View Full Version : I wanna know what happens after hours:the dirt...
Shayden
12-10-2003, 01:38 AM
Sorry I couldn't think of anything too funny to go along with the emus and peanut butter thread so I thought I'd tell the truth...... it's playstation for me when I get home! ;D I'm such a little kid.
Sorry guys I can't seem to make with the funny today, finals were yesterday.
Shayden :-*
Miss_Luscious
12-10-2003, 04:59 AM
Well, when I got home, I usually kissed my daughter, showered, then kissed my daughter again, possibly mustered enough energy to have sex with my boyfriend, then went to sleep. Nothing exciting here. I wish I was having huge orgies with other strippers and emus and peanutbutter. Next time there is such an event, can someone PM me? I promise not to let my big belly get in the way ;).
Christina1970
12-10-2003, 05:11 AM
ME.. well I have a marathon of sex.... fiigure....if I been on my feet so long I mite as well lay down for the same amount of time
Katrine
12-10-2003, 07:36 AM
Wow, sex after work? You ladies are amazing. After being sexy all night, the LAST thing I am about to do is give it up to ANYONE at all...he just has to wait until my days off...hehehehe...
azuredee
12-10-2003, 05:51 PM
No shit! It's scrubby and 'leave me alone' time.
madgrad
12-10-2003, 06:35 PM
How about this...
Have the communal breakfast after club closes, with bouncer, and friends. Then talk shit about low life f'ing customers who have no grip of reality whatsoever, dip sh'ts who don't tip, talk sh't about new low life manager, bouncer, or DJ that can't find employment elsewhere, but somehow because he's related to the owner or manager's;he's making everbodys life miserable. Wonder why owner fired good manager and DJ that brought in money and customers. Talk shit later after new manager brings down the clubs earnings,revenue, and dancers that everybody quits, and new manager finally gets fired by the owner. Talk sh't about earlier shift. Talk sh't about ostracized dancer for what ever reason--she is not liked. End breakfast then go home to family and loved ones.
Other variations:
Go to gym and work out if it is open.
Go home to S/O and family. Wash stench of customers off. Then go to sleep.
Go home thinking you've seen the pinnicale of stupidity acted out by customers in the club. Only to have that pinnacle topped by another idiot the next night.
That about sums it up.
Melonie
12-10-2003, 10:57 PM
actually, Madgrad, you're pretty close to what I actually do if dancing close to home ...
stop at WalMart at 4am to get necessary shopping out of the way without being hit on by too many horny idiots
jump in my shower within 30 seconds of getting home to disinfect myself of customer ick
watch Court TV or History Channel or Animal Planet to chill
sleep for a couple of hours
get woken up by morning phone calls from my disabled Mom - get up and go make her breakfast (she lives 2 blocks away)
work out with my home equipment
pay bills, deal with website business (like copying and mailing tapes)
eat lunch
afternoon nap for a couple three more hours
get woken up again by my mom - get up, go down and fix her dinner
start getting ready for another night of dancing
Butchee
12-13-2003, 12:09 AM
To Livesgirlunit
I don't get Howard Stein on the radio.
Highest
12-13-2003, 11:52 AM
I used to go to alot of strip clubs in NY, the Wall street area (years ago) and I never heard from a
friend or co-worker that they ever went for something extra after a lady got off from work... Actually I always thought of us men as the dis-advantaged ones as we always underestimated and stereotyped these women who work in these places. By in in large it is a business and they are in it for the business as business people do....
vanilla_dog
12-13-2003, 12:28 PM
Okay we all know at least one girl who partook in silliness after work.
One girl I knew from outside the club came to work at my club. Together with another girl we all took a mind altering substance and after work were still wide awake. So we all went to the third girl's house to continue the party in her pool. She was married and she and her husband and my friend continued the relationship long after I went home and went to bed.
Over the next couple of weeks the husband ended up defrauding my friend of $10,000 and tipping it away at another club!
Chuck149
12-13-2003, 01:31 PM
Ok, sorry! My friend and I really just go to the after hours bar or one of the casinos and pick up some lonely drunk schmuck and pretend we're going to go to a room and fuck him, where we drug him and steal his money and watch!
Geez Bridgette you and your hot blonde waitress said you'd never tell anyone about what you did to me.... can I have my watch back?
polecat
12-13-2003, 02:47 PM
Okay, here's the REAL dirt of the after-hours stripper...
They come home ALL HOT...
(- they had to chase a cab two blocks so they are a bit sweaty)
They immediately slip into something more comfortable and exude desire/hunger...
(- put their hair up, wash out all their makeup, slip on baggy sweats, and walk around barefoot looking for the box of Wheat Thins)
They immediately want to talk dirty...
(- unload for hours about that f'ing customer that tried to stiff their tip, that stupid f'ing bitch dancer that tried to steal her customer, the f'ing retard DJ that got her set wrong, and the useless f'ing bouncer that sits on his ass all day)
They snuggle up on the sofa...
(- Friends re-runs are the only thing on at this hour)
They are suggestive of how much they wanna jump between the covers...
(- the box of Wheat Thins drops to the floor when she finally passes out)
tranquil_waters
12-13-2003, 03:40 PM
uh I can't beleive I am missing all the activities. Honey - peanut butter omg I am so lonely. lol :banghead:
Bridgette
12-13-2003, 04:35 PM
Ok, sorry! My friend and I really just go to the after hours bar or one of the casinos and pick up some lonely drunk schmuck and pretend we're going to go to a room and fuck him, where we drug him and steal his money and watch!
