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ViolaStrings
09-23-2008, 03:26 PM
you keep to yourself in public places- small talk with strangers, especially men, can be unbearable unless you're getting paid and you know your night will be full of it later.

Ugh, I went to get my twice a month mani-pedi this afternoon straight after school today. There was some older business-type man in the chair next to me, and he kept saying things like "I love your look" and "This is sensory overload, isn't it?" and I was so skeeved out. I fucking hate men talking to me like that if it's not for money. I just buried my head in a magazine and I did my best to ignore him.

Otoki
09-23-2008, 10:25 PM
Ugh, I went to get my twice a month mani-pedi this afternoon straight after school today. There was some older business-type man in the chair next to me, and he kept saying things like "I love your look" and "This is sensory overload, isn't it?" and I was so skeeved out. I fucking hate men talking to me like that if it's not for money. I just buried my head in a magazine and I did my best to ignore him.
I definitely think this is as close to "I hate men" as I've gotten. I always hated the skeezy remarks and looks, but now I actually have the lines to let them know how sad they are}:D

Otoki
09-23-2008, 10:25 PM
When you never go clubbing, because if you wanted drunk guys trying to grope you and grind against you, you'd rather get paid for it.

davka
09-23-2008, 10:28 PM
you know you're a stripper when....

you try to visit a coworker in the hospital and you realize upon reaching the front desk that you don't know her real name.

The nurse asks you who you are visiting.

"Passion?"

Nautilus
09-23-2008, 11:07 PM
^^^that's funny

Otoki
09-25-2008, 04:13 PM
you know you're a stripper when....

you try to visit a coworker in the hospital and you realize upon reaching the front desk that you don't know her real name.

The nurse asks you who you are visiting.

"Passion?"
AHAHAHA! I did this at school! One of my co workers is a TA, and I went to find her, and she wasn't in. When they asked who I was looking for I almost said her dancer name, and realized that I was blanking on her real one.

"Are you looking for someone?"
"Yes, I'm here for St- erm, I mean, um.... ah...." *turn and walk away*

Ina
09-25-2008, 06:00 PM
^^ i've done this too more times than i care to remember, But that's only because i see her more at the club than in "real life". LOL!

ellebelle
09-25-2008, 08:20 PM
When you permanently have stripper shoe tan marks on your feet from sweating off your fake tan.

Minette
09-27-2008, 12:44 AM
When you never go clubbing, because if you wanted drunk guys trying to grope you and grind against you, you'd rather get paid for it.

I was trying to explain to the girl I'm fucking why I don't really like the straight bar she goes to. I was trying to explain the whole if-I'm-hanging-out-with-straight-guys-I-might-as-well-be-at-work thing. She didn't really get it. It made me feel so much better to think of this thread and know that I'm not the only one. Three cheers for SW!

CherryonTop
09-27-2008, 11:16 PM
When you permanently have stripper shoe tan marks on your feet from sweating off your fake tan.

haha I get those really bad...

chevelle454
09-28-2008, 08:16 AM
Your family no longer ask you how your day at work was :)

charlie61
09-28-2008, 09:15 AM
Your family no longer ask you how your day at work was :)

Right there with ya.

Otoki
09-28-2008, 12:47 PM
When you have to prepare a believable story any time you go in for a financial investment consultation.

Katherine
09-29-2008, 09:06 AM
Wow. I love this thread. I read every page from 13 on and forgo I posted in here myself years ago! Here's a few new lame ones, all happened to me:

When you've accidentally grabbed your fave work bikini vs regular bikini for your vacation.

When you're the first person to be invited to your bf's best friend's bachelor party.

How when you get a day job you put on five pounds for sitting at the desk all day and then when you're a stirpper you lose five pounds for just doing your job.

You go to a regular bar and the first thing you do is put a stack of ones on the bar.

You can apply liquid liner in a perfect cat's eye while at a red light.

winterrose
09-29-2008, 11:52 AM
when you check into a hotel for a romantic weekend with your husband and realize they have an indoor pool that you didn't know about before hand.....but you can still go swimming by using the booty shorts and matching bikini top from your work bag in the trunk.

pr317
09-30-2008, 07:27 AM
When you're ducking into quiet corners while at school to schedule a brazilian wax, spray tan, etc. or give your schedule at work (with your stage name that of course no one else knows you by)....

