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PhatGirlDynomite!!!
12-30-2016, 04:09 PM
I think this question would be easier to answer if you stated your height and weight? Also coming from a longtime strip club bartender/emotional support strippers come in all sizes. Now I'm not gonna say that plus size dancers are taking over the game. No but its how you carry your weight plus level of confidence is what brings in the money. Wear an outfit that flatters your size. Wear shoes that you can actually walk in, then walk in like you own the bitch.

I feel like as a female I should know this... but when people say size 2/4/6/8 on here etc. How does that work? On wikipedia I'm like a size 10 LOL, but I fit into size 6 jeans. From all my lurking on the stripping side of the forums I see girls saying all the time "Well you should be a size x or smaller to work at ____ and so on. I am not looking to work anywhere upscale because my body is just not that small and toned yet. I was just wondering what kind of sizing you all use, jean size, dress size? I have found dress sizing to be extremely inconsistent at least where I shop at so I have no clue as far as dresses go. I would like to know this just to have an idea of where I fall at on the spectrum so I don't waste my time.

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
12-30-2016, 04:21 PM
They can't bare the thought of Trump being president in 2017 so they bailed out the only way they could.. a lil unpolitically correct wicked humor.. can't help myself!


this one made me laugh, thank you, i needed it. Yes, its wicked humor but we all cope in our own way.

CreativeName
12-30-2016, 05:38 PM
Oh I have asked the body size question about twice already and had pics (deleted now). They have already established I'd fit in at most dives/middle of the road clubs, but I still need to get smaller for the upscale places. I just must be stupid because I basically can't look at a girl and say oh she is a size 4! It seems like the strippers of this forum can look a girl over and know if she is a size 2 size 4 size 6 and so on, but I really can't tell. Like what do they even use for that is it jean size? Basically what I am saying is if I slim down to size 4 jeans and look toned, could I work somewhere upscale? or is size 4 referring to something else? I am so tired I don't even know what I am typing.

I am actually pretty happy with my body, but it seems like for stripping skinnier is better. It isn't a big deal to me unless I have to be as skinny as a Victoria's Secret model to work upscale. Their bodies are nice but they aren't my idea of a lingerie model lolol. Off topic I know.

I know in camming weight doesn't matter, but quite frankly I can't stand camming anymore LOL.

miss.a.p1600
12-30-2016, 05:57 PM
^^^pics can be deceiving especially with filters, airbrush, strategic lighting, etc . The only true way to know your size is to measure your hips, waist, bust, height, and weight.

Using clothing size is just a guestimate people use when comparing someone's body.

Glamourmilf
12-30-2016, 06:19 PM
Isn't having your own apartment great? I got a 2 bedroom and no way in fuck am I going to let anyone move in with me. People have already asked and I tend to learn from my past mistakes. I learned my lesson the first time around as it cost me time and money. I can wander around freely and have as much alone time as I need. Though the apartments kinda dated still beats living with a whack job.

Yes, living alone IS the best.
I never had roommates in 32 years of renting, ( except when I was married). It was shocking to see how others live. And how territorial they are, and how they have no boundaries.
Now suddenly everyone who shunned me when I was homeless, wants to move in. Bitch, you must be crazy!
They ask for my location. I tell them all I live on the Main Street that runs through town.
Dont think I'd ever tell you, do you?
You're NOT INVITED!! EVER!!

Bubble baths, mid day masturbation, and naps are my favorite things to do.
Haven't had a tub in several years. Now I do.
So appreciative.

CreativeName
12-30-2016, 10:19 PM
^^^pics can be deceiving especially with filters, airbrush, strategic lighting, etc . The only true way to know your size is to measure your hips, waist, bust, height, and weight.

Using clothing size is just a guestimate people use when comparing someone's body.

Eh I've never in my life Photoshopped myself a different shape or used filters or whatever and I don't use special lighting or poses (ie girl with pancake ass arches back all of a sudden stupid people think she has an ass). When you google misses sizing chart is that what people refer to when they say somebody is such and such size? Like the top result in purple?

