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AChildOfBoredom
08-25-2020, 03:33 AM
Mmhmm. Funny how I hear guys say these things, yet they’re so quick to deny it once they realize that knowledge has broken their “bro circle” boundaries or whatever. Let me guess, you’ve never heard “caulking the tub”, “cleaning the rifle”, “priming the pump”, etc.? I’m sorry, but - as my previously mentioned former coworker was apt to saying, that BOOshit. I refuse to believe I somehow know more guy nicknames for masturbation than guys on a strip club forum do.
Raziel
08-25-2020, 03:42 AM
Nope, haven't heard any of those. I just call it either Jerking off (for Men) , and Rubbing off (For Women). Never heard any of those.
BUT maybe i can use them in some of my stories.
"Flicking the Bean," LMAO. That kills me.
miss.a.p1600
08-25-2020, 06:30 AM
https://thumb-p1.xhcdn.com/a/z2G6eLelSL4mLyN8OMPvQQ/000/176/113/611_450.jpg
Cotdamn!!!!!
Some guy had to have photoshopped these.
If these are indeed real ..... cotdamn!
Raziel
08-25-2020, 07:02 AM
Cotdamn!!!!!
Some guy had to have photoshopped these.
If these are indeed real ..... cotdamn!
Looks like it's from the '70's or 80's.
slowpoke
08-25-2020, 09:34 AM
Cotdamn!!!!!
Some guy had to have photoshopped these.
If these are indeed real ..... cotdamn!
Cynthia Jeanette Myers (September 12, 1950 – November 4, 2011) was an American model, actress, and Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for the December 1968 issue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Myers
Myers was the first Playboy Playmate born in the 1950s when she appeared in the magazine in December 1968. The pictures were shot in June 1968 when she was 17 years old, but it was Playboy's policy by that time to wait until a Playmate turned 18 before her pictures would be published.
Raziel
08-25-2020, 10:52 AM
Well, she's got weird looking boobs, that's for sure, no matter what time she came from. Those things are POINTY.
Bahuba
08-25-2020, 12:54 PM
as long as they're not bits or toobs
miss.a.p1600
08-25-2020, 02:01 PM
Well, she's got weird looking boobs, that's for sure, no matter what time she came from. Those things are POINTY.
I could believe her boobs really looked like this maybe if she were also lactating but Im inclined to believe this is some good lighting n angling and some after the fact photoshop. I think photoshop has been around since the 80’s but before then I don’t know what guys used to creatively alter photos.
Raziel
08-25-2020, 02:05 PM
Photoshop was around in the 80's, but if this pic is actually from the 1960's, that ain't photoshop.
She looks like a MUTANT.
Elektra Luxx
08-25-2020, 02:08 PM
Cynthia Jeanette Myers (September 12, 1950 – November 4, 2011) was an American model, actress, and Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for the December 1968 issue.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Myers
Myers was the first Playboy Playmate born in the 1950s when she appeared in the magazine in December 1968. The pictures were shot in June 1968 when she was 17 years old, but it was Playboy's policy by that time to wait until a Playmate turned 18 before her pictures would be published.
Why did women look so mature for their age back then? This girl is 17 and she looks at least 30 years old?! I don't think it's just the hairstyles. I seen pics of family from back they look much older than they're age.
BTW, I say Boobies, tits sounds kind of dirty. Like if BF said "lemme see those tits babe!" and I'd want to slap him for being rude, but if he said "lemme see those boobies!", I would happily flash them.
miss.a.p1600
08-25-2020, 02:12 PM
Photoshop was around in the 80's, but if this pic is actually from the 1960's, that ain't photoshop.
She looks like a MUTANT.
So you don’t think it could have been altered later? Like for example I have a picture from the 60’s hold onto it for couple decades then play with it in photoshop in the 80s. There’s no way to tell if the person who published that photo altered it unless we know for certain that’s the original untouched photo
I think it looks “mutant” because it’s been altered......slowpoke photoshopped it lol
I mean how is her right Breast sticking out way farther than her left - from this angle we are seeing?!?
