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webcamcutie
11-11-2015, 09:06 AM
Hope you got it fixed again!!!
I saw you the other day on cam and your stream looked good to me =)
Thank you for letting me know this! I appreciate it, he's still on his way to fix the box today he got held up yesterday but I was having DL speeds of 0.06 and UL speeds of 0.02 last night. haha. But it should be all sorted today. ;)
webcamcutie
11-11-2015, 09:08 AM
Didn't get on last night and possibly not today because I can't walk and having issues getting around the house, I literally spent my entire evening cleaning the house literally and cleaning my life, literally as well. Lesson well learnt never be nice and let a 'friend' stay with you. So glad this drama will be over with and I can have my simple carefree QUIET life back. I'm too nice sometimes, not anymore. Sooo sooooo done.
Looking forward to way less stress in my life, it was weighing on me too much, perhaps when I get back if not tonight but tomorrow, my resting bitch face will be a lot less, lol.
anonymous camgirl
11-11-2015, 01:05 PM
I am going through that now myself.. my sister and her friend has been living with me for a month now.. and my youngest son just moved back in.. 5 people in 1000 sq feet.. and it is hindering me from putting in my hours costing me a ton of money,.... fuckers!
Didn't get on last night and possibly not today because I can't walk and having issues getting around the house, I literally spent my entire evening cleaning the house literally and cleaning my life, literally as well. Lesson well learnt never be nice and let a 'friend' stay with you. So glad this drama will be over with and I can have my simple carefree QUIET life back. I'm too nice sometimes, not anymore. Sooo sooooo done.
Looking forward to way less stress in my life, it was weighing on me too much, perhaps when I get back if not tonight but tomorrow, my resting bitch face will be a lot less, lol.
IvyAdams
11-11-2015, 01:07 PM
I am sad. I might get my period soon. I constantly think that my puppy will live only 10-12 years. She's only 4 month old and I refuse to imagine my life without her.
Who the fuck thought I'll love a dog so much?
So fuck you, eco system! Why can't dogs live forever?
Pizza, give me some loving.
LOL I swear these are the exact thoughts I had the past couple of days.
SimoneGray
11-11-2015, 01:09 PM
Because I'm scrolling through Twitter and laughing at all the people who are genuinely mad about the Starbucks Red Cups. Really? LOLOL
CharlieTen
11-11-2015, 02:17 PM
I didn't sleep at all last night, so logged off after making £40 my cut and decided to relax and think about sleeping :)
DancesWithSloths
11-11-2015, 02:28 PM
Because apparently when I start playing my music, my cam starts making a piercing whining hum. :-O
Stayed without music for an hour, but I don't know how to be sexy without my tunes :-/
audritwo
11-11-2015, 02:36 PM
Because I'm scrolling through Twitter and laughing at all the people who are genuinely mad about the Starbucks Red Cups. Really? LOLOL
Yeah because there are totally not more important issues.
The internet has created a world of coddled babies. EVERYTHING IS OFFENSIVE!
Marina Starr
11-11-2015, 02:42 PM
If Red Cups ruined their Christmas then they fucking need Jesus!
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t94/tsmelania/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif (http://s158.photobucket.com/user/tsmelania/media/k32kd2_zps6ab6701f.gif.html)
Because I'm scrolling through Twitter and laughing at all the people who are genuinely mad about the Starbucks Red Cups. Really? LOLOL
kortneykay
11-11-2015, 02:46 PM
Because I had a crazy 24 hours and I'm sleep deprived so either I'm going to bed now to nap for 4 hours and hustle, or once I'm down, I'm staying down until tomorrow's shift, lol.
webcamcutie
11-11-2015, 03:34 PM
I am going through that now myself.. my sister and her friend has been living with me for a month now.. and my youngest son just moved back in.. 5 people in 1000 sq feet.. and it is hindering me from putting in my hours costing me a ton of money,.... fuckers!
Its wayyyy too stressful and I'm wayyyy to territorial, I'm too nice to say no so from now on I'm not answering my f'ing phone. I've helped way too many ppl in my life and they always take my kindness for a weakness and I'm done with it. No more Ms nice gal, back to peace and quiet, and yes my bills went through the ROOF! 9 months of living with me paying nothing and causing me grief and stress was 8.5 months way too long.
