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takiaya
10-13-2015, 04:28 PM
I have a newborn, working on content videos instead for now. Going to attempt to work a few hours hear and there after my doctors appointment to make sure all my stuff up in there is healed in a week.

ocamgirl
10-13-2015, 04:46 PM
I'd totally be on cam right now, but I have a cold sore that I thought was a zit and I tried to pop it... I probably should have stopped at cold sore lol. >_>

IllyriaStorm
10-13-2015, 06:30 PM
I'd be on cam but I just got off after a dead hour and I'd rather watch the Democratic debate.

EffyRose
10-13-2015, 07:21 PM
Bernie!

IllyriaStorm
10-13-2015, 08:16 PM
Bernie!

Hell yeah! He's definitely been killing it tonight.

Bumble_BiiBii
10-13-2015, 11:01 PM
I would be on, but instead of sleeping last night, I laid in bed figuring out how much money I was losing because of signing up with IM when I didn't know any better. *yawn* I'm sleepy today.

EffyRose
10-14-2015, 12:16 AM
Hell yeah! He's definitely been killing it tonight.

Oh yes! #feelthebern baby!

SweetLilyRaven
10-14-2015, 09:54 AM
Because this morning, I schlepped my mother to Walmart for her to buy all the cheap crap she could fit into the car. Then I had coffee and cigs on the back porch with my neighbor. I have 2 hours before I have to get my daughter from school, and I have managed to turn my phone lines and I'm uploading some clips to edit on at least, but between lack of time and shark week, there's no chance in hell I'm getting on cam right now...plus, I want to watch season 10 of Supernatural.

kortneykay
10-14-2015, 05:28 PM
Because I'm high as a fucking kite and decided to smoke the rest of my 420 now so that I run out because I'm obviously not a very productive cammodel when I smoke, lol.

jculp90
10-14-2015, 05:52 PM
Because I'm high as a fucking kite and decided to smoke the rest of my 420 now so that I run out because I'm obviously not a very productive cammodel when I smoke, lol.


next time you gotta share 42894 lol

MissMoore
10-14-2015, 06:07 PM
I have zero energy to do anything but surf the web and read. I rather be on right now but I rather not risk not putting on good shows and being a complete bratzilla.

sovereignv
10-15-2015, 11:45 AM
Supposed to go on cam for the first time in a week (had to leave the country to go to a family funeral in my homeland) but my cat had surgery today and they said there was a 10-20% chance she would die from the anaesthesia. As a massive pessimist I basically assumed I would never see her again so it seems incredibly cruel to kick her out of my room right now.

But I will... in a bit.

ETA: Went online anyway, she's way too doped up and exhausted to try her usual asshat antics (like jumping onto my lap when I'm camming), poor baby. It's going to take a while to take back that placement.............

ETA2: Can't believe I thought she was ever too tired for her asshat antics.

caramelcraze
10-15-2015, 08:03 PM
I should really be on cam, but I just moved and I'm finally setting up my lighting. That shit is hard to get right, especially when there are built in mirrors involved!

Issabelle
10-16-2015, 11:14 AM
To celebrate a successful shift, I got high. I started in on the munchies and chatting with my dad. Half-way through I realize he is also high and it's been ages since we were high together. We started bickering about goofy nicknames he gave my dogs (Princess Buttercup for one) an we realized he'd never seen Princess Bride. So I'm not on cam right now because I'm sitting on the couch forcing my father to split another bowl with me and watch Princess Bride.

SimoneGray
10-16-2015, 11:22 AM
^^ That sounds all levels of amazing.

I'm not on cam because its Friday night and I'm straightening my hair and drinking an Olivia Pope sized glass of wine. Will be on later.

Kitcatt
10-16-2015, 01:13 PM
I just got back from vacation and Jet Lag, JET LAG. Hoping to be able to get back on tomorrow and be productive

xCamLovex
10-18-2015, 03:57 PM
I got salmonella poisoning. After 3 days of fever diarrhea and stomach pains I started my period. Oh my!!!

Issabelle
10-18-2015, 04:25 PM
My football team just lost and I actually cannot with life right now.