And look up some other pics of her you’ll notice her breast (while still quite large) are more “natural” looking
miss.a.p1600
08-25-2020, 02:19 PM
I also noticed her pictorial spread was called “Holy Toledo” ..... that rhymes with “Torpedo” lol
slowpoke
08-25-2020, 02:25 PM
I dont have photoshop.
https://www.google.com/search?q=cynthia+myers+tits&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjrgqaZpbfrAhVIUKwKHfflCVQQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=cynthia+myers+tits&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQDDoCCAA6BAgAEBg6BggAEAoQGFCbK1iVNWC kSWgAcAB4AIABTogB4wKSAQE1mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pb WfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=foFFX-vLEsigsQX3y6egBQ&bih=758&biw=1600
https://www.google.com/search?q=cynthia+myers+playboy&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjrk7iepbfrAhUFeK0KHWgwChIQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=cynthia+myers+playboy&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQDFCnyQdY1fEHYJyLCGgDcAB4AIAB0QKIAYM IkgEFOS4zLTGYAQCgAQGqAQtnd3Mtd2l6LWltZ8ABAQ&sclient=img&ei=iYFFX6urBYXwtQXo4KiQAQ&bih=758&biw=1600
Raziel
08-25-2020, 02:29 PM
So you don’t think it could have been altered later? Like for example I have a picture from the 60’s hold onto it for couple decades then play with it in photoshop in the 80s. There’s no way to tell if the person who published that photo altered it unless we know for certain that’s the original untouched photo
I think it looks “mutant” because it’s been altered......slowpoke photoshopped it lol
I mean how is her right Breast sticking out way farther than her left - from this angle we are seeing?!?
And look up some other pics of her you’ll notice her breast (while still quite large) are more “natural” looking
Look, maybe but GOOD GOD, she looks terrible! And I've never seen any of her other pics. That pic is CRAZY.
FIRE LASERS 3... 2... 1...
slowpoke
08-25-2020, 03:14 PM
A list
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/a47859/101-different-names-boobs/
slowpoke
08-25-2020, 03:27 PM
Why did women look so mature for their age back then? This girl is 17 and she looks at least 30 years old?! I don't think it's just the hairstyles. I seen pics of family from back they look much older than they're age.
BTW, I say Boobies, tits sounds kind of dirty. Like if BF said "lemme see those tits babe!" and I'd want to slap him for being rude, but if he said "lemme see those boobies!", I would happily flash them.
Other examples
https://www.boredpanda.com/bullet-bra-fashion-vintage/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Raziel
08-26-2020, 07:22 AM
BOOBS... Or Tits. I don't know. I use them interchangeably. I like both.
Raziel
08-26-2020, 07:26 AM
I also noticed her pictorial spread was called “Holy Toledo” ..... that rhymes with “Torpedo” lol
Honey, she could stick your eyes out with those things. They're like PENCILS.
slowpoke
08-26-2020, 08:34 AM
I also noticed her pictorial spread was called “Holy Toledo” ..... that rhymes with “Torpedo” lol
Wasn't she from Toledo?
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 09:07 AM
Honey, she could stick your eyes out with those things. They're like PENCILS.
If I were a dude I’d probably orgasm in 30 seconds from titty fucking some that looked like hers
Raziel
08-26-2020, 09:30 AM
Apparently, you don't know as much about being a dude as you think you do. She looks like if i Titty fucked her i'd wind up with an arm growing out of my back. She really does look like a Mutant. I'd be radioactive.
Raziel
08-26-2020, 09:33 AM
Wasn't she from Toledo?
Just how do you know that shit? Wasn't she a playmate from like 50 years ago?
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 10:12 AM
Apparently, you don't know as much about being a dude as you think you do. She looks like if i Titty fucked her i'd wind up with an arm growing out of my back. She really does look like a Mutant. I'd be radioactive.
LOL!!!!
If those are real ,..... They’re just so big n voluptuous.
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 10:13 AM
Just how do you know that shit? Wasn't she a playmate from like 50 years ago?
Im actually curious as to what they looked like in her 50’s
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 10:13 AM
And has anyone said melons?
Nice juicy melons.....mmmmm
Raziel
08-26-2020, 10:16 AM
LOL!!!!
If those are real ,..... They’re just so big n voluptuous.
They look like Daggers to me.
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 10:25 AM
Speaking of Anna Nicole earlier ...... didn’t she call hers “rosebuds” for that old dude?
Raziel
08-26-2020, 10:35 AM
I think something like that. Rather poetic name for them don't ya think?
slowpoke
08-26-2020, 02:34 PM
Just how do you know that shit? Wasn't she a playmate from like 50 years ago?
I am incredibly intelligent.
slowpoke
08-26-2020, 02:42 PM
Why did women look so mature for their age back then? This girl is 17 and she looks at least 30 years old?!
