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Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 05:02 PM
Procrastination, waiting for my squirting dildo to arrive (didn't take the large size into consideration, glad it can be resold) Chores that need to be done, 12,000 thoughts and not enough time to think about each one.

Did you happen to get the peter north one, i got that and it was insanely too big for what i needed it for .

Marina Starr
12-29-2015, 05:06 PM
It is because I am making Indian Curry:

Whole Paycheck organic chicken
Chaokoh coconut milk
Indian curry powder
Broccoli
Sweet potatoes
Yukon potatoes
Carrots
Green Scallion
Tomatoes

Served with Jasmine white rice. #itsgoodtobefat #whowantssum?

Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 05:07 PM
It is because I am making Indian Curry:

Whole Paycheck organic chicken
Chaokoh coconut milk
Indian curry powder
Broccoli
Sweet potatoes
Yukon potatoes
Carrots
Green Scallion
Tomatoes

Served with Jasmine white rice. #itsgoodtobefat #whowantssum?

That sounds delicious!
That jasmine rice is amazing.. love it hope you enjoy.

Marina Starr
12-29-2015, 05:09 PM
Cum over :)
girlswithcrampsunited

That sounds delicious!
That jasmin rice is amazing.. love it hope you enjoy.

Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 05:09 PM
Cum over :)
girlswithcrampsunited

Haha i wish! :)

Marina Starr
12-29-2015, 05:11 PM
I hope you feel better. I got no cramps and not caming. #slacking #lazy #idontwanna

Haha i wish! :)

Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 05:14 PM
Procrastination, waiting for my squirting dildo to arrive (didn't take the large size into consideration, glad it can be resold) Chores that need to be done, 12,000 thoughts and not enough time to think about each one. Also the period cramps I can relate, few weeks ago had my bf pick up over counter Midol and the wait was terrible..thank you heating pads!:heartbeat

I get them horrible in my legs, i agree with the heating pad. It helps tremendously. Hope you can get on cam soon and make that money :)

Chellyinparadise
12-29-2015, 05:17 PM
I hope you feel better. I got no cramps and not caming. #slacking #lazy #idontwanna

Thanks :) Having some of that curry and a ladies night sounds much better anyhow than camming at the moment

Kitcatt
12-29-2015, 06:16 PM
Because I went on vacation and I have jet lag...and a rash...if I could I'd just stay offline until the shit went away but waiting till tomorrow sounds like a good alternative ;)

BadBitch
12-30-2015, 10:14 PM
Tin foil ladies. Tin foil everything. They hate the sound. They hate walking on it. Yeah, it looks a little ghetto, but if you put it in layers from the center of the tree out to the edges (and tape it down--they'll try to bat it away, the little shits!) it should dissuade them. They can still take a running leap at the sucker, but they won't be going in from underneath anymore.

Also get a spray bottle. Like, one of those powerful 20 foot shooters. Spray them anytime they so much as look at the tree while you're in the same room. They'll still sneak in when you're gone, but it'll help a bit during the day. My kitties got to sleep in their own room during the night at Christmas time because they'd take our trees to the floor at 2 a.m. otherwise. Little shit-shit-fuckers. I swear to god.

Yep. What she said. Meow!

Someone22
01-01-2016, 12:33 PM
I would like to work, but I'm not supposed to insert anything for 4 weeks. I just had a leep done and need to let my cervix heal. So far I haven't had much discharge/bleeding at all, so I maybe could offer non-penetration shows but I think for now I'll just rest. I would be annoyed if guys kept asking for penetration or why I won't do it. Maybe later on I'll try making a couple videos, like a hitachi video and a boob play video clip.

It also sucks that when my 4 weeks are up, my period is due to start again, so really I'm out for about 5 weeks. I'm thinking of buying one of those menstrual sea sponges to try that once my period is lighter.

crazycatdude
01-02-2016, 03:58 AM
Because I'm watching Saved by the Bell reruns, and I just got approved for talktome. Plus I've already uploaded a video today. I'll get on later today haha.

heyho
01-02-2016, 05:41 AM
Before every cam sesh I can be found spending at least 20mins procrastinating, checkin myself out like

http://41.media.tumblr.com/148120d639f28b08c3fba779300f8a80/tumblr_nk3wq0OObY1qfn43to1_1280.jpg

