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Otoki
07-19-2010, 12:55 AM
when.... friends that don't know you dance and think you're a homebody, start to question why the inside of your car is covered in glitter constantly.

A non-dancer friend calls you by your real name and your first thought is "shit, she said my real name in front of people!!" then remember you're not at the club right now.

The glitter thing is hilarious, but I laughed harder at the name thing. I do that ALL THE TIME.

SerenaSin
07-19-2010, 05:24 AM
(noticed this the other day and had a good laugh to myself) - You go to put in a tampon on a non-work day, and it feels like a luxury to not be cutting the string off ;D

Hah, for me it's like, a luxury to be able to wear pads. And not shave or wear heavy stripper makeup, if any at all. And go dancing in flat shoes.

Natashas TaTas
11-09-2010, 08:09 PM
Outside the club when you first meet someone you have to think of which name to use!
"Hi, I'm Natash.....Danielle."

Kylea2
11-09-2010, 08:15 PM
Outside the club when you first meet someone you have to think of which name to use!
"Hi, I'm Natash.....Danielle."

I'm so glad I don't have that problem! Everyone calls me Kylea & it's ALWAYS how I introduce myself.

sunshine16
11-09-2010, 08:19 PM
when.... friends that don't know you dance and think you're a homebody, start to question why the inside of your car is covered in glitter constantly.

A non-dancer friend calls you by your real name and your first thought is "shit, she said my real name in front of people!!" then remember you're not at the club right now.

(noticed this the other day and had a good laugh to myself) - You go to put in a tampon on a non-work day, and it feels like a luxury to not be cutting the string off ;D

#2 and #3 most DEFINITELY! Especially the not cutting the string off the tampon haha. But the glitter thing? I dont know..I never wear/use glitter..none of the girls at my club seem to either..I always hear of things related to strippers covered in glitter but I just dont see it haha:-\

Kylea2
11-09-2010, 08:19 PM
DEFINITELY the name thing. I've heard a dad yell out, "Avery!", and I turned my head. He was just calling his daughter. :/

I just now realized that probably for the first time in my life I relate the word "Avery" to the name of a person & not to Avery the office supplies (http://www.avery.com/avery/en_us)!

miss1dancypants
11-10-2010, 06:45 PM
when 3 of your friends want to dress up as a jersey shore character for halloween and they ask to borrow your clothes....

or when a friend wants to be a gold digger for halloween and asks if you have gold booty shorts and a gold tube top....

LOL of COURSE they ask me for stuff like that when they are dressing up for HALLOWEEN and see how i dress every day/when i go out haha!!! crazy.

when strangers come up to you and tell you that you should do porn...

when you get de-sensitized to things that used to shock you because they were scary/you didn't know what they were (double ended dildos, drugs, etc)

when 6 inch heels seem short....

when you think you are getting pale then you take a picture with your non-stripper friends and you look like an orange next to them...

when people stare at you when you are walking down the street in your normal attire...

when your "toned down" look includes fake nails w/ zebra tips, fake eyelashes, and hot pink hair extensions.....

when no compliment/pick up line a guy says gets your attention/catches you off guard... just gimme ur money LOL

when you can sell almost ANYTHING to ANYONE...

when you are not afraid to kick someone's ass for disrespecting you....

when you start hating going to school because you'd rather be out stripping...


just some i can think of off the top of my head lol

Kylea2
11-10-2010, 07:38 PM
When the guy you are shopping with needs to buy a drop cloth, & you make a bee line to them, while he's still trying to figure out which aisle they are on!

seashell
11-11-2010, 11:37 PM
When you're depositing cash into an ATM, and one of your bills gets rejected because it has a pink lipstick kiss mark on it.

MissJ
11-13-2010, 04:46 PM
When if you drop something you don't bend at the knees to pick it up, you bend over and then flip your hair as you're coming back up

charlie61
11-14-2010, 09:58 AM
When you never stand with both feet on the ground--you're always somehow contorting your body to make your butt look sexy, even while doing the dishes.

Jay12
12-06-2010, 12:17 AM
ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!

The flirting with random people is very true for me; the last time I went to my command for muster, I found myself "flirting" with a chief by accident. When I realized I was in flirty mode, I apologize, and I told him that I just remembered I'm not at my civilian job. He said "don't worry, as long as you don't do drugs or have sex with customers, you're good". Nobody knows that stripping is my civilian job; he's brilliant. Well, he's a sailor, so he knows about strippers a whole lot!

Purrfect
12-06-2010, 07:53 AM
When spotting a $100 note/a Black AmEx from distance makes your heart race and you're instantly filled with excitement and think "MONEEEEYYY!!!"

Kylea2
12-06-2010, 09:02 AM
When you see the acronym OTC somewhere & automatically think "Outside the Club" customer interaction rather than "Over The Counter" medicines.

MissEgo
12-06-2010, 05:24 PM
When an old friend's mom tells you your friend is going for a BA and you ask what size, not thinking she meant "Bachelor of Arts"...

This is probably already on here, but it happened to me this weekend. Felt like a total idiot, her mom just looked at me...

