View Full Version : Why do I get ignored at strip clubs?
estafador
07-25-2016, 08:39 AM
I got money, and Im not tryna be cocky, but like shouldnt cute guys like me get special treatment? And I am muscular and tall, I kinda expect something more than what the old ugly guys get. Im finna get more attention.
And on top of al this im going to a fucking ivy league school. like, im not a loser like the other ppl in the club
.....damn and here I tried to defend you bro. Kind of shot yourself in the foot with that one. Expect hounds to be unleashed upon you my friend. The girls here hate MEN with cocky attitudes.
rareaspasia
07-25-2016, 09:53 AM
Actually, I have to disagree with the anti-tall guy statements because I love men over 6'2 and up but that could be that my father was 6'4 and my both grandfathers were above 6'2. I mean my dad's father was 6'10 and his grandfather was 7'1. In addition, on my father side of the family......the average woman is 5'11. I was considered to be short at 5'10. My dad's mother was 5'11, both my dad's grandmothers were 6'1 and 6'3 respectfully. Personally, I love very tall and thin men but again I am in the minority here. Also, I guess the apple does not fall that far from the tree :)
I didn't mean any disrespect to tall guys, I'm the shortest one in my family by a lot. Everyone likes what they like and that's a wonderful thing. A lid for every pot. :D
We had a rabbit like you
07-25-2016, 10:15 AM
no, we hate rude entitled arrogant men. Get it right
LoveyDovey
07-25-2016, 11:19 AM
no, we hate rude entitled arrogant men. Get it right
Yes. And even if they are spending money, I'd probably ignore them. Life's too short to deal with this type and I have too many other customers who are fun and cool and easy to deal with.
rickdugan
07-25-2016, 11:41 AM
Yet he writes like almost every other troll, grammar challenges included. I guess his special nature is failing to shine through here as well. Go figure. :)
I didn't agree with much he had to say, but it was hard to argue with this viewpoint:
Now, I don't think I am more intelligent...
You're not alone bruh. ;)
whirlerz
07-25-2016, 11:44 AM
OMG, w/this thread.
Yoda (bless him) wd have shut this down already, although it is quite hilarious
Bahuba
07-25-2016, 12:17 PM
My bro some of them do care about looks but even in those cases it goes:
1. Are you spending
2. Are you respectful
3. Do you smell good
4. Are you handsome
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52. Are you in any way associated with an Ivy League school
miss.a.p1600
07-25-2016, 12:42 PM
^^^yeah I think he's gone. He's most likely unpacking and unloading his baggage on tuscl as we speak.
The stuff he's thinking about is what young civilian women probably care about the strip club dynamics are totally different and more like what Bahuba mentions.
DonaDiabla
07-25-2016, 12:43 PM
Actually, I was talking more about that chart :) But you are right! :)
I didn't mean any disrespect to tall guys, I'm the shortest one in my family by a lot. Everyone likes what they like and that's a wonderful thing. A lid for every pot. :D
Dominic.2
07-25-2016, 12:53 PM
He's most likely unpacking and unloading his baggage on tuscl as we speak.
He tried. He cross posted about the same time over there as he did on here. He didn't find much love over there either, lol. It's really saying something when he's a whiny bitch, even by Tuscl standards!
audritwo
07-25-2016, 02:18 PM
link?
Dominic.2
07-25-2016, 07:32 PM
link: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44206
miss.a.p1600
07-25-2016, 09:09 PM
It's like several people told that dude the answer in a fairly nice way then he goes to Tuscl where surprisingly they tell him the exact same thing - of course with a few insults tossed in. I'm laughing too hard. I'm bored so this is entertaining.
I seriously doubt that dude is in an Ivy League school. If he is, I question their admission criteria.
Bahuba
07-25-2016, 09:28 PM
i seriously doubt that dude is in an ivy league school. If he is, i question their admission criteria.
lolol!!
safado
07-26-2016, 01:49 PM
It's like several people told that dude the answer in a fairly nice way then he goes to Tuscl where surprisingly they tell him the exact same thing - of course with a few insults tossed in. I'm laughing too hard. I'm bored so this is entertaining.
I seriously doubt that dude is in an Ivy League school. If he is, I question their admission criteria.
possibly affirmative action?
lemiwinks31
07-26-2016, 02:47 PM
It's like several people told that dude the answer in a fairly nice way then he goes to Tuscl where surprisingly they tell him the exact same thing - of course with a few insults tossed in. I'm laughing too hard. I'm bored so this is entertaining.
