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Crystalxoxox
03-14-2017, 02:31 AM
I'm not on cam right now as I'm on my lady week :/ :

AuroraJade
03-14-2017, 07:57 AM
I just wrote down all the reasons of my relationship problems and I am going off for a while because I cant handle this fucking shit any more.

LolaLu
03-14-2017, 08:30 AM
I shaved my armpits a week ago and my time in paid chat on SM went down by 10%. UGH. I actually like shaving my pits but I make so much more money with them hairy.

OMG REALLY?!?!?! I HATE hairy pits. What a dilemma?!

LolaLu
03-14-2017, 08:33 AM
I'm not on cam right now cos I'm feeling down on shit at the moment :-( Gonna look at motivation and building work ethic vids instead (Thanks for the latter idea Drearea)

AnotherLily
03-17-2017, 09:54 AM
I'm not on cam right because I'm packing and will be spending the weekend in Toronto. =D

xxxGothBarbie
03-18-2017, 12:33 AM
Because my bed is so welcoming & cozy laying here watching Unsolved Mysteries & I made my low goal for the day.

bbwbrianna
03-19-2017, 01:51 PM
I am in a severe state of depression. Sitting in front of my cam talking to idiots would only cause me to have a mental breakdown. And given how camming has been lately it wouldn't even be worth logging on when I have other ways to make money.

BabyKali
03-19-2017, 03:23 PM
My depression is really bad, right now, but I'm trying to keep it together so I can pay bills. I already started late af today. :/


I am in a severe state of depression. Sitting in front of my cam talking to idiots would only cause me to have a mental breakdown. And given how camming has been lately it wouldn't even be worth logging on when I have other ways to make money.

ZoeLee
03-19-2017, 03:53 PM
Because my kids are up.

I've been arguing with my husband all day.

And because I'm exhausted from pulling an all nighter (and day) Friday night.
I just want to sleep for like a week.

heavymetalgirl
03-19-2017, 07:29 PM
Well it's shark week for me, 5 fuckin days early this month. I was going to do a new photo shoot and a whole bunch of other things this weekend, now all that has been scrapped for the next 5-7 days. I really wish i could take birth control pills, but I can't (long story).

BabyKali
03-19-2017, 07:37 PM
I just started taking them a couple of weeks ago, now I'm just going to do some real dumb shit where I just take them back to back and don't have one for three months. Hopefully it doesn't hurt anything.


Well it's shark week for me, 5 fuckin days early this month. I was going to do a new photo shoot and a whole bunch of other things this weekend, now all that has been scrapped for the next 5-7 days. I really wish i could take birth control pills, but I can't (long story).

maddiebabe
03-20-2017, 05:08 AM
Only thing I can say on that topic is that hormonal birth control made me fat... I pretty much almost instantly lost a lot of weight when I stopped that and got a copper IUD.. (beware makes periods heavier) but it is worth it for me as it is non hormonal and lasts like 12 yrs

BabyKali
03-20-2017, 04:12 PM
That kind of defeats the purpose for me. I don't want to have a period at all. I used to have one every 2 weeks until like a month ago when I started birth control.


Only thing I can say on that topic is that hormonal birth control made me fat... I pretty much almost instantly lost a lot of weight when I stopped that and got a copper IUD.. (beware makes periods heavier) but it is worth it for me as it is non hormonal and lasts like 12 yrs

whirlerz
03-20-2017, 07:58 PM
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Ginnyyy
03-23-2017, 02:36 PM
Because....my BDay

Glamourmilf
03-23-2017, 03:23 PM
Because....my BDay

Happy Birthday Ginny! Hope you're doing something special for yourself today.:queen::party2::cheers:

h0ttie
03-23-2017, 03:51 PM
because i have to wait for the start of the hour to get ready lmao...professional procrastinator

Ginnyyy
03-23-2017, 03:54 PM
Happy Birthday Ginny! Hope you're doing something special for yourself today.:queen::party2::cheers:

Thank youuuu!:) You are spoiling me ^_^ Have an awesome week-end. :*

Ginnyyy
03-23-2017, 04:01 PM
because i have to wait for the start of the hour to get ready lmao...professional procrastinator

Wow I usually say I am going to let my lunch digest a bit in the stomach and them am going to enter on after checking the last things needed but diggestion is such a bitch and makes me feel sleepy in some ocassions.

maddiebabe
05-03-2017, 03:51 AM
Internet crapped out on me I hate Comcast

kortneykay
05-04-2017, 03:43 PM
I have to wash and deep condition and do my hair (gonna take 3 hours), and work out before I can get on. It's going to be a late night. Plus, I'm high af and chillin right now, lol.

