling the truth, and if she was behaving properly, and despite this, she was still having this "problem", then, I see no harm in it.
I have known women who are extremely sensitive and can orgasm easily after kisses, tickling, massages, etc.
BobbleHead
10-05-2015, 03:47 PM
Husband B "sounds creepy" because: (A) a husband is not supposed to be happy or supportive about his wife being a sex worker.
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Flickdreams
10-06-2015, 06:54 AM
the blues are on a troll roll :D
miss.a.p1600
10-06-2015, 07:18 AM
It's not an accident though. After the first time this happens any person who's not mentally challenged will put a link between heavy grinding and orgasm.
And the wife is doing something intentional = heavy grinding for several minutes.
And you can feel good and enjoy dancing without orgasm. You can also perform/receive enjoyable dance without grinding.
Im not judging anyone, I just think some people are in denial. The wife is a closet freak letting herself too lose in the strip club at the expense of her marriage and her husbands feelings. And her husband is in denial that his wife unleashed a cuckhold fantasy in real life without telling him beforehand.
I think she had thoughts of stepping out all along but doesn't want to divorce him and now she's in the strip club fulfilling her fantasies while giving him a play-by-play. He can't be there to participate - what torture for the husband who needs to be punished but pleasure for the manipulating and dominating housewife.
The husband may wising up now. Since he made her quit the club.
Either that or the OP is quite an erotic fiction writer engaging all of our brains lol!
whirlerz
10-06-2015, 07:00 PM
the blues are on a troll roll :D
It's not an accident though. After the first time this happens any person who's not mentally challenged will put a link between heavy grinding and orgasm
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:^
Bahuba
10-08-2015, 04:15 AM
^^ Two scenarios: Which husband would you rather have?
SCENARIO A - HUSBAND A:
Wife: Baby, I need to take something off my chest. You know that dancing involves a lot of contact and friction with our customers. And, you know that my body is very sensitive; it's like I am sexually peaking. Well, I had an orgasm today, while dancing for this guy. He was not even attractive and it was not him that did it, it just just the body friction - it could have happened with anyone. It happened spontaneously and quickly. The customer did not notice it at all, I did it a good job of hiding it.
Husband: [Face turning red with rage] I knew it! You are such a slut! I only put up with you dancing, because I lost my job, and we need the money, and I thought you would hate every minute of it. I thought you would want to barf after every dance! That is the only reason I put up with you grinding on other men's junk! You are not supposed to enjoy it! You are supposed to be ashamed and disgusted with yourself! If you get another "accidental" orgasm, you can effing go with that guy, because I'm done with you.
SCENARIO B - HUSBAND B:
Wife: [Same as Scenario A]
Husband: [Putting his arms around her.] Don't feel bad about it, baby. I know how sensitive and sensual your body is and that is one of the things I love about you. It does not bother me at all, as long as you are just dancing and don't go past any of the boundaries we discussed when you started dancing. If I was a male dancer grinding on women all day, I'd probably have a few accidental orgasms, too.
SCENARIO C - HUSBAND C
Wife: [Same as Scenario A]
Husband: [Barry White begins playing in the background] My beautiful, precious wife, everything you do is wonderful in my eyes. Who cares if you accidentally popped off while grinding at your club? A back rub and a glass of champagne should clear that up in no time - our deep, sustaining love will have your fireworks planned instead of unplanned. Now let's celebrate by taking my private jet to Paris! And by the way, that one bitch from high school called and said you actually are prettier than her and better in every way. Hey, would you like to see my rock hard chiseled abs?
[Wife]: Wait a minute...
[Husband]: [Begins dancing around the room and now looks like Jimmy Fallon but handsomer]
[Wife]: Dammit! I knew this was a dream!
Omegaphallic
10-09-2015, 07:54 AM
Either that or the OP is quite an erotic fiction writer engaging all of our brains lol!
The thread title would make for a great erotic novel title, tightening the title up, what do you think about "The Stripper Wife: Accidental Orgasms." It could be a series "The Stripper Wife: Dark Stranger", "The Stripper Wife: Tipping Out", "The Stripper Wife: The Bacholar Party", "The Stripper Wife: Depraved Auditions", "The Stripper Wife: Son's Visit" for a touch of the taboo, "The Stripper Wife: Dances with Lesbians", "The Stripper Wife: Extra Temptations", "The Stripper Wife: DJ's Booth", "Stripper Wife: Haunted Club", "The Stripper Wife: Santa's Lap", "The Stripper Wife: Costume Fantasies", "The Stripper Wife: The Purple Pimp Hat", "The Stripper Wife: The Divorce Lawyer".
See they practically write themselves!
lastone
10-09-2015, 11:17 PM
The thread title would make for a great erotic novel title, tightening the title up, what do you think about "The Stripper Wife: Accidental Orgasms." It could be a series "The Stripper Wife: Dark Stranger", "The Stripper Wife: Tipping Out", "The Stripper Wife: The Bacholar Party", "The Stripper Wife: Depraved Auditions", "The Stripper Wife: Son's Visit" for a touch of the taboo, "The Stripper Wife: Dances with Lesbians", "The Stripper Wife: Extra Temptations", "The Stripper Wife: DJ's Booth", "Stripper Wife: Haunted Club", "The Stripper Wife: Santa's Lap", "The Stripper Wife: Costume Fantasies", "The Stripper Wife: The Purple Pimp Hat", "The Stripper Wife: The Divorce Lawyer".
See they practically write themselves!
LOL!! I love the "Santa's lap" idea. A few years ago Playboy ran a cartoon showing Santa sitting on a couch. Next to him was a very sexy naked witch with her hand inside Santa's pants. The very happy Santa said "one of us is in the wrong cartoon, but I'm not complaining."
Omegaphallic
10-11-2015, 08:06 AM
LOL!! I love the "Santa's lap" idea. A few years ago Playboy ran a cartoon showing Santa sitting on a couch. Next to him was a very sexy naked witch with her hand inside Santa's pants. The very happy Santa said "one of us is in the wrong cartoon, but I'm not complaining."
Ha, I like that.
Bahuba
10-11-2015, 04:37 PM
^^^hilarious!
XxAmber89xX
10-22-2015, 08:47 AM
Then she should stop grinding her clitoris in strangers' laps vigorously enough to orgasm in 3 minutes.
If she was doing this, she'd only be doing it because she wants to. It's actually very easy for a lady to avoid and lead people on...