She got them at 13.
miss.a.p1600
08-26-2020, 05:10 PM
^plus when you do a lady’s (or young lady’s) hair and makeup ..... they can easily look way older than what they really are
Remember that Doug Hutchison or whatever his name is had married that 16 year old girl and he was damn near 50.
Her ass out here looking like an entire 29 year old and she was only 16. She had the full boobs (implants), skimpy/skin tight clothes, bleached blonde hair, long nails, long lashes, full makeup .... a stripper-ish look at the tender age of 16
And that guy was just gross messing with someone THAT much younger. In my opinion.
slowpoke
08-26-2020, 05:47 PM
"Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison stirred controversy when they married in 2011.
She was 16 at the time, and Hutchison, an actor who had appeared in the film "The Green Mile," was 50."
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/04/entertainment/courtney-stodden-doug-hutchison-divorce/index.html
SnuffleUffleGrass
08-26-2020, 07:06 PM
"They're real and they're fabulous"
Raziel
08-26-2020, 10:53 PM
If they have Mass and Volume, that's real enough for me. that's for sure. What are they, HOLOGRAMS?
AChildOfBoredom
08-27-2020, 04:21 AM
https://youtu.be/js5CJ1Zmst0
Raziel
08-27-2020, 04:53 AM
That's ridiculous, why would they ban that commercial? Why are people so hung up on the Human Body? Women have Tits, live with it!
slowpoke
08-27-2020, 09:11 AM
She calls french fries "chips".
kimbe
08-27-2020, 01:48 PM
I'd prefer he called them boobs. Idk but it just feels like a more respectful word to me.
AChildOfBoredom
08-27-2020, 06:32 PM
“Funbags” and “chesticles” are the two I really dislike the most.
Raziel
08-27-2020, 06:37 PM
“Funbags” and “chesticles” are the two I really dislike the most.
Yeah, i don't like those either. They seem really like something a douchbag would use.
I dislike BoobIES, too. That seems like something a 10 year old would call them.
miss.a.p1600
08-27-2020, 09:11 PM
“Funbags” and “chesticles” are the two I really dislike the most.
i like chesticles
that’s what I call men’s breasts
idk. It’s more comedic than anything
kimbe
08-27-2020, 11:43 PM
Yeah, i don't like those either. They seem really like something a douchbag would use.
Agree!
I dislike BoobIES, too. That seems like something a 10 year old would call them.
That makes it kind of cute..
Raziel
08-28-2020, 05:50 AM
I tend to call them either Boobs or Tits, if i'm speaking clinically i simply call them by their real name. Breasts (This is like if i'm talking about a Mammogram or something like that). I'm not really creative with my names for them, i don't feel as though I need to be.
BAZOONGAS, lol. That's a funny one, though. Men come up with 10,000 names for Tits.
AChildOfBoredom
08-28-2020, 04:56 PM
Of course we can’t forget “the girls”, although I only tend to use that one when I’m speaking in a scathingly sarcastic way. So, it’s not uncommon for me to use that.
Raziel
08-28-2020, 05:36 PM
A lot of Women use "The Girls." Nothing's wrong with it. At least it's not "Chesticles." Or "Funbags."
miss.a.p1600
08-28-2020, 05:40 PM
Ta-ta’s
slowpoke
08-28-2020, 05:54 PM
300 Alternative Words for Breasts
Airbags
Areola Alps
Aroogas
Babylons
Bazookas
Bazooms
Beacons
Beanbags
Bebops
Betty Boops,
Bewbs
Big Boppers
Bikini Stuffers
Billibongs
Biological thermometer mounts
Bitties
Blinkers
Blouse Bunnies
Blouse Clowns
Blubber Nuggets
Bombers
Bombshells
Bon Bons
Bongos
Bonkers
Boobers
Boobies
Boobs
Boops
Bops
Bosoms
Boulders
Bouncers
Bra Buddies
Bra Stuffers
Breasts
Breasticles
Bronskis
Bubbas
Bubbies
Buds
Bulbs
Bulges
Bullets
Bumpers
Bumps
Bust
Busters
Busties
Butterballs
See the link for the rest.
https://mumslounge.com.au/lifestyle/jolenes-mumbo-jumbo/300-alternative-words-breasts/
Raziel
08-29-2020, 06:46 AM
A lot of those make no sense at all. Bubbles? Bonkers? Big Boppers? WTF are you even talking about. I wouldn't even know what the dude was saying!
Silly.
Elektra Luxx
08-29-2020, 08:50 AM
I'm going to start using the word "bazooms".
Bahuba
08-29-2020, 11:15 AM
why do so many start with "B"? alliterative?