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Genoveve
01-13-2018, 09:17 PM
Story Time! 4 Days ago I was out with a few friends and we stopped at a store to get some wine. But this store didnt have the good stuff so I decided to walk across the street to the actual liqueur store. Now the reason I didn't just drive there in the first place was because the parking lot is small, awkward and a pain in the ass to get in and out of. So now as Im walking across the street there's black ice everywhere. I'm standing on the little median waiting to cross over and when I stepped down I slipped. Feet in the air. I landed on my butt and slipped the entire way across the street, just barely avoiding the oncoming traffic. I'm now sitting on the side of the road in complete confusion because I can't believe that just happened to me. LOL All the cars stop and people are surrounding me asking if I was okay.

Then this one guy says "Hey wheres your sled?". I'm like Huh? What sled? And another lady goes "I though you were on a sled when you slid by?" So I'm up on my feet feeling a little bit of pain and telling people Im okay and that there was no sled. I start walking into the liqueur store praying no one noticed me busting my ass, but nope. Papi behind the counter saw it all and goes "Mama! Why you out here riding a sled, huh? Why you do that?" LMAO What friggin sled are they talking about? I'm like there is NO SLED! I slipped on my butt, not a sled! So either they were trying to say that I was moving so fast that it must have been a sled or my butt is that big that it looked like I was sitting on something? :)

By the time I got home my back was locked up and I was down for almost 3 days. I feel better now. Lots of rest but lord I can't wait until next week when we're in Florida. "Where's your sled?" Why the hell would a grown ass woman be on a sled in traffic at 8pm?

Hmmmm I dunno.....what seems more likely; that alllllll these people were hallucinating that you had a sled or that you actually did have a sled? I think you DID have a sled but you were so stunned by the fall that in a daze you forgot all about it and abandoned it. :rotfl:

I'm glad your back is better though. I hoard prescription pain pills so that if I ever have an emergency like that I don't have to suffer.

DancesWithSloths
01-14-2018, 06:20 AM
By the time I got home my back was locked up and I was down for almost 3 days. I feel better now. Lots of rest but lord I can't wait until next week when we're in Florida. "Where's your sled?" Why the hell would a grown ass woman be on a sled in traffic at 8pm?

You deal with the general public on cam and in your van every day, and you ask why it's likely that somebody would be doing stupid stuff for no reason? :) :) :)

So glad you're OK, though, and that you didn't break anything. Yikes.

bbwbrianna
01-14-2018, 01:23 PM
So taking away my cats favorite toy justifies him pissing on my bed right in the spot I sleep. When I did that he howled then went straight to my bed. I don't care what anyone says cats are more intelligent than people give them credit for.

kortneykay
01-14-2018, 10:06 PM
Glad you're okay, Phat! Sounds like you slipped so hard they assumed you were sledding, lol. Perhaps that's the spot for a few of the kids?

IvyRose
01-15-2018, 01:46 AM
So taking away my cats favorite toy justifies him pissing on my bed right in the spot I sleep. When I did that he howled then went straight to my bed. I don't care what anyone says cats are more intelligent than people give them credit for.

hahhahhahahhaa omg I cant stop laughing!

AuroraJade
01-15-2018, 07:37 AM
My dog does that. She LOVES to piss on the bed when she's excited. I always get really angry but not directly at her because she has a kidney disease and sometimes cant help it / has some problems with her ' water'

Marina Starr
01-15-2018, 04:21 PM
Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
We still have a long way to go because racism, hate and prejudice are still alive and well.

http://i65.tinypic.com/eaiq8h.jpg

Scorpio Girl
01-15-2018, 07:25 PM
So taking away my cats favorite toy justifies him pissing on my bed right in the spot I sleep. When I did that he howled then went straight to my bed. I don't care what anyone says cats are more intelligent than people give them credit for.

Cats are super smart! Consider yourself lucky you weren't in the bed. I didn't wake up when my cat wanted me to once so he peed on me in the bed. Nothing like waking up to warm cat piss all over you. Luckily, that was a one time thing. Typically, he just knocks everything off my desk and the bookshelf and opens the desk drawer and starts throwing everything on the floor. My other cat makes himself throw up whenever I'm a little late feeding him. And no, there's nothing wrong with him. He just does it to express how unhappy he is that he is not getting his food on time. Yes, they are spoiled rotten.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-16-2018, 09:13 PM
PGD...

any word on that voodoo shit with your neighbors?

