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jculp90
10-02-2015, 05:21 PM
I had every intention of staying home and camming like mad today, then my new bf that doesn't know encouraged me to travel to his county for a couple of days. So now I'm stuck in a pub reading stripperweb instead of hustling on my bed :/ Going to have to make up for this sunday night and monday and tuesday all day then I'm going to be knackered when I see him again and he will wonder why...

Should I tell him and risk losing him? Kinda at the point where I'd rather have money if he walked anyway. Have to wait until I'm back in the right town NOT getting an expensive train home with my dogs! When he is at work tomorrow might cam from his and pretend to regs I am in a hotel for the night... is that naughty?

when my gf didnt know i cammed i used it to my advantage. i told my custies they were my dirty little secret and they ate it up so much to the point i still pretend to my customers that she dont know

scarlettbelle
10-02-2015, 06:50 PM
Because my husband reeeeeally wants to watch The Office with me and eat ice cream. How can I resist??

The Scarlet Letter
10-02-2015, 07:12 PM
I'd be on cam right now if I didn't have a cold sore the size of Alaska on my lip. Aaaarrrgle! It's been a week and a half already! :O

xo_Maria_ox
10-02-2015, 07:18 PM
I would totally be on Cam but I've been on my period for 10 freaking days now! I ordered some sponges but they are too damn small... Ughhhhh!

Same! (The period part. Not the 10 days part, gah, that must be awful.) I have a Mooncup, but I just can't be bothered to... Also the room is a mess and for that to get cleaned up, I can't be bothered either. *sigh* Better days ahead, I guess. Last time camming made me $5 in an hour-and-a-half. At least I'm back on cam, huh?

SweetieBitch
10-02-2015, 10:38 PM
I'd be on cam right now if I didn't have a cold sore the size of Alaska on my lip. Aaaarrrgle! It's been a week and a half already! :O

Bummer, been there. Take a buttload of L-Lysine supplements (like a few grams a day), drink lots of water, and keep your lips covered in coconut oil. It'll help shrink it and lessen the scarring.

Also ice it and do the aforementioned things next time you feel the tingle, you might catch it before it gets really bad.

(Sorry for the thread hijack!) :)

jculp90
10-02-2015, 10:42 PM
I was going to get on until I remembered that my regular who bought me a certain toy was on and i couldnt get on and use that toy because i was suppose to play with him first before i used it and if i cant use that toy then screw it im not getting on even if i did my makeup....makes perfect sense in my mind so more netflix it is!

bbcakezxo
10-03-2015, 01:44 AM
id be on cam right now if my macbook pro didnt start glitching and freezing on me >.< its basically unusable at this point. apparently theres an issue with late 2010- early 2012 macbook pros. apple usually takes forever for fixes so i need to find something else to use in the meantime. i also took last week off to work on music, so im really behind. but, using this extra time to relax and regather, long music seshs always stress and wear me out.

JustCallMeBree
10-03-2015, 05:57 AM
Because my Norton ran out so I have to uninstall it and reinstall a new virus protection and malware program plus it's raining to nicely and my bed is so warm. I had a shitty day yesterday ( I made $10 in 5 hours) so my hustle hard attitude needs a pep talk from Chipotle.

hyori
10-03-2015, 08:40 AM
Because I've decided to make today my day off instead of tomorrow.

webcamcutie
10-03-2015, 10:41 AM
Legitly not on cam yet because I had a busy night, stayed on late, went to bed late, woke up late, ate some pizza for breakfast like a fatty and now I'm letting my food settle before I get back online before PP end and don't actually feel stressed to slave at my computer today cause things are looking up! And I'm totally being lazy... worked hard last night and my lady bits hurt, need to ice them shits, haha. And I'm reading this forum too, of course!

Jinxxi_
10-03-2015, 11:27 AM
Because I ate some dodgy sushi and am fairly certain I am dying. The bathroom and I are becoming very close friends.

SimoneGray
10-03-2015, 01:16 PM
Because I just woke up from a happy 6 hour sleep. I'll get my day started soon.