Madisonlx21
11-20-2015, 07:23 PM
My head is pounding, I'm exhausted, stressed, not to mention I'm in the middle of my period (which isn't an excuse, but it's probably why I feel so shitty) I just can't bring myself to get online tonight and I'm pissed about it because it's payday for people and it won't be for me because I'm being lazy and hurting. *pout* No point in not being able to put my best foot forward and scaring all the guys away though... So instead, I'll work on my content sales, marketing, and networking.
sovereignv
11-29-2015, 01:51 PM
I was all dressed up and ready to stream when I realized how god damn dirty my hair is. No corn starch can save this.
Marina Starr
11-29-2015, 01:55 PM
Baby power works wonder. Not to mention your hair will smell like baby's ass/Johnson & Johnson.
I was all dressed up and ready to stream when I realized how god damn dirty my hair is. No corn starch can save this.
sovereignv
11-29-2015, 02:16 PM
Thanks Marina! I usually go corn starch/dry shampoo route but tonight was... something else. I've already showered and ruined my makeup anyway ;D
SimoneGray
11-30-2015, 06:01 AM
Because I literally have the period from hell. No clue what's up but its bad. Very bad.
Susperia
12-18-2015, 02:44 PM
I am not on cam right now because I am sick. It started with a sore throat on Tuesday, I took all the vitamins I could to fight this virus off. I cammed a bit Weds night and decided to give myself a 2 day break until I'm feeling 100% again. I am starting to feel better, but I have a headache and don't feel like dealing with cam custies right now. So there is my legit reason for not being on cam.
kortneykay
12-19-2015, 02:38 PM
Because I just got back from the gym and I'm about to inhale food and bev.
AnotherLily
12-20-2015, 12:41 AM
I'm drunk as fuck in Brooklyn with friends and fly home in a few hours.
SimoneGray
12-20-2015, 12:49 AM
I'm watching a show and having breakfast...I might also need to go out and get a new bed set.
Glamourmilf
12-20-2015, 02:30 AM
Im going to sleep. And I'll probably sleep in tomorrow too. Made my December goals, so its time to rest before going back in for the next round.:zzz::sleep:
MistressX
12-21-2015, 12:16 AM
Because the bf is in town and I hardly ever get to see him! Leaving for Maine on the 22nd so I get like 2 days with him...
43686
gypsy1
12-21-2015, 12:24 AM
Cuz my room is full but no one is tipping. Giving it a break for a little
Issabelle
12-21-2015, 01:11 AM
Because it took me three hours to do my hair and make up before wrangling my dogs. And then I needed to install updates to my non-camming computer. And then I hit the hot tub for a few minutes.And then my nail polish needed to be touched up. And now I need to wait for the polish to dry so I can get online.
gypsy1
12-21-2015, 01:26 AM
:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'( Because technology sucks sometimes.
Chellyinparadise
12-21-2015, 09:25 AM
Because the bf is in town and I hardly ever get to see him! Leaving for Maine on the 22nd so I get like 2 days with him...
43686
Hope you have an amazing time with him you are a cute couple :) Enjoy it!
seicento
12-21-2015, 09:59 AM
Because my fostered kitten ruined my curtains and I dont want to be seen from the outside.
Ha!I always had good cats ,never ruined things.God blessed me with this devil now so I can see why others are complaining that kittens are destructive.
hyori
12-21-2015, 10:29 AM
^^ They are born that way...seriously, I have a cat that just loves to destroy and conquer. He's gone through couches, armchairs, office chairs, screen windows, screen doors, carpets, rugs and he can open cabinet doors, garbage cans, and recycling bins. He is also "special" and forgets there are window panes and will try to full on jump through them when he sees something exciting outside. I can't have a Christmas tree or he will climb it and we will all die from an electric fire. I have a hard time keeping him away from the wreath on top of our mantle. Thank god for Scat Mats. That fucker gets a static shock any time he even thinks of setting foot near the mantle.
seicento
12-21-2015, 11:46 AM
^^ They are born that way...seriously, I have a cat that just loves to destroy and conquer. He's gone through couches, armchairs, office chairs, screen windows, screen doors, carpets, rugs and he can open cabinet doors, garbage cans, and recycling bins. He is also "special" and forgets there are window panes and will try to full on jump through them when he sees something exciting outside. I can't have a Christmas tree or he will climb it and we will all die from an electric fire. I have a hard time keeping him away from the wreath on top of our mantle. Thank god for Scat Mats. That fucker gets a static shock any time he even thinks of setting foot near the mantle.