Kylea2
12-06-2010, 10:32 PM
^^^ That's awesome!

anouk.oui
12-06-2010, 11:34 PM
when the heels you see girls wear at nightclubs you once found daunting and stupidly high are now the ones you wear for comfort

grocery basket looks like: baby wipes, caffeine pills, sleeping pills, cigarettes and tampon

when you shop savvy by buying items eg. jewellery, perfume, undies etc that you can wear both to work and in your regular life and feel like youre getting a bargain

when your cat sleeps during the day and waits up for you at night

when you stop talking to randoms you used to out of politeness

when going out partying with a bunch of random guys, getting shitfaced and slutting it up on the dancefloor is the last thing you wanna do on a saturday night

when you start doing job searches in your field and you sigh at the entry level wage and calculate how many hours / dances would you need to get paid the same amount

GlitterBexie
12-08-2010, 01:29 AM
when old habits die hard...like getting shitfaced with a dancer buddy and getting your boobs and bum out dont register on the ''oh my god i cant believe we did that'' scale, likewise pole dancing on a 2ft pole meant to aid other customers getting up stairs. Befriending the bouncer cause u know thats how to get what u want!

pussyinboots
12-08-2010, 02:23 PM
When you drive a Mercedes SLK, and your SO drives a Civic.

jules477
12-09-2010, 12:36 AM
haha yea today at the mall i paid 50 dollars in ones!!! gahhh!! the lady looked at me all suspiciously...haha

Jay12
12-14-2010, 08:35 AM
I start flirting with EVERY single man I'm talking to.

ayvaleigh
12-16-2010, 02:37 AM
When you get pissed off because another dancer is in the only working stall of your club snorting drugs off the back of the toilet and you have 45 seconds to piss and get on stage.

You're consistently buying cigarettes at the conveniece store at 3:00 AM in sweatpants and fake lashes.

When your work bag weighs more than you do

You get satisfaction knowing that the bitchy cashier is handling money that was in your ass the night before.

You call your regular friends pussies for bitching about wearing 4 inch heels for a couple of hours.

Your wardrobe consists mainly of lingirie, bikinis, and pajamas

You get pissed off because your dog got your extensions out of your bag and chewed on them.

You're constantly untangling your "work clothes" when you take them out of the washer

You glare at the new girls when they pull out body lotion or baby oil and threaten them with a stiletto to the jugular

It's not uncommon to have your underwear stolen at work

You're good friends with the manager of the sex shop and he holds things aside for you that he knows you'll like

You somehow always manage to drink for free, even when you're not at work

You have to stop yourself from pulling out the side of your thong for a tip when you're at a regular club dancing with a guy

You accidentally give the "come fuck me" eyes to complete strangers just because you forget you're not working and they look like $$$$

You don't do drugs but know about 25 drug dealers

Working on your birthday is a bonus

4everresolutions
12-16-2010, 03:03 AM
^the last two, for sure! But ALL of these are spot on!!!!

Jay12
12-16-2010, 07:27 AM
When you drive a Mercedes SLK, and your SO drives a Civic.


I drive an old Toyota, but I have lots of money for my retirement.
There are more important things than expensive cars.

charlie61
12-16-2010, 07:53 AM
When you get pissed off because another dancer is in the only working stall of your club snorting drugs off the back of the toilet and you have 45 seconds to piss and get on stage.

You're consistently buying cigarettes at the conveniece store at 3:00 AM in sweatpants and fake lashes.

When your work bag weighs more than you do

You get satisfaction knowing that the bitchy cashier is handling money that was in your ass the night before.

You call your regular friends pussies for bitching about wearing 4 inch heels for a couple of hours.

Your wardrobe consists mainly of lingirie, bikinis, and pajamas

You get pissed off because your dog got your extensions out of your bag and chewed on them.

You're constantly untangling your "work clothes" when you take them out of the washer

You glare at the new girls when they pull out body lotion or baby oil and threaten them with a stiletto to the jugular

It's not uncommon to have your underwear stolen at work

You're good friends with the manager of the sex shop and he holds things aside for you that he knows you'll like

You somehow always manage to drink for free, even when you're not at work

You have to stop yourself from pulling out the side of your thong for a tip when you're at a regular club dancing with a guy

You accidentally give the "come fuck me" eyes to complete strangers just because you forget you're not working and they look like $$$$

You don't do drugs but know about 25 drug dealers

Working on your birthday is a bonus

These are all so great!! The untangling clothes from the washer one is spot on. It's amazing how tied up stripper clothes can get!! They all become one big neon blob.

lol1337a
12-16-2010, 11:17 AM
^^Because driving an expensive car clearly means that you only care about trivial things in life and are too short sighted to consider your financial security in the future.

Why are you such a hater? It's unnecessary for me to call you out on it because everyone else in this forum already has, but this comment offends me and I don't even own a nice car.

(ETA: this is a response to Jay12, not Charlie.)