HAHA it's gotten you concerned too, huh? It turned out to be the old lady speed walker after all. Last week when the neighborhood was snowed in we decided to run our food truck from the driveway (Classy I know) and she walked up with a big ol hambone! It was wrapped in paper towels with chunks of meat still on it. She ordered a coffee, handed me the bone and then sped away. Old girl isn't much for conversation.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-16-2018, 09:18 PM
Cats are super smart! Consider yourself lucky you weren't in the bed. I didn't wake up when my cat wanted me to once so he peed on me in the bed. Nothing like waking up to warm cat piss all over you. Luckily, that was a one time thing. Typically, he just knocks everything off my desk and the bookshelf and opens the desk drawer and starts throwing everything on the floor. My other cat makes himself throw up whenever I'm a little late feeding him. And no, there's nothing wrong with him. He just does it to express how unhappy he is that he is not getting his food on time. Yes, they are spoiled rotten.

Years ago when my dog was still a puppy. Maybe just over a year old? I had the flu and passed out for over 12 hours. I wake up to him sleeping next to me peeing in his sleep! He was curled up under my arm just letting it go. But it wasn't his fault. It was mine for not being able to let him out to do his business. Also the last time he had an "accident" in the house was the last time I had the flu as well.

I use to have a cat that loved to pee on my roomates bed. I didn't care too much for that roomate and think my cat must have picked up on that?

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-17-2018, 02:43 PM
“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

DahliaSimone
01-17-2018, 03:51 PM
Legit over snow. Its been piled up since Thursday night and I havent left the house since and I am pretty sure that the little bit of sanity I have remaining after dealing with cam-dudes all day is quickly fading. Seriously: fuck snow with something hard and sandpapery.

DahliaSimone
01-17-2018, 03:56 PM
On a positive note: I'm 99% certain my boyfriend bought me a Lenovo Flex for my birthday, so.....I'm super excited about that, even if I can't open it for another 3 1/2 weeks (he is in Egypt til next month, but had my gift delivered)....I've been camming on this p.o.s ASUS (never getting one again, I've been through 4 of them in 5 years) for so long and have been complaining about it left and right, so I think he listened (and he is always dropping hints that he doesnt think I pick up on....so I just let him think that).....then I can FINALLY use the Razer Kiyo he got me for Christmas, instead of looking at it longingly in its box.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-17-2018, 04:07 PM
Asus and Lenovo are my two favorite brands. I have a 7 yrd old I7 lenovo p500 that I can still cam on with encoders. I can't do much else while streaming but its still holding up. Lenovos are the Mazdas of the pc world. As long as you perform routine maintenance that shit will never die.

DahliaSimone
01-17-2018, 04:11 PM
I kept buying ASUS because....well, they are pretty. However, I bought this piece of Trump before I decided to cam full time....big mistake. I was going to buy a new one over Black Friday but I knew if I complained enough he was eventually gonna buy it lol. Can't even use an encoder on it so......it will be kind of nice to see how SM can perform with something other than the built in broadcaster and a new cam with a ring light. Can't really do anything but help.

TheBrownFox
01-17-2018, 07:52 PM
Legit over snow. Its been piled up since Thursday night and I havent left the house since and I am pretty sure that the little bit of sanity I have remaining after dealing with cam-dudes all day is quickly fading. Seriously: fuck snow with something hard and sandpapery.


I'm with you on that! I fucking hate winter for several reasons. As long as these kids go back to school ON TIME tomorrow without another 2-hour delay or closing (They should be on time...there is NOTHING wrong with these roads...), I will be able to do this paid photo shoot here at home with a photographer that I trust.

I don't know if y'all see my Twitter tweet about what happened to me earlier today (While trying to withdraw my MFC pay, the ATM "timed out" on me, and my cash was not dispensed, yet it's saying in my online statement that X dollars was withdrawn at that time...so I'm screwed out of X dollars and have to wait approx. 10 business days for it to be resolved and hopefully recovered to my account)...but after that, I NEED to do this photo shoot.

