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Susperia
10-07-2016, 12:51 PM
Fuck, I got my husband's cold and I feel like total shit. Throat hurts and nose is running/sneezing. I need to make my goal this week and now I can't even log on cuz I feel like shit....ugh
JaneBurgess
10-07-2016, 01:20 PM
I had to take a break. Damn PMS is killing me right now, sucks.
LoraDoll
10-07-2016, 11:10 PM
^ Same. Yesterday I was so angry, I would just like to punish all of them, and only was able to argue with guys. :D Not that they dont deserve, but anyway...
So today, I was like... should start my shift but in the same time:
https://media.giphy.com/media/ieNQQpuMHsWGs/giphy.gif
Day off. :D
MintCreams
10-08-2016, 04:45 PM
Depression
Cutie101
10-08-2016, 06:07 PM
Because I slept like a cow. Lately I sleep about 10 hours per day and I feel like shit because I miss my working hours.
I am on cam anyway, now... 3 hours later than i was supposed to be.
BambiCutie
10-09-2016, 03:42 PM
Roommate's doggy won't stop whining, almost like a tiny baby he follows me around and prefers to lay next to the bed making small yaps. Granted..he is not a small size breed, but this is starting to get on my nerves because it loses clients who can't hear me. Its nice having time to stream, but this puppy has serious separation anxiety.
MintCreams
10-09-2016, 06:49 PM
First and hopefully worst day of my period
SkoomaQueen
10-09-2016, 08:14 PM
I just ate Thanksgiving dinner (it's that day in Canada) not even sure if I could fit any of my cam outfits right now.
Susperia
10-10-2016, 11:40 AM
Fuck this cold....missing yet another day on cam...:(
Anna_X
10-10-2016, 12:23 PM
Because my vibe is totally fucked waiting for my ex to move out. Next week I'll be on Every - Single - DAY.
And there will be prosecco. Lots of prosecco.
caramelcraze
10-11-2016, 12:26 AM
My new home brew was finally ready today... so I drank a bunch of my lovely 8.5% IPA and made a salmon dinner because I fucking could. Back to reality and camming tomorrow.
xxxGothBarbie
10-12-2016, 03:18 PM
If my stupid disrespecful roommate wasn't playing video games outside my curtains I would be online. Asshole woke me up too early bc no one here believes in being quiet while others are trying to sleep or work. So fucking leaving this dump at the end of the month, I've had it.
AnotherLily
10-31-2016, 06:29 PM
I just caught up with an old friend I have not seen in years. I ate and drank too much and had an awesome time. Best Halloween I've had in a while.
anonymous camgirl
10-31-2016, 06:41 PM
Because I didn't want to be all happy wearing a Halloween costume not making money like what I am hearing today.
Susperia
10-31-2016, 06:42 PM
Because its Halloween, gonna get my scare on!
Marina Starr
10-31-2016, 06:54 PM
Because I don't feel like being a hoe tonight!
BambiCutie
10-31-2016, 07:07 PM
Sitting in the dark with a lit pumpkin watching Interview of The Vampire, while checking out my tip/sound vibrator..roomate walks in..awkward times. He just walked away with a weird expression laughing under his breath. Reason for not being on cam right now is the dog slammed into my knee full force from around the house. (Both running, poor thing.) My leg has been difficult to move and is pretty swollen.
CandiceS
10-31-2016, 09:53 PM
Because I'm irritated, my website is slow, I'm fucking pissed at one of my regulars for being a disgusting liar and I just can't deal. Period
JackAlexander
11-01-2016, 04:35 AM
Getting molar pulled in a few hours. I am in pain and not able to take ibuprofen until after surgery. :'/
I jsut want to sleep until ready to go, but this is my normal rise and grind time, so I am trying to occupy myself.
Got my period. Ran around like a mad woman today and I'm just not feeling $ today. I need some time off anyway so today it is. Back to work tomm.
JackAlexander
11-02-2016, 12:50 PM
DAMN of course I am itching to get on when I CAN'T. My mouth is still sore from extraction.... I also fear talking in FC or doing something in a show without thinking (instinctively sucking on a dildo) will give me dry socket.
I am going to give it a few more hours... see if I can limit my talking and toys
E.S. Camgirl, Ph.D.
11-02-2016, 02:09 PM
Totally legit reason I'm not on cam: because I quit motherfucking streamate and I'm taking the next two weeks to shoot 48 clips to re-open my c4s store (for privacy reasons I closed it last month) and open another on iwc and maybe consider mv as well. I have 9 finished clips, 16 more scripts, just from the last 36 hours, and a new hd-slr camera to play with. I'm shopping for props today.
I'm lucky to be in this position but that makes me no less overwhelmed with excitement.
That is my totally legit reason for not being on cam right now. Streamate murdered my creativity.
drearea
11-02-2016, 06:12 PM
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I PRESSED START SHOW BUT DIDNT WTF
I was like, DAMN streamate is slow. Nah girl, YOURE SLOW.
Glamourmilf
11-02-2016, 06:23 PM
Because I'm waiting for the World Series Game to be over.:-\
Susperia
01-12-2017, 06:56 PM
Reviving this thread! I am not on cam right now or haven't been on cam this whole fucking week because I got nailed with the flu and my period. I haven't been able to get out of bed the past 3 days. This fucking blows. Hoping I can get back on cam tomorrow or Saturday.
Chellyinparadise
01-12-2017, 08:07 PM
Reviving this thread! I am not on cam right now or haven't been on cam this whole fucking week because I got nailed with the flu and my period. I haven't been able to get out of bed the past 3 days. This fucking blows. Hoping I can get back on cam tomorrow or Saturday.
