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Elektra Luxx
01-09-2017, 07:50 PM
I've been sitting in front of my laptop for about 10 minutes trying to think of something to post in this thread, but most things have been covered.

Kb109
01-15-2017, 01:50 PM
The absolute most annoying one was during an overnight a few days ago. We went out to dinner, came back to his suite, had sex and he immediately went to sleep. Cool. I brushed my teeth and went to bed also. Then 3 hours later (during my deep sleep), I feel someone pulling my panties off and starting to touch my butthole. I fucking told this man from the beginning that the backdoor is OFF LIMITS no matter what. I told him I'm trying to sleep. Then he starts cuddling me and I feel his boner touching my skin. Ugh!!!!!! GO TF AWAY!!!!

I kept telling him I want to sleep. This shit went on for hours and I just kept ignoring his advances. I really needed that $3000 donation, though for the overnight appointment. I wasn't about to dip out before the overnight was over because he would likely tell others that I took his money and ran. I finally got assertive and said "I don't like my sleep being interrupted. I have my alarm set for 8 AM. We can do whatever at that time." 6 AM rolls around....SAME SHIT!!!!!! My blood was boiling at this point so I got up to the bathroom, came back out and said "I'm so sorry but I got my period". I was lying obviously. Then his stupid ass asks for 10% of the donation back. Fine! Whatever. I hand him $300 (and obviously kept the remaining $2,700) and he asks me to call an uber. MY FUCKING PLEASURE!!!! I was so happy when I got the hell out of there. Thanks for paying my mortgage for the next two months, ya jackass!!!!

heavnlygirl
01-15-2017, 09:01 PM
i have gotten so many first messages from guys saying they want to get me pregnant. its so fucking annoying!!! im like yeah. bye bye. i have gotten several of them. has anyone else?

Shannon.
01-15-2017, 09:44 PM
The absolute most annoying one was during an overnight a few days ago. We went out to dinner, came back to his suite, had sex and he immediately went to sleep. Cool. I brushed my teeth and went to bed also. Then 3 hours later (during my deep sleep), I feel someone pulling my panties off and starting to touch my butthole. I fucking told this man from the beginning that the backdoor is OFF LIMITS no matter what. I told him I'm trying to sleep. Then he starts cuddling me and I feel his boner touching my skin. Ugh!!!!!! GO TF AWAY!!!!

I kept telling him I want to sleep. This shit went on for hours and I just kept ignoring his advances. I really needed that $3000 donation in the morning though for the overnight appointment. I finally got assertive and said "I don't like my sleep being interrupted. I have my alarm set for 8 AM. We can do whatever at that time." 6 AM rolls around....SAME SHIT!!!!!! My blood was boiling at this point so I got up to the bathroom, came back out and said "I'm so sorry but I got my period". I was lying obviously. Then his stupid ass asks for 10% of the donation back. Fine! Whatever. I hand him $300 (and obviously kept the remaining $2,700) and he asks me to call an uber. MY FUCKING PLEASURE!!!! I was so happy when I got the hell out of there.

That's a pretty disturbing example of sexual assault, and sounds like it could have easily escalated.

Flag his ass on vh if you use it.

And asking for a 10% discount because he couldn't rape you? No way, I'd keep all of it. I won't even consider a discount unless I've made a scheduling error, not bc some asshole doesn't get to violate my sexual boundaries.

Aurora_Sunset
01-16-2017, 07:50 AM
I cannot stand guys who keep on trying to finagle their way into my schedule with ridiculous requests after it's become clear that our schedules just aren't going to match up. I'm not about that nonsense. If you tell me what days/times you're looking for, and they aren't going to work with my availability, I'll get back to you quickly, tell you point-blank that that isn't going to work, wish you well on finding someone else during your trip here, and end the conversation so we can both move on. I'm not about to bend over backwards, fuck all my shit up, and/or make promises I can't really keep in order to keep you on the hook so I can get your money. If it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work. Just go hit up someone else.

