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Susperia
06-06-2016, 03:43 PM
Had to put my dog down yesterday. I thought I'd be okay to come back tonight, but I think I need more time to mourn
Sorry for your loss Kittcatt.
bbwbrianna
06-06-2016, 04:03 PM
I'm having my period. Cam keeps disconnecting. I'm crying like crazy so even if I made it on I would just go off on everyone the minute they entered the room:(
Chellyinparadise
06-06-2016, 04:36 PM
Im sorry to hear about your loss kitcatt, its never easy to lose our fur babies no matter how old or how well we try to prepare ourselves for it. Wish i could give you a hug. Take care of yourself.
Chellyinparadise
06-06-2016, 04:37 PM
I'm having my period. Cam keeps disconnecting. I'm crying like crazy so even if I made it on I would just go off on everyone the minute they entered the room:(
Sorry to hear, hope you start to feel better.
kortneykay
06-06-2016, 04:38 PM
Because shark week has me bloated, crampy, crabby and that whiskey pecan ice cream (how cool, right?) unopened in the freezer is looking good right now. I've been working daily and on it for a few days but I went to the gym, chocked up on pain meds, ate healthy, and she's still not having it with cam today so I'm going to ease back.
No insertions, no clitoral stimulation. She doesn't even want to be looked at. So, that's why I'm not on cam. But- I'm still working. What my vagina can't do, my mind will. It's texting and phone sex for me today, lasses.
Chellyinparadise
06-06-2016, 04:43 PM
Cuz I got my period....its the second day and at its heaviest, which sucks cuz I love working Mondays, they are my best day. I could cam with the diva cup in, but everytime I cam on my period everyone seems to want to ask for pussy penetration....even though I'm offering anal first and foremost.
Sorry to hear im right there with you, havent been able to work in almost a week its so bad, just feeling awful. I hope it eases up for you so you can get back to work and make that money.
Chellyinparadise
06-06-2016, 04:46 PM
Because shark week has me bloated, crampy, crabby and that whiskey pecan ice cream (how cool, right?) unopened in the freezer is looking good right now. I've been working daily but I went to the gym, chocked up on pain meds and she's still not having it with cam today so I'm going to ease back. No insertions, no clitoral stimulation. She doesn't even want to be looked at. So, that's why I'm not on cam. But- I'm still working. What my vagina can't do, my mind will. It's texting and phone sex for me today, lasses.
We all must be on same schedule time of the month lol..That ice cream sounds amazing i love pecan. Hope you start to feel better soon. enjoy that ice cream. :)
Because the new dentist I had to go to screwed something up and my filling crumbled. Nothing like having a pity party with myself because now I have to go back and most likely get a face full of needles again and my mouth is still sore from yesterday. Yesterday she hit my optic nerve and my eye went wonky. Never had that happen in all the shots I've had. I'm tired and just want to go back to bed since my dog got me up at 4am. I called at 7 when the office opens and the lady on the phone is asking which tooth. Yeah, it's the one she " did me a favor" on and filled the tiny crack that was forming. So since there's no record of what she did they're trying to look at it as if it's a new problem. As if $572 with no insurance wasn't insult to injury as it was. My guess is they will try to bill me more. I might even just have to wait until wed or whenever she's back in. I was really just needing a day off with no stress. I fucking hate people.
ophellia
06-07-2016, 08:57 AM
I'm Grandma sitting today because she's having surgery and everyone forgot they were otherwise busy. I have the most awesomest Grandma ever though, and am grateful I can work as I please so when real life needs me I can be there.
oh yea bb. Another $216. It wasn't a tooth she worked with. My mouth just hates me.
xoprincessremy
06-07-2016, 01:17 PM
last day of my period. don't feel like setting up cam and snipping the tampon to hide the string. lol
JustCallMeBree
06-07-2016, 03:28 PM
Because in the 15 minutes I was on Streamate I had 4 stream glitches and my first customer had to try 4 times to see me in private so I said fuck it and just had a real time session with my foot guy. Made the same bank without the hassle of fighting technology. Back at it tomorrow though, I've got goals to reach.
