View Full Version : You know you are a Stripper when.....
velvet
07-08-2011, 11:34 PM
when you've danced/worn t backs so long that full panties are what you want now. true story. they are so comfy :) Never thought i'd see the day...
lol1337a
07-09-2011, 08:22 AM
^^So true! One time I was out shopping with my hater ex and his hater friend and the look on her face was priceless when I went to aerie to get 5000 pairs of granny panties. It was like I could see her thought process -- "But you're a skanky stripper why aren't you buying all your underwear at Deb wtf."
firemaiden04
07-09-2011, 01:02 PM
^I've had a similar reaction...though I prefer the hipster style underwear. As far as thongs go, though, I can't stand wearing the ones you get at most stores...after stripper G-strings, I feel like normal thongs are so prudish and unflattering, and I hate how far they come up in the back. I can only wear hipster panties or stripper G-strings now, nothing else.
aussiebelle
07-09-2011, 01:29 PM
Whenever you stand you make your ass stick out so it looks perky...
lol1337a
07-10-2011, 10:10 AM
I hate most non-stripper thongs too. Like this one. Ughh so gross.
lol1337a
07-10-2011, 10:15 AM
I do think "normal" thongs are acceptable though as long as the waistband is thick. I own several pairs of these (although I think they look nicer on my ass than hers!):
velvet
07-10-2011, 06:02 PM
oh i think they are acceptable I'd just been wearing them on and off the job for 20 years and I'm over all types or thongs, strings ect. i actually like boy short type regular underwear not granny panties. :)
Whenever you stand you make your ass stick out so it looks perky...
ha ha yes! I have a sway back!
luscious sadie
07-12-2011, 12:53 AM
you go into the bank with your money rolled up in pink hair ties in 1000$ bundles of 20s.
you buy a couch, loveseat and table (~2000$) in 20s.
you make 800$ one night and the next day decide that an 8$ garbage can is expensive.
mystery bruises.
you have a personal cab driver who tells everyone he drops off at the club to go and see you.
sananeko
07-12-2011, 01:09 AM
When a toddler is using a stripper heel to pound toy nails cause he lost his toy hammer.. (Not mine.. I visited a friend and saw that.. she didn't even flinched and explained the other heel broke months ago.)
charlie61
07-12-2011, 08:04 PM
you go into the bank with your money rolled up in pink hair ties in 1000$ bundles of 20s.
you buy a couch, loveseat and table (~2000$) in 20s.
you make 800$ one night and the next day decide that an 8$ garbage can is expensive.
mystery bruises.
you have a personal cab driver who tells everyone he drops off at the club to go and see you.
EXACTLY! This is so me.
luscious sadie
07-12-2011, 08:17 PM
EXACTLY! This is so me.
right!! I told a customer about that and he laughed in my face and has turned out to be a club regular who always says "hey! It's the 8$ garbage can girl!" ::)
charlie61
07-12-2011, 08:26 PM
right!! I told a customer about that and he laughed in my face and has turned out to be a club regular who always says "hey! It's the 8$ garbage can girl!" ::)
I'm the girl who'll stand there for 5-10 minutes trying to decide between a body wash that costs $3.99 and one that costs $4.99. Hmm..do I really need ribbons of moisture???
4everresolutions
07-12-2011, 10:50 PM
I'm the girl who'll stand there for 5-10 minutes trying to decide between a body wash that costs $3.99 and one that costs $4.99. Hmm..do I really need ribbons of moisture???
I do this too!
"$3 for a pack of 12 hair ties? I guess if it's a 2-4-1.....but then I can get a 10 pack at the Dolla-or-Less for $1...so that works out cheaper....but maybe these are better quality...But they're just hair ties....Hmmmmmm...."
kitinboots
07-13-2011, 06:06 AM
Omg I just freaked out that a bottle of evian was €1.50, when if I order that in the club it would be €25. Pfffff!
smeca
07-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Getting up early is at 12pm
You don't mind spending your friday and saturday nights at work :)
You travel miles out of town to 'work in bar'
crystalize
07-14-2011, 02:02 AM
Mystery Bruises for sure!