RaeRae
10-03-2015, 01:30 PM
Because I'm at my mother in law's house watching my husband die repeatedly in Super Mario Maker stages while my brother in law and I give him shit.

kortneykay
10-03-2015, 03:08 PM
Because it's my 1st full day off in 6 days and I'm still kind of working arousr. But fuq cam.

kortneykay
10-03-2015, 03:10 PM
Because I ate some dodgy sushi and am fairly certain I am dying. The bathroom and I are becoming very close friends.

And we'd rather you do it now than on your cruise shit- I mean ship. *teehee*

Issabelle
10-03-2015, 04:23 PM
I'd totally be on cam right now, but it's the first day I haven't felt like death since, like, Wednesday because nasty cold and ALSO the first day in a week that my canker sores have healed enough that I can consume something besides tea and applesauce but MOSTLY it's 38 minutes until the pay period resets and I may as well wait until everyone logs of SM before I make my re-entry.

Besides, I was snuggling my dog earlier and he accidentally head-butted me in the lip, so I'm waiting for the barely-noticeable swelling to go down.

Also, there's a new episode of Blue Bloods on and my dad sent me a slice of home made apple pie. I'm gonna enjoy that shit.

audritwo
10-03-2015, 04:33 PM
Because my husband reeeeeally wants to watch The Office with me and eat ice cream. How can I resist??

God that's hot.

EffyRose
10-03-2015, 10:07 PM
I'm not on cam right now because I'm stoned and watching the last episode of Shameless.

sexysusie
10-03-2015, 10:18 PM
Because it's 6.20am on a Sunday morning and no one else in my country is awake!...

euro_princess
10-04-2015, 07:01 AM
Because I'm spending time with my new puppy and I totally love it!

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/6/26/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-26284-1372261583-12.gif

RaeRae
10-04-2015, 10:00 AM
Because it's so cold in my house that I'm wearing gloves. My husband is going on about trying to save on heat this year. Gonna have to get a space heater (since my old one died last winter.)

anonymous camgirl
10-04-2015, 11:05 AM
because I am eating a tunafish sandwich and it was slow and boring..lol

pippapippa
10-04-2015, 11:17 AM
Because my city is on the news for how flooded it is right now. Even though I have power and am dealing with just mud, I'm going to milk this excuse for a few more hours.

anonymous camgirl
10-04-2015, 02:20 PM
Because I am feeling stressed!.. And the streamate guys aren't showing me much love today.. uggh to them

SimoneGray
10-04-2015, 02:29 PM
Because I slept...and it wasn't my scheduled shift time. Still isn't.

Issabelle
10-04-2015, 02:36 PM
Because putting my whore face on is too much of a bother at the moment. Lord, I'm being lazy. My football team isn't even playing today...

SweetLilyRaven
10-05-2015, 12:21 PM
My lower back hurts, I have to clean the upstairs apartment for the tenant who's moving in next week, and I'm relaxing before my kids come home in 15 minutes.

Issabelle
10-05-2015, 02:19 PM
I had a good shift and went to take a power nap at 8 a.m. At 9:30 a.m., my alarm went off, I sat up to turn it off, and then it immediately died as the power went. It just turned back online an hour ago. I should probably be online by now but...totally legit morning off!

SoloDesire
10-05-2015, 03:13 PM
Because my boyfriend decided to act like a child and start an argument with me right as I was getting ready to log on. With the mood I'm in right now being online and dealing with SM is not going to go well for me. Might as well just call it a day and curl up under my blanket at this point.

Alylondon
10-05-2015, 04:28 PM
Because its cloudy and rainy and I missed my afternoon shift because I was at the mall buying make-up and Monday night football is about to come on

SimoneGray
10-05-2015, 11:37 PM
Because the power has been out for the last 8 hours...so I'm going to go shopping, buy some pretty clothes and makeup and come home and then hopefully I'll be able to work.

curiousgirl80
10-06-2015, 10:39 AM
Because I took a nap. Now i'm watching Twilight.

Candy_Woman
10-06-2015, 12:52 PM
I'm not working now because my health problems I have perpetually exhausted. Besides, I'm watching my sick kitten. And the last time I did not work a cent, not what motivates me a lot.

webcamcutie
10-06-2015, 05:27 PM
I ate a Halloween whopper from Burger King.. and now I have #greenpoo.

Glamourmilf
10-06-2015, 06:15 PM
Because my city is on the news for how flooded it is right now. Even though I have power and am dealing with just mud, I'm going to milk this excuse for a few more hours.