Geez Bridgette you and your hot blonde waitress said you'd never tell anyone about what you did to me.... can I have my watch back?
Hell no! I told you not to come begging!
foxee555
12-17-2003, 07:50 PM
If my BF is here, shower and bed. If he's deployed, sake and Korean food (sometimes til 6am.). Customers are inevitable (hey afterhours are public places and I live on a very small island!). But, them attaining a coveted seat at the table requires that all my friends are in a good mood and the guy is very nice and humble (and pays our tab, of course!) :wink:
Miss Courtney
12-17-2003, 10:55 PM
I like to hear about the stories on the after hour parties,etc.
Curious patron
Okay dude.. I will tell you since, these "strippers" wont spill the beans..
<looks around to see if any strippers can hear... no... okay....good>
Okay... <whispers in a low voice> ... after they leave their shifts they go to ther site of their lowbudget, homemade porn movies, where they have sex with midget clowns and defeathered emus. After 4 or 5 hours of that, they go to the Stripper Sorority House, where they hold scantily clad pillow fights with each other before they all fall exhuasted in one big bed that sleeps 29 people. In the morning they lay in wait for the post man, who they then ravage with 12 inch long probes and jars of Skippy Peanut Butter (the smooth, not the crunchy). They usually then go to the poetry reading at "Al's Cafe of Poets and Stripping Whores" before returning to their clubs.
Okay man.. dont tell anyone. We can't let these secrets get out, kapeesh?
PJ
ROFL!!!!! :D ;D :)
Rhiannon
12-18-2003, 01:07 AM
I think I know what he wants to hear ::)
We all go back to a customers hotel room and snort a bunch of drugs then have lesbian sex in front of the customer then all suck his dick for free!
NOT!!!!!
LOL Love that response, Rayanna!
Rhiannon
12-18-2003, 01:09 AM
I like to hear about the stories on the after hour parties,etc.
Curious patron
Okay dude.. I will tell you since, these "strippers" wont spill the beans..
<looks around to see if any strippers can hear... no... okay....good>
Okay... <whispers in a low voice> ... after they leave their shifts they go to ther site of their lowbudget, homemade porn movies, where they have sex with midget clowns and defeathered emus. After 4 or 5 hours of that, they go to the Stripper Sorority House, where they hold scantily clad pillow fights with each other before they all fall exhuasted in one big bed that sleeps 29 people. In the morning they lay in wait for the post man, who they then ravage with 12 inch long probes and jars of Skippy Peanut Butter (the smooth, not the crunchy). They usually then go to the poetry reading at "Al's Cafe of Poets and Stripping Whores" before returning to their clubs.
Okay man.. dont tell anyone. We can't let these secrets get out, kapeesh?
PJ
ROFL!!!!! :D ;D :)
LOL Miss Courtney. You have told our secret! <gasp> I'm a little different though, I like to spice things up using "Goober Peanut Butter & Jelly", just to be different.. heh
WI.Belle
12-18-2003, 02:46 AM
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ SO FAR, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY FROM BRUSHING MY TEETH TO WAKING UP THE NEST DAY! THAT WAS AWESOME! I haven't been online in a while, catching up on things and I very much enjoyed reading that. ;D ;D :D ;)
Butchee
12-18-2003, 08:45 AM
Sometimes 4 or 5 of the girls who still have some energy left go sing Karaoke. A lot of girls (some of the Karaoke girls too after singing) go to the 24 hour gym. Some of us go to breakfast. And a very few go and have another drink or two at a bar. The rest drive home and sleep with an occasional grocery store trip on the way.
For me personally, the most exciting after work activity lately has been getting take out breakfast with a pal then we head to my house and catch up on last season's Sopranos and pass out.
We ran out of peanut butter a LONG time ago ;)
Butchee
12-18-2003, 08:48 AM
I think Veronika is the norm... Denny's or IHOP for late night munchies...
Foorgeettaboutit !!!!
Here's a cool website for the all the cool girls....
Butchee
12-18-2003, 08:51 AM
Oops
Here's the website www.netlingo.com
This has all the acronyms you want.
blondhottie
12-14-2017, 04:07 AM
I am so offended! How dare you! I, for one, only fuck, ostriches, not emus! I'm a fucking classy broad! And I would never stoop so low as to include Skippy Peanut Butter in the mix! It's only Smuckers Grape Jelly all the way for me!
Okay dude.. I will tell you since, these "strippers" wont spill the beans..
<looks around to see if any strippers can hear... no... okay....good>
Okay... <whispers in a low voice> ... after they leave their shifts they go to ther site of their lowbudget, homemade porn movies, where they have sex with midget clowns and defeathered emus. After 4 or 5 hours of that, they go to the Stripper Sorority House, where they hold scantily clad pillow fights with each other before they all fall exhuasted in one big bed that sleeps 29 people. In the morning they lay in wait for the post man, who they then ravage with 12 inch long probes and jars of Skippy Peanut Butter (the smooth, not the crunchy). They usually then go to the poetry reading at "Al's Cafe of Poets and Stripping Whores" before returning to their clubs.
Okay man.. dont tell anyone. We can't let these secrets get out, kapeesh?
PJ
Ifyouseekamy
12-14-2017, 06:03 AM
Sleep
sarah101
12-15-2017, 08:47 PM
Fourteen years ago, the age of this original thread, Harvey Weinstein was a respected producer who regularly assaulted women while giving Selma repeat nightmares.
Bahuba
12-16-2017, 04:08 AM
This is the biggest bump I've seen. Obviously some dancers bump old threads after work :-)
gerry
12-16-2017, 08:53 AM
agree