I seriously doubt that dude is in an Ivy League school. If he is, I question their admission criteria.
he is about as likely to be enrolled in an ivy league school as he is being 6'3" muscular, good looking, respectful guy with money.
because those guys are always going to strip clubs and unable to get the attention of dancers.
safado
07-26-2016, 02:56 PM
he is about as likely to be enrolled in an ivy league school as he is being 6'3" muscular, good looking, respectful guy with money.
because those guys are always going to strip clubs and unable to get the attention of dancers.
http://wpmu.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/nicolas-cage-laughing.gif
bruh627
07-26-2016, 04:11 PM
lol, look I know you probably make practically no money, wnet to some cc
and are dissapointed in your life, but do not put down minorities in the ivy league (and I doubt you could
even name all 8 ivies because I suspect you are a moron. Have fun making sh*t money the rest of your life :)
bruh627
07-26-2016, 04:21 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
LoveyDovey
07-26-2016, 04:54 PM
Gosh, I cannot fathom why this gem of a guy isn't getting attention...I mean he is so charming and in no way condescending at all...
audritwo
07-26-2016, 05:25 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130703205704/glee/images/e/e3/Diana,_lea,_chord_laughing.gif
Great punctuation, Big Bruh on Campus! You talk like the biggest idiot. I hope UPenn's English department can do something about that.
Selina M
07-26-2016, 05:26 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
I feel bad for you at this point. You are so young and obviously grew up very sheltered by money... you will learn when you reach the real world one day that there are a LOT more things that matter than where your degree came from.
It's also kind of sad how much time you are spending trying to assert your superiority over a bunch of strangers on the internet. You asked a question and didn't like the answers you were given, so I guess your defense mechanism is to start asserting how much 'better' you think you are...
I think it has been quite a shock to you to realize there are people that really don't care that you are attractive/go to U Penn/come from old money/whatever else. All those things have probably always gotten you lots of recognition and imaginary gold medals. It must suck to realize that stuff doesn't matter one iota in the strip club, and it must suck even more to figure out that you apparently are so unpleasant that you can't even pay a stripper to talk to you. Allegedly dirty, uneducated, beneath-you, strippers won't give you the time of day. MAN, that must hurt.
DonaDiabla
07-26-2016, 05:34 PM
Dude; you forgot Brown, Yale, and Princeton. Frankly, you are not going to get a Vassar society girl with that attitude. Maybe after Muffy is on her 5th divorce from her Italian gigolo cokehead lover....than you can get her.
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 05:35 PM
possibly affirmative action?
No. Affirmative action doesn't let in any tom dick and harry with melanin. You still gotta have qualifications and common sense.
Maybe mommy and daddy bribed his way in but leaning more towards.......he sucked and f*cked his way in.
Just when you think its over.....He's baaaaack!!! :3dglasses
DonaDiabla
07-26-2016, 05:49 PM
Yuppie, I can name all of the Ivies. Also stop lying, you are nouveau riche!! You sound like your father was one of those self-made Yuppies back in the 1980s. You do not come from old money like many of my preppy clients. Remember I have some of depraved preppies as my clients and they went to several Ivies.
Here goes my knowledge:
Brown, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Penn State, Harvard, Dartmouth, and Columbia.
Also lets not forget rich Muffys and Buffys at the seven sisters.
If you are creative but have old money....then you go to Sarah Lawrence or New York's Fashion Institute
Also let us not forget the British Preppy at Oxford and Cambridge.
So, you were saying about how some of us do not know anything about your lifestyle :)
lol, look I know you probably make practically no money, wnet to some cc
and are dissapointed in your life, but do not put down minorities in the ivy league (and I doubt you could
even name all 8 ivies because I suspect you are a moron. Have fun making sh*t money the rest of your life :)
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 05:55 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
Booooo......
Your ivy league education has failed you. And I suggest you withdraw and get a refund.
Have you polled everyone on this site to make an ignorant blanket statement??? Like you know 100% of the people on this site?!?!? GTFOOH!