AvaLove
06-07-2016, 03:42 PM
My Internet went down in a middle of a show -_-. I had to finish the skype show on my phone using the mobile internet. I am not even half finish with my daily goal and the day is almost over.
TheOutlier
06-08-2016, 08:38 AM
On my period and I injured my left leg somehow. (It hurts horribly to touch the bottom half or to bear any weight on it)
PixiieGirl
06-08-2016, 09:11 AM
getting ready to head to budapest and krakowwwwwww :D
xoprincessremy
06-08-2016, 06:25 PM
NBA finals game 3 tonight. 9 pm est. not even going to get online.
foxxxydiva
06-08-2016, 08:22 PM
My nephew wont stay his happy ass in bed...and giving kids nyquil is frowned upon....
foxxxydiva
06-08-2016, 08:51 PM
Had to put my dog down yesterday. I thought I'd be okay to come back tonight, but I think I need more time to mourn
awww sorry about your puppy boo
KPTfiend
06-23-2016, 01:42 AM
Because I started watching the new season of orange is the new black after work like a dumbass....I can't stream and netfilx at the same time *sad panda* so tired after work....but fffkkk i need this monies....must...get...ass...on...cam! *sigh*
MissAdriana
06-23-2016, 09:54 AM
Because I'm going shopping lmao
LadyCoco
06-23-2016, 03:38 PM
I'm on my period this week and I've been busy with my vanilla job.
SoloDesire
06-23-2016, 03:41 PM
Because day time sucks on cam!! Between low traffic and the over saturation of models that are on during the day I've figured out it's just not worth logging in at all! Late nights are all I'm bothering with for now.
sovereignv
06-23-2016, 06:36 PM
Because I'm on twitter watching the EU referendum unfold and it's way too interesting and anxiety inducing to focus on anything else
Bootsie
06-23-2016, 07:30 PM
Because I'm on twitter watching the EU referendum unfold and it's way too interesting and anxiety inducing to focus on anything else
I swore I would at least turn on PSO while watching BBC World News...but I am texting so much with my fellow political nerds that no way could I handle sexy talk right now!
KPTfiend
06-24-2016, 02:04 AM
Because some little fuktard who just moved back to town (after bailing mid-term and having to get his daddy to pay back the park funds that were "stolen" from him) decided he was gunna go over my head to the Barron and ask to run a battle game (never even bothered to ask/inform me, just announced it on the group page like he owns the fucking place?? I AM THE FUCKING CHAMPION OF THIS PARK! THE BATTLE GAMES ARE MINE TO RUN BITCH!) But has now bailed last minute so I have to get everything ready for MY battle game this weekend!!! Fucking LarpTards. He shall pay for his insolence and incompetence!!!
but for now I has shit to do :( *sad panda!* hoping to catch at least an hour on cam before bed. *sigh*
at least I has beers...my tiny hugs from gawd in a can.
Amy Lee
06-24-2016, 03:56 AM
Because I have BAD PMS and it's not the kind I can hide. I will just do phone until I can cam again. I feel lazy and tired though because I'm anemic but I have a goal in mind...need to make that. Ugh... and the Vanilla job of course.
foxxxydiva
06-25-2016, 03:34 PM
I got the WORST case of chub rub between my thighs last week. Like embarrassingly bad. Thick thighed gals should NOT attempt to speed walk/line run in the heat. I dont care what the gal at the sporting good store says these pants did not work for "friction." Nor did the entire container of cornstarch powder. It should be healed over enough so I can cover it with makeup at least and get some time in this upcoming week. I wouldn't wish this on anyone...
Semyonovna
06-26-2016, 01:09 PM
My totally legit reasons are: period, junk food, Game of Thrones last 2 episodes :D
Camwhoreextraordinaire
06-26-2016, 07:33 PM
Haven't been feeling so well and it is Sunday but tomorrow for sure (hope that I am not lying to myself again.)