Oh my god,yours is even worse.No christmas tree here either,because of the little devil.I found him chewing my christmas lights in my cam room earlier.Because destroying my curtains wasn't enough lol.
Chellyinparadise
12-21-2015, 12:36 PM
I just got a kitten from my daughter for christmas and he is finding everything to get into and just goes crazy... haha needless to say ive missed some work trying to get him situated and get used to everything. He wants to get into everything.. i mean EVERYTHING haha wearing me out already LOL
Sunnylexie
12-22-2015, 03:37 AM
It's rather "a totes legit reason why I'm ignoring my chat" but I'm playing Fallout 4. Well, it's slow anyway 8)
On a pissed off note: Win10+Steam= the Ultimate Evil. My male character shagged a dude and now I'm getting gay male ads all over the Chaturbate. Seriously.
BustyVixen
12-22-2015, 08:34 AM
Migraine
hyori
12-22-2015, 10:58 AM
Very heavy flow today, ugh, and the fact that I think my body is creating the Hope diamond due to all the material backed up in my bowels.
caramelcraze
12-22-2015, 12:00 PM
My baby is sick... and by baby, I mean dog. I think I'll just sort & reorder my wishlist for the next couple hours while I keep an eye on her.
Chellyinparadise
12-22-2015, 12:07 PM
My baby is sick... and by baby, I mean dog. I think I'll just sort & reorder my wishlist for the next couple hours while I keep an eye on her.
Aww im sorry to hear, hope your baby gets better soon. Thats hard to deal with, sorry youre going through that hugs
Issabelle
12-26-2015, 11:01 AM
Waiting for my nails to dry between shifts and my parents decided to bring me a plate of yummy food as a surprise. Eh, cam can wait another hour...
MsJess
12-26-2015, 11:49 AM
couse i'm gonna cook lunch! i'm hungry :D
webcamcutie
12-26-2015, 10:09 PM
Oh my god,yours is even worse.No christmas tree here either,because of the little devil.I found him chewing my christmas lights in my cam room earlier.Because destroying my curtains wasn't enough lol.
My first Christmas with kittens. My tree took me a whole day to set up and was beautiful, and now it looks like a crumpled up Charlie Brown tree. Next year I'll have to do something different. Lil shits.
Issabelle
12-27-2015, 01:13 AM
My first Christmas with kittens. My tree took me a whole day to set up and was beautiful, and now it looks like a crumpled up Charlie Brown tree. Next year I'll have to do something different. Lil shits.
Tin foil ladies. Tin foil everything. They hate the sound. They hate walking on it. Yeah, it looks a little ghetto, but if you put it in layers from the center of the tree out to the edges (and tape it down--they'll try to bat it away, the little shits!) it should dissuade them. They can still take a running leap at the sucker, but they won't be going in from underneath anymore.
Also get a spray bottle. Like, one of those powerful 20 foot shooters. Spray them anytime they so much as look at the tree while you're in the same room. They'll still sneak in when you're gone, but it'll help a bit during the day. My kitties got to sleep in their own room during the night at Christmas time because they'd take our trees to the floor at 2 a.m. otherwise. Little shit-shit-fuckers. I swear to god.
charlie61
12-28-2015, 05:59 PM
My first Christmas with kittens. My tree took me a whole day to set up and was beautiful, and now it looks like a crumpled up Charlie Brown tree. Next year I'll have to do something different. Lil shits.
I saw something funny online the other day. Basically, a Christmas tree is a combination of everything we encourage our kitties to play with during every other day of the year: lights, wooden posts, balls, etc. How are they supposed to know the difference between the giant version and the stuff that belongs to them? Issabelle has a great suggestion above to use foil to dissuade them...I've never tried that. :)
Susperia
12-28-2015, 06:01 PM
I just started my period, my sister has traveled to town for a visit, and my basement is flooded. So I won't be on cam much this week.....ugh.
seicento
12-29-2015, 02:53 AM
Tin foil ladies. Tin foil everything. They hate the sound. They hate walking on it. Yeah, it looks a little ghetto, but if you put it in layers from the center of the tree out to the edges (and tape it down--they'll try to bat it away, the little shits!) it should dissuade them. They can still take a running leap at the sucker, but they won't be going in from underneath anymore.
Also get a spray bottle. Like, one of those powerful 20 foot shooters. Spray them anytime they so much as look at the tree while you're in the same room. They'll still sneak in when you're gone, but it'll help a bit during the day. My kitties got to sleep in their own room during the night at Christmas time because they'd take our trees to the floor at 2 a.m. otherwise. Little shit-shit-fuckers. I swear to god.
