View Full Version : You know you are a Stripper when.....
kikidejavu
11-07-2011, 10:03 AM
^ i googled it too lol her bf's ex is just mad cause she doesnt have one! ;)
luscious sadie
11-07-2011, 03:40 PM
Ladies, please also look into the Snuggie. People can hate on it all they want but it's absolutely amazing.
kikidejavu
11-07-2011, 10:55 PM
when listening to a random dude try to make small talk makes you want to punch him in his fucking face because bitch youre not paying me!!!!
sananeko
11-07-2011, 11:03 PM
^^ Yes!
nessagolightly
11-08-2011, 08:41 PM
When you get really offended for a split second because the Target cashier just said she has to give you your 3$ change back in quarters. oh hell no, where are my damn DOLLARS?!
kikidejavu
11-08-2011, 11:06 PM
^thats funny lol speaking of dollars, this guy at my day job has downs syndrome. He came by my desk and gave me a dollar today!1st thought. take the dollar in my bra. 2nd thought. oh god does he know??!!! i gave it back lol still dont kno why he gave it to me?
mia_fey
11-09-2011, 10:49 AM
You may have loaned him a dollar and forgot about it. Or he thinks you're cute and considered that a token of appreciation to you.
mia_fey
11-09-2011, 10:57 AM
When you shop for clothes and try to find multi uses for them. "This top is cute! I can pair it with a blazer for going out or stockings at work."
The employees at Sephora know you by name.
You're friends with the outfit lady outside of work and everybody wonders how you got the cute stuff first.
When your boyfriend is being helpful and does your laundry. He separates them by lights, darks and stripper clothes.
kikidejavu
11-09-2011, 09:02 PM
You may have loaned him a dollar and forgot about it. Or he thinks you're cute and considered that a token of appreciation to you.
i hope thats the case, not that somebody took him to the club an he saw me! lol
cocobooty
11-10-2011, 04:09 AM
^thats funny lol speaking of dollars, this guy at my day job has downs syndrome. He came by my desk and gave me a dollar today!1st thought. take the dollar in my bra. 2nd thought. oh god does he know??!!! i gave it back lol still dont kno why he gave it to me?
Bahaha stripping makes me paranoid too :) this guy at work asked me (joking) about ab implants today... my first thought was 'Does he know I have fake boobs?' And my second thought 'Omg, has he seen me at the club??!!' Before I realised I'm a retard lol x
natyempress
11-10-2011, 08:50 AM
When you canīt buy a new bra unless it increases your bust by 2 sizes.
mia_fey
11-10-2011, 09:15 AM
When you work at a couple of different clubs and you have a dance bag specific for each club and their dress code.
When you bookmarked hustle hut to read when your waiting on line or at a coffee shop to read.
When Hydroxycut drink mix is on your list of dancer essentials.
When you are still searching for the perfect thong that flatters your ass while covering your cooter at the same time (mine still wants to pop out and say hello to everyone ugh :/)
When you have a small selection of books that deal with the law of attraction, sales skills, money management, dirty talk, beauty and weight loss secrets and true stripper stories.
You have a box of stripper clothes and heels you will never wear again, but don't have the heart to throw them away.
gypsydancer
11-11-2011, 08:16 PM
when you drink coffee at 9pm
papillonluvr
11-11-2011, 09:35 PM
When your boyfriend is being helpful and does your laundry. He separates them by lights, darks and stripper clothes.
Hahahaha my hubby did this today for me
glitzy
11-13-2011, 01:58 PM
When you don't have a clear definition of breakfast, lunch, or dinner anymore.
When you know all the words to every Gucci Mane song despite never listening to him on your own time.
When you have picked up an anxious habit of popping your ass...and hope noone saw you doing it in line at the store.
When -- despite being shy -- you constantly have to censor yourself in public because you're used to dressing room antics.
kitinboots
11-14-2011, 05:16 AM
When you log onto your computer for the first time in the day, and the first thing you do is check facebook, your email and stripperweb.
UwishUknewhy
11-14-2011, 10:33 AM
When in your Women's Studies course your professor lets you chose your topic for a research paper and you chose the sex industry and then make an A!!
luscious sadie
11-14-2011, 12:02 PM
you have to decide whether to pay on your credit card or in cash and then which bills to use if you're going to pay cash.
do I want to spend 80 twenty dollar bills or 8 one hundred dollar bills or 16 fifty dollar bills or some combination of the above to pay for my new computer?
mustlovecats420
11-30-2011, 12:20 AM
When you don't have a clear definition of breakfast, lunch, or dinner anymore.
When you know all the words to every Gucci Mane song despite never listening to him on your own time.
When you have picked up an anxious habit of popping your ass...and hope noone saw you doing it in line at the store.
When -- despite being shy -- you constantly have to censor yourself in public because you're used to dressing room antics.
;D lol so funny n true
alvida
12-26-2011, 10:55 AM
when you wake up and realize your cat's exciting new toy is a garter straight out of your bag...lol
sananeko
12-26-2011, 12:53 PM
^^ÂWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
cherryblossomsinspring
12-26-2011, 12:56 PM
awww how sweet!!!!!!!!