TheBrownFox
10-20-2015, 07:20 AM
Because I can't seem to broadcast without either getting kicked out of my chat room, or my video constantly freezing up. :( I think it's time to get a new webcam (whenever I can come up with the money for it...). *sigh*

BambiCutie
10-20-2015, 07:37 AM
Woke up late, hair looks crazy, SM Encoder won't stop repetitively crashing soon as I open it. (Can't even get through the main login before it freezes) See what support says I guess. :/

kortneykay
10-20-2015, 07:45 AM
I'm not on cam this second because it's shark week and I overslept. Now I'm about to work out, shower, eat, and get ready. Then I'll be on cam :D

SweetLilyRaven
10-20-2015, 10:16 AM
I'm not online at the moment because my lovely Benefactor just got me a new iPhone6s Plus and I'm having to learn how to use it after years with an Android. So much to learn!

I may or may not be also waiting to enjoy a good licking from the upstairs neighbor who moved in a few weeks ago...what can I say? It's been FOREVER since i've had someone else giving me orgasms. When he leaves, I'll use that rosy afterglow to my advantage on cam.

SimoneGray
10-20-2015, 01:02 PM
Mild food poisoning. I'll get on as soon as my meds have settled my stomach.

ShyCamgirlBB
10-27-2015, 02:06 PM
Have to wait for hubby to leave for work. But going to cam for hopefully 5 hours today. Make it rain!!!

SimoneGray
10-27-2015, 04:02 PM
I'm watching Monty Python. Nuff said.

AnotherLily
10-27-2015, 10:41 PM
I'm reporting the Munbai escort spam.

JGB2009
10-28-2015, 12:04 AM
Not on cam cause I am in a badddddd mood.

SuperPookie
10-31-2015, 03:45 PM
I'm not on because with the shitstorm that is the Streamate Halloween contest I'd be lucky to make 10$ bucks & it's not worth working one of my days off for that.

kortneykay
10-31-2015, 04:38 PM
Because I'm waiting for the kiddie poos to come ranggg mah doorrr belll. I am working my non free chat gigs though and nibbling on candy so I'm kind of still working.

webcamcutie
11-06-2015, 09:29 PM
It took me too long to run my errands, I'm only 100 away from my goal, I put 320g of hair into rollers and I can't find my roller cap, and I have a headache. I WILL make it on but I'll casually be late an hour, and then take an hour to take some pics if my hair turns out right..... soooo, yeah. I mean it's definitely legit reasons, right?

audritwo
11-09-2015, 08:51 PM
Well, I HAVE to go to pick up my preorder of Fallout 4 at midnight. Then I'm gonna be way too busy with that.

Serena-Shields
11-09-2015, 11:36 PM
I'm not on cam because I was out of cigs all day tbh, I HATE when a smoke-loving-whore reg comes in and asks for a show when I'm out of cigs!

webcamcutie
11-10-2015, 12:03 AM
Well, I HAVE to go to pick up my preorder of Fallout 4 at midnight. Then I'm gonna be way too busy with that.

It's okay Audri I think 99% of the male population with you is doing the same tonight, its so not busy, lol. Taking all I have not to take a week off to get buried into the game and they're not making it any easier with this slow crap!

IvyRose
11-10-2015, 12:37 AM
I refuse to stay on one more minute because my mouth is hurting from my fake smile
Back in resting bitch face -mode 43241

Serena-Shields
11-10-2015, 02:37 AM
I refuse to stay on one more minute because my mouth is hurting from my fake smile
Back in resting bitch face -mode -image-


I feel so silly because I know what doll that is- company, line, name, year released! Ha!

pinklemonade0
11-10-2015, 03:07 AM
because i tried this time yesterday and it was bad for me.
because i'm in my pyjamas

SimoneGray
11-10-2015, 03:09 AM
Because I just crawled out of bed. Happily my scheduled shift won't start for another two hours though.

webcamcutie
11-10-2015, 08:23 AM
Didn't know where to post this but I need to vent.
The last like 5-6 days the weathers been shitty and I've actually been having issues streaming since last Wed night, I went outside today to the side of my house to take my dogs out because its more sheltered than the back yard and found my internet interface boxes both open AGAIN and everything in there is wet. How long has it been like that? I don't know, how did it get like that? I don't know. Luckily I have the text number of the tech that helped me fix all my problems and he's going to come over later this afternoon to make sure everything is working as it should, but its an awful coinky dink that everything was working fine until the bad weather the other day and now I see my boxes open and lines exposed. grrrrrrr. So thats why I'm not on cam yet cause I had to talk to him and my network test is sketchy, but I'll get on for a few hours anyways and hope it works okay. :(

kortneykay
11-10-2015, 08:37 AM
Because I need to work out, drop off 2 panties for shipping at the post office, and because merrpp. Don't wanna, but I will because I have to and if I don't cam, I've failed my future earning potential.