I know about the spray bottle but I didnt want water everywhere .But I think I may have to use it on my little one because he really is naughty,especially when I go to bed ,he starts doing shit and wake me up .
Anyway ,I posted because tin foil.Are you sure they hate it ?Because if so ,I must have some weird cats,they all love tin foil,everytime I use it they start meawing asking for it so I sometimes make them balls of tin foil to play with.They love the noise,I can tell.
seicento
12-29-2015, 03:00 AM
My first Christmas with kittens. My tree took me a whole day to set up and was beautiful, and now it looks like a crumpled up Charlie Brown tree. Next year I'll have to do something different. Lil shits.
My little fake tree ended with only 3 ornaments that I removed this morning.I don`t know where the rest are.I might find them next year hahah.I didn`t want to make a big real tree because I knew what will happen.The bigger cats had 0 interest in it but for the kitten it was a huuuuge attraction.So as they grow,we can think again of having christmas trees I guess.
Issabelle
12-29-2015, 06:50 AM
I know about the spray bottle but I didnt want water everywhere .But I think I may have to use it on my little one because he really is naughty,especially when I go to bed ,he starts doing shit and wake me up .
Anyway ,I posted because tin foil.Are you sure they hate it ?Because if so ,I must have some weird cats,they all love tin foil,everytime I use it they start meawing asking for it so I sometimes make them balls of tin foil to play with.They love the noise,I can tell.
Wow, yes, you might indeed have the weird ones, lol. My cats love using inappropriate things as scratching posts (especially if their scratching post is four feet away) and tin foil scares them off really well. I've also heard of people using mouse traps (set UPSIDE DOWN) to scare off wandering paws, but that freaks me out a bit personally because obvious safety concerns. It's also been suggested that you use extra sticky duct tape or something similar rolled into a circle with the sticky sides out and put that around the base in a thick layer. They don't like that either.
GeezLouise
12-29-2015, 08:43 AM
My totally legit reason I'm not on cam right now is because my back is absolutely killing me. It hurts to walk, stand, sit and I haven't had a proper sleep in a few days.
But of course with all the holidays there is no room at the chiropractor or doctor for some proper painkillers. :(
imelly21
12-29-2015, 10:54 AM
Hello for the first time.
Hi everyone!:)
I am not on cam right now because I am watching other models on my sites who are on cam! haha
hyori
12-29-2015, 11:01 AM
Wow, yes, you might indeed have the weird ones, lol. My cats love using inappropriate things as scratching posts (especially if their scratching post is four feet away) and tin foil scares them off really well. I've also heard of people using mouse traps (set UPSIDE DOWN) to scare off wandering paws, but that freaks me out a bit personally because obvious safety concerns. It's also been suggested that you use extra sticky duct tape or something similar rolled into a circle with the sticky sides out and put that around the base in a thick layer. They don't like that either.
I've tried tinfoil, sticky tape, Vick's VapoRub etc. all of the internet recommended tips and tricks and the ONLY thing that works on my big ass cat is the Scat Mat. I know it sounds cruel with the static shock, but it's better than a $5K vet bill taking all the non-edibles out of his intestines.
The thing is I know this cat will probably outlive all of us and eat our dead bodies. He could out stubborn a mule and kill every last cockroach after a zombie apocalypse.
His saving graces: he will eat all the bugs, he protects our house better than our dog and he'll pose for instagram pictures.
Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 04:52 PM
Very bad cycle this month, just laying in bed with cramps.. hoping for it to ease up soon. Probably end up taking few days off unless it subsides some to manage to work.
Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 04:55 PM
My totally legit reason I'm not on cam right now is because my back is absolutely killing me. It hurts to walk, stand, sit and I haven't had a proper sleep in a few days.
But of course with all the holidays there is no room at the chiropractor or doctor for some proper painkillers. :(
Hope you feel better soon. Sorry youre in pain.
BambiCutie
12-29-2015, 04:59 PM
Procrastination, waiting for my squirting dildo to arrive (didn't take the large size into consideration, glad it can be resold) Chores that need to be done, 12,000 thoughts and not enough time to think about each one. Also the period cramps I can relate, few weeks ago had my bf pick up over counter Midol and the wait was terrible..thank you heating pads!:heartbeat