There are women and men here who are intelligent, college educated, own businesses, ---- and surprise! -- went to ivy league and top tier private schools....But unlike your whack a$$ they worked hard and don't leech off their parents nor do they come around acting arrogant and self-entitled and ignorant and hypocritical. You need to take a cold hard look in the mirror before you go insulting people who tried to give you rational advice that YOU asked for.
Tried being nice but obviously you don't respond to that so.....
Take your funky a$$ back to the basement you crawled out from, get some warm lotion, and a blow up doll cause that the only action you'll get with that attitude.
DonaDiabla
07-26-2016, 05:58 PM
Safado,
Actually, he got into his Ivy League School because his parents are nouveau riche Yuppies who paid out the ass. Then he is also there because he fits into some sort of Tom of Finland Fuckboy mold that many Ivies enjoy their jocks to have. If you watch preppies and yuppies enough, you will learn that many of them have very tight and tone bodies. You know, out of a Tom of Finland book. :)
possibly affirmative action?
lynn2009
07-26-2016, 06:09 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
does anyone else think this sounds like a woman? I'm thinking of a former regular poster who was a big drama queen, used to name drop Wharton all the time.
safado
07-26-2016, 06:19 PM
Safado,
Actually, he got into his Ivy League School because his parents are nouveau riche Yuppies who paid out the ass. Then he is also there because he fits into some sort of Tom of Finland Fuckboy mold that many Ivies enjoy their jocks to have. If you watch preppies and yuppies enough, you will learn that many of them have very tight and tone bodies. You know, out of a Tom of Finland book. :)
His parents are probably alumni and make huge donations.
safado
07-26-2016, 06:20 PM
does anyone else think this sounds like a woman? I'm thinking of a former regular poster who was a big drama queen, used to name drop Wharton all the time.
Unaware, PM name if you don't want to post it.
lynn2009
07-26-2016, 06:46 PM
I can't PM you. I'll post it if a lot of people are curious.
Dominic.2
07-26-2016, 07:25 PM
Frankly, you are not going to get a Vassar society girl with that attitude. Maybe after Muffy is on her 5th divorce from her Italian gigolo cokehead lover....then you can get her.
Dona: you lioness, you. Right in for the kill. I'm sure those high society girls would see him for the pretend "bruh" that he is.
You are so right on the nouveau riche thing.
-If he was old money he wouldn't bore us with stats on his college as he simply wouldn't care. He'd regale us on how three generations of "Bruhs" :tophat: have been "UPenn Quakers" and drive that point home. Thurston "Bruh" IV, lol.
-He wouldn't be bragging to us about future earnings or getting a job like the "proletariat" he is. I imagine your preppy dick clients -- the ones from real generational wealth -- more than likely, they have no idea exactly how much they are worth. Audri's baller comment comes to mind here.
I'm punching out of this thread, troll.
LoveyDovey
07-26-2016, 07:25 PM
Obviously self-awareness is not one of his strong suits.
MissLouboutin
07-26-2016, 07:37 PM
oh honey, you're sooooo adorable. You probably do not
even know what the Ivy League is, or its members, yet you think
you know a thing or two about college admissions. Like honestly I doubt you even
know what Tuck, Wharton, or The LSE are �� and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is? In the pockets of ppl in MBB
... oh wait, you're waaay too ignorant to know what that is, nevermind :)
You're lying.
Nobody in the Ivy League would write in such an ungrammatical and verbose way. If you were really in the Ivy League I'd think you'd be able to sum your thoughts into a succinct sentence. Lol gtfo
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 07:43 PM
I don't think the grammar errors are necessarily an indicator.
Only because we put on our best writing skills (reviewing, editing, spell checking, etc) in school and college and professional world when we know we're being graded and there is more at risk. Here it's like no one gives a f*ck. You can write and say almost anything. No one is turning in our posts to a professor for critiquing or grading.
LoveyDovey
07-26-2016, 07:44 PM
... and it's funny that you are on here
stepping up to me when I am actually going places in my life,
unlike 99.99 % of the ppl on this site. Like you strippers love money
but you know where real money is?
If this charlatan only knew where I'm going...
lynn2009
07-26-2016, 07:52 PM
I don't think the grammar errors are necessarily an indicator.
I do but it's more of the unorganized stream of consciousness than grammar. I know a lot of Ivy Leaguers and I am sure that 1. actually intelligent people are modest and 2. intelligent people just...organize themselves better than that? Even in casual writing or conversation I think you can tell. I've been sending screenshots of this to a friend of mine who just finished at Harvard and she agrees with me.
