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DeepThoughts
03-08-2016, 09:48 AM
Oh man the military guys it generally goes like this:
guy: I am in the military
me: thank you for your service
guy: will you show me your tits?
me: sure, you can tip or we can go private
guy: don't you appreciate what I do for our country?
me: 1) I did say thank you for your service, and 2) I am Canadian so it isn't even "our" country
guy leaves room
Oh Really!?!?!? So somehow your going to fight in a war entitles you to see women breasts whenever the fancy takes you? First go try it with a stranger on the street and lets see if what happens.
Alylondon
03-08-2016, 11:45 AM
I'm not on cam because SM is having another one of there contests and I don't give out deals or discounts so i'm taking off until the contest is over
Genoveve
03-08-2016, 03:22 PM
Oh Really!?!?!? So somehow your going to fight in a war entitles you to see women breasts whenever the fancy takes you? First go try it with a stranger on the street and lets see if what happens.
Yeah honestly when a guy's opening line is about them being in the military I just block because I figure why else would they open with that unless they are going to try and use it to get freebies? And I have customers that actually are in the military and guess what they didn't start blabbing about it right away. I assume all of those 'military trolls' aren't even in the military.
Magical_Hoohah
03-09-2016, 07:26 PM
I finally have a truly legit reason! I've caught a cold and used a ton of toilet paper to blow my nose. Now I realize that it was the last roll of tp, so I need to make an emergency run for more.
I've never gotten this low on tp before buying more - how embarrassing!
KarinaGiselle
03-09-2016, 08:17 PM
I took a 20 min nap that extended for about 3 hours >_<
Time to get my ho face and get going, though!
Susperia
03-09-2016, 08:21 PM
I cammed for 3 hours this afternoon and I am taking the night off cuz I am feeling so sick.....goddamn sore throat and stuffy nose. I feel like complete shit.
Glamourmilf
03-09-2016, 09:28 PM
I took a 20 min nap that extended for about 3 hours >_<
Time to get my ho face and get going, though!
Ah, naps. I remember those.
Enjoy them.:sleep:
Melyssax
03-13-2016, 09:28 AM
Tell me how tf I barely lightly touched / pinched my screen & it cracked.. Freaking pixelated & can't see shit?? While broadcasting?!.. Uhhhhh
LustyLark
03-13-2016, 09:27 PM
The power has been out for 4 hours and counting
LustyLark
03-13-2016, 11:04 PM
At least I sold 4 videos while my power was out :)
EllieGold
03-13-2016, 11:06 PM
Awesome Lusty. I had a storm here too and we all lost power around here as well. Glad that $$$ still came in.
Issabelle
03-13-2016, 11:35 PM
I just...don't wanna? There's a new John Oliver episode, and pizza, and puppies, and it's warm in my living room.
But then I'll feel guilty for washing my nice make up off after only doing half my planned hours for the day--or worse, napping in it until morning shift so I can 'save it' for the AM boys...
QueenMary
03-14-2016, 09:45 PM
I have serious post concert depression, as silly as that sounds. I haven't spoken to anyone in days and my mind is in a daze. Funny how such an amazing experience turns into this.
Kitcatt
03-14-2016, 09:50 PM
I'm packing to leave the country for two weeks and all I don't want to do is cam girl, yaaaaaas, OFFLINE FOR 3 WEEKS!!!!
SimoneGray
03-16-2016, 07:44 AM
Sickness. Pretty bad, really unexpected sickness. And to make it worse, I have an amazing new PC that I really really want to road test but, sickness. Meh.
Issabelle
03-16-2016, 12:58 PM
I haven't had a cigarette in like a month and my throat has decided it is now the day of Phlegm Expulsion and itchy, scratchy, sore throats. Talk about a motivation killer...
RaeRae
03-16-2016, 01:08 PM
My tolerance of men is shot after a bad few days on cam. Taking the day off from camming to catch up on housework (and play WoW ;D) between other responsibilities so I can feel relaxed and in a better place tomorrow. :)
I had an out of state friend in town this week and she wanted to get together today. So we met half way in the middle of what's my camming hours so now I'm just hoping I can play catch up the next two days. But I need to see a friend. It was nice.
DonaDiabla
03-17-2016, 10:35 PM
I'm not on cam because I do not want to stretch myself too thin. Camming is a every other week deal because I am doing so much :)
MistressX
03-22-2016, 09:48 PM
Myself and Snovia Terror had a totally legit reason that we didnt work today. And here it is!
