View Full Version : You know your an escort when...
Elektra Luxx
04-17-2016, 09:29 AM
....your glutes are ALWAYS sore..
So true, that's the major reason my butt is so toned. Lol
Nocturnelle
04-17-2016, 07:32 PM
A stack of white envelopes, I seriously find them everywhere.
Condoms. Everywhere. For some reason I open the box and then just toss them wherever fit? So if someone ever searched my apartment it would be like.... Coat pocket? Condom. Desk? Condom. Storage? Condoms. Lol..
Being able to turn on and off the sex worker charm, whenever it suits you.
Being able to look at a stack of $20s and know how much it is just by eyeballing it.
So. Much. Lingerie.
10000000000x hotel rewards perks.
Taylorgrrl
04-19-2016, 10:18 PM
Your civilian friends are all "My boyfriend is cheating on me!!! Waaaah!!!" and you're like "...eh".
Seriously, I am the worst person to bring your relationship issues to because I have become cynical as fuck. As far as I know, all the men in the world are either cheating or planning how to do it. I'm also constantly surprised at the men my friends fuck for free.
On the other hand, if you need someone to give you "the tough love/you're better off/screw him and the ho he rode out on" speech - I'm there for you as long as you need.
westcoasthoney
04-21-2016, 02:43 AM
LOL My response is always the same "just ignore him," "you're too good for him," "dump him," and my personal favorite "you need to get him to start buying you more stuff"
Your civilian friends are all "My boyfriend is cheating on me!!! Waaaah!!!" and you're like "...eh".
Seriously, I am the worst person to bring your relationship issues to because I have become cynical as fuck. As far as I know, all the men in the world are either cheating or planning how to do it. I'm also constantly surprised at the men my friends fuck for free.
On the other hand, if you need someone to give you "the tough love/you're better off/screw him and the ho he rode out on" speech - I'm there for you as long as you need.
fbsmgirl
04-27-2016, 03:35 PM
Your civilian friends are all "My boyfriend is cheating on me!!! Waaaah!!!" and you're like "...eh".
Seriously, I am the worst person to bring your relationship issues to because I have become cynical as fuck. As far as I know, all the men in the world are either cheating or planning how to do it. I'm also constantly surprised at the men my friends fuck for free.
On the other hand, if you need someone to give you "the tough love/you're better off/screw him and the ho he rode out on" speech - I'm there for you as long as you need.
This is me. So me. You get me. I love you. Yes!
LeggingsQueen
04-27-2016, 04:46 PM
A stack of white envelopes, I seriously find them everywhere.
Condoms. Everywhere. For some reason I open the box and then just toss them wherever fit? So if someone ever searched my apartment it would be like.... Coat pocket? Condom. Desk? Condom. Storage? Condoms. Lol..
Being able to turn on and off the sex worker charm, whenever it suits you.
Being able to look at a stack of $20s and know how much it is just by eyeballing it.
So. Much. Lingerie.
10000000000x hotel rewards perks.
I totally related about the condoms being everywhere. I have that problem in my car because I keep a stash in my car in case I bring a different bag with me. I got some work done on my car and I know the guys had to at least found a couple condoms laying around lol
livefast
04-28-2016, 07:32 AM
^^ I keep all my condoms in a cosmetic bag.
You find a couple hundred dollars you hid so well weeks later.
AnoniCat
05-03-2016, 10:54 AM
When your vanilla life becomes so chaotic that you're unable to work for a month and you:
-Realize your sex drive is demanding that you get back to work
-You can't stop thinking about sex...and money (in that order)
-You make a mental note to remember actually missing work to fuel you through the not-so-fun days
-You find yourself missing the attention, thrill, cash, and even the whole "are they legit or nah?" anxiety of meeting new custies