CharlieTen
01-02-2016, 09:55 AM
I'm not on cam right now because my crap looks like vomit and my stomach feels like crap.
I'm lacking my usual pep, and am going to smoke some j's to help me recover - being stoned on cam is no fun either. I have enough saved for rent this month so it's not a very big deal.
Time to curl up with some movies. Back to normal hours tomorrow, might even do 10 hours if the fancy takes me :3

Staples
01-06-2016, 10:09 PM
I'm not on cam right now because apparently the scratchy sore throat voice is a boner killer and I keep falling asleep sitting up because NyQuil

BambiCutie
01-06-2016, 10:18 PM
I'm not on cam right now because my crap looks like vomit and my stomach feels like crap.
I'm lacking my usual pep, and am going to smoke some j's to help me recover - being stoned on cam is no fun either.

lol, I've found I can never smoke being on cam cause soon as I relax, someone says something incredibly stupid. (Btw your gif is hilarious!)

SimoneGray
01-07-2016, 03:58 PM
Illness...plus its like 38 Celsius here and I can't sit in synthetic lingerie under hot professional lights right now...helll nahhh

Chellyinparadise
01-07-2016, 07:21 PM
Have the flu, hitting me hard. Hope it gets better soon its awful.

Chellyinparadise
01-07-2016, 07:22 PM
Illness...plus its like 38 Celsius here and I can't sit in synthetic lingerie under hot professional lights right now...helll nahhh

Hope you feel better.

SimoneGray
01-07-2016, 08:07 PM
^^ You too :)

Staples
01-10-2016, 05:46 PM
I'm not on cam right now because the Golden Globes start soon and I'm still coughing like crazy.

Issabelle
01-10-2016, 06:02 PM
Because my ISP owner deserves to die in a fiery ball from hell.

No, but actually. Internet connectivity and speed issues for MONTHS that finally resolved in mid-December only for him to go 'oh hey, I just picked up all the customers from this company that just closed and, btw, my towers are now over bandwidth capacity. Sorry guys--new equipment won't be in until late December, nope, early January, jk, mid January, lolz wait, late January, eh nevermind: maybe SOMEDAY! so ya'll will just have to suck up the DCs and 2-3 mbps speeds up and down for a while. k thanks byiiii!'

whirlerz
01-10-2016, 06:15 PM
Ooh Idk GG's are on..
Anyway, I just got of the pool/sauna, & prev was defrosting my literally frozen car.
But, I am gonna give it another shot in a bit, unless I get too engrossed in my book. :)

BadBitch
01-11-2016, 09:19 PM
Have the flu, hitting me hard. Hope it gets better soon its awful.

Feel better!

SimoneGray
01-12-2016, 12:30 AM
Because...TV. Lame I know.

KittyCurious
01-12-2016, 01:51 PM
bc I am riding a cross-Europe bus from Black to Baltic sea now :)

Genoveve
01-12-2016, 07:59 PM
Because I was on for almost ten minutes and my PMS screamed GTFO.

FreakyFranky
01-12-2016, 08:31 PM
Because 2 very slow, agonizing hours later, I haven't made a cent and it's now time for a drink before I lose my mind... Off to the store I go. I'll be back. I think. Ughhh.

whirlerz
01-13-2016, 07:08 PM
B/c of disconnection issues, I will try again later tonight.

Issabelle
01-13-2016, 07:09 PM
There's fresh lemon meringue pie in my house made with home grown lemons. Fuck cam--there's PIE!

SimoneGray
01-13-2016, 08:10 PM
^^ Now I'm craving some haha

TheBrownFox
01-22-2016, 12:13 PM
If this blizzard gets bad to where I lose electricity, I'll have a good excuse for not logging onto ImLive tonight.

Chellyinparadise
01-22-2016, 12:39 PM
If this blizzard gets bad to where I lose electricity, I'll have a good excuse for not logging onto ImLive tonight.

Hope if it hits you stay safe and warm somehow. Hoping you dont lose electricity that is awful during cold winter months. I used to live in michigan so i know how bad winter can get. Hoping for the best.

SimoneGray
01-22-2016, 02:09 PM
Because Nip/Tuck is happening to me...

luvnrockets
01-22-2016, 02:17 PM
I'm doing deadlifts in 70 degree weather. That's why.

TheBrownFox
01-22-2016, 05:50 PM
Hope if it hits you stay safe and warm somehow. Hoping you dont lose electricity that is awful during cold winter months. I used to live in michigan so i know how bad winter can get. Hoping for the best.

Thanks, Chelly. I hate winter with a passion...