Am I really the one one who can't picture a straight guy saying "Oh, honey" or "Like honestly"?? These are valley girl things to me...
Wharton is UPenn's business school and the other two must be other schools...whoever this is seriously, you need to grow up. People who aren't studying business aren't going to know that. I only know Wharton because an old regular taught there, lmao.
bruh627
07-26-2016, 07:53 PM
Penn State? ok you do realize that ivies are PRIVATE colleges. This is what I am talking about when I say the people on her are IDIOTS. Can't even name all of the ivies correctly? ha, I was trolling at first but now I know you really are stupid :)
MissLouboutin
07-26-2016, 07:55 PM
I don't think the grammar errors are necessarily an indicator.
Only because we put on our best writing skills in school and college when we know we're being graded and there is more at risk. Here it's like no one gives a f*ck. You can write and say almost anything. No one is turning in our posts to a professor for critiquing or grading.
I agree that posts on a forum aren't an indicator of formal writing ability.
I just don't think someone who goes to an Ivy League school would write their thoughts down in the scattered way a 5 year old would.
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:00 PM
Oh and by the way, I got a 35 on my ACT English section. But you guys probably don't know what that is because you guys are dumb. I'll just say this: it's in the 99th percentile! Here's the funny thing, I am 18. You guys are all adults yet you are on this site. That's why you guys are pathetic losers wasting your life on a stripper website. I am young and on summer vacation with nothing better to do. And you ADULTS spend your lives in strip clubs. Oh well, the world needs low life people like you guys to buy products and keep our GDP healthy :)
LoveyDovey
07-26-2016, 08:03 PM
Am I really the one one who can't picture a straight guy saying "Oh, honey" or "Like honestly"?? These are valley girl things to me.
Maybe he's gay and trying to convince himself otherwise?
Maybe dancers in the club are picking this up on their gay-dar. That's why, among other obvious reasons, they don't give him attention.
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 08:04 PM
@misslouboutin and @lynn Thats because he is immature and most likely mentally ill. Maybe bipolar and some form of high functioning autism and possible oppositional defiant disorder.
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:05 PM
I wrote that stuff on my iPhone, so that's why it was all scattered. And look, I'm going to explain this in a way a person like you could understand: you did not go to an Ivy League school. I do though. I work harder than you and that's why I'm not in the position in life that you are. Deal with it! So don't act all superior to me sweetie! Did you understand that or do I need to explain it differently?
MissLouboutin
07-26-2016, 08:05 PM
Oh and by the way, I got a 35 on my ACT English section. But you guys probably don't know what that is because you guys are dumb. I'll just say this: it's in the 99th percentile! Here's the funny thing, I am 18. You guys are all adults yet you are on this site. That's why you guys are pathetic losers wasting your life on a stripper website. I am young and on summer vacation with nothing better to do. And you ADULTS spend your lives in strip clubs. Oh well, the world needs low life people like you guys to buy products and keep our GDP healthy :)
Yep... spending time in strip clubs making money that you might hope to see one day.
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:07 PM
sigh. I say Penn when talking with EDUCATED people. But I need to phrase things in a certain way to make idiotic people like you understand :)
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:08 PM
Aw, and you went to Penn State didn't you? ;)
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:08 PM
Well, my family makes 6 figures so....
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 08:08 PM
Oh and by the way, I got a 35 on my ACT English section.
WoW!!! Im having an orgasm to this fact right now.........sike!!! Everything you've said makes my p*ssy drier than styrofoam.
Good luck getting laid.
And judging by your actions.....you desperately need some p*ssy right now. Too bad you couldn't get any even if you paid money.
Well, my family makes 6 figures so....
No one give a sh*t! What do YOU make?!?!?! Your current assets (that mommy and daddy didn't give you) = $0
You don't have a job. You leech off your family.....Wow so impressed.
bruh627
07-26-2016, 08:11 PM
Actually, I intern at BCG but I know for a fact you are too stupid to know what that is so....
miss.a.p1600
07-26-2016, 08:13 PM
Actually, I intern at BCG but I know for a fact you are too stupid to know what that is so....
First of all I could give two sh*ts where you intern.
And secondly, You are an INTERN (most likely unpaid) .... so you are the CEO's bitch.....gtfooh! And go fetch some coffee and donuts.