I mean looking at that chart somebody like Beyonce would struggle to get into an upscale club judging by the sizes I've heard mentioned..She's not even fat!!

This is depressing :(

miss.a.p1600
12-30-2016, 11:33 PM
My bads. I didn't mean you were deceiving just that I think it's hard to tell a persons true size in a pic alone. Lol @ pancake ass arches.

If I had to guess I'd say Beyoncé is about a size 6-8. Her body looks toned and she is a slim thick and carries it well. But if a club only hired sizes 0-4 she wouldn't make it.

The misses chart is for women and is more generous. The junior size chart is for young women and teens and is similar to the high fashion size chart which the sizes run smaller than misses.

CreativeName
12-30-2016, 11:44 PM
Do you think the clubs deal more with the misses or juniors sizes? Looked up the juniors sizes hah if I was anorexic I still wouldn't qualify as I run a little big boned.

Edit: I was looking at the JC Penney chart. The other ones are more reasonable.

Teddy_Bear
12-31-2016, 07:12 AM
Moneyyyyy that is all and what high hopes I have for 2017. 2016 hasn't been the best year in terms of real life but I just know that is going to change next year and all because of camming.

Marina Starr
12-31-2016, 07:49 AM
This morning at Publix:

Cashier: would you like to donate $1?

Hoe: Yes, is Food Stamps okay? #foodstamps #EBT #trolling

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CreativeName
12-31-2016, 11:00 AM
http://nypost.com/2016/12/30/science-says-these-are-the-men-who-will-make-you-orgasm/

"The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive"

Omg no wonder I can't go on cam anymore their cheapness literally makes me drier than a desert.

I always knew money turned women on, but now there's proof!

bbwbrianna
12-31-2016, 11:55 AM
http://nypost.com/2016/12/30/science-says-these-are-the-men-who-will-make-you-orgasm/

"The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive"

Omg no wonder I can't go on cam anymore their cheapness literally makes me drier than a desert.

I always knew money turned women on, but now there's proof!

Yes it is true. When men give nothing women don't want to give them anything in return. I don't even wanna go on a date with a guy if he doesn't offer to bring me out to dinner. I hate stingy men and when they expect any of my time my vagina shrivels up.

miss.a.p1600
12-31-2016, 12:23 PM
^^^yes girl. Exactly!

Last dude I was with was that way. We had been dating for a few weeks then all of a sudden this fool is like I'm not taking you out anymore and you have to chase me!

Um no b*tch - I don't chase I replace.

Plus if you are too cheap and too lazy to take me out then you don't deserve to be in my presence and especially don't deserve this pussy. I could feel my walls clinching up and not in a good way. As of that conversation - Access Denied


http://nypost.com/2016/12/30/science-says-these-are-the-men-who-will-make-you-orgasm/

"The study found that women were more likely to climax if their partners were rich, confident and attractive"

Omg no wonder I can't go on cam anymore their cheapness literally makes me drier than a desert.

I always knew money turned women on, but now there's proof!

Survival of the fittest and human biology.

I also am highly turned on by men in the fathering family role. Man pushing the stroller, changing diapers, nurturing the kid is a huge turn on for me.


I just cammed for a 21 year old with a huuuge cock. D: The young ones make me feel like such a perv, haha. I'm 28 but my camming persona is a 23 year old college girl.

Wow!!! I need to see some peen before 2017......

Susperia
12-31-2016, 12:27 PM
My 15 year old cat had a seizure and almost died last night and is in the animal ER. I'm a wreck and cannot cam today. She is my world and my love and all that is on my mind.

miss.a.p1600
12-31-2016, 12:30 PM
^^^So sorry to hear. Hope you and your cat are okay

Marina Starr
12-31-2016, 12:35 PM
Sending love and good vibes your way. I hope she pulls through!

My 15 year old cat had a seizure and almost died last night and is in the animal ER. I'm a wreck and cannot cam today. She is my world and my love and all that is on my mind.