MistressX
01-22-2016, 06:04 PM
Because fuck Streamate right now. Right in the ass. With a big pineapple!

SoloDesire
01-22-2016, 06:06 PM
Because it's snowing and I wanna stare out of my window!!

t_plush
01-22-2016, 06:22 PM
I'm dancing in my head right now and the audience there all paid me to participate...
Okay, I'll find my way back on IRL soon, getting on cam is bound to move up on my To-Do queue
Just right this minute, this visualization feels so right :-)

t_plush
01-22-2016, 06:55 PM
If this blizzard gets bad to where I lose electricity, I'll have a good excuse for not logging onto ImLive tonight.

If you're talking about this blizzard with ice, I'm right with you. Yes, stay safe (like you would do otherwise, but you know...) cuz that power outage isn't cool. My power has been flickering all evening, but I pray that it keeps on flowing. It's how places are heated here.


Hope if it hits you stay safe and warm somehow. Hoping you dont lose electricity that is awful during cold winter months. I used to live in michigan so i know how bad winter can get. Hoping for the best.

Whoa Michigan winter... That's a-whole-nother matter, can't even imagine lol

By the way, so not on cam right now cuz during intermission of my mental show, I'm hanging out here and Netflix is running... Damn it.

lucyspoon
01-22-2016, 07:00 PM
Because my stomach had a really bad time at Chili's....I really need to stop going to chain restaurants, even if someone else is paying :/

Chellyinparadise
01-22-2016, 07:48 PM
If you're talking about this blizzard with ice, I'm right with you. Yes, stay safe (like you would do otherwise, but you know...) cuz that power outage isn't cool. My power has been flickering all evening, but I pray that it keeps on flowing. It's how places are heated here.



Whoa Michigan winter... That's a-whole-nother matter, can't even imagine lol

By the way, so not on cam right now cuz during intermission of my mental show, I'm hanging out here and Netflix is running... Damn it.


Haha i am in the south now, im so glad not to be there anymore grew up there most of my life so dont miss it. Hope you dont lose power as well. Stay safe.

KittenBabyx
01-23-2016, 12:27 AM
It's super slow right now on both sites I frequent so I figured I'd just chill, and I may or may not be a little grumpy right now hahah.

Melyssax
01-23-2016, 07:14 PM
I can't even log in :/

Mare
01-30-2016, 07:43 AM
Yesterday I had to wait half the day to log in. I was expecting a roofer at the place I'm at. So I finally get ahold of the property manager and he's a total fuckwit. Apparently they're waiting for approval from the absentee landlord. fabulous. So now I ask if they can call me when someone's coming out. I have pets and I want to be home. My guess is just like when the roofer showed up the first time and they were supposed to call but didn't. I'm afraid I will be in the middle of a rare lengthy private when they start pounding on the roof. This property manager is just an out and out liar and hires people that look like they're homeless.

RaeRae
01-30-2016, 12:14 PM
My washer is still running, and I need to take a shower before I can even consider hopping on cam as I am one nasty bb right now.

jculp90
02-02-2016, 03:28 PM
i was just about to hop on after having lunch with another cam bb when it started to storm and my dog is a little scaredy shit and wont get out from under my feet because it is thundering44151

P.S-ignore my dirty carpet thats right where the rat cage is and they always drop their shells from the sunflower seeds out of their cage

notameercat
02-03-2016, 06:58 AM
My totally legit reason for not being on cam right now is... My g/f has just got over a really nasty cold, and I woke up this morning with a bit of a runny nose, and I sneezed.... like twice. So I'm obivously coming down with the cold she had, but we don't have any lemsip in the house, cos she used them all, so I should probably take the day off to make sure I'm not ill, and rest up to get over it quickly if I am ill.

I'm aware this excuse is bullshit, and I just need to take an anti-allergy tablet and I'll be fine. So going to kick myself up the butt and get some makeup on - if I don't work today, then it's one less day's earnings to put towards our wedding this summer.

DancesWithSloths
02-03-2016, 07:08 AM
My legit reason is that I've taken some time off for the exams crunch, and turns out that I've lost so much weight through stress that my form-fitting cam wear looks like a fetching lacy tent. And I can't afford to replace it, because of all that time off I took.

I guess it's time for a loose t-shirt and cotton panties, like when I first started out...

Sunnylexie
02-03-2016, 07:44 AM
Because I felt a sudden urge to draw Arthur Maxson without his beard, ASAP. It's a matter of life and death.