Bananabunny
01-18-2018, 02:49 PM
Today everything goes wrong! Literally everything...

I wake up too late, I start to get sick cuz my brother got the flu...Bad timing, I barely worked this month due to being burnt out from working on two websites!!!!

I also cussed out a dude who pmed me for free, thinking he just wanted some free dirty chat and I told him "fuck off", one second later I receive two tips from him...He gone LOL I even said sorry but then he left without a word. Bad decision. I'm such an idiot!!!! Now I hate myself even more!!

Another dude who comes in bought me a sweater recently, dumbass me doesn't remembers it was him and I pretend I haven't had an amazon package in years to try to get a gift (low I know, but I need these gifts to make myself feel better from being so extremely pathetic)...He points to my sweater I'm wearing and tells me he bought it for me 3 weeks ago...BUSTED. I told him an emergency lie that I'm tired and I bought a similar sweater but not exactly the same and he reacts with understanding.

I feel so bratty and ungrateful but camming made me this way...seriously.

IvyRose
01-19-2018, 02:09 AM
My new website is on my minddddddddddddddd
I am so grateful for camming, for being able to stay inside while it is storming outside, to be able to make money flipping people off, for being part of livecammodelshow and being able to build it up and getting more and more income through skype

Never felt so good about camming before, I have quit doing all the stuff online I am not personally enjoying, and am only accepting clients I want to work for. NO more burn out for me.

Creating content too sell though livecammodelshow is on my mind
2018 Ill be going all out

seashell
01-19-2018, 09:41 AM
I spent the past couple days trying to get a wifi hotspot set up in my AirBnB... after lots of tech problems, I FINALLY have contact with the outside world. Ahhhhh it feels good <3

Teddy_Bear
01-19-2018, 01:03 PM
I love Stripperweb I really do but why wont it let me change my damn signature? I go through all the steps and then it just goes to a blank page and none of the changes save grrrrrr.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-19-2018, 04:50 PM
I love Stripperweb I really do but why wont it let me change my damn signature? I go through all the steps and then it just goes to a blank page and none of the changes save grrrrrr.

Im not sure why thats happening to you? A blank white page could be your internet timing out when it goes to the security check page. I cant think of any other reason why it would do that? Maybe its the browser and you should try a different one.

Bananabunny
01-19-2018, 07:57 PM
I'm always trolling these asshats who come in my room and are like "watch my cam cutie (:"
I tell them that cam2cam is 45 tokens and they bail.

I go into their room and tell them "come back in my room I need to show you something".
Then they come back like a beaten dog and I directly kick and ban them. Trololololo cheapos! That's what you get for being a cheap bastard!!

Marina Starr
01-20-2018, 07:11 AM
What's on my mind today is bit rate... I was told not having enough light can cause your bit rate to drop. If that's the case then why do some models room are so dark like they're at the movies and they're fine?
I want answers, lol!

Cutie101
01-20-2018, 11:28 AM
What's on my mind today is bit rate... I was told not having enough light can cause your bit rate to drop. If that's the case then why do some models room are so dark like they're at the movies and they're fine?
I want answers, lol!

Amen! I want answers too!!

Marina Starr
01-20-2018, 01:08 PM
I guess I'll have to email Liz and ask her because I don't think we'll get the answer here. I'll keep you posted on what she said.

Amen! I want answers too!!

TheBrownFox
01-20-2018, 04:58 PM
I don't usually eat food from McDonald's, but I happened to be near one today, and decided to get something from the Dollar Menu.

The employees were in the middle of training (So no one’s at the registers...we had to use the ordering kiosks), and were dealing with 2 different trainers getting in the way, critiquing their every move in front of the customers.

The employee was handing me my bag of food, and her trainer quickly grabbed the bag from us and said “Just a second, Ma’am. She’s being trained. *He looks at her* So now what you say to the customer is.....” *facepalm* Geez. I felt bad for those employees.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-20-2018, 06:36 PM
This morning a friend of mine posted a pic of her cat eating food on top of the stove. And just now she sent aa text inviting us to Sunday dinner tomorrow. Cough Cough I feel something coming on. I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it. ;)

DancesWithSloths
01-22-2018, 07:51 AM
I'm home alone for the next 3 weeks, maybe a month, for complicated family reasons. I haven't lived alone for that long since my undergrad, and my introverted ass is quite excited.