Athenathefabulous
12-16-2010, 11:52 AM
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Elusive21
12-17-2010, 01:33 AM
i also drive a nice car :'( i guess i must be an idiot then with no plans for my future

pussyinboots
12-17-2010, 02:23 AM
i also drive a nice car.

jay12 appears to be under the delusion that she is the most intelligent woman on this board an the rest of us are just st00pid strippers in need of her advice.


i can only assume it is jealous of girls like me and pussyinboots who can whiz by her in our beamer (or mercedes in the case of pussyinboots) while making enough money to save for retirement. some of us really can have it all ;).

Actually hun...I DO drive a Beemer....:-*

My post was partly in jest anyways, but it seems that some folks with names beginning in 'J' just didn't get it!!;D}:D

lol1337a
12-17-2010, 02:23 AM
I think I might get a Beamer when I need a new car. I drove one for a day and it was fucking magnificent.

pussyinboots
12-17-2010, 02:26 AM
I think I might get a Beamer when I need a new car. I drove one for a day and it was fucking magnificent.

The seats are magnificent for fucking too!!!;D:D

4everresolutions
12-17-2010, 06:13 AM
Im putting that in my new car 'pros and cons' spreadsheet! Lol!

Back to OT;

...when you're constantly cursing stores because they don't stay open late enough. I don't care if it's 4am bitches! I need to pick up milk and dog food on the way home!

xGigi
12-17-2010, 12:16 PM
when you visit friends in new york city and have to fight the urge to do pole tricks on the subway

Aslinn
12-17-2010, 01:47 PM
When you put on normal thongs and wonder why its "covering so much".

When anything under 6in heels looks pointless.

When your doing house work to music and notice your grinding the air.

When your eating "breakfast" between 3 and 4am.

Athenathefabulous
12-17-2010, 01:50 PM
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Kylea2
12-29-2010, 09:01 PM
When the only souvenirs you ever care about are the currency souvenirs from the Federal Reserve Bank!

brooklyninphilly
01-03-2011, 10:16 PM
...when you're otc and start wondering how you would approach the men around you for couch dances.
...when you get your work/real personas mixed up when your neighbor asks where you're originally from.
...when you analyze every song that comes on the radio not by the lyrics but whether or not you would look good dancing to it on stage.

sananeko
01-03-2011, 10:24 PM
...when you analyze every song that comes on the radio not by the lyrics but whether or not you would look good dancing to it on stage.
guilty...

tempest666
01-03-2011, 10:25 PM
I drive an old Toyota, but I have lots of money for my retirement.
There are more important things than expensive cars.

babe you know I love ya but on this one, if its a 66 nova, I'd sell my soul to the devil, plus chris' s soul to get one.

velvet
01-04-2011, 09:55 PM
I drive an old Toyota, but I have lots of money for my retirement.
There are more important things than expensive cars.

Who said i spent any money on my expensive car;)

achickonspeed
01-04-2011, 11:29 PM
when if you drop something you don't bend at the knees to pick it up, you bend over and then flip your hair as you're coming back up

guilty.

MissEgo
01-05-2011, 12:20 PM
Camgirl, but I'm sure these apply to the strippas as well!

-guy asks your name, and you have to think hmmm.... who am I today... real name? fake name? fake real name? And then remember your appropriate "backstory".

-you make sexy eyes at everyone. everywhere. and you suddenly get phone numbers from guys *every time* you go out with friends, even if you're just going out for coffee or the mall.

-you start analyzing other girls thinking "she'd do well" "guys would love her", and have a semi-debate in your head about whether or not you should tell her what you *really* do.

MissEgo
01-06-2011, 03:01 PM
When you get mad at people for using your real name, and then realize that's the only name they know you by...
Friend: "OMG *real name* let's go!"
Me: *angry glare* "Don't... um... uh... !"

charlottepower
01-06-2011, 03:12 PM
When stripperweb is at the top of your favorites list.

Tasha_xoxo
01-06-2011, 07:05 PM
haha awesome thread!
you know your a stripper when....
you cut the strong off your tampon,,even when your not at work. lol.

charlie61
01-06-2011, 10:13 PM
When you really want to tell all of your friends that they shouldn't be shaving with shaving cream, but you realize how creepy it would be to give advice like that outside of the SC.

seashell
01-06-2011, 10:37 PM
When you go to a regular club and feel like the girls are all dancing like prudes.

When your friends never ask you how your day at work was.

When you avoid talking to friends' boyfriends for fear of accidentally "flirting" with them.

When you leave water bottles from the club in your car, and don't realize until later that there are scantily clad women on the label.

carmen_b
01-06-2011, 10:48 PM
You see those stupid little gas station sandwiches ( in the black triangle with clear pull off top ) and get all Nostagic for stripping. Those little things are the only availble food in some places at 2:30 a.m.!

carmen_b
01-06-2011, 10:49 PM
Charlie : Um .... what should I be shaving with ? Maybe I missed that tip somewhere.

charlie61
01-07-2011, 10:00 AM
Charlie : Um .... what should I be shaving with ? Maybe I missed that tip somewhere.

Cheap conditioner works wonders. Most strippers find shaving cream extremely drying and also a bit expensive.