Susperia
05-08-2017, 06:18 PM
My 15 year old cat has a tumor that is leaking blood and I was just told he won't last much longer, so I am gonna take some time off and spend extra time with him. I am a mess thinking of a world without him, so I cannot get on cam tonight.

Arwen25
05-09-2017, 03:26 AM
Oh no I am so, so sorry, Susperia. Big hugs.

Susperia
05-09-2017, 10:17 AM
Thank you Arwen,

TheBrownFox
05-09-2017, 11:33 AM
Because I hate my life, and don't need to be on cam having a breakdown, and giving trolls something to have a Field Day over.

kortneykay
05-09-2017, 11:35 AM
Because I need to run errands for my grandparents, and I'm going to bring them dinner, as well :D I'll be on late until the night though, after the gym. Gonna be a longggggggggg day.

Susperia
07-17-2017, 07:37 PM
Because I am on my period and my new kitty cat arrives tomorrow and he is going to be living in my room forthe first few days. I can't wait to meet him!!!!

ravenskyy
07-18-2017, 02:08 PM
Because I'm pregnant and dealing with ALL DAY sickness. I need to be on cam but the idea of looking at a penis or faking an orgasm makes me want to vomit.

JackAlexander
07-19-2017, 07:51 PM
is it legit to be so tired from only having 5 hours of random sleep and so tired I just want to go to bed but I am fighting the urge and trying to muster up some energy, even if for one hour... Bed at 11:30pm, up at 2:30 am, back to bed at 5am then back up at 7am...no reason at all...

MissRoxxxie
07-20-2017, 01:49 PM
Because I just found out about Chester Bennington and I'm too shocked and too sad to do anything but drink wine and listen to Linkin Park :(

kortneykay
07-21-2017, 05:15 PM
Gearing up for a long ass camathon. Meal prepping and getting on my warpaint.

bbwbrianna
07-22-2017, 07:07 PM
Because the so called men who go on cam sites before midnight or the wee hours of the morning are trash.

ChocoChanel
07-23-2017, 04:05 PM
I'd be on cam right now if it weren't raining outside...and rainy days always make me want to curl up on the couch with popcorn and movies. I'd also be on cam if I had the energy to go shower, put makeup on, and climb back into the most uncomfortable office chair in creation. I might also be on cam right now if I hadn't brought a spiked coffee out to the bus stop, shared it with another single mom next door, had her come back to my house and got a bit tipsy by 9am...

However...I did film a clip of myself destroying a bowl of popcorn in my pjs for my gainer custies. That counts as working, right??

I'd totally be on cam right now but im dying of laughter from this thread. ^^This is the best thing I've ever read lol

Mare
08-08-2017, 06:31 AM
INOCRN b/c it's Tuesday. Historically Tues has been a suck crusty asshole kind of day for me. So I have errands to do today. Yipee. And with any time I have left I will try to see how sucky this Tues is. There just isn't enough coffee for Tues.

BabyKali
08-08-2017, 09:50 AM
Me, I'm not even pregnant but the thought of any of this makes me wanna die. Think it's my birth control giving me migraines or either I've been taking my birth control and I'm pregnant. lol

CallistoMorgan
08-08-2017, 10:08 AM
I'm not on cam because I was up super early and I work a nightshift at my vanilla job and I'm already SO TIRED. I can't get out of bed, into the shower or make up. It's just not gonna happen. But I made vegan biscuits & gravy for breakfast this morning so I can say I had a totally productive day.

Brilynne
08-08-2017, 05:46 PM
Because I was definitely planning to get on at my schedule time but forgot about a date i had agreed for the same time. Whoops.Oh well, way more money than i wouldve made on cam!

caramelcraze
08-17-2017, 11:30 PM
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/16908767_281148438982891_2678189374964760576_n.jpg ?ig_cache_key=MTQ2MTU4MTI0OTg5ODc1Nzg0NA%3D%3D.2

it was bath day and my maltese keeps giving me the saddest look.

Blovely
08-18-2017, 07:44 AM
Because I worked myself into exhaustion. I am sooooo beat. I worked out 2 times a day this week 5 days straight...gym in the morning running in the afternoon, cam'd every day for hours on end and edited clips. Even though I was doing voyeur/ignore cam as I edited clips it was oddly still draining just not as draining as being interactive/engaging on cam or trying to be interactive/enraging on a slow day. My brain is also a little fried from focusing so hard on the monitor from editing.

