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AngelWithHorns
08-18-2021, 08:42 PM
Wait, I have something for this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
HAHAHAHA! oh shit. yes. Coffee helps, and a lot of green vegetables helps too! And I ve just read some nice book about human guts recently. And there it says that when you sit on your toilet to do it - it's actually wrong position, because of human anatomy (people should squat to shit. hahaha damn.) So, to do it right, it's better to put something under your feet, so your legs like 45 degree bent and it helps to poo. (and it really works!) hahaha oh ladies!;D;D;D
Aurora_Sunset
01-30-2022, 07:21 AM
I feel like during my work week, my body holds on to all my poop. Maybe due to stress or I just accidentally train it that I can’t run to the bathroom, so it stops it all up. Sometimes I’ll go all week and realize I haven’t pooped at all and I’m super bloated. Then I wake up the morning of my first day off and it’s like the kraken is unleashed lol
Cutie101
01-30-2022, 07:30 AM
I feel like during my work week, my body holds on to all my poop. Maybe due to stress or I just accidentally train it that I can’t run to the bathroom, so it stops it all up. Sometimes I’ll go all week and realize I haven’t pooped at all and I’m super bloated. Then I wake up the morning of my first day off and it’s like the kraken is unleashed lol
I get this problem during vacations. Now I always get some slimming tea with me and drink in the morning, or in the evening and by the next day is always helping me. I try to stay away from laxatives and pills. Slimming teas that contain senna and elderberry are guaranteed to release the kraken :)))
The problem is that... it does release the kraken... properly. Like, in that moment. With cramps and everything, lol. So you gotta be careful and plan ahead when to drink it. They usually take effect 6-8 hours after being drank, or after you eat. But they are goooood, ahhh!!! ;D;D;D
indiegirl
01-30-2022, 11:27 AM
I'm on the toilet right now. I am the only one in the house that goes through air freshener spray like candy. LOLLLLLL!!! I'm trying to breathe right now.
Thank god I bring spray to my hotels or people would be leaving LOL.
Aurora_Sunset
01-31-2022, 07:36 AM
I get this problem during vacations. Now I always get some slimming tea with me and drink in the morning, or in the evening and by the next day is always helping me. I try to stay away from laxatives and pills. Slimming teas that contain senna and elderberry are guaranteed to release the kraken :)))
The problem is that... it does release the kraken... properly. Like, in that moment. With cramps and everything, lol. So you gotta be careful and plan ahead when to drink it. They usually take effect 6-8 hours after being drank, or after you eat. But they are goooood, ahhh!!! ;D;D;D
I usually chug epsom salt in water whenever I need a natural laxative, but a tea sounds like it tastes WAY better. I'll have to get some!
whirlerz
01-31-2022, 07:40 AM
Try coffee, & some fresh grapefruit sections.
charlie61
01-31-2022, 11:22 AM
I get this problem during vacations. Now I always get some slimming tea with me and drink in the morning, or in the evening and by the next day is always helping me. I try to stay away from laxatives and pills. Slimming teas that contain senna and elderberry are guaranteed to release the kraken :)))
The problem is that... it does release the kraken... properly. Like, in that moment. With cramps and everything, lol. So you gotta be careful and plan ahead when to drink it. They usually take effect 6-8 hours after being drank, or after you eat. But they are goooood, ahhh!!! ;D;D;D
Yes, be very careful with the ones that contain senna. It can be tough to time those. Definitely best taken before bed. You can literally shit yourself with those teas even when used as directed - you do NOT want to be caught running errands or on a walk when the moment hits. For real.
Vyanka
01-31-2022, 12:50 PM
Magnesium helps a lot, but be careful not to take too much or you get too poopy. lol
This is best taken at night, bc it makes you a bit sleepy. Before bed. But magnesium is the best. Great for hormone balance, sleep, and pooping. Lol.
I drink dandelion tea on my off days. It's good for pooping. Cleans liver and kidneys too. Good for the drinkers. Make sure you drink lots of water after to avoid dehydration.
Cutie101
01-31-2022, 09:16 PM
Yes, be very careful with the ones that contain senna. It can be tough to time those. Definitely best taken before bed. You can literally shit yourself with those teas even when used as directed - you do NOT want to be caught running errands or on a walk when the moment hits. For real.
True, omg. I haven't drank for a couple of months, since I have eaten foods that contain chia and flaxseed and helped me. OMG I just realized that those are also useful hahahaha!