Melyssax
07-01-2016, 10:49 PM
I never post in this thread but I've just had a ridiculous evening of nothing going right. I was trying to stay motivated through the day knowing I was planning to do a long night shift. I was doing pretty well until I frustratingly burnt my dinner, then my back-up plan was moldy so I had to improvise, and now I'm hungry again, I fumbled and spilled water all over my electric stove so I had to take all the coils out and sop up a big puddly mess, I cut my pussy while shaving... bah.
So off my game today, I'm worried I'll find some klutzy way to accidentally hurt myself on cam. -_-
Today must be a bad fucking day... I lost my phone... my laptop battrey won't charge.. my cam is falling apart , then my ice maker wouldnt work... I fiddled with it & ice went EVERYWHERE I had to clean it up... wwtf is going on lol
Susperia
07-02-2016, 11:10 AM
Today I woke up with a terrible migraine and started my period! I tried to cam for an hour and it was the most dreadful hour of my life...however I still made the $20 I needed to make my weekly goal....so all is not lost....but fuck it, I'm taking the next few days off....
JustCallMeBree
07-02-2016, 11:26 AM
Because I'm gearing up to do a 12 hour shift tonight since I still have $290 to make for rent since I had to spend $350 on a new air condition after mine clunked out in the middle of summer in the Deep south. Ugh please be good to me Cam gods!
foxxxydiva
07-02-2016, 01:54 PM
Because I guess I was so vocal during a session, my neighbor thought I was possessed. She has been "practicing" her acoustic guitar and belting out christian songs for the last 45 min. Unfortunately, she has good technique and sings from her diaphragm, no luck in her straining a vocal cord or 10. *sigh*
Goddess0102
07-02-2016, 02:07 PM
I would cam today but I wanted to have an all day marathon of game of throne because I recently broke out in hives :(
JustCallMeBree
07-07-2016, 04:00 AM
Because I've been up since 3am with either food poisoning or a stomach virus, either way the thought of putting anything near any of my holes is repulsive. I'm disappointed because I'm close to my weekly goal but I also don't want to give horrible half-hearted shows because I feel like shit.
Kaya_x
07-07-2016, 07:23 AM
I'm not on cam today because I'm laid up in bed with an ankle injury, so camming is the last thing on my mind currently!
MsBrigitte
07-07-2016, 10:23 AM
I m not on cam today because I am at a friend's (who knows what I do) and I forgot to take my webcam with me.
ggminx
07-07-2016, 02:28 PM
I'm not on cam since I've had continuous #3 since waking up this morning...so much cramping...what the fuck did I eat or drink to deserve this?
KPTfiend
07-07-2016, 10:27 PM
I'm not on cam since I've had continuous #3 since waking up this morning...so much cramping...what the fuck did I eat or drink to deserve this?
aawww bummer! So sorries! I hate that :( feel better!
I'm not on Cam because I just agreed to cover the next shift for someone, grave shift ssuucckkss I'd rather be camming but I'll make more money this way.
heyho
07-08-2016, 06:28 AM
I'm not on cam right now because I feel like the crappiest, most unattractive hot chick at the moment. How weird is depression? Objectively I know I'm rocking my makeup and looking damn fine (plus my boobs are suddenly growing? at age 24? wtf?), but emotionally I just can't deal with having eyes on me right now. Can't talk to anyone. Can't smile. Can't act. Can't push that damn button.
Caseycurvaceous
07-10-2016, 12:02 PM
Im currently not on cam because i just spent 6hrs on cam , talking to people in broken danish , and english.
whilst trying to do my danish exam homework, keep my cat from fucking my place up and telling my boyfriend to shut the hell up with sim city!
however i did make my 1000kr goal for the day so im good !xo
anonymous camgirl
07-10-2016, 04:29 PM
LOL I was just going to say because I already worked 6 hours + and lost my shit with so much stupidity.. ..