44520
He was running around our neighborhood and it took us 2 hours to catch him. He was really scared and almost got hit by a car several times. He had a microchip, but nobody had registered it. He isnt neutered and is about a year old. The chip is registered currently to a shelter in the area, which doesnt make sense to us (and didnt to the vet) because usually they neuter them before adopting them out. But no matter! Nobody has claimed him so we are keeping him! I spent $250 on him today between the vet and going to Petco Unleashed to have him pick out toys and geta collar and bed, etc. He's very friendly to people now that he isnt scared but he doesnt like big dogs. He'll be going to school here pretty soon in the next couple weeks. We named him Morti :D
Melyssax
03-23-2016, 10:53 AM
Will be back cramming as soon as I get my computer fixed
Issabelle
03-24-2016, 01:10 PM
I've been on hold with my student loan office to correct my mistakenly astronomically high payment schedule back to where it's supposed to be. For two hours. Because the government.
*screams internally*
Staples
03-24-2016, 01:21 PM
I'm not on cam because I've spent the last hour searching for the funny cam girl t-shirts thread that I remember seeing. I still can't find it so here, I'll share my find with you lol. It's by Single Dad Laughing so I'm probably gonna buy it. They ave several varieties. Like "You can tip me for getting out of bed today" Or "You can tip me for my sarcasm" etc.
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https://www.sunfrog.com/SingleDadLaughing/Fine-Tip-me?61598
Simber
03-24-2016, 03:05 PM
I'm in the middle of moving into a new apartment... Hope cam gods grant me great internet
Chellyinparadise
03-24-2016, 03:59 PM
I'm in the middle of moving into a new apartment... Hope cam gods grant me great internet
Good luck with the move hope all goes well for you.
Chellyinparadise
03-24-2016, 04:00 PM
Myself and Snovia Terror had a totally legit reason that we didnt work today. And here it is!
44520
He was running around our neighborhood and it took us 2 hours to catch him. He was really scared and almost got hit by a car several times. He had a microchip, but nobody had registered it. He isnt neutered and is about a year old. The chip is registered currently to a shelter in the area, which doesnt make sense to us (and didnt to the vet) because usually they neuter them before adopting them out. But no matter! Nobody has claimed him so we are keeping him! I spent $250 on him today between the vet and going to Petco Unleashed to have him pick out toys and geta collar and bed, etc. He's very friendly to people now that he isnt scared but he doesnt like big dogs. He'll be going to school here pretty soon in the next couple weeks. We named him Morti :D
Aww so cute! Best of luck with him hope you enjoy him and he has a long happy healthy life with his new family, so sweet of you to do that :) I lost my baby of 16 yrs in april of last year and still miss him dearly, so happy for you to have found him and give him a great life. Made me smile reading this.
jackiebee
03-24-2016, 06:46 PM
Because I worked until 2 am last night chasing a $ goal (which I did get) and now I'm fucking exhausted.
sovereignv
03-25-2016, 08:36 AM
I haven't had a cigarette in like a month and my throat has decided it is now the day of Phlegm Expulsion and itchy, scratchy, sore throats. Talk about a motivation killer...
Well done, Issabelle! I had my last cigarette about a month ago too so I know how you feel.
I just came back from my "holiday", i.e. visiting my family in my old country, and I brought a flu with me so as keen as I am to get back online as soon as possible... well.
Issabelle
03-25-2016, 03:53 PM
Well done, Issabelle! I had my last cigarette about a month ago too so I know how you feel.
I just came back from my "holiday", i.e. visiting my family in my old country, and I brought a flu with me so as keen as I am to get back online as soon as possible... well.
Right? You'd never think it, but those ciggy's really kill the bacteria coming into our airways that gives us colds/flus. I'm just getting over one myself. Ugh.
Worth it though.
MistressX
03-25-2016, 05:48 PM
Aww so cute! Best of luck with him hope you enjoy him and he has a long happy healthy life with his new family, so sweet of you to do that :) I lost my baby of 16 yrs in april of last year and still miss him dearly, so happy for you to have found him and give him a great life. Made me smile reading this.
I keep thinking he must have a family that is looking for him but... they didnt even have a collar on him and he cowers a little if you raise your hand anywhere near him so I think he was abused.. So he is not going back to a possible abusive situation! He's been good so far, only had one accident but other that he is really sweet. He is learning his name and some commands (sort of). Just the cutest little baby! The balls will be coming off soon too lol
Glamourmilf
03-25-2016, 06:14 PM
Because the stupid basketball game is on. Plus, I'm watching one of my fellow cam ladies (from SM), on the show Botched.
She's having her 3000 cc implants removed.:boobies:
Fascinating.
jackiebee
03-25-2016, 07:53 PM
Because it's dead as fuuuuuuck. I might try on SM again a bit later.