ChristyWild
07-18-2011, 11:37 AM
I have to say that the place I love to go to for comfy off duty undies is Victoria Secret- the yoga panties are sooo nice :D
Minaya
07-21-2011, 01:42 AM
Greetings,
The suggestive erotic art work is definitely true at my place as well...a painting exposing a breast hung on the wall for over a year right in my entry way, it was quite suggestive. I didn't even realize it was there and we've had countless of people over the place since then. I also have to watch out to make sure the blinds are never open, as I have no problem running around naked or top less trying to get at something or when getting out of the shower.
And oh yes, the making lots of money but trying to nickel and dime for purchases like food and the like must be a dancer thing. I often will freak out if my soda is 4.99 for a 12 pack or an item like hair conditioner or body wash is over 3.99. However, strangely I have no problem dropping a five dollar tip for a fifteen dollar meal when eating out or spending over 20 dollars to commute to work every time I go in.
Here are two more of my funny ones involving stores:
- When you do almost all of your shopping at Wal-mart as they are the only grocery store open when you get off work. It gets so bad that after a while you forget that there are other grocery stores in town, because you don't like shopping before midnight.
- When you go shopping at Wal-mart on your day off and realize that there are WAY too many people at the store and the shelves are way too empty... because you normally do your shopping between 3 Am and 6 Am when the place is practically empty and all the shelves are immaculately stocked fresh by the legions of stokers; seemingly having put out all that stuff JUST for you.
And last but not least:
When you get furious because you get caught in morning rush hour, ON YOUR way home from a Sunday night shift and still have to do your grocery shopping.
Minaya ---
kitinboots
07-21-2011, 08:15 AM
When you have friends round while your laundry is drying and they pick up one of your thongs saying 'what does this even cover?!?'
luscious sadie
07-31-2011, 06:39 PM
when your sister tells you how much it is per year to go to law school and you think to yourself "oh, two and a half months of work!" right away. Obviously you would have to work for more than that to be able to SAVE that amount but when she's talking about borrowing money and going into debt, I'm thinking that I could go to law school and pay it off per semester. I would feel bad for her if she wasn't such a bitch...
when you flip a coin to see if you "should get" the 46" HD LED Samsung. Your list of pros and cons are: + huge tv!, points on my Visa! -have to carry it home, - have to go to the bank to put money on Visa. Boyfriend doesn't even understand what he is hearing.
cocobooty
07-31-2011, 07:37 PM
- when you are the FIRST one to put your hand up for amature strip comps when you're out at a nightclub, and your friends think you are 'really outgoing'
- when you don't blink at paying $700 for bigger lips you NEED to have but your phone bill is always overdue
- when you're shopping for underwear and you can't find any g-strings because they're all too 'full coverage'
lilykane
07-31-2011, 09:14 PM
My friend showed me her carpet burn mark and I wanted to laugh.
CharlotteAU
07-31-2011, 11:23 PM
You wear these:
http://cltampa.com/imager/strippershoes/b/original/2116897/80b1/strippershoes.jpg
Or these:
http://www.peteralexander.com.au/images/Catalog/ProductImages/4199_Fluffy%20Pink_m.jpg
And there is NO middle ground.
kellyallstar
07-31-2011, 11:38 PM
You wear these:
http://cltampa.com/imager/strippershoes/b/original/2116897/80b1/strippershoes.jpg
Or these:
http://www.peteralexander.com.au/images/Catalog/ProductImages/4199_Fluffy%20Pink_m.jpg
And there is NO middle ground.
CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO this is my favourite thread, makes me smile every time.
melb_oz_n00b
08-01-2011, 12:12 AM
When you find notes with fake tan on them even if you haven't stripped for a while.
Otoki
08-01-2011, 05:57 AM
You refuse to buy new clothes unless they're at least half off, but you'll tip your bartender $5 for a $2 NA drink because you were craving that Kiddie Cocktail all fucking day.
22lligm
08-01-2011, 12:26 PM
i don't have a lot of these moments but the other day my friends picked me up from work and the first thing they said when i got in the car was "whoa vanilla much??" haha
luscious sadie
08-01-2011, 08:39 PM
you can pay for a new tv in 20s but god forbid you have to find quarters to do laundry with....
Italian_Bombshell849
08-02-2011, 05:40 PM
as I have mentioned about "wall art" and "scrawl" on the walls of bathroom stalls, you don't look at it as just a bunch of doodlings....it's like "Chicken Soup for the Stripper's Soul" with an educational spin. I mean, you didn't know that so and so's pussy stank and that so and so was a cunt until then, now did you?
charlie61
08-02-2011, 05:58 PM
you can pay for a new tv in 20s but god forbid you have to find quarters to do laundry with....