~Carmen~
12-31-2016, 12:38 PM
My 15 year old cat had a seizure and almost died last night and is in the animal ER. I'm a wreck and cannot cam today. She is my world and my love and all that is on my mind.

I'm so sorry. I hope that she will be okay. Sending love and healing thoughts to both of you!

caramelcraze
12-31-2016, 12:47 PM
My 15 year old cat had a seizure and almost died last night and is in the animal ER. I'm a wreck and cannot cam today. She is my world and my love and all that is on my mind.

I'm sorry you're going through this. I hope she makes a speedy recovery.

Chellyinparadise
12-31-2016, 12:53 PM
So sorry to hear about your cat hope she gets better hugs

Susperia
12-31-2016, 12:54 PM
Thanks ladies, I appreciate that. I am hoping she can pull through this. She's like my daughter.

whirlerz
12-31-2016, 08:07 PM
My 15 year old cat had a seizure and almost died last night and is in the animal ER. I'm a wreck and cannot cam today. She is my world and my love and all that is on my mind.

Aw. Hope she gets better!

I got a pair of completely sheer black pants to wear on cam

Marina Starr
01-01-2017, 06:14 PM
It's so nice being a morning/afternoon Hoe and have the rest of the night to be a free Hoe.
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Susperia
01-01-2017, 07:07 PM
Update on my cat!!! The animal hospital called today and told me she was alert and ready to come home!!!! I've got my baby back and I couldn't be happier! This is the best start to 2017 for me!

Chellyinparadise
01-01-2017, 07:11 PM
Update on my cat!!! The animal hospital called today and told me she was alert and ready to come home!!!! I've got my baby back and I couldn't be happier! This is the best start to 2017 for me!

Thats awesome! Im so happy to hear and happy for you both. What great news. Glad shes ok.

anonymous camgirl
01-01-2017, 10:04 PM
I love being a morning/afternoon Hoe!.. Lately I have been a Mid- Day Hoe which I don't like .. When I am done working I gotta make dinner, relax and straight to bed.. no time for anything else.


It's so nice being a morning/afternoon Hoe and have the rest of the night to be a free Hoe.
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Glamourmilf
01-02-2017, 05:02 AM
While at church yesterday, I was talking to a cute, petite Asian girl. As the church band was playing their closing song, ( a real upbeat, jazzy one), I noticed she seemed like she wanted to dance.
I LOVE to dance, so I invited her to dance with me.
"Oh, no, she said. Many women here told me not to because they said I look too sexy when I dance."
:O
I say, "Is that right bb?
Well, you're with me now. Fuckem'!!"
Let's dance bb."
We had a blast!!
Its a nondenominational church, and very new agey. So DONT have a Saxophone player if you don't want us to dance. Lol!
Interesting, because most of the women I've met there, are former strippers, porn stars, call girls, and sugar babies. Or old, ugly broads who probably haven't had sex will their husbands since 1950!
And the pastor is an out an proud gay man, as well as most of the guys who attend.
Hmmmm.46962

Marina Starr
01-02-2017, 07:17 AM
You must work from morning straight into the afternoon. I work a few hours in the morning then take a break to make lunch/dinner then hoe again.
I have to break it into two shifts or I can't do it.


I love being a morning/afternoon Hoe!.. Lately I have been a Mid- Day Hoe which I don't like .. When I am done working I gotta make dinner, relax and straight to bed.. no time for anything else.

anonymous camgirl
01-02-2017, 10:19 AM
Well been waking up late these days!... so yea not starting til 11 am or later!.. and then I gotta do about 6 hours then it's dinner time.. Not liking this schedule.. but I don't like to use an alarm.. not good for you.. so I just wait til my body adjusts to a different time.. constantly changing when I wake up.. Not to mention I am still trying to heal my body so I let it do what it wants to do.. not what I force it to do



You must work from morning straight into the afternoon. I work a few hours in the morning then take a break to make lunch/dinner then hoe again.
I have to break it into two shifts or I can't do it.