To camathon, or not to camathon? Hmm.

Marina Starr
01-22-2018, 03:56 PM
This warms my heart. More men AND women like this please! #womenmarch
http://i68.tinypic.com/2woaf5v.jpg

queenelayliah
01-22-2018, 10:46 PM
I just got fired from my "two week trial" as a pso with phonesexop.com sigh. They said my hold times were to low, i cant help it if i get the quickies and the guys who literally call then hang up. Sigh I should be happy i was only making about 0.34 a minute. Vut it atill sucks to be fired when i dont want to go and i feel shitty now and doubting my skills as a pso. Now i, stuck with just two sources of income thats not really providing income. Im $1000 short this month on bills.

AuroraJade
01-23-2018, 09:00 AM
How do you combine looking sexy on cam with comfort? I hate one thing about camming, and that is that it causes me terrible back, neck and shoulder pains. I am always unsupported and uncomfortable. And when I am going to sit comfy (in a chair, with a pillow on my back) I get almost no shows.

Cutie101
01-23-2018, 10:40 AM
And when I am going to sit comfy (in a chair, with a pillow on my back) I get almost no shows.

Lol, you've put me on thoughts :))) I was complaining in another thread that 2017 sucked for me and guess what. In 2017 i cammed only from a chair :)))))))))))) Before I was camming from the bed. Voila! Mystery solved :)))

DancesWithSloths
01-23-2018, 12:58 PM
How do you combine looking sexy on cam with comfort? I hate one thing about camming, and that is that it causes me terrible back, neck and shoulder pains. I am always unsupported and uncomfortable. And when I am going to sit comfy (in a chair, with a pillow on my back) I get almost no shows.

Can you move your cam around until you find a good angle for your position in the chair? My secret crush, a top-row SM girl, cams from a chair and kills it.

If you'd rather go with the bed, practise sitting up straight without leaning your back against anything. If you don't know what it feels like to have a completely straight back, a couple of yoga or tai chi classes will teach you how to sit with a good posture. If your cam is usually pointed at your head and chest, another good trick is to sit on a gym ball, and descreetly kick it off the bed when you're ready to take a show.

Marina Starr
01-24-2018, 06:53 PM
Don’t bring negativity where it isn’t needed.


Is what's on my mind.

uglyblonde
01-24-2018, 10:44 PM
i been watching this one girl with ohmibod and she did amazing shows but now she has "will squirt/get naked when i feel good enough" and she earns more then 10k tokens a day and never gets naked or squirts(she used to even fuck with her bf on cam). everyone who calls her out for being a scammer she just bans or silence. so im not sure if this girl is really clever or these men are fucking stupid because they keep tipping when clearly she never gets naked or squirts. and im here working that ass off to reach a small goal for naked and feeling like i owe people something when they tip me 100 when she justs silence someone who tipped 4k for talking shit lol

TheBrownFox
01-25-2018, 02:33 AM
i been watching this one girl with ohmibod and she did amazing shows but now she has "will squirt/get naked when i feel good enough" and she earns more then 10k tokens a day and never gets naked or squirts(she used to even fuck with her bf on cam).


As soon as I read your post, I thought this sounded very familiar because of a thread on ACF:
https://www.ambercutie.com/forums/threads/im-banned-due-to-the-coo-of-chaturbate-negligence.30357/

Bananabunny
01-25-2018, 08:45 PM
I swear some douchebag on Streamate tried to get me to meet him up and shit. He refuses to do any further more privates with me and tells me the shitty excuse "I'm not a millionare" and he thinks I'm cute and wants to meet my "non-camsex personality".

Sorry but that non-camsex personality is a bitter lonely man-hating nutcase that lies for money and barely leaves the house and laughs her ass off after cam about how dumb men can be. Oh did I mention that I don't wear that 10k pounds of make-up in real life and that wig I have on for Streamate? I'm wearing that stuff for a reason, I don't want to be recognized by lonely broke losers like him! Fûcking hell.