IvyAdams
11-10-2015, 08:54 AM
if I don't cam, I've failed my future earning potential.

I need to put this all over everything in my house.

Violet_Z
11-10-2015, 09:35 AM
I'm not online right now because I'm sad about everything in my lingerie drawer being ruined. Almost 1000$ worth of stuff dead. Because a mouse got in there and died and I didn't open the drawer for 2 weeks because the stuff I wear most often is in a laundry basket.

Well I think it's ruined. I don't think the smell of death is coming out....

MQOH
11-10-2015, 09:49 AM
I'm not online right now because I'm sad about everything in my lingerie drawer being ruined. Almost 1000$ worth of stuff dead. Because a mouse got in there and died and I didn't open the drawer for 2 weeks because the stuff I wear most often is in a laundry basket.

Well I think it's ruined. I don't think the smell of death is coming out....


That's horrible! I am so sorry to hear that! I'd try like an entire bottle of white vinegar in the wash or a whole box of baking soda. Ugh. I thought you were going to say a mouse got in there and chewed it all up. He may as well have.

hyori
11-10-2015, 09:51 AM
I'm not online right now because I'm sad about everything in my lingerie drawer being ruined. Almost 1000$ worth of stuff dead. Because a mouse got in there and died and I didn't open the drawer for 2 weeks because the stuff I wear most often is in a laundry basket.

Well I think it's ruined. I don't think the smell of death is coming out....

A whole bunch of new stuff for your wish list! Tell your guys you have a lingerie/panty crisis, they will come through for you!

jculp90
11-10-2015, 10:58 AM
Because pizza :)

audritwo
11-10-2015, 06:03 PM
I refuse to stay on one more minute because my mouth is hurting from my fake smile
Back in resting bitch face -mode

http://i.imgur.com/WwmGaxv.jpg

euro_princess
11-10-2015, 06:24 PM
I am sad. I might get my period soon. I constantly think that my puppy will live only 10-12 years. She's only 4 month old and I refuse to imagine my life without her.
Who the fuck thought I'll love a dog so much?
So fuck you, eco system! Why can't dogs live forever?

Pizza, give me some loving.

audritwo
11-10-2015, 07:22 PM
I am sad. I might get my period soon. I constantly think that my puppy will live only 10-12 years. She's only 4 month old and I refuse to imagine my life without her.
Who the fuck thought I'll love a dog so much?
So fuck you, eco system! Why can't dogs live forever?

Pizza, give me some loving.

Thats how I was the other day. Ugh female hormones , you da worse!

DancesWithSloths
11-11-2015, 03:18 AM
Totally would have been on cam this morning, but I took so long studying the MyFetishLive thread that I'm now running late to an appointment. *headdesk*

IvyRose
11-11-2015, 03:38 AM
Didn't know where to post this but I need to vent.
The last like 5-6 days the weathers been shitty and I've actually been having issues streaming since last Wed night, I went outside today to the side of my house to take my dogs out because its more sheltered than the back yard and found my internet interface boxes both open AGAIN and everything in there is wet. How long has it been like that? I don't know, how did it get like that? I don't know. Luckily I have the text number of the tech that helped me fix all my problems and he's going to come over later this afternoon to make sure everything is working as it should, but its an awful coinky dink that everything was working fine until the bad weather the other day and now I see my boxes open and lines exposed. grrrrrrr. So thats why I'm not on cam yet cause I had to talk to him and my network test is sketchy, but I'll get on for a few hours anyways and hope it works okay. :(

Hope you got it fixed again!!!
I saw you the other day on cam and your stream looked good to me =)

SimoneGray
11-11-2015, 04:21 AM
Just finished a killer indy session. Not on cam because lunch is needed. Very badly.