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KatyBoleyn
02-03-2016, 09:21 AM
Because I felt a sudden urge to draw Arthur Maxson without his beard, ASAP. It's a matter of life and death.

That man made me lose my husband for a month. I just got him back a few weeks ago. (totally my type, btw)

JaneBurgess
02-03-2016, 11:36 AM
My sinus infection is making me tired and the pills leave a weird taste in my mouth. Ill cam like normal next week.

SimoneGray
02-03-2016, 11:59 AM
Because I am babysitting roast potatoes that refuse to roast...its been 2 hours on the right heat and everything and still nothing. Meh.

Sunnylexie
02-04-2016, 10:06 AM
That man made me lose my husband for a month. I just got him back a few weeks ago. (totally my type, btw)

I'm sorry to ruin it (https://41.media.tumblr.com/a9be2ee0213fe52dd1b11f9da73188f6/tumblr_o1z9m7yUol1s2soozo1_1280.jpg) for you, then.

sovereignv
02-05-2016, 02:55 PM
I did an hour of my planned 5-hour shift, then my housemates barged in to tell us someone we live with has been arrested. Naturally I'm a bit distracted and now I'm drunk too. :spin:

belledujour27
02-06-2016, 09:44 PM
Hi, new here!

Because I was out with the bf today and I wanted to look nice so I wore jeggings with tall socks for too many hours so now I have creases on my legs from my feet to my knees.

BadBitch
02-07-2016, 09:52 PM
My sinus infection is making me tired and the pills leave a weird taste in my mouth. Ill cam like normal next week.

Ugh. I have such a bad infection, too. The whole side of my face hurts. Fuck! Feel better!

AnotherLily
02-08-2016, 11:20 AM
Moved and getting things ready and exploring my new city via restaurants. Idk where the nearest post office is, but I know where to get breakfast all day, the best saag paneer I've ever had and a pretty standard phad thai.

belledujour27
02-11-2016, 07:31 PM
Because I strained my back on cam yesterday so my bf has been spoiling me with my favorite coffee and snack cake today while I veg on the couch with my heating pad and Netflix.

luvnrockets
02-11-2016, 07:33 PM
Because I strained my back on cam yesterday so my bf has been spoiling me with my favorite coffee and snack cake today while I veg on the couch with my heating pad and Netflix.

Ha, I strained my back too this week! I deadlifted my ego. Camming has been fuck-free this week.

I'm watching Rifftrax and drinking wine.

Mare
02-11-2016, 08:33 PM
Well, not right now. But for the past 2 months I've been dreading going online. If I miss my window of time I want to be on then I'm like damn. Might as well not bother. Or I get on and I'm not feeling it. So I log off. Then I realize I only gave it 10 min. So I log on. Stay an hour, can't take it. Log off. It's the fight against the boredom of it being slow and not wanting to kill my percent in paid. So that's why I'm not online like I should be. Right now I'm going to bed.

DancesWithSloths
02-12-2016, 12:10 PM
I had an interview for a part-time job, and they hired me, :) and now I'm having a massive adrenalin drop from the effort of being all presentable and impressive and stuff; so sleeeepy, I can barely keep my eyes open. :(

The first pay cheque won't be for weeks, possibly not till the end of March, so I could really do with getting my butt on cam.

Issabelle
02-12-2016, 05:02 PM
In an effort to get healthier and take better care of myself and shit, I finally bought a membership to the super swanky athletic club/gym in my town Monday.

Day 1 was just my old 'fitness test' to get an idea of where I was at after two years of being a sloth. Result: moderate intensity and sore as hell.

Day 2 was yesterday and I went back to the weight room. Lifted for 45 minutes and felt really good on my way out. Result: could not get out of bed this AM.

So, basically, I'm not on cam because I literally can't bend at the waist right now...

Susperia
02-12-2016, 06:23 PM
I'm not on cam the past few days cuz I am working extra hours at my vanilla job...too tired when I get home to bother getting on cam.

BadBitch
02-14-2016, 03:24 PM
Cause I'm taking a "Me Day".

luvnrockets
02-14-2016, 03:28 PM
It's Valentine's Day and I'm drinking Conn Creek Anthology, eating NY strip with gorgonzola cream sauce, and fries. And I'm making souffle for dessert.

Suck it, camming!

Glamourmilf
02-14-2016, 08:07 PM
Because its Valentine's Day, and none of my custies are around..."Always a Mistress, never a wife".:wife:

LustyLark
02-14-2016, 08:23 PM
Because I work a lot less on the weeks when I have my son. And he is currently still awake.