Chellyinparadise
03-26-2016, 12:43 AM
I keep thinking he must have a family that is looking for him but... they didnt even have a collar on him and he cowers a little if you raise your hand anywhere near him so I think he was abused.. So he is not going back to a possible abusive situation! He's been good so far, only had one accident but other that he is really sweet. He is learning his name and some commands (sort of). Just the cutest little baby! The balls will be coming off soon too lol
Aww thats sad if they did that, hes better off with you with someone who will take good care of him. Thats good he is responding well in his new home, im sure he will do just fine. Yea definately neuter him i did that when my dog was young and he turned out to be the most loving dog i ever had and they also live longer so they say... he did, he lived 2 yrs past his expectancy but they said was from how well he was taken care of and loved.My baby was 75 pounds and never showed his teeth or growled at me even in his end of life when one day his back gave out and he couldnt walk and i had to pick him up and carry him into the car to the vets, he never once got mean with me all those years. Im happy for you hope you have a great life with him, so sweet of you to have found him and taken him in. :)
SimoneGray
03-26-2016, 04:42 AM
I just discovered "BoJack Horseman"...
Staples
03-26-2016, 06:42 PM
I'm not on cam because my fucking upload speed has dropped all the way to 0.27 yes a point fucking two seven upload speed. I fucking hope this shit gets fixed tomorrow when the tech comes.
KittyCurious
03-27-2016, 03:58 PM
Chickenpox, damn it
And I so so much wanted to save up for summer vacation in Spain with my hubby! (T^T)
Back on track soon though.
kinkydirtybitch
03-27-2016, 04:07 PM
Because I am on holiday and not permitted to cam from hubby's business hotels after they lurked on my twitter and found the pix & ws movies I uploaded.
seashell
03-27-2016, 11:08 PM
Because I am on holiday and not permitted to cam from hubby's business hotels after they lurked on my twitter and found the pix & ws movies I uploaded.
Oh no!! That sounds like a big invasion of privacy...
I'm not camming because my roommate (who doesn't know I cam) is in the next room reading. Arrrggghhh
caramelcraze
03-28-2016, 03:50 AM
Trailer Park Boys came out with a new season. There goes my next 24hrs.
SimoneGray
03-28-2016, 07:24 AM
Trailer Park Boys came out with a new season. There goes my next 24hrs.
Girl...this. All of this.
freyasnecklace
03-30-2016, 06:56 AM
So, my daughter's , who is in treatment for leukemia, immune system tanked and I had to take the kids out of preschool. I cannot work during the day-- and I haven't been able to work nights because of it triggering my insomnia. I'm hoping to have a night schedule figured out today. My girl finishes chemo in August, so that's when I can really start trying to recover some money for our family.
thatgingercamgirl
03-30-2016, 08:32 PM
^^Hugs to you Freya, I hope her recovery goes well.
Miaka
03-31-2016, 07:31 AM
I ate a lot of shitty food during the holiday & now have acne all over my chest ! Can not go on like this.
Glamourmilf
03-31-2016, 09:34 AM
Because I'm on my way out of town for a much needed mini vacay}:D
I've had this Saks5th Avenue gift card for a long time, and I'll Finally be in a city where I can use it, and look at beautiful things.
So burnt out. My soul needs this.:)
thatgingercamgirl
03-31-2016, 01:56 PM
Have a great vacation, Glam!!
EllieGold
03-31-2016, 02:12 PM
I am not on cam because I would rather be elsewhere. I need a vacation in April away from this. 1 1/2 weeks until a mini vacation to pamper myself.
SweetJulia
03-31-2016, 02:14 PM
I got hit by a semi Monday and worked Tuesday. On top of all that, tmi alert, I was constipated for three days and was like crying and bleeding when I finally went. I'm scheduled for later tonight, about to take meds-crossing fingers it works. Shitty fucking month.
EllieGold
03-31-2016, 02:19 PM
I got hit by a semi Monday and worked Tuesday. On top of all that, tmi alert, I was constipated for three days and was like crying and bleeding when I finally went. I'm scheduled for later tonight, about to take meds-crossing fingers it works. Shitty fucking month.
Julia, I hope things get better for you hun. <3
Chellyinparadise
03-31-2016, 04:42 PM
So, my daughter's , who is in treatment for leukemia, immune system tanked and I had to take the kids out of preschool. I cannot work during the day-- and I haven't been able to work nights because of it triggering my insomnia. I'm hoping to have a night schedule figured out today. My girl finishes chemo in August, so that's when I can really start trying to recover some money for our family.
I hope everything goes well for her.
Chellyinparadise
03-31-2016, 04:42 PM
I got hit by a semi Monday and worked Tuesday. On top of all that, tmi alert, I was constipated for three days and was like crying and bleeding when I finally went. I'm scheduled for later tonight, about to take meds-crossing fingers it works. Shitty fucking month.
Sorry to hear hope you start to feel better and things get better for you.