Now, when I'll go in my next vacation, I will start drinking 3-4 days before, to train my body for fixed hours. If I drink it before bed, I am good in the morning. Just as you said... It's crazy effective and not in the best way hahahaha!! I do have days, when I am doing a 1-2 weeks cure, that I am literally being woke up from my sleep, by huge cramps and during those 10 steps from bed to bathroom... maaaan!!!... :))))
charlie61
01-31-2022, 10:15 PM
^Yep. Brutal. I'm really trying to find more natural, gentle, and sustainable options, like triphala. Senna is on a totally different level.
indiegirl
02-01-2022, 03:27 AM
Dulcolax is not for the faint of heart. I thought I was going to die on that toilet twice in my life like Elvis Presley LOLLLL.
All I have is salads in my fridge....sooooo.....we are entering a distress mode in the future. I wanted to avoid it and had canned soup only yesterday.
My roommates walked in on me pooping with the door open recently....you're welcome lolllll.
It's one of those barn style doors but I had no choice but to rush and didn't know they were awake.
My random poop thoughts for the day LOL.
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-01-2022, 07:01 AM
Yes, be very careful with the ones that contain senna. It can be tough to time those. Definitely best taken before bed. You can literally shit yourself with those teas even when used as directed - you do NOT want to be caught running errands or on a walk when the moment hits. For real.
Yup senna tea will put the hurt on you and your lower bowel.
/Just repping for my fave laxatives here, dates, apples and coffee with milk....So smooth.
indiegirl
02-01-2022, 04:03 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Dulcolax-Overnight-Constipation-Irregular-Stimulates/dp/B000063XTO
I'm actually cackling at the Dulcolax reviews because of the accuracy and welcoming death after taking it. One guy wound up at the ER with a 50k bill because of the side effects hahahahaha. It's so on point!!
Hahaha Random side note my driver today farted and didn't even bother rolling his window down. I started laughing under my mask thinking it was me for a second but it wasn't my brand hahahaha. Thank god my window was down.
indiegirl
02-03-2022, 01:32 PM
Please keep me in your prayers and thoughts.... I'm having a cathartic release on the toilet with my laptop on my lap hahaha. I'm about to play meditation music. I don't know how any of you who have given vaginal birth do it in comparison to poo.
AChildOfBoredom
02-03-2022, 03:43 PM
Please keep me in your prayers and thoughts.... I'm having a cathartic release on the toilet with my laptop on my lap hahaha. I'm about to play meditation music. I don't know how any of you who have given vaginal birth do it in comparison to poo.
Perhaps a song for encouragement?
https://youtu.be/Ye7FKc1JQe4
It’s like that chorus was written for people having an unpleasant shit.
indiegirl
02-03-2022, 03:52 PM
Perhaps a song for encouragement?
https://youtu.be/Ye7FKc1JQe4
It’s like that chorus was written for people having an unpleasant shit.
I think of Elvis Presley's death if I push too hard on the toilet ending up with a heart attack and so I try to think of calming things so none of ya'll get a report of me dead on a toilet or that weightlifter with a prolapsed rectum just from lifting requiring surgery from all the stress. UGHHH scares me!
If I was rich I would keep a poop zen bathroom where I could release the stool in a tranquil environment with calming music. Hahahaha!
SnuffleUffleGrass
02-03-2022, 05:11 PM
I think of Elvis Presley's death if I push too hard on the toilet ending up with a heart attack and so I try to think of calming things so none of ya'll get a report of me dead on a toilet or that weightlifter with a prolapsed rectum just from lifting requiring surgery from all the stress. UGHHH scares me!
If I was rich I would keep a poop zen bathroom where I could release the stool in a tranquil environment with calming music. Hahahaha!
Girl get outta my head.......lol......
indiegirl
02-03-2022, 07:38 PM
Girl get outta my head.......lol......
You are welcome :)! This is why google should ban me. I panic hahahaha.
indiegirl
02-04-2022, 02:09 AM
Typing from the poo-ship aka my rocket ship. I used to tell my brother I was going back to the rocket for blast off when I'd eat Fiber One Cereal as a late teen. Hahahaha
Sometimes I worry I will have those toilet bowl markings on my butt during appointments so I shorten the time if I'm rushing.
I am totally happy to dedicate this thread to me at this point if nobody wants to join. LOLL....Poo-history!