Lysondra
10-01-2008, 02:50 AM
Wow. I love this thread. I read every page from 13 on and forgo I posted in here myself years ago! Here's a few new lame ones, all happened to me:

When you've accidentally grabbed your fave work bikini vs regular bikini for your vacation.

When you're the first person to be invited to your bf's best friend's bachelor party.

How when you get a day job you put on five pounds for sitting at the desk all day and then when you're a stirpper you lose five pounds for just doing your job.

You go to a regular bar and the first thing you do is put a stack of ones on the bar.

You can apply liquid liner in a perfect cat's eye while at a red light.

Your favourite work bikini IS your regular bikini!

Katherine
10-02-2008, 05:18 PM
LOL- my favorite regular bikini has a few extra inches of fabric...

:)

giada
10-17-2008, 06:47 PM
when even when you haven't danced for over 2 years you still find excuses to wear your shoes - they make my legs look so hot!

you know how to "walk sexy" - it's nothing but a look, smile and a little haughtiness...

you have trouble drawing more natural eyeliner

never get razor burn (thank you SW btw - i used to look like i was DISEASED!)

you walk into a bar and immediately straighten up with your tailbone & chest out

you are not self-conscious at all about female issues - yeast infection, whatever...

indianprincess
10-21-2008, 12:52 AM
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TinaLatina1989
02-06-2009, 08:38 PM
Someone in "real life" asks for your name and you give your stagename.

You're in a regular nightclub and a guy asks you to dance and you say, "Ok 10 for an airdance and 20 for VIP".

JayATee
02-06-2009, 09:17 PM
Someone in "real life" asks for your name and you give your stagename.






I just did this the other day! Got a very strange look from the friend I was with lol.

Winged Dinghy
02-07-2009, 02:37 PM
You forget the PIN number on your ATM card because it's been so long since you had to withdraw cash.

angelicat
02-07-2009, 02:43 PM
Someone in "real life" asks for your name and you give your stagename.

I introduced myself as Angelica to one of my Moms friends while she and I were out one day. Followed by "Haha, JK!" /:O

angelicat
02-07-2009, 02:44 PM
When u assume that the guy at ur SC's bar that looks really familiar must be someone that u have danced for before. Then, proceed to give him a few dances before realizing that the only time that u have seen him before was the ONE time 6 years ago when ur Mom was introducing her new husband.

Yeck.

ViolaStrings
02-07-2009, 04:06 PM
^ you danced for your mom's husband?!

angelicat
02-07-2009, 05:11 PM
Kind of...

They were married for 3 months about 6 or 7 years ago. I was 14 at the time, and only met him once and it was only for a few minutes. He since has put on over 60 pounds (after having a heart attack) and I didn't recognize him. He didn't recognize me, either... It wasn't until he was telling me where he lived and what he did for a living that I figured it out. I ran to the locker room, called my sis, and didn't come out until he left.

I'm still skeeved out by it.

Otoki
02-09-2009, 11:12 AM
Kind of...

They were married for 3 months about 6 or 7 years ago. I was 14 at the time, and only met him once and it was only for a few minutes. He since has put on over 60 pounds (after having a heart attack) and I didn't recognize him. He didn't recognize me, either... It wasn't until he was telling me where he lived and what he did for a living that I figured it out. I ran to the locker room, called my sis, and didn't come out until he left.

I'm still skeeved out by it.
Sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

chanzep
02-10-2009, 11:19 AM
When in Deep winter the only places you go are
The Club
The Gym/Salon
Home
and for social reasons SW!

When you wanna try a new beauty product/ Diet etc and you do a search on SW first just to see what everyone else thinks.

When you end up putting non beauty items like Pussy cream and Horse Lotion in your beauty cabinet, and they work soo much better than regular products.:)

angelicat
02-10-2009, 11:37 AM
Sorry, but that's fucking hilarious.

Haha. Looking back it is! But at the time I was fucking mortified! It helped that he never knew...

dtxgirl
08-20-2009, 11:26 AM
You know you're a stripper when you've downloaded apps for your iphone purely cause you can use them in the club for entertainment value or monetary gain...lol

Shazam is great for ID'ing a song you like without having to go to the dj..