ENoire
02-14-2016, 08:34 PM
Was planning to get back on the camming horse last monday, but my boyfriend came round the weekend before and is really struggling with his mental health and has been here since... I'm worried he's a danger to himself, so really can't ask him to leave, but I've literally got £2 left in my bank. This sucks.

LustyLark
02-14-2016, 08:43 PM
^I hope he has an upswing soon. As someone who struggles with mental illness(es) I know how hard it can be so I am glad to hear you are so supportive.

ENoire
02-14-2016, 08:55 PM
^I hope he has an upswing soon. As someone who struggles with mental illness(es) I know how hard it can be so I am glad to hear you are so supportive.

Thank you <3

I know he'll be okay, it's just upsetting to see him like this and really not know what to do other than make sure he has his basic needs met and knows how much I love him. Trying to convince him to see his doctor, but he's completely lost faith in the support the NHS provides for people with mental health problems- I've experienced it myself, and they really are stretched to breaking point.

But anywho, just means i'll have to work harder when I do get on cam so that I'm cushioned financially if something like this happens again!

Chellyinparadise
02-14-2016, 10:05 PM
I had an interview for a part-time job, and they hired me, :) and now I'm having a massive adrenalin drop from the effort of being all presentable and impressive and stuff; so sleeeepy, I can barely keep my eyes open. :(

The first pay cheque won't be for weeks, possibly not till the end of March, so I could really do with getting my butt on cam.

Congrats on the job, hope it goes well for you.

Chellyinparadise
02-14-2016, 10:07 PM
Was planning to get back on the camming horse last monday, but my boyfriend came round the weekend before and is really struggling with his mental health and has been here since... I'm worried he's a danger to himself, so really can't ask him to leave, but I've literally got £2 left in my bank. This sucks.

I hope he starts to feel better soon that is very hard to deal with, sorry you are going through that. Hope you do well with camming when you go back and it helps you.

Chellyinparadise
02-14-2016, 10:09 PM
Cause I'm taking a "Me Day".

Glad to hear hope you had a great day :)

chloemay
02-14-2016, 11:17 PM
Because I just logged off, it's officially Monday and my day off. Just turned off all the cam lights, this is how normal people must feel on Friday. On topic: earlier this week I didn't stream due to, face issues- too much sneezing led to red nose, and my hair wasn't behaving. Stupidly I didn't film the sneezing fits.

Sunnylexie
02-15-2016, 11:16 PM
Trying to get the cat out of the sofa so I could fold it into the camming position.

hyori
02-16-2016, 11:26 AM
^^ LOL why do cats always do stuff like that?

I'm fighting some kind of nasty cold that I caught from my husband. I've become a snot factory and because of this sore throat I sound like Clint Eastwood. I'm so fucking tired. Ugh!

jackiebee
02-16-2016, 07:55 PM
Because I upsold my vanilla freelance client $225 worth of extra work (which they desperately needed, but still). Mama's takin' the day off!

BadBitch
02-16-2016, 09:46 PM
Trying to get the cat out of the sofa so I could fold it into the camming position.

Bwah ha ha hahahaha!

LustyLark
02-16-2016, 09:51 PM
Because, my son won't go the fuck to sleep. To be fair he does have a migraine but still kid I need money! Ahhh!

BadBitch
02-16-2016, 10:00 PM
Because, my son won't go the fuck to sleep. To be fair he does have a migraine but still kid I need money! Ahhh!

Aw. I hope he feels better!

LustyLark
02-16-2016, 10:11 PM
Aw. I hope he feels better!

Thank you, he has ADHD and his meds seem to give him migraines for days every now and again. Hoping he goes back to school tomorrow. Thank you for the kind words. I am; however, retweeting other model's posts on Twitter.

SimoneGray
02-17-2016, 05:13 AM
I woke up about 2hrs late so now I am scrambling to get all my shit done before my shift. Sigh.

ggminx
02-17-2016, 02:23 PM
trying to fix my stopped up shower drain with some pinterest cure...baking soda + vinegar bomb...on round 3. The freaking drain cover is screwed in and the screws are STRIPPED! wtf? smh as I pour baking soda through the tiny shower drain holes after the bottles of different crap I bought from the store didn't work

Issabelle
02-17-2016, 04:58 PM
trying to fix my stopped up shower drain with some pinterest cure...baking soda + vinegar bomb...on round 3. The freaking drain cover is screwed in and the screws are STRIPPED! wtf? smh as I pour baking soda through the tiny shower drain holes after the bottles of different crap I bought from the store didn't work

Plunger. Trust me on this--plunger and a lot of elbow grease.