GlamLifter
02-04-2022, 05:17 AM
^
I get issues as well especially the last week leading up to a competition due to water depletion. It’s like I’m having a constant constipation.
indiegirl
02-04-2022, 09:07 AM
Fuckin A!!!!! I gotta go again but the other roomies are getting ready!!! UGHH hurrry. I think I got home at 5am from work. He extended an hour. Nice guy though....I just need to poo lol.
whirlerz
02-04-2022, 11:07 AM
Lol.
Do y'all not eat oatmeal?
& protein's suppose to help..
try to stop stressing, drink water!
slowpoke
02-04-2022, 11:49 AM
Lol.
Do y'all not eat oatmeal?
& protein's suppose to help..
try to stop stressing, drink water!
Really like the Quaker Oats meatloaf recipe.
LoveyD
02-08-2022, 11:56 AM
I pooped three times before 10:30 am. I've been up since 6:30. Good Lord!
slowpoke
02-08-2022, 01:01 PM
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LoveyD
02-08-2022, 01:18 PM
Ffffff
indiegirl
02-10-2022, 10:55 AM
I had one of those salad poo's and brought my laptop with me. It was a GLORIOUS cleansing. I was straining at like 2-3am, decided to stop, and then it hit like a bomb around 8am. It felt like "I release you demon!!" #Proud #Poopbusters
AChildOfBoredom
02-16-2022, 04:53 PM
“Having a shit” is too boring and unimaginative, so I’ve decided I’ll appropriate something from my coworkers. I’m just having a difficult time deciding if I’ll be “pushing turds” or if I’ll be “spawning/summoning/invoking/conjuring a fudge demon”.
indiegirl
02-16-2022, 05:10 PM
“Having a shit” is too boring and unimaginative, so I’ve decided I’ll appropriate something from my coworkers. I’m just having a difficult time deciding if I’ll be “pushing turds” or if I’ll be “spawning/summoning/invoking/conjuring a fudge demon”.
"Code Brown"
"Baking a loaf"
"Liquidate Assets"
miss.a.p1600
02-16-2022, 09:02 PM
I hate when the poop doesn’t go neatly in the hole down the toilet drain.
The worst is when it smears on the sides of the toilet bowl that the flushing water doesn’t reach forcing you to either mass flush numerous times or use a toilet scrubbing brush
AChildOfBoredom
02-16-2022, 09:23 PM
I hate when the poop doesn’t go neatly in the hole down the toilet drain.
The worst is when it smears on the sides of the toilet bowl that the flushing water doesn’t reach forcing you to either mass flush numerous times or use a toilet scrubbing brush
That only happens to me when I get the liquid squirts.
indiegirl
02-16-2022, 09:59 PM
That only happens to me when I get the liquid squirts.
When it sprays the whole bowl and you're having an assquake, you have to immediately flush the toilet before it sets or else you have to use the toilet brush to clean. It sticks too fast!!
AChildOfBoredom
02-18-2022, 04:32 PM
When it sprays the whole bowl and you're having an assquake, you have to immediately flush the toilet before it sets or else you have to use the toilet brush to clean. It sticks too fast!!
Last time it happened to me was at work. Since I don’t pay the water bill there, it was prison rules there - flush with every discharge. Dumbass me ran to the bathroom which didn’t have an exhaust fan.
indiegirl
02-23-2022, 12:56 PM
Last time it happened to me was at work. Since I don’t pay the water bill there, it was prison rules there - flush with every discharge. Dumbass me ran to the bathroom which didn’t have an exhaust fan.
Prison rules.... I'm fucking dead hahahaha!!!
Have you ever had one of those farts and then poo shot out like a bullet? I had one of those recently and it was impressive. hahahaha
WendiStarr
02-23-2022, 01:45 PM
Dang, it sounds like I'm having the opposite problem of everybody else. I'm on iron pills because of anemia and I have to poop so bad but barely anything comes out. I sit there for like 30 minutes trying to poo, only for a little turtle to plop out into the great white pond.
AChildOfBoredom
02-23-2022, 01:50 PM
Prison rules.... I'm fucking dead hahahaha!!!
Have you ever had one of those farts and then poo shot out like a bullet? I had one of those recently and it was impressive. hahahaha
I’ve had that. I’ve also had a rather odd one where I had that “bowels in a knot” feeling, and when I finally made it to a toilet, it just like blasted out.
Dang, it sounds like I'm having the opposite problem of everybody else. I'm on iron pills because of anemia and I have to poop so bad but barely anything comes out. I sit there for like 30 minutes trying to poo, only for a little turtle to plop out into the great white pond.