Itranslate is great for figuring out how to say "don't touch me motherf*cker" in 12 languages...

Currency for if they don't have USD......

Drink options for when you want a sexy drink..

And the Accept Credit Cards app is really great if you're a Domme, or if they don't want to give the club another 20% for funny money.. ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

saphire123456
08-20-2009, 01:41 PM
wow, thats high tech

JayATee
08-20-2009, 05:18 PM
You go to an outdoor concert and get poured on to the point where you can wring the water out of your clothes, and you see other girls walking arnd in their bras and comment that you would never do that bc you don't give it away for free.

Kylea2
08-20-2009, 05:35 PM
^^^ Reminds me of my thoughts on how girls a regular dance clubs dress and move!

Otoki
08-21-2009, 01:55 AM
^^^ Reminds me of my thoughts on how girls a regular dance clubs dress and move!
Dude. There's a fucking store at the Brookdale Mall in MN that sells STRIPPER OUTFITS. It's huge, and it's considered CLUB WEAR. For serious.

BuxomBeauty
08-21-2009, 02:19 AM
^Heehee, a lot of my personal clubwear could totally double as stripper gear. It's fun to slut it up because I WANT to sometimes ;)

Otoki
08-21-2009, 02:26 AM
^Heehee, a lot of my personal clubwear could totally double as stripper gear. It's fun to slut it up because I WANT to sometimes ;)
Sure. The difference is you're not a 15 yr old, which is a large portion of the store's customer base:O.

girlygirl21
08-27-2009, 09:18 PM
When your nondancing friends dont understand how a bad day at work consists of drinking, smoking, sitting at the bar with your feet propped up, and watching a sports game

When your manager understands that your late to work b/c you needed more makeup/ needed a new thong/ had to get your nails done

When you can chew out a custie and your manager gives you a high five

When making a quick run to the supermarket seems to take so much effort, yet you never break a sweat from dancing in 8 inch platforms, on and off for 8 hours

giada
08-28-2009, 02:08 AM
when u get called a hoochie leaving the grocery store cuz u still have on ur stripper makeup...though the girls that called u that are wearing dresses that you could wear in the club

audrey_k
08-28-2009, 04:52 AM
when you want to ask the guys who stare at you on the street for tips

when you hear the 2-4-1 song that must be used at every club and you turn to a stranger and ask if they want a 2-4-1

BuxomBeauty
08-28-2009, 05:03 AM
This must be the oldest remaining active thread on this site.

black_widow
08-28-2009, 05:29 AM
You know you're a stripper when you can seriously make conversation with ANYONE....including the bum on the corner. I oftentimes find myself switching into stripper mode when I meet new people...you know, asking them the same questions, acting the same way.

Also, you know you're a stripper when you look at someone with long hair and think "wow nice extensions" even though their hair is probably natural.

ViolaStrings
08-28-2009, 08:13 AM
When you're consistently hungover... on Tuesday mornings.

minalynx
08-28-2009, 11:00 AM
... you tell guys "I'll have to charge you if you keep staring" when you're in a bikini.

JayATee
08-28-2009, 11:22 AM
When you have to mentally shut off your stripper personality (like a light switch) and be yourself again.

And when you call someone at their office and the secretary asks who is calling and you give your stripper name instead of you real name... try explaining that one to your uncle!

PleasureVictim
08-28-2009, 11:47 AM
When you're consistently hungover... on Tuesday mornings.


I like that. Although for me it would be Wednesday morning, the night after $2 Tuesday drink specials.;D

coco34
08-28-2009, 12:44 PM
when you hear the 2-4-1 song that must be used at every club and you turn to a stranger and ask if they want a 2-4-1

Girls, girls, girls? I can't even hear that song anymore!

audrey_k
08-28-2009, 06:42 PM
^yep!

goreantx
08-30-2009, 05:27 PM
I dunno if this one has already been done... but I thought of it last night

When you go to call your friend and make sure it's past 2am

goreantx
08-30-2009, 05:31 PM
When you're chatting with your 50-year-old neighbor and you find yourself touching his arm and laughing at his jokes just a *little bit* too much. Then his wife doesn't wave to you anymore.

I think I have some apology cookies to make.

Guh. I'm either way too flirty with regular people or I'm stiff as a board, paranoid about being too flirty. :P