But there's this breed of guys who just DO NOT take the hint and just look for another provider. They keep hitting me up, asking round and round questions about my schedule and if this or that will work, and then eventually want my number so they can hit me up whenever their schedule allows if it turns out that they're actually free when I said I am. NOOOOOOO. I don't do last minute! This might come as a shock, but I have a life outside of sitting around waiting for last minute appointments, especially in the morning when I would otherwise be sleeping if I'm not gonna get that appointment. I don't play the fucking game of sitting around wishing and hoping for an appointment - we either book it or there's not enough certainty to book it and we both move on with our days. Don't you also want the certainty of knowing that you've scheduled ahead of time with someone that you know it's going to work out with? Just go find someone else! Shit drives me crazy....

Kb109
01-16-2017, 12:31 PM
That's a pretty disturbing example of sexual assault, and sounds like it could have easily escalated.

Flag his ass on vh if you use it.

And asking for a 10% discount because he couldn't rape you? No way, I'd keep all of it. I won't even consider a discount unless I've made a scheduling error, not bc some asshole doesn't get to violate my sexual boundaries.

Trust me, I thought of that afterwards. But I didn't need him going and telling other guys on TER or wherever that I'm a huge ripoff. When he asked for 10% back, I was just so angry, fucking annoyed, and just wanted to get the HELL out of there so it didn't take long for me to pull out my purse and give him back 3 Benjamin's. I normally don't charge $3000 for an overnight anyways (usually $2500, but he proposed the $3000 so I wasn't going to say no). I screened the hell out of him and we met for dinner first and he even told me if I wasn't feeling it, he would give me $200 and I could leave. So I figured he would be a good client. Boy was I wrong. I'm getting pissed off again just thinking about it. Ugh!

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-16-2017, 01:14 PM
Forgive me if I'm restating anything I might have posted before but...

1) Backbiting type comments/ "negative reinforcements"- I've had a couple (one time) clients say some rude things after the session was over (nothing lame like telling me something was in my teeth, or complaining about my performance) .......just rude comments. Asking if I used fake pics in my ad or wondering why I don't advertise a different way. The only thing this does is guarantee the escort won't book you again. Some guys get off on degrading women & this kind of shit is considered "copping a free feel."

2) Begging for bareback. Dude you don't wanna hear about my leftover period blood or my Yeast Infection. So don't complain if you get some of that when you try to sneak the condom off.

3) Bringing up other girls as a comparison- most escorts stick to themselves, so this comes off as a pathetic ploy to arrange a threesome or just ...plain..thoughtless.

crystalize
01-16-2017, 05:47 PM
The absolute most annoying one was during an overnight a few days ago. We went out to dinner, came back to his suite, had sex and he immediately went to sleep. Cool. I brushed my teeth and went to bed also. Then 3 hours later (during my deep sleep), I feel someone pulling my panties off and starting to touch my butthole. I fucking told this man from the beginning that the backdoor is OFF LIMITS no matter what. I told him I'm trying to sleep. Then he starts cuddling me and I feel his boner touching my skin. Ugh!!!!!! GO TF AWAY!!!!

I kept telling him I want to sleep. This shit went on for hours and I just kept ignoring his advances. I really needed that $3000 donation in the morning though for the overnight appointment. I finally got assertive and said "I don't like my sleep being interrupted. I have my alarm set for 8 AM. We can do whatever at that time." 6 AM rolls around....SAME SHIT!!!!!! My blood was boiling at this point so I got up to the bathroom, came back out and said "I'm so sorry but I got my period". I was lying obviously. Then his stupid ass asks for 10% of the donation back. Fine! Whatever. I hand him $300 (and obviously kept the remaining $2,700) and he asks me to call an uber. MY FUCKING PLEASURE!!!! I was so happy when I got the hell out of there.


i've never done an overnight so forgive me for asking:

you don't get your fee upfront? I would not be able to sleep/breathe/do anything out of anxiety that they don't have the money.