Sorry to hear hope you start to feel better soon.
drearea
01-12-2017, 08:21 PM
I am just not even able to go into all the reasons I have been unable to cam but for personal reasons ive been basically not working since Christmas and need to do some travel before I can work again, but I'm itching to get back on! I have my travel on Saturday and on Sunday I'm ready to start 2017 right!
Melyssax
01-30-2017, 06:44 PM
PMSinggg:-\
Susperia
02-09-2017, 07:31 PM
I am not on cam due to a 3 day migraine, my period, and my vanilla job is demanding extra days from me.
drearea
02-09-2017, 07:38 PM
I'm watching youtube videos on how to build work ethic. Heh.
LoraDoll
02-09-2017, 10:29 PM
was not on cam for 2 days coz I dont wanted to . Btw the Boiler in my bathroom just broke, so actually there s no water at all.
Only place I could have a shower, was the gym. Yesterday I wasted many hours to go and buy a new boiler lol. :D
Tomorrow the plumber ll arrive, and hopefully ll fix it. :)
Jupiter77
02-09-2017, 10:51 PM
I'd be on but I don't wanna shave my legs.
I might not want to shave them tomorrow either.
Who knows
seashell
02-10-2017, 01:38 PM
Period. And also, my internet connection has been wonky.
AnotherLily
02-10-2017, 01:43 PM
Just got back from a couple's massage and it's date night.
Marina Starr
02-10-2017, 01:45 PM
Don't shave, stay hairy. Men love hairy ;D #hairyqueen
I'd be on but I don't wanna shave my legs.
I might not want to shave them tomorrow either.
Who knows
drearea
02-10-2017, 01:46 PM
Just got back from a couple's massage and it's date night.
Jealouss! I'm gonna be doing a day off/date night with my cutie in a hotel room with a Jacuzzi the day after Valentine's day. We both are expecting busy days at work the day of (oh and the hotel room is half the price for the day after as opposed to the day of lol)
drearea
02-10-2017, 01:47 PM
Don't shave, stay hairy. Men love hairy ;D #hairyqueen
I shaved my armpits a week ago and my time in paid chat on SM went down by 10%. UGH. I actually like shaving my pits but I make so much more money with them hairy.
Marina Starr
02-10-2017, 01:51 PM
There are so many Hairy Kings out there looking for Hairy Queens to spend on. #stayhairy #HairyQueens #HairyKings
I shaved my armpits a week ago and my time in paid chat on SM went down by 10%. UGH. I actually like shaving my pits but I make so much more money with them hairy.
KarinaGiselle
03-09-2017, 04:36 PM
Necro time:
Had an awful depression stage :(
vennominaga
03-10-2017, 07:10 AM
I'd be on cam right now but I'm watching 2 Broke Girls
kortneykay
03-10-2017, 11:14 AM
I'm not on cam right now because I'm recovering after a 5 hour back to back text binge which ended at 6am and am still in bed recuperating.
SexxiLexxi
03-10-2017, 02:06 PM
Not on cam right now because I'm hungry so I have to make myself some food. Then I don't know if I'll hop on or not - I havent decided if I can handle the bs right now lololol. We'll see after I've had some food and I'm no longer hangry lololol
lilmerry
03-10-2017, 06:00 PM
My cat is asleep on my knee. She looks so comfy... I refuse to move her. ;)
Well that and it's my day off.
JenniTS
03-10-2017, 06:15 PM
Not on cam right now cuz I don't feel like putting on makeup and I am drinking a shandy..... :P Good enough reason for me....
BabyKali
03-11-2017, 12:18 AM
I actually have a really legit reason not to cam right now and I'm not using it. I think I broke my ankle this morning. My husband, my best friend, her mom and everyone else keeps saying, "Hey, that's really broken." And I just keep powering through because A) No insurance. B) Too broke to pay out of pocket. 3) Don't want to miss work. It's pretty stupid, honestly, because this hurts and could probably mess me up pretty bad if I don't get it fixed, but I don't wanna seem like I'm just being a pussy.
CocoaBunni
03-12-2017, 07:21 AM
I'm not camming like normal because my roommate is a pain in the ass...actually LISTENING to me while I cam and then complaining about me having loud sex(she doesn't know I cam). Ugh can't wait till I move outta this hell hole...kinda hard to get into the show when you can see a shadow of feet underneath the door or hear footsteps back and forth by my door. smfh.
Marina Starr
03-12-2017, 09:47 AM
What do you tell her you do for work? It's hard to cam with sound without your roommate knowing when you live in the same house.
When I used to have a roommate, I'd say I do hair which is true then I'd hoe on the side but I always hoe without sound.
I'm not camming like normal because my roommate is a pain in the ass...actually LISTENING to me while I cam and then complaining about me having loud sex(she doesn't know I cam). Ugh can't wait till I move outta this hell hole...kinda hard to get into the show when you can see a shadow of feet underneath the door or hear footsteps back and forth by my door. smfh.
AnotherLily
03-12-2017, 11:14 AM
^Cocoa ask her to at least slip a $10 under the door if she's gonna pressing her ear to listen in.
SexxiLexxi
03-12-2017, 02:12 PM
I'm not on cam right now because I have a ton of vanilla work to get done. I'm very far behind because I have an attention span of a child and get caught up in doing other shit rather than the fuck crap I NEED to do. Ugh. Buuuuut I'm getting on cam tomorrow night while hubby is at school. Yes! Finally, a night shift!! lol I'm a night owl to my core.
BabyKali
03-12-2017, 05:03 PM
Oh, it's hurts like hell. But, I've hurt this same ankle a million times, so I'm pretty much just use to it. My husband keeps begging me to go to the doctor and I refuse. I'm just really stubborn and don't wanna miss work.