I think I'm going to try to cam later tonight but for now I'm just going to veg out and maybe take a nap because I have like no energy and I'm sore af. I can't even say #tgif because I'm not done working. Thank god for my bed though because it feels so dam good, I feel like I haven't laid/sat down and watched tv in forever.

Ca$$4Ca$h
08-19-2017, 04:03 PM
Had a funeral today for an unrelated person to me and feel like going to catholic mass is enough work for this ho today:P Suprised I did not spontaneously combust!!

Wonder_Bra
08-24-2017, 01:06 AM
I've been really sick for the past 4 days :( its totally fucking up the week i had planned to cam 5+ hours a day using the new model status after creating a new account on MFC so I could be on daily pay w/ Boleyn..ugh why universe whyyyyy

seashell
08-24-2017, 12:45 PM
Not on cam because I have a rash all over my torso :(

Gonna head to the mall tomorrow and look for something I can use to hide my stomach... I needs moneyyy

JackAlexander
08-24-2017, 03:48 PM
Because my ego took a blow and I am now sally sad pants... where is that "Camming through heartbreak/depression/sad/etc." thread? This will soon pass, but damn......

Maybe I just turn on the cam and take it out on some subs...... yes......... ugh..... I don't feel like I have the energy to interact.....

UPDATE: It took another 3 hours before I made it on and it was worth it!!!

MissAnnabelleParks
08-25-2017, 01:52 PM
I don't have the mental capacity to deal with; anyone who doesn't know what they want, anyone who wants me to change outfits, anyone who wants me to dom them.

These may seem like small simple things most of the time, but I just don't have the energy to deal with that level of interaction right now! I just want to curl up and watch Ru Paul re-runs.

ALSO: I am only $35 off my target for tonight, but the never-ending stress of, "Will this take 15 minutes? Or will it take 3 hours?" is getting to me much more than usual.

I'm about to press "Online" again. Any second now. Honest.

EDIT: I did it, and immediately got a half hour sub show booked <3
I actually love subbing sometimes. It's so nice to just be able to switch off and not be constantly thinking; "What shall I do next? Is this going to be sexy enough to hold his attention?", instead it's just like; "Slap my titties? Yes sir!"

WendiStarr
08-27-2017, 07:42 AM
I'm a pms driven, raging bitch right now. Everything today either makes me want to feel like yelling and cussing up a storm or bursting into tears. Also, I feel a migraine coming on. There's no way in hell I can tolerate freeloading beggars right now without losing my shit and having my cam account suspended.

Kandigrace
08-27-2017, 06:07 PM
Because i returned to camming after what seemed like a year long hiatus and had the worst night....only made $4 on SM. I am really beginning to rethink camming cause my niche(black bbw) doesnt make shit anyway. I have very little patience for freeloaders. If i do decide to start camming again, its going to be in the nighttime after i have made some money for the day. I would never in my life dump all my eggs for this shit.

seashell
10-07-2017, 02:35 AM
Not on cam because I've been extremely stressed all week. Between my vanilla job, moving into a new apartment, and appointments at various government offices for my visa... I'm just worn out.

Gonna try some texting today and see how it goes.

EmPea
10-08-2017, 11:28 PM
I wasn't on cam for 10 days cause my roommate is an abusive psycho. I started back yesterday and I think I might clear $400-500 this week if she doesn't do anything else to try to ruin my life.

heyho
10-13-2017, 07:30 AM
Because I keep having to take breaks to jill off. I am the personification of horniness at a particular point in my cycle, it's awful. Is this how men feel all the time?

I feel like a cat in heat. I just want to rub up on a guy and mewl in his ear and chomp on his sweaty gross shoulder and be like, "Daddyyyy," even though that sort of thing gives me shudders and I'm a fucking domme and crushing men gives me life, but god damn I want him to smirk back at me from beneath my heel and then pull me to the ground and tell me how cute I look with the weight of him pinning me down

Okay I should stop.

I hate this!

kortneykay
10-13-2017, 02:48 PM
A close relative of mine passed away this past week so I've been out of town spending time with my family. Also, shark week decided to plop itself right in the middle of it all. It's been a very exhausting 2 weeks so I've been taking my time resting up. It was a happy funeral (my family wouldn't have it any other way), and I've grieved and am looking forward to getting back to work. This is the legit reason why I'm not on cam right now.