TheBrownFox
01-02-2017, 01:41 PM
Gotta love the Captain Save-A-Ho's who wanna save Black women from showing their bodies. *rolls eyes* Bragging about allegedly being the #1 tipper on the site...making a point to tell me he left my room because I'm not enough of a "business woman" for him, and he disliked the fact that I chat with premium members in my room. *facepalm* Dude, it's fucking MFC...and a chat room. Lol. You can be a chatting cam girl while reminding members (hence the room topic, dumbass) that it's X tokens for such and such. Screaming "TIP ME!!!" every 3 seconds at guys who enter the room isn't my style. Maybe it's other models' style, but not mine. This guy didn't even want a flash. He tipped me 1,000 tokens twice, with tip notes telling me to keep my clothes on and not flash for these dudes. Hey, I'm cool with that! :) But messaging me later to tell me how the fuck I should run my room (I'd been on and off MFC for some time now, and even had a 4000 cam score once upon a time...don't talk to me like I'm a fucking newbie), and knocking me for how I do things...eat a dick. I banned his ass, because guys like that are more trouble than they're worth. Thanks for putting $100 in my pocket though within a short time frame, asswipe! :)

Jupiter77
01-02-2017, 02:38 PM
I would love to be able to cam in the mornings. But I have no idea how to switch from going to bed at 6am to waking up at 6am really fast without just being a total raging bitch haha

anonymous camgirl
01-02-2017, 03:59 PM
I am feeling disheveled., Since we rang in the new year I am hearing about so much abuse going on against women.. First my beachbody coach that I signed up under years ago.. Has been beaten and cheated and stoled from her husband of a few years! just shocking!.. I knew something was wrong with that guy but never met them in person! so who's to say
Then my sister!.. getting beat up by her daughter and breaking her thumb.. this is so upsetting to me.. tired of women or just anyone being abused.. so sick! Breaks my heart my sister deals with this from her kids.

And then a few months ago my friend from high school meets up with her high school sweetheart and he is abusive to and she had to end the relationship!

Freaking me out.. I am staying single!

anonymous camgirl
01-02-2017, 04:16 PM
It's a process.. you start changing it gradually maybe an hour or 2 a day..


I would love to be able to cam in the mornings. But I have no idea how to switch from going to bed at 6am to waking up at 6am really fast without just being a total raging bitch haha

~Carmen~
01-02-2017, 04:54 PM
I would love to be able to cam in the mornings. But I have no idea how to switch from going to bed at 6am to waking up at 6am really fast without just being a total raging bitch haha

I'm the opposite. I wish I could get on a later schedule but my cat wakes me up at 5 am every day. I figure I might as well get ready for work since I'm up. This morning he woke me up at 4. No no nooo! I refuse to get up at that ungodly hour. Sorry kitty!

Glamourmilf
01-02-2017, 05:42 PM
The young dude who the cable company sent to install my cable was.. ..., invasive is the only way to put it.
I PURPOSELY look frumpy when service guys come over.
Let me describe what I was wearing.
I had on a gray sweatshirt, old brown hoodie over that. Scarf, Black sweat pants, old, beat up ugg
boots, no makeup, hair tied up under a ski hat.
I always make it a point to show them where things are, then I disappear until they're done .
It makes me very uncomfortable to have workmen in my apt to begin with.
I went out to do my laundry, cleaned my kitchen, etc.
But, he comes up to me and says, "What are You?"
What?
He wants to know my race.
I tell him I'm American, and ask why does he want to know.
He's curious, but I know men. They AWAYS are looking for an 'in' to get laid.
I gave him zero attention, even went back out to my laundry area.
But he can't stop.
Starts commenting on how it's good to do laundry in the morning, how it's so quiet where I live, how it's close to everything, blah, blah.
Shut up and get my internet up and running, so I can fucking work!!
I haven't had internet since I got in here for a week!!
Now the landlord is here, making repairs he should have done in the THREE weeks he had to do them.
I tell him I have to work.
He tells me to go right ahead. That he won't bother me.::)
Yeah, that's not going to work.:no:
All this is going on while people keep knocking at my door looking for the previous tenant. Been doing it everyday since I got here.
I don't think this is gonna work out.:-\

heyho
01-02-2017, 06:27 PM
Glam, people can still tell you're hot even in your frumpiest of getups. All being frumpy does is tell them you may have low self-esteem hence higher chance for them to get "in". When I want to be left well alone, I put on something professional and tailored, intimidating full-face makeup, put my chin up, best femdom persona on, and alpha-eye everyone. Makes the boys scurry. They don't even dare stare.