Flickdreams
01-14-2012, 06:49 AM
You constantly find other women's long hair around your house (and know its not your man cheating)- it just got attached to your work bag/ clothes/ shoes etc
anouk.oui
01-18-2012, 09:34 AM
....your dancer friend calls you a drunk skank OTC and you take it as a compliment
kaiarose
01-18-2012, 09:59 AM
You think every man in every public place is checking you out or "knows" you're a dancer so you don't make eye contact...lol...
xNADIAx
01-18-2012, 12:40 PM
When you have friends round while your laundry is drying and they pick up one of your thongs saying 'what does this even cover?!?'
My roomie said, "What is this, an eye patch?"
glitzy
01-18-2012, 02:03 PM
...when you go into a public restroom, start to pee, and realize you didn't close the door -- only after people start walking in.
luscious sadie
01-18-2012, 03:44 PM
...when you go into a public restroom, start to pee, and realize you didn't close the door -- only after people start walking in.
this happens to me all the time. I also had touching the doors / locks so that's a big reason why I don't care.
tootyfruity438
01-18-2012, 03:51 PM
After a long nights work, you go inside get something to eat then go back outside because you forgot something in your car only to find stay ones from your door to your car.....time for a new bag!
Lisa_Jane_Idlewild
01-19-2012, 02:17 PM
When
Memoirs of a geisha is a motivational movie for before work.
When it just doesn't feel right if you don't wear lashes at all times outside your home.
Your bf peels off lashes off your back while making "breakfast" that you apparently took off in your sleep.
You spend $50+ on strip lashes a month. So you have to put them in your monthly budget.
You check the jail bookings everyday and can find no less than 10 people you know. Either IRL or work.
When you say you want my lipgloss to look like you have "blow job lips in pussy pink".
Have wanted to garter your "real" heels to stay on better.
You've drunkly redrawn your eyebrows perfectly
Cherie
01-19-2012, 05:02 PM
When you tell another dancer to go suck a dick for a $1
charlie61
01-19-2012, 10:09 PM
When
Memoirs of a geisha is a motivational movie for before work.
Haha! Totally!!
GlitterBexie
01-20-2012, 03:40 PM
When you buy Ģ40 of instant spray tan in the shop because its the kind without oil or lotion in and they never have it in stock, only to go into work and overhear a girl complaining about how she went to the same shop and they had none of the spray tan she wanted left cause "some bitch had gone and bought three boxes" before she got there. Whoops!
Sending Christmas cards to you dance friends, signing your stage name on them, going home for Christmas and everyone is wondering who "Phoenix" is and why she sent a card to Grandma Mary....Over tiredness and doing Christmas chores with wine could have ended badly for me there!
foxrc0310
01-21-2012, 09:23 AM
when you start jiggling one leg to make your butt clap out of bordom in public :)
anouk.oui
01-21-2012, 09:46 AM
when you finally decide to go out, put makeup on and do hair perfect and people you know see you walking down the street and ask if youre on the way to work
i should get out more =\
Flickdreams
01-23-2012, 10:46 PM
The makeup and rolling suitcase make peeps ask if "you're and air hostess"
bklynbombshell
01-25-2012, 08:22 AM
when you start jiggling one leg to make your butt clap out of bordom in public :)
Lmao, I do this all of the time. Especially in sweats.
Lmao, I do this all of the time. Especially in sweats.
GUILTYYYYY i was in the line in target with my guy friend and i was just doin it *left cheek right cheek,left-left-left,right,left* ... he was like What the hell are u doing lol ...lol its a habit i guess lol
Sabbatha
01-29-2012, 05:31 AM
you think nothing of buying something for fifty dollars and paying for it all in ones
^^^^ THIS! lol
luscious sadie
01-29-2012, 06:20 AM
when they lyrics to Party Rock Anthem motivate you. Every day I'm hustling!
Flickdreams
01-30-2012, 12:21 AM
^ +Buy my love- winter gordon + Pass at me- timbaland and pitbull "Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came back with $2.50.. a working girl
Now work it, girl!"
JessicaCM
01-31-2012, 04:52 PM
When you have tons of ones in your purse. / When you almost leave out of your house without a piece of clothing./ You deal with abused women, druggies, and d-boys, creepy old men on a regular basis./ You're not phased by hating ass women who don't like to tip. /
JessicaCM
01-31-2012, 04:59 PM
when you start jiggling one leg to make your butt clap out of bordom in public :)
YES!!! I do this too sometimes out of habit.
_natasha
01-31-2012, 05:02 PM
You zone out when men are talking... even when you like them. Yes, uhuh, hmmm... yea. Shit, sorry babe, what were you saying?!?
Flickdreams
02-05-2012, 06:40 AM
^ so sad, so true
JessicaCM
02-05-2012, 08:37 PM
You zone out when men are talking... even when you like them. Yes, uhuh, hmmm... yea. Shit, sorry babe, what were you saying?!?
Yes! Most of the time it's the same old routine talking to them.
_natasha
02-05-2012, 08:41 PM
Yes! Most of the time it's the same old routine talking to them.
I meant more, guys in my personal life... My boyfriend, best friend! Poor guys. I guess maybe most guys have a familiar male 'pattern' of talking, just like women are proven naturally good at keeping a conversation going...
JessicaCM
02-05-2012, 08:58 PM
I meant more, guys in my personal life... My boyfriend, best friend! Poor guys. I guess maybe most guys have a familiar male 'pattern' of talking, just like women are proven naturally good at keeping a conversation going...
Agree.
GameOn
02-15-2012, 04:51 AM
when you introduce yourself in a non-work situation and you almost say your stage name.
Flickdreams
02-15-2012, 05:09 AM
When you play spot the stripper OTC