Rant for tonight over. I want this week to be over and this month too it sucked soo bad.

TheBrownFox
01-25-2018, 08:57 PM
Sorry but that non-camsex personality is a bitter lonely man-hating nutcase that lies for money and barely leaves the house and laughs her ass off after cam about how dumb men can be.


I like you! :) Haha.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-26-2018, 08:09 AM
Im not usually a card carrying member of the #MenAreTrash Squad. Buuuut every damn time I log into the adult industry boards, I wanna put that shit on a tshirt!!! They are so so trash! Ugh and they wonder why their porn profits are decreasing? Its because we can see, hear and read the crap you say about us ya cialis poppin pricks! I'm so proud of the performers who are doing their own thing and learning how to create their own content. Because in the great words of DJ Khaled...THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO EAT.

seashell
01-26-2018, 02:11 PM
Oooomg my findom whale just messaged me for the first time in months... my blood pressure probably just shot through the roof lol

ETA: Said findom whale was verrry generous :D But omg... he did a screenshare at one point, and I could see my cam, and I was basically a pixellated blob! Dammit I knew this airbnb's wifi was garbage lol... he was a total sweetie, didn't say anything, and let the pixel girl drain his wallet. I feel kinda touched... <3

naomi_doll
01-27-2018, 08:53 PM
Just now instead of saying Leggo My Eggo it said "Leggo My Afro" :)

Just saw "Mother of Sissies" :rotfl:

TheBrownFox
01-28-2018, 07:25 PM
https://www.dayspatch.com/man-children-sex-robot/

This guy wants to have babies with his sex robot. LMFAO.

Marina Starr
01-30-2018, 01:22 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/hu2bdi.jpg

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-31-2018, 05:19 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/hu2bdi.jpg

I just watched her do a live stream on insta earlier today. I love her! She was talking about her show The Queens Court with Khia while she got dressed for an event. It was really cool kinda reminded me of one of my "sissy sessions". I have clients who like to skype and talk about hair and makeup. She's hilarious and smart af too. @TheRealTSMadison (https://www.instagram.com/therealtsmadison/)

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
01-31-2018, 05:34 PM
I've had people shade me, downplay my skill set and business ventures. Even shit talk me to business partners and then after all of that was done...they tried to make the same moves. It all makes so much sense now. And to them I say thank you. Thank you for letting me know that your next move won't happen until after I make mine. :-*

http://www.camhustlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/when-you-hate-someone-because-ot-how-horrible-they.png

Marina Starr
02-01-2018, 10:52 AM
Hoemade yellow chicken curry... mmmmm my body is ready!

http://i63.tinypic.com/10gh1fs.png

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-01-2018, 08:03 PM
Just saw "Mother of Sissies" :rotfl:

Ooo thats a good one! Just now I got an email that said this:

Hi JuicyThot,

Please note that we have scheduled regular maintenance on our servers that may impact your websites though we do not expect there to be any incoming or outgoing traffic interruptions

At first I was like oh NO THEY DIDN'T!!! But then I remembered that was the name I chose for the program. LMAO I was thinking this is a professional business and they're gonna call me a thot?!? Clearly I've never used that service and it needs to be deleted asap.

lula_xoxox
02-01-2018, 08:51 PM
Ooo thats a good one! Just now I got an email that said this:

Hi JuicyThot,





hahahhaaha

what's on my mind is WOAH how much more intense and personal do skype shows feel when you're just used to streamate?! i find it so unnerving!! i just did a dom show, and it was fun but i really felt tongue-tied and awkward! i've done skype shows before, and felt the same way which is why i don't do them often, which is silly because i'm sure i could make tons more money. i think the instantaneousness of SM is really good for not giving you any time to overthink what you're doing.... i just end up spooking myself on skype!

caramelcraze
02-02-2018, 07:02 AM
current mood
http://78.media.tumblr.com/d94a1977f788dd1d1f1289f71ec4cc58/tumblr_oqspd8brH91vixfeio1_250.png

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
02-02-2018, 08:42 AM
Hoemade yellow chicken curry... mmmmm my body is ready!

http://i63.tinypic.com/10gh1fs.png

Is that a piece of bread?