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-16-2017, 05:55 PM
i have gotten so many first messages from guys saying they want to get me pregnant. its so fucking annoying!!! im like yeah. bye bye. i have gotten several of them. has anyone else?

I guess "pregnancy fetish" is actually a fetish. BUT a lot of guys just don't like condoms.

Don't waste energy on these guys, just say "no" & move on.

(& For the record, most clients WANT to use condoms for fricking OBVIOUS reasons, & some won't even go near the vagina. So yeah never believe some creep when he tries convincing you that it's perfectly OK to skip protection.)

Kb109
01-16-2017, 06:11 PM
i've never done an overnight so forgive me for asking:

you don't get your fee upfront? I would not be able to sleep/breathe/do anything out of anxiety that they don't have the money.


I got the donation upfront and put the envelope in my purse.

indiegirl
01-16-2017, 08:30 PM
I cannot stand guys who keep on trying to finagle their way into my schedule with ridiculous requests after it's become clear that our schedules just aren't going to match up. I'm not about that nonsense. If you tell me what days/times you're looking for, and they aren't going to work with my availability, I'll get back to you quickly, tell you point-blank that that isn't going to work, wish you well on finding someone else during your trip here, and end the conversation so we can both move on. I'm not about to bend over backwards, fuck all my shit up, and/or make promises I can't really keep in order to keep you on the hook so I can get your money. If it's not gonna work, it's not gonna work. Just go hit up someone else.

But there's this breed of guys who just DO NOT take the hint and just look for another provider. They keep hitting me up, asking round and round questions about my schedule and if this or that will work, and then eventually want my number so they can hit me up whenever their schedule allows if it turns out that they're actually free when I said I am. NOOOOOOO. I don't do last minute! This might come as a shock, but I have a life outside of sitting around waiting for last minute appointments, especially in the morning when I would otherwise be sleeping if I'm not gonna get that appointment. I don't play the fucking game of sitting around wishing and hoping for an appointment - we either book it or there's not enough certainty to book it and we both move on with our days. Don't you also want the certainty of knowing that you've scheduled ahead of time with someone that you know it's going to work out with? Just go find someone else! Shit drives me crazy....

Had a guy previously try to book a 2:00am date. WHO IS UP AT THIS TIME!!?

indiegirl
01-16-2017, 08:35 PM
...posted my post incorrectly.

Shannon.
01-16-2017, 08:58 PM
Trust me, I thought of that afterwards. But I didn't need him going and telling other guys on TER or wherever that I'm a huge ripoff. When he asked for 10% back, I was just so angry, fucking annoyed, and just wanted to get the HELL out of there so it didn't take long for me to pull out my purse and give him back 3 Benjamin's. I normally don't charge $3000 for an overnight anyways (usually $2500, but he proposed the $3000 so I wasn't going to say no). I screened the hell out of him and we met for dinner first and he even told me if I wasn't feeling it, he would give me $200 and I could leave. So I figured he would be a good client. Boy was I wrong. I'm getting pissed off again just thinking about it. Ugh!


This is why I'm so glad TER isn't essential in Canadian cities. I generally can tolerate other review boards but TER is next level bs, and causes shit like this to happen.

Kb109
01-16-2017, 09:26 PM
This is why I'm so glad TER isn't essential in Canadian cities. I generally can tolerate other review boards but TER is next level bs, and causes shit like this to happen.


I don't think he will say anything. He's on there but never posts and doesn't write reviews. Plus I know too much about him. He's a well-known plastic surgeon in one of the major Midwest cities. I don't think he would fuck with me after pulling that crap.

Elektra Luxx
01-16-2017, 11:43 PM
i've never done an overnight so forgive me for asking:

you don't get your fee upfront? I would not be able to sleep/breathe/do anything out of anxiety that they don't have the money.