Just put a sign up saying "New tenant inside! Mr ____ no longer lives here, no idea where he is" on your door. ANd if Landlord doesn't hop to it and get the repairs done in a day or two, waggle the tenancy agreement in his face and threaten to leave without paying for breach of contract.

Keep going, Glam! You're a power woman, nothing can bring you down.

Glamourmilf
01-02-2017, 06:47 PM
Glam, people can still tell you're hot even in your frumpiest of getups. All being frumpy does is tell them you may have low self-esteem hence higher chance for them to get "in". When I want to be left well alone, I put on something professional and tailored, intimidating full-face makeup, put my chin up, best femdom persona on, and alpha-eye everyone. Makes the boys scurry. They don't even dare stare.

Just put a sign up saying "New tenant inside! Mr ____ no longer lives here, no idea where he is" on your door. ANd if Landlord doesn't hop to it and get the repairs done in a day or two, waggle the tenancy agreement in his face and threaten to leave without paying for breach of contract.

Keep going, Glam! You're a power woman, nothing can bring you down.

Oh, I like it.
Reverse the role. I'm going to have to try that.
Either that, or hire a body builder from my gym to be here wherever repair/service men are here.

TheBrownFox
01-02-2017, 07:28 PM
The young dude who the cable company sent to install my cable was.. ..., invasive is the only way to put it.
I PURPOSELY look frumpy when service guys come over.
Let me describe what I was wearing.
I had on a gray sweatshirt, old brown hoodie over that. Scarf, Black sweat pants, old, beat up ugg
boots, no makeup, hair tied up under a ski hat.
I always make it a point to show them where things are, then I disappear until they're done .
It makes me very uncomfortable to have workmen in my apt to begin with.
I went out to do my laundry, cleaned my kitchen, etc.
But, he comes up to me and says, "What are You?"
What?
He wants to know my race.
I tell him I'm American, and ask why does he want to know.
He's curious, but I know men. They AWAYS are looking for an 'in' to get laid.
I gave him zero attention, even went back out to my laundry area.
But he can't stop.
Starts commenting on how it's good to do laundry in the morning, how it's so quiet where I live, how it's close to everything, blah, blah.
Shut up and get my internet up and running, so I can fucking work!!
I haven't had internet since I got in here for a week!!
Now the landlord is here, making repairs he should have done in the THREE weeks he had to do them.
I tell him I have to work.
He tells me to go right ahead. That he won't bother me.::)
Yeah, that's not going to work.:no:
All this is going on while people keep knocking at my door looking for the previous tenant. Been doing it everyday since I got here.
I don't think this is gonna work out.:-\

This shit right here is what I'm not looking forward to when I move, and have a dude hook up my internet. The annoying-ass personal questions. I'll probably have to lie on the spot, and act like I got a man at home who's just out at Home Depot right now. Lmfao.

I'm sorry you gotta deal with that shit, though! :/

Glamourmilf
01-02-2017, 08:06 PM
This shit right here is what I'm not looking forward to when I move, and have a dude hook up my internet. The annoying-ass personal questions. I'll probably have to lie on the spot, and act like I got a man at home who's just out at Home Depot right now. Lmfao.

I'm sorry you gotta deal with that shit, though! :/

Yes, best to say that. Or maybe have a guy friend be there.
My stomach was doing flip flops before he even got here, cause I knew the questions would come.
Imagine if he knew I needed the net to cam? Omg!