ggminx
02-17-2016, 05:32 PM
Plunger. Trust me on this--plunger and a lot of elbow grease.

so will that make whatever is down there (probably a gaggle of my thick, coarse hair) come back up to the top of the drain or will it make it go down? I can't get those stupid screws out. The BS/Vinegar bombs seem to be helping slowly, but surely...but damn, I want whatever I do to work the first time. I'm thinking the plunger will be the tried and true safe bet

Glamourmilf
02-17-2016, 06:38 PM
trying to fix my stopped up shower drain with some pinterest cure...baking soda + vinegar bomb...on round 3. The freaking drain cover is screwed in and the screws are STRIPPED! wtf? smh as I pour baking soda through the tiny shower drain holes after the bottles of different crap I bought from the store didn't work
I tried that remedy once...reread...ONCE! Omg! I f.cked it up so bad.

LustyLark
02-18-2016, 05:08 AM
This has been a very bad week for me. It is hard enough to get on cam on the weeks where I have my son here (we share 50/50) but this week he has been home from school everyday. Ahhh hopefully he feels better tomorrow and can go to school. I love him and it is nice to see him so much but damn I need to pay the bills.

SimoneGray
02-18-2016, 06:12 AM
Overslept, need to do errands...getting back into a proper schedule is so hard

sovereignv
02-22-2016, 09:39 AM
My cat got put down today. I thought I'd be able to work later on and I still might but I'm so devastated. I can't believe I'll never see her beautiful face again.

Chellyinparadise
02-22-2016, 12:21 PM
My cat got put down today. I thought I'd be able to work later on and I still might but I'm so devastated. I can't believe I'll never see her beautiful face again.

Awww im so sorry, id give you a hug if i could. Try and rest if you can.

Issabelle
02-22-2016, 12:28 PM
so will that make whatever is down there (probably a gaggle of my thick, coarse hair) come back up to the top of the drain or will it make it go down? I can't get those stupid screws out. The BS/Vinegar bombs seem to be helping slowly, but surely...but damn, I want whatever I do to work the first time. I'm thinking the plunger will be the tried and true safe bet

Much like a clog in a toilet, the plunger should put increased pressure on the hair clog you've already been dissolving until it pushes through the pipes.


I tried that remedy once...reread...ONCE! Omg! I f.cked it up so bad.

...I'm intensely curious as to what went wrong here, honestly.

Fair warning to all--if you have very old, very weak pipes and the clog is still in full force (no other removal tried yet), this may not be for you, but if you've been slowly loosening up the clog and need a last push the plunger is an excellent strategy.

Alternatively, you can get needle nose pliers or a wire coat hanger bent into a hook and start manually pulling the clog out. It ain't pretty, but it works.

kinkydirtybitch
02-22-2016, 12:59 PM
Hair removing cream works a treat! My waist length hair could knit jumpers out of the shit I yank out of my drains!

Bootsie
02-22-2016, 04:41 PM
Because even though the flu is officially over, I have like ZERO energy. I am filming clips to get ahead and do SOMETHING, but aw fuck, between each clip I have to rest for about half an hour. Really hoping that tomorrow I will have some more pep in my step. Fucking flu!

Chellyinparadise
02-22-2016, 05:39 PM
I have the period from hell this month, thankful that i can take the time off when i need to. Just cant cam today. Resting in bed..

Chellyinparadise
02-22-2016, 05:40 PM
Because even though the flu is officially over, I have like ZERO energy. I am filming clips to get ahead and do SOMETHING, but aw fuck, between each clip I have to rest for about half an hour. Really hoping that tomorrow I will have some more pep in my step. Fucking flu!

Hope you feel better.

notameercat
02-23-2016, 08:19 AM
Because I just did a show with a gag, and remembered about 30 seconds after putting the gag in, why I don't use gags for anything other than photos. Stretched my jaw wider than is really comfy (my ball gag is tiny, but I grind my teeth in my sleep, so all the muscles around my jaw are tight as fuck), and am resting it for a few mins while I wait for the painkillers to kick in before I have to stick that stupid smile back on my face for free chat.

AvaLove
02-23-2016, 09:26 AM
With the exception of this past weekend, Google Fiber has been in and out my apartment last week and today.

IvyRose
02-23-2016, 09:34 AM
Because I was throwing myself a pity party for becoming ill and losing out on a lot of onlinetime the last couple of days
Pity party is now officialy over though, going back in the makeup!

KarinaGiselle
02-23-2016, 02:00 PM
"Totes legit" reason #300: I need to get a mani/pedi and get my eyebrows fixed but I don't wanna get off my chair 'cause it's too comfy.

It's a catch 22 I'm telling you!