Overnights are a pain in the ass. (Yes that way too) but if someone wants to spend $4000 on me it's hard to say no.

Kb109
01-17-2017, 12:08 AM
Overnights are a pain in the ass. (Yes that way too) but if someone wants to spend $4000 on me it's hard to say no.



I typically LOVE overnights/weekend visits. LOTS of money, you only have to see one guy, and you have food/hotel/everything paid for (minus gas/Uber/whatever to get to the guy's hotel). They are especially fun when you know the client well and feel super comfortable with him. My experience last week was the first time anything negative happened during an overnight. Longer appointments and overnight bookings are how I make my money. I don't even do one hours anymore.

Aurora_Sunset
01-17-2017, 07:04 AM
Speaking of overnights, I hate when guys originally request an overnight and then cheap out on it. A couple months ago, I had a guy ask for an overnight - he wanted me to drive to his city too - 6 hours away. Normally, I would charge him more for the traveling, but because I hadn't had an overnight in awhile, I left it off the price. He still rejected it, saying it was too expensive, and kept trying to haggle over saying he'd "cover the hotel and gas money." Lol, k?? Like, you know you're paying for the hotel anyway, right? I don't drive 6 hours to pick up the hotel room for your overnight appointment. How is that even a bargaining chip? And gas money? I already am not charging you the travel fee - what kind of discount do you think you should get for giving me "gas money" and why do you think that's gonna result in something significant for you? If I gave you a discount and then made you pay the travel expenses, it would just come out to the same amount, sooo....

Client translation: You should give me a $500 discount for me giving you $50 for gas. lol, right...

Then I have a small gaggle of guys who always ask first for an overnight, ask the price (again, as though they're hoping it changed), I give it to them, and then they're suddenly like "Actually, let's just stick with the hour." LOL Really? You went from "overnight" to "hour" just like that? If you really wanted an overnight, but it's too expensive, there are options in between that allow for more time, dude. I really think guys who do that are just getting off on the idea that they "got my hopes up" by asking for something really expensive that they never intended to go through with.

Kb109
01-17-2017, 03:13 PM
Speaking of overnights, I hate when guys originally request an overnight and then cheap out on it. A couple months ago, I had a guy ask for an overnight - he wanted me to drive to his city too - 6 hours away. Normally, I would charge him more for the traveling, but because I hadn't had an overnight in awhile, I left it off the price. He still rejected it, saying it was too expensive, and kept trying to haggle over saying he'd "cover the hotel and gas money." Lol, k?? Like, you know you're paying for the hotel anyway, right? I don't drive 6 hours to pick up the hotel room for your overnight appointment. How is that even a bargaining chip? And gas money? I already am not charging you the travel fee - what kind of discount do you think you should get for giving me "gas money" and why do you think that's gonna result in something significant for you? If I gave you a discount and then made you pay the travel expenses, it would just come out to the same amount, sooo....

Client translation: You should give me a $500 discount for me giving you $50 for gas. lol, right...

Then I have a small gaggle of guys who always ask first for an overnight, ask the price (again, as though they're hoping it changed), I give it to them, and then they're suddenly like "Actually, let's just stick with the hour." LOL Really? You went from "overnight" to "hour" just like that? If you really wanted an overnight, but it's too expensive, there are options in between that allow for more time, dude. I really think guys who do that are just getting off on the idea that they "got my hopes up" by asking for something really expensive that they never intended to go through with.


Wow. Was the donation agreed upon prior to you driving 6 hours? What a fucking asshat. I don't have a set price for overnights. My p411 says if you want to schedule an overnight, a weekend, a block of days, have me accompany you on a vacation, etc to please inquire with me. I basically ask the guy what he thinks a fair price is. I will not go below $2000 for a local, outcall overnight. If he says something higher, I accept of course. If it's lower than that, I counteroffer with my minimum.