I’ve had… not the same thing, but similar where I’ve put time and effort into it only to eject this popcorn shrimp sized turd. Really made me feel cheated.
miss.a.p1600
04-23-2022, 08:51 PM
Just realized a weird pooping moment when your anus contracts and a large firm turd just shoots out like a torpedo or something.
AngelWithHorns
04-24-2022, 02:34 PM
I don't remember if I've said this yet, but this is the best thread anywhere on the Internet I've ever been subscribed to. I love y'all.
As for a potentially useful contribution, I saved a reddit comment recommending milled linseed. I'm going to try it as soon as I find some. (link in case anyone wants context https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/r1zwja/comment/hm2ckjg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
indiegirl
05-01-2022, 02:38 AM
I pooped my soul out tonight. I breathed deeply and moaned. I’m not sure I have passed that satan 100%….thank god for Lysol.
I need to start a healing music while pooping channel on youtube LOL.
TiffanyRose
05-29-2022, 03:42 PM
As for a softer stool, drink plenty of water throughout the day and increase your fiber intake. Exercise on a daily basis helps move the stool as well.
Aurora_Sunset
08-07-2022, 07:15 AM
I walked into the bathroom at work the other day to take a poo, and a manager and associate were standing IN the bathroom, having a coaching conversation, laptop out and everything...
First of all, ew. Secondly, why?
I decided I didn't care. I had gone to the bathroom for 4 false alarms before that, and if the poop was gonna come out this time, I was taking the opportunity.
They left pretty quickly after I pushed the first one out.
Good. I'm not gonna feel bad for using the bathroom for intended purposes and stinking you out. Why the fuck would you choose this location for a serious work conversation anyway? I understand it's loud in a lot of places inside, but damn. Pick another spot.
indiegirl
08-30-2022, 02:19 PM
i walked into the bathroom at work the other day to take a poo, and a manager and associate were standing in the bathroom, having a coaching conversation, laptop out and everything...
First of all, ew. Secondly, why?
I decided i didn't care. I had gone to the bathroom for 4 false alarms before that, and if the poop was gonna come out this time, i was taking the opportunity.
They left pretty quickly after i pushed the first one out.
Good. I'm not gonna feel bad for using the bathroom for intended purposes and stinking you out. Why the fuck would you choose this location for a serious work conversation anyway? I understand it's loud in a lot of places inside, but damn. Pick another spot.
hahaha.
trustfundkiller
09-08-2022, 07:21 AM
There's a trend on TikTok called the "internal shower" which is 2 tbsp of chia seeds in a glass of water with a squeeze of lemon. You're supposed to wait 15 mins for the chia seeds to gel up and then down it as quickly as you can. I tried it and it worked amazingly! I got results within 20 mins. I always get constipated when I travel so I'm excited to give this a try the next time I go on a trip.
indiegirl
09-14-2022, 05:30 AM
There's a trend on TikTok called the "internal shower" which is 2 tbsp of chia seeds in a glass of water with a squeeze of lemon. You're supposed to wait 15 mins for the chia seeds to gel up and then down it as quickly as you can. I tried it and it worked amazingly! I got results within 20 mins. I always get constipated when I travel so I'm excited to give this a try the next time I go on a trip.
The Internal Shower is what it is called?! hahahaha I love this name so much ;D!!
whirlerz
09-14-2022, 09:56 AM
Coffee, a couple segments of fresh grapefruit..drink some water to wash the acidity
+ it can be used as a diet :)
smeca
09-19-2022, 10:43 AM
Shitting while on period, ugh, i always half push out the tampon. Makes me want to wait until i need to change it to save the bother of changing a dry one or pushing it back up, but period shits wont wait ya know?
Anyone know how to ease the feeling of being bloated but solid full of period shits at the same time? I went for a walk and it released some gas. I think after the third poop of the day I'm finally empty. My trousers went from tight to loose since this morning LOL.
Love this thread. Can't mention this to anyone irl!!
miss.a.p1600
11-22-2022, 08:45 AM
When don’t realize you’re backed up until you one day poop out a massive log and several mini logs then walk out feeling 10 lbs lighter
WendiStarr
11-22-2022, 01:52 PM
Eating pears or drinking apple juice seem to be really good at relieving constipation.
bananaqueen
11-22-2022, 04:59 PM
I attribute good poops to kombucha, probiotics, kimchi and lots of fibre!
LoveyD
11-27-2022, 08:59 AM
Geez did you ever have the poop that just keeps going and going? I just had one yesterday. I think I lost 15 lb.