Im currently not on cam because i just spent 6hrs on cam , talking to people in broken danish , and english.
whilst trying to do my danish exam homework, keep my cat from fucking my place up and telling my boyfriend to shut the hell up with sim city!
however i did make my 1000kr goal for the day so im good !xo
Caseycurvaceous
07-11-2016, 02:56 PM
LOL I was just going to say because I already worked 6 hours + and lost my shit with so much stupidity.. ..
and that too i swear theres only so many times i can sit and say no politely before i flip a switch and tell them all to suck my strapon!
Caseycurvaceous
07-12-2016, 04:41 AM
I should be online right now but its 1:40pm and i need lunch , and i want to go down to the beach to get groceries and play pokemon go whilst on the move...
plus i really want that green juice from the bakery place! ahahah
i feel lazy as hell right now- but targets gotta be hit!
KPTfiend
07-12-2016, 05:40 AM
^lol pokemon go! My coworker is finding those lil buggers all over the porn store its hilllaarriioouisss, there was one in the parking lot by the dumpster, one in the condom bowl, and one in the dong case. I can't wait til he finds one in the arcade hahhah picachu in the glory hole!
***did not cam tonight*** I feel "guilty" because I need the money. But after a 52 hour work week and spending 2-5 hours on cam after my job, I really needed a day to be normal again. I slept in, did my deep cleaning, ordered pizza, and watched red box movies with my B/F and my cat tonight. And now I ALMOST feel human again. Gunna get a good nights sleep and CAM MY ASS OFF tommorow. $$$ !!!
Staples
07-12-2016, 06:59 AM
My mother fucking upload speed is shit AGAIN and I had a less than 1FPS frame rate when I tried to get on cam. So much for actually getting 40 hours in this week. I thought my internet provider fixed these issues but alas that is not the case so that is why I'm not on cam.
Caseycurvaceous
07-12-2016, 08:54 AM
BAHAHAHAH thats hillarious!
well now im for sure getting online at 8pm till 11pm to work and then im done as i have school in the morning and need to be fresh and alert for 6hrs of mentally draining language training!
aimming to do 40hours this week between 5 sites and reach my payout target for the month xo
SweetLilyRaven
07-12-2016, 12:49 PM
My kids are home for summer vacation, which always knocks me off my camming schedule (not that I had one when they were in school). I also ate something last night at the local pizza place that has me running to the bathroom every half hour and giving me chills and body aches on top of that. It's hot and muggy and there's a thunderstorm brewing so I can't even kick the kids outside while I lounge miserably on the couch...
I've been throwing a pity party for myself for months now and still working on overcoming serious anxious and depression since my divorce a year and a half ago. My PCP has changed four times and I still haven't hit on the right combo of meds to combat the mental and physical issues I've been having - not to mention having to convince each new doctor that I am actually ill. It just all fucking sucks.
anonymous camgirl
07-12-2016, 02:41 PM
I had that problem to.. the tech told me to keep resetting the modem and maybe i'll get to a different card as he put it..lol..
My mother fucking upload speed is shit AGAIN and I had a less than 1FPS frame rate when I tried to get on cam. So much for actually getting 40 hours in this week. I thought my internet provider fixed these issues but alas that is not the case so that is why I'm not on cam.
KPTfiend
07-16-2016, 09:54 PM
I just can't fucking do it tonight. I'm sitting at work litteraly nodding off like I'm in high school math class right now. I'm just too exhausted from non stop working. I feel shitty about it because it's saturday night and $$$ is out there! But I can't...I won't....I'm spending the night in my pajamas watching tv with my sweetums and cat...that's all there is to it....
of course one of the voices in my head just said "well you can puts the vouyer room on couples account preciousess and maybe makes some little monies! Yes precious just some little monies!?" Nooo! No damn it! Im not getting on cam tonight! Stop it gollum. Go away.