Speaking of hour longs, I don't even do them anymore for incall because they are so unprofitable (even at my old $450/hr rate. Which in my market is at the top.). My favorite is when they request an hour when my P411 clearly states 90 MINUTE MINIMUM. I only see one, sometimes two, clients a day. Unless it's outcall and within a 15 mile radius (and camming is slow or I have nothing else to do that night), I'm NOT seeing you for an hour. Sorry. Not worth it, fuckboy. Lol!

Elektra Luxx
01-17-2017, 10:35 PM
I find myself becoming less and less patient with clients, so things that clients do didn't bother me before, bother me to no end.

Aurora_Sunset
01-18-2017, 07:57 AM
Wow. Was the donation agreed upon prior to you driving 6 hours? What a fucking asshat. I don't have a set price for overnights. My p411 says if you want to schedule an overnight, a weekend, a block of days, have me accompany you on a vacation, etc to please inquire with me. I basically ask the guy what he thinks a fair price is. I will not go below $2000 for a local, outcall overnight. If he says something higher, I accept of course. If it's lower than that, I counteroffer with my minimum.


Oh, no - this was via email! This was a guy I had seen before when he traveled to my city, who inquired about me driving to his city for an overnight. I did NOT drive 6 hours without that agreed upon. I won't type out the whole conversation, but I eventually got to a point where I tried to sell him on a different idea that was more in his price range, and when he even kept trying to haggle down from there, I played dumb about understanding his true intentions of ultimate cheapness, pretended to act like he was being cooperative with what I was suggesting, and he disappeared lol

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-18-2017, 08:58 AM
This whole thread is full of reasons why I'm gleefully retired.

Kb109
01-18-2017, 09:42 AM
Oh, no - this was via email! This was a guy I had seen before when he traveled to my city, who inquired about me driving to his city for an overnight. I did NOT drive 6 hours without that agreed upon. I won't type out the whole conversation, but I eventually got to a point where I tried to sell him on a different idea that was more in his price range, and when he even kept trying to haggle down from there, I played dumb about understanding his true intentions of ultimate cheapness, pretended to act like he was being cooperative with what I was suggesting, and he disappeared lol

Ohhhh okay, I gotcha now. Sorry, sometimes my eyes skim faster than my brain can process, LOL. Sounds like you lucked out big time, though. In my mind, if you're a cheap ass....you really shouldn't be doing pay 4 play. Or at least scope out girls that are in your price range or that are highly negotiable. Maybe even find a naive "sugar baby". Some days I really wish camming provided escort income so I could just do that and not have to deal with clients.

persianprincess
01-18-2017, 10:22 AM
I love the cash from weekends, overnights etc ... but that whole client trying to poke me with his dick in the middle of the night thing, does not fly. To me it's like you pay for an overnight if you want to do the dinner, drinks, hang out, fuck thing and have a cuddle buddy for the night ... yeh sure if you want to go out and party no worries, but you don't get to fuck on the hour every hour.

I hate when clients are like ... I only have 300. So why are you contacting me if you've read my rates.

Yes again to the clients talking about other escorts - if you'll talk about them you'll talk about me - discretion goes both ways unless you want YOUR business published openly for all to see keep my name out your mouth unless it's a glowing recommendation.

Kb109
01-18-2017, 10:40 AM
I love the cash from weekends, overnights etc ... but that whole client trying to poke me with his dick in the middle of the night thing, does not fly. To me it's like you pay for an overnight if you want to do the dinner, drinks, hang out, fuck thing and have a cuddle buddy for the night ... yeh sure if you want to go out and party no worries, but you don't get to fuck on the hour every hour.

I hate when clients are like ... I only have 300. So why are you contacting me if you've read my rates.

Yes again to the clients talking about other escorts - if you'll talk about them you'll talk about me - discretion goes both ways unless you want YOUR business published openly for all to see keep my name out your mouth unless it's a glowing recommendation.