OMG Yesssss
luscious sadie
08-03-2011, 12:08 AM
OMG Yesssss
hahah or even better: when you wish you could just buy your own washing machine and dryer.
:'( apartment building
Rio_Summer
08-16-2011, 02:44 PM
......when you go to pay to pay for something at an expensive store hitch up your G string and pull the money out thats wrapped around it!!!!!!!!!!!
kellyallstar
08-16-2011, 03:03 PM
get bored trying to be patient waiting to cross the street, you look at the cross light pole and consider trying a pole trick.
fionatulip
08-17-2011, 05:36 PM
You get rear-ended down the street from your club and you tell the male driver that you don't need to trade info because you're scared he's also headed to the club.
creolekitty
08-17-2011, 09:36 PM
When you see attractive girls doing retail and you want to suggest they try stripping, but of course, don't.
luscious sadie
08-17-2011, 11:48 PM
When you see attractive girls doing retail and you want to suggest they try stripping, but of course, don't.
THIS. Or girls working in restaurants or ANYWHERE. Go make money, bitch!
livefast
08-18-2011, 01:48 AM
You hardly wear makeup outside of work to let your skin breathe.
You're on a date with a guy, and you start thinking about how much you should be getting paid for this....
luscious sadie
08-22-2011, 03:01 AM
you turn off your hair drier, turn to your boyfriend and say "can you get your license? I'm going to buy a car." Turn back to the mirror, flip it on and keep drying your hair like it is no thang.
Miss_McKenna
08-23-2011, 01:08 AM
You get off work at 3am and head to the grocery store, and you wonder why people are staring at you pushing your shopping cart, until you realize it might be because you're in a tank top and yoga pants.... with fuck-me hair, false lashes and glittery eye make-up
8) Me tonight. Paying for $65 worth of grocery in $1's didn't help the situation lol
luscious sadie
08-23-2011, 10:00 AM
You get off work at 3am and head to the grocery store, and you wonder why people are staring at you pushing your shopping cart, until you realize it might be because you're in a tank top and yoga pants.... with fuck-me hair, false lashes and glittery eye make-up
8) Me tonight. Paying for $65 worth of grocery in $1's didn't help the situation lol
hahahahah. I have totally been there (minus the 1$s) but I go with my cabdriver since that's the time that he goes and I don't have to pay for a taxi there and back if I go at the same time as him.
I don't know when we figured out that Tuesday late night would be a good grocery time but it works so I'm not complaining!
Italian_Bombshell849
08-23-2011, 12:07 PM
when you can earn money to dubstep when it's played at the club and all the other girls are cringing, complaining that "they're playing music I can't make any money to! How am I supposed to get money to THIS?!"....true story. my dive lets me play dubstep since it's dayshift. lmao
mariesgame
08-23-2011, 04:18 PM
You go to tell guys in a normal bar to put their phone away.
Whenever you see any kind of pole/scaffolding you are drawn to it because you wanna try that new move again.
One of your mates spanks you and you go to start yelling at him.
Harlequin_Phoenix
08-24-2011, 12:17 PM
You break the ATM with too large a stack of cash.
*Jade*Love
08-24-2011, 02:12 PM
^ LOL that's a good one, I've totally done that too..
MsLayne
08-24-2011, 04:49 PM
When you see attractive girls doing retail and you want to suggest they try stripping, but of course, don't.
LOL yes, I saw a Blasian girl working in IHOP and wanted to say, "Girl, you would make so much money at XYZ. You don't have to wait tables."
But i just watched from afar. LOL.
Lilian
08-24-2011, 06:15 PM
You are in the dressing room and exclaim, all by yourself, "I have nowhere to put all this fucking money!"
monicabi
08-24-2011, 10:05 PM
You break the ATM with too large a stack of cash.
haha i thought it only happens to me!
mia_fey
08-25-2011, 05:41 AM
Your car has back up supplies (an extra pair of shoes, a couple of outfits etc...)
Your significant other will pick up wipes and spray for you if he's at the store.
You have a dresser drawer dedicated to outfits and a hidden container in said drawer to put your money in.
You've paid large bills in ones. Or purchased a high ticket item in ones.
Retail establishments love you for giving them ones.