TheBrownFox
01-02-2017, 08:52 PM
Yes, best to say that. Or maybe have a guy friend be there.
My stomach was doing flip flops before he even got here, cause I knew the questions would come.
Imagine if he knew I needed the net to cam? Omg!

Yeah, I can picture it now. You telling him, and he's like "Ooh, you should let me come by and do a show with you." *wink, wink* BARF.

miss.a.p1600
01-02-2017, 08:54 PM
I'm starting to feel anxiety again! The hot guy is now annoying me because a few weeks ago he seemed eager to meet up again,

I ask what he has in mind and this bitch is like what do you like to do? - ugggg!!!! Just Figure something out and I'll do it. It's not that hard. Fuck!!!! So I just gave him a general list of ideas. I guess it went over his head. And Well things fall off for a week or two then I message him merry Christmas and we chat a bit more on facebook but now this whole thing is driving me crazy.

I can't tell what he is thinking but all I Know is my excitement about him is dwindling down and I am ready to block him on Facebook. We went to school together and have been fb friends for many years so he is going to notice when I block him.

I would put him into the restricted list but I know he might still be lurking at my profile and know my login times and I might still be thinking about him so I need a clean break to erase this interaction from my memory so I can move on to greener pastures.

I am so close to blocking him and I don't know if it's me being insecure or facebook fucking up my privacy. I fucking hate Facebook and I hate the dating games.

Maybe stripperweb ladies are right and entertaining this dude is not a good idea.

It's 2017 and I'm on a mission to get paid and get laid and I don't have the patience for a mixed signal confused ass man.

I need a sign - T minus 24 hours then it's sayonara bitch!!!!

TheBrownFox
01-02-2017, 08:58 PM
I added this to my turn-off's section of my profile:

"If you come into my chat with that "You don't need to be doing this" Captain Save-A-Ho shit, I'm banning yo punk ass."


On another note...I'm excited that Law and Order SVU and Chicago P.D. return on Wednesday!!!

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-02-2017, 10:24 PM
Keanu is a dumb movie. Like dumb dumb dumb. BUT if you want to laugh and let go of shit watch this dumbness. Especially after we've just lost George Michael a great song writer. Lots of George Michael references throughout the film. More than this one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDRTHrgTXI

Isabo
01-02-2017, 10:34 PM
Oh snap! LOL.... I love that money <3 I love key and peele, they're great together, I mean sometimes they do have messed up retarded shit, but they're hilarious XD

Isabo
01-02-2017, 11:19 PM
I'm not sure where to post this and not sure where to start with this one but here it is....

What do you think about breast implants? I ask because I'm thinking of getting some maybe eventually, I'm not sure... Just wondering

Jupiter77
01-03-2017, 02:37 AM
Shit if I could afford it you could bet your ass i'd have me some fake titties..
Going from almost 300 pounds down to 150 makes my titties look like saggy water balloons lol

Jupiter77
01-03-2017, 02:37 AM
and IM OFFICIALLY 21!!
Weed store here I come :)

TheBrownFox
01-03-2017, 07:31 AM
and im officially 21!!
Weed store here i come :)

Happy Birthday!!!

Marina Starr
01-03-2017, 10:00 AM
Stepping into 2017, I thanked the Baristas at Starbucks for surviving me because God knows I'm a major bitch but never for no reason. I am the only and the most consistent person in my life so I think very highly of myself and I expect kindness, good treatment and respect wherever I go. I always extend those same desires to people that deserve it.

When you feel good about yourself and have high self-esteem, you don't tolerate second class treatment from anyone or anywhere. That's not asking for a lot, that's the bare minimum.

Jupiter77
01-03-2017, 05:51 PM
Happy Birthday!!!

Thank youuu!! :)

Marina Starr
01-03-2017, 06:23 PM
This shit is blowing up. Should Kim Burrell facing so much backlash for her religious beliefs and freedom of speech?
She should know that it's a new age, you can't make comments like these and not get backlash. Is freedom of speech only okay when it's agreeable?

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