Girl, trust me....I didn't let it fly! I gave him every hint to get the hell away from me and let me sleep and he just kept trying, so I snapped at him and he finally stopped. I do NOT like being woken up for anything, including sex (even in my personal life). Unless the place is on fire, wait until my alarm goes off. This guy just wanted to get the most bang for his $3000 bucks. Pun intended. Uhhh, not happening. You're paying for my TIME, buddy. I do not guarantee a certain number of "pops" and you're not paying for individual sexual acts. You're paying for TIME and COMPANIONSHIP. Smh.....

Glamourmilf
01-18-2017, 02:00 PM
Having a dirty ass.
Period.
Main reason I've quit I while was 'behind'.
Only one month into seeing clients, and all but one shit on me.
No thanks.
47137

Shannon.
01-18-2017, 02:43 PM
Having a dirty ass.
Period.
Main reason I've quit I while was 'behind'.
Only one month into seeing clients, and all but one shit on me.
No thanks.
47137


Omg... I was literally just going to come here to bitch about the same thing.

Yes, you need to wash your own actual ass crack in the shower every day. God damn, I swear 40% of the men I see disgust me with this alone.

Glamourmilf
01-19-2017, 06:02 AM
Omg... I was literally just going to come here to bitch about the same thing.

Yes, you need to wash your own actual ass crack in the shower every day. God damn, I swear 40% of the men I see disgust me with this alone.

Ikr? I was really loving the money, but..nope. Can't, won't deal with that.
Makes me appreciate camming so much more now.
I had a strap on session the other day on cam. The customer told me that I was his dream girl for being willing to fuck him in the ass.
All I kept thinking as I was fucking my clean, perfect man ass toy, was, " Yeah, because no girl in her right mind would do this to you irl."

SnuffleUffleGrass
01-19-2017, 09:27 AM
Omg... I was literally just going to come here to bitch about the same thing.

Yes, you need to wash your own actual ass crack in the shower every day. God damn, I swear 40% of the men I see disgust me with this alone.

omg lol. I know. What's weird is I had a punk rock boyfriend who totally washed his buttcrack even though he was otherwise grimy. I don't know what excuse these other dudes have....

Kb109
01-19-2017, 05:34 PM
Thank God I've never had to deal with the above problem!!!! I also refuse to do rimming so that helps lol

CandySora
02-06-2017, 05:51 AM
Client cancels 4 hours before the appointment. Ok whatever. I tell him he has to pay the cancelation fee. Then the conversation turns into "oh actually can you come see me now?"

I mean, you canceled so I went ahead and made other plans! God I fucking hate clients like this.

persianprincess
02-06-2017, 07:35 AM
Kinda off topic but still annoying - got boobs done, now have to rest, needless to say every client under the sun now emails me for an appointment. insert angry face here.

Most of my clients are 100% clean, but when I worked for an agency the poop issue came up a couple of times, i guess because I didn't have their direct personal info they needed to make no effort to be clean or uphold any standards, so they felt zero shame. Disgusting.

Aurora_Sunset
02-17-2017, 06:13 AM
When regular clients start consistently showing up late.

I realize they are under the impression that they're my only client or some shit, but no... If I know how long you typically take in an appointment, there are some days I'm going to schedule someone shortly after you, and showing up 15-30 minutes late really fucks up that in-between time I'm supposed to have.

Aurora_Sunset
02-17-2017, 06:16 AM
Also, have we mentioned yet the guys who pretty much stop seeing you entirely, but still send the occasional, random text or email "just wanting to say hi"?

I swear, I have at least 3 guys who have not seen me in well over a year, maybe 2, who just pop up like every 4-6 months to "say hi," ask how I'm doing, and tell me they're "thinking about me" and hope to see me soon. But seriously? You haven't booked with me in 2 fucking years. You know you're not going to now. Why do this?

Elektra Luxx
02-17-2017, 09:42 AM
Also, have we mentioned yet the guys who pretty much stop seeing you entirely, but still send the occasional, random text or email "just wanting to say hi"?