Ugh! Thats prob gonna be me this winter when el nino hits where I live.

LoraDoll
10-06-2015, 10:03 PM
coz i ve done 9 hours today and feel fucking enough. :meditate:
time to get the cookies from the fridge and download a moooviiieee. <3

Issabelle
10-07-2015, 05:41 AM
I'd totally be on cam right now, but I just got a shitty rating after accidentally kicking Mr. Surprise!Incest instead of blocking him and now I'm just annoyed because it's not poor enough for support to remove for me. So now I'm sort of sulking instead of camming. Oops.

BustyVixen
10-07-2015, 10:07 AM
Because I am pooping. TMI

Cutie101
10-07-2015, 11:34 AM
Because I'm watching this and I tottaly feel the same when I am about to get ready for work (or get ready for something).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o4uDXft_pU

SimoneGray
10-07-2015, 01:51 PM
Because I had a total meltdown earlier after one too many guy called me a "big girl" or said my ass was too fat or gross.I maybe have 10-12 extra pounds on, not much, but its still a huge point of insecurity for me. Thank goodness I didn't melt down on cam, I just ranted on Twitter, but I need to cool off.

IllyriaStorm
10-07-2015, 02:09 PM
First day of my period, super anxious feeling, so I keep telling myself I'll get on cam later and I'm watching Pitch Perfect and eating almond Hershey kisses. I HAVE to get on cam tonight, I haven't gotten on at all yet this week.

charlie61
10-07-2015, 03:21 PM
P.S. Credit where it's due: I got the idea for this thread out of the Ladies Only! thread charlie61 started on excuses to not be working at the club tonight. :)

:highfive:

SweetLilyRaven
10-07-2015, 06:28 PM
I'm finishing cleaning the upstairs apartment, taking trash to the dump, and generally trying to get a bunch of things crossed off my to-do list that are costing me time and money. I should be back on cam next Monday (or even this weekend if I get the painting done early!) and without any reasons not to get my ass on cam again...

I guess these really are legit reasons not to be on cam...so I'll throw in there that I'm also being extremely lazy about getting all of the above stuff done. Technically, it all should have been done last month!

SoloDesire
10-07-2015, 06:42 PM
Because I got bored...so bored I couldn't stay on another second!!

LittleSexBunny
10-07-2015, 07:47 PM
because my modem is running like shit!!! I have a download speed of fucking 3!!! No wonder my week has been shit!!! I'm fucking kicking suddenlink's ASS!!

This explains EVERYTHING!! How do i go from making like 70 an hour to 20!! Kicking myself for not figuring this out a week ago. I really thought it was sm ...

I missed out on so much money I feel like an idiot now. The only reason i figured it out was because I kept perving on rooms. Surely EVERY model wasn't lagging... it had to me-and it was! So irritated.. I hope the stupid raccoons I fed didn't eat the line outside. Never again.

Now i have to wait on a stupid tech...to get his stupid ass out here...UGHHHHHHHHHHH

but hey! At least I'm not ugly like i thought I was anymore lol

I'm still logging on and rocking this shit tho! Tech comes tomorrow. Today will just be crap.

_________
117 with shitty fucking internet. Luckily it's mainly just the download speed which is terrible... so it's not hurting my cam too much. The random grainy issue is killing me tho. But hey, that's another 100 bucks I wouldn't have if i just, "took the night off." Logging back on as soon as my cam will let me.....

RaeRae
10-07-2015, 08:54 PM
Because my husband is in the bedroom with all of my lights and toys. Can't wait until I have enough money to set up a cam room again so I can work whenever the fuck I want.

EllieGold
10-07-2015, 09:56 PM
American Horror Story. That's why. :)

Candy_Woman
10-13-2015, 11:07 AM
42887

Glamourmilf
10-13-2015, 11:24 AM
Because Saturday was moving day. Also When I got to my new place, Palm Tree branches laying heavily on outside wires, caused my internet and cable to go out. Crew didnt get it fixed until late last, (Monday) night.

kortneykay
10-13-2015, 11:41 AM
Wasn't feeling too good yesterday but still worked my texting gig. I'm not on right now because I need to work out first. Once that's done and I'm all showered up, I'll be armored to take on free chat and ban and kick thine enemies from thine room.