I swear, I have at least 3 guys who have not seen me in well over a year, maybe 2, who just pop up like every 4-6 months to "say hi," ask how I'm doing, and tell me they're "thinking about me" and hope to see me soon. But seriously? You haven't booked with me in 2 fucking years. You know you're not going to now. Why do this?

That's when the line between reality and fantasy becomes blurry to them. That's when text back "So good to hear from you, I was just thinking about you, when you going come and see me." And reel them back in.

Aurora_Sunset
02-17-2017, 01:40 PM
That's when the line between reality and fantasy becomes blurry to them. That's when text back "So good to hear from you, I was just thinking about you, when you going come and see me." And reel them back in.

That's almost exactly what I say! Except, after saying "Good to hear from you! So funny, I was just thinking about you," instead of asking when they'll come see me, I say "Hope to catch up/see you soon." Maybe I need to be more direct in asking for an appointment if they're going to throw out time-wastey texts like that.

arielbriel
02-17-2017, 03:57 PM
I strip but I have a client that texts me every single day. He is good in the sense of when he shows up to the club, he spends but thats only every couple of months but now he won't stop texting me. He'll ask me how the club was last night or really anything to start a conversation! i've tried to get him to give me money in between but he is smart, he'll only pay me if he is in the club and I have my read receipts on so he knows when I am ignoring him ugh.

Aurora_Sunset
10-21-2017, 02:59 PM
Why do clients who I have to cancel/reschedule on consider it my personal responsibility to make sure their pussy needs are met that night? Not only did a client last week give me shit for rescheduling when I was sick and make some weak grab for sexy pics, when I've never met him before, but today I had to cancel on someone due to a personal issue going on this weekend. I apologized and when he asked if I recommend anyone, I gave him the contact info of someone I know and like.

I don't mind doing that. I'll offer recommendations of other providers if I know them. But no, it is not my job to contact these providers for you. It is not my job to spend hours of my life glued to my phone trying to set up a different appointment for you. And then I had this guy texts me hours later, asking me how does he get references from providers cuz he found someone he would like but she wants references and I was supposed to only be his second provider since he's new to this. Ok. And??? How is this my problem? Contact the first person you saw and provide her info for a reference. What do you not get about that? What do you expect me to do? Vouch for you even though I'm going off of work/P411 verification and have never actually seen you? If that's not good enough for her, that's her preference. No - I'm not going to lie for you.

Aurora_Sunset
10-21-2017, 03:02 PM
And while we're on the topic - UMMM guys who fucking try to use you as a reference when they've never seen you???

Seriously, wtf, guys?

This isn't an isolated incident. I've lost count of the number of times I've been contacted by someone saying that so-and-so guy provided me as a reference and I've never even heard of this motherfucker. One time it was a guy who had emailed me the previous week, but when I asked for screening info, said he'd get that to me right away but then just disappeared. A week later and I get an email from this other girl who says that he claims he saw me the previous week. I was like "Fuck no. I don't know what he's trying to pull, but he contacted me but never gave me screening info or actually booked with me."

Just. STOP it.

Randi Starr
10-22-2017, 09:08 AM
Had a client last night eating the kitty. Then he says "I wanna eat that asshole but I gotta ask is it clean to eat". I'm thinking wtf? You should be able to tell you're damn near 1 inch away from the booty hole.

baer45
10-22-2017, 09:28 AM
Also, have we mentioned yet the guys who pretty much stop seeing you entirely, but still send the occasional, random text or email "just wanting to say hi"?

I swear, I have at least 3 guys who have not seen me in well over a year, maybe 2, who just pop up like every 4-6 months to "say hi," ask how I'm doing, and tell me they're "thinking about me" and hope to see me soon. But seriously? You haven't booked with me in 2 fucking years. You know you're not going to now. Why do this?

This just happened to me today. At the first I couldn't figure out who he is, since it